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...yup, second time this year actually, crashed right down onto the floor with force - lucky for me the refrigerator cushioned some of the fall or I could have hurt myself.
Anyway, I've got the day of work, should I go swimming?

Depends: Does the pool have chlorine?

Depends: Does the pool have chlorine?

Oui, more than you can possibly drink

Oui, more than you can possibly drink
swim! swim i say! 'twould be better if you were still drunk and swimming, but alas. this was not to be.

swim! swim i say! 'twould be better if you were still drunk and swimming, but alas....
That can be changed :D

swim! swim i say! 'twould be better if you were still drunk and swimming, but alas. this was not to be.

Did no pass out from drinking. This was a propper full on sober passing out.

Did no pass out from drinking. This was a propper full on sober passing out.
:confused: Maybe you should drink more

:confused: Maybe you should drink more
sounds like solid advice to me. go for it.

Did no pass out from drinking. This was a propper full on sober passing out.
perhaps you should use the time off to go see a doctor.....

:confused: Maybe you should drink more

More chlorine or more rum?

Maybe you should get drunk and hence stay on your feet. :rolleyes:

perhaps you should use the time off to go see a doctor.....

I would, but I'm registered with a practice that's over 100 miles away...

More chlorine or more rum?
I'd go for the rum....

More chlorine or more rum?

sounds like a cocktail to me, anyone got any names for it?

sounds like a cocktail to me, anyone got any names for it?

Death by poison?

sounds like a cocktail to me, anyone got any names for it?
"Death"?

Death by poison?
Great minds think alike!
:p

I don't think those names will sell

I don't think those names will sell

How about we call it 'The Big Sleepy' and market it as a relaxation drink?

I would, but I'm registered with a practice that's over 100 miles away...
I'm sure if you explain a local doctor will see you

Or "The clean pirate"

don't name the drink at all. just put it in a black bottle iwth a skull and crossbones on it. eventually, thorugh necessity and addicition, it's consumers will give it a name. for marketing purposes, you could call it something bland, like Chlorum.

Well Pro. Wherever you are in Scotland (/me is in Scotland too) you should be able to go in and fill in a little form and then they'll send your info back to your local. Great thing the NHS. :p

maybe NS should have the possibility of an NHS. Then you can get loads of issues where money ain't going to the right places. lol

I don't think those names will sell

Risky Business.

or

Dirt Remover.

It's a shame that 'Suffering Bastard' is already taken. :(

Sounds like low blood pressure. Eat more unhealthy food. :D

sounds like a cocktail to me, anyone got any names for it?

A Double Gullet Cleanser?

...yup, second time this year actually, crashed right down onto the floor with force - lucky for me the refrigerator cushioned some of the fall or I could have hurt myself.
Anyway, I've got the day of work, should I go swimming?

Firstly, well done. Secondly go swimming. It gives you a chance to watch people in wet togs and you can film people in the locker room with your mobile phone and sell it online to a porn company.

I thought this was going to be a drinking story :(

Above all, I'd advise you to keep your fluids up (drink plenty of water) and SEE A DOCTOR.

But that's me, I'm not a medico.

This really could be serious, so if you can't go to your doc, ask the ambulance to pick you up. My grandpa had a similar weakness-attack and he was lucky A) being in a hospital and B) only breaking his leg. Imagine what would happen if you carry a knife and it sticks into you (OK, quite unlikely, but stuff like this happens...).

Possibilities include Epilepsy, heart problems, migranes, stroke, diabeties etc.
Check out this site for more info.

http://familydoctor.org/

Basically blood flow to your brain is being disrupted. If it happens again you should go to the nearest emergency room or better still call an ambulance.

sounds like a cocktail to me, anyone got any names for it?

whistle cleaner

Possibilities include Epilepsy, heart problems, migranes, stroke, diabeties etc.
Check out this site for more info.

http://familydoctor.org/

Basically blood flow to your brain is being disrupted. If it happens again you should go to the nearest emergency room or better still call an ambulance.

Thanks for the concern but it was more of a "I've just seen something sick, ohh I feel quesy, BANG!" sort of pass-out, I'm fine today.

Firstly, well done. Secondly go swimming. It gives you a chance to watch people in wet togs and you can film people in the locker room with your mobile phone and sell it online to a porn company.
I like you.

I passed out this morning...and by morning, I mean when I got up, so afternoon really, but hey. Been to the drs many a time about passing out and they keep saying its nothing to worry about :s

I like you.

I passed out this morning...and by morning, I mean when I got up, so afternoon really, but hey. Been to the drs many a time about passing out and they keep saying its nothing to worry about :s
That's easy to say if you're not the one passing out. I'd get different doctors.

I've been to the doctors 4 times about such things in the past year and going for another thing on Tuesday because they still can't find anything wrong with me, nor have they ever throughout my life because I've been having such spells infrequently for as long as I can remember.