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Convert me

Intellocracy
07-03-2005, 06:03
Delete this
Keruvalia
07-03-2005, 06:04
*poof* You've been converted.

Feel better?
Oksana
07-03-2005, 06:04
You should talk to Keruvalia. Avoid the Christian nutjobs like VoteEarly, Jesussaves, and some others whose names I can't think of right now. :)
Neo-Anarchists
07-03-2005, 06:05
*poof* You've been converted.

Feel better?
I want him! Gimme!

*poof* There, converted.

That better?
Kreitzmoorland
07-03-2005, 06:06
You should talk to Keruvalia. Avoid the Christian nutjobs like VoteEarly, Jesussaves, and some others whose names I can't think of right now. :)
Servus Dei, anyone?
Andaluciae
07-03-2005, 06:06
Follow in my footsteps and you will become mighty.














Like me.
Keruvalia
07-03-2005, 06:09
You should talk to Keruvalia. Avoid the Christian nutjobs like VoteEarly, Jesussaves, and some others whose names I can't think of right now. :)

Nah ... I don't convert. We're not allowed to. We show the merits of our faith by our living example and answer questions intelligently and with authority.

Some advice for the original poster, though:

If you're truly searching for a religion, then look for something that:

1. Allows you the freedom to express yourself both artisticly and intellectually.
2. Allows you to question everything.
3. Doesn't need to denegrate other faiths in order to prove itself.
4. Allows you to be what you are, an imperfect human, and doesn't strive to impose upon you unobtainable lofty goals or swamp you with unexplainable mysteries.

Now go ... and be Jedi.
Keruvalia
07-03-2005, 06:10
Servus Dei, anyone?

He gave up NS for Lent. :D
Keruvalia
07-03-2005, 06:10
Please people. this is a (semi) serious thread.

I gave you a serious answer in my 2nd post. :)
Freemanistan
07-03-2005, 06:12
No need to convert, Free Thinking is the way to be. Religion is mind poison. Has anyone ever been able to explain how billions of people can hold wildly divergent beliefs about God(s) that are so incongruous that they'd cause the universe to explode if they were simultaneously true, yet they all firmly hold that their way is the one true way to believe? They can't all be right, but they CAN all be wrong. I beleive in me. And not much else.
Andaluciae
07-03-2005, 06:12
But, like Keru said, find something that allows you the freedom to be a person, and doesn't demand you be like a God.
Oksana
07-03-2005, 06:13
I didn't say you would try to convert anyone. It's just this person wants a valid argument from someone. That eliminates the Christians altogether. :rolleyes:
The necro penguin
07-03-2005, 06:14
i don't think you should let anyone even try to convert you. its kinda like switching sides in the middle of a war, who would trust you afterwards?
Keruvalia
07-03-2005, 06:16
See the time? You posted while I was posting.

Hippies don't pay attention to time. :p
Keruvalia
07-03-2005, 06:17
It's just this person wants a valid argument from someone. That eliminates the Christians altogether. :rolleyes:


A zinger from Oksana! w00!
Oksana
07-03-2005, 06:17
How are you going to be awake for your 8th graders?!
Patra Caesar
07-03-2005, 06:17
He gave up NS for Lent. :D

This made me fall to the floor laughing.:D
Keruvalia
07-03-2005, 06:17
No religion in existance can fit me. At least, that's what I believe.


Ah, young padawan, but you must realize that it is not the religion that fits the man, but the man that fits the religion. Some religions simply may not want you.
Keruvalia
07-03-2005, 06:18
How are you going to be awake for your 8th graders?!

I hardly ever sleep. Chronic insomnia.
Keruvalia
07-03-2005, 06:19
This made me fall to the floor laughing.:D

*takes a quick bow*

I do try to amuse.
Keruvalia
07-03-2005, 06:21
So you actively reject something you don't even believe in?

Wow ... that's got to hurt.
Oksana
07-03-2005, 06:21
Well then that's 2 of us Keruvalia. I just how up you're not perky in the morning. No one likes a perky teacher. Especially in the morning.
Spaam
07-03-2005, 06:21
I think you should convert to Jedi ;)

~does mind trick~

WOOHOO! C0nV3rT3d!
Keruvalia
07-03-2005, 06:22
Well then that's 2 of us Keruvalia. I just how up you're not perky in the morning. No one likes a perky teacher. Especially in the morning.

Oh no ... I am never perky. I'm a music teacher, not a band director. *shudder*
Andaluciae
07-03-2005, 06:22
Well, as always, under normal circumstances you probably are right about yourself, but extraordinary circumstances, well, we never know what we're like in extraordinary circumstances.
Keruvalia
07-03-2005, 06:24
Please rephrase this that I might understand?

I'm afraid I can't. There are just some things beyond the grasp of those who can't see past their own reason, logic, and physical reality. Sorry.
Patra Caesar
07-03-2005, 06:24
It would also be a triumph to me and to the secular population that god would create someone incapable of believing in him.


You are capable, just unwilling.;)
Oksana
07-03-2005, 06:24
Sometimes I am extremely perky even though I haven't slept in days. Maybe I'm MANIC. Check your tgs. :)
Keruvalia
07-03-2005, 06:25
Edit: N/M, I got it. Yay for retardation!

*snicker*
Blessed Assurance
07-03-2005, 06:26
Convert yourself...

http://bible.gospelcom.net/passage/?book_id=69&chapter=1&version=31

if you dont understand what you've read then send me a telegram and I'll help.

God bless......
Keruvalia
07-03-2005, 06:29
Wait a minute ...

John 1:7 "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, his Son, purifies us from all sin."

Then why are so many Christian groups condemning so many various people (from Pagans to Homosexuals) to Hell? Does homosexuality, et al., not fall under the category of "all" sin?

Weird ... So Jesus only died for some sins, eh? Gotcha.

I believe Carol Channing died for the rest of them.
Keruvalia
07-03-2005, 06:31
Anyone gonna even try to seriously address what the spirit of the post is about?


I doubt it. Just sounds like you want to start people fighting over whose religion is teh r0xerz3s while you lord over them with your (actually not so well hidden) superiority complex.

Feh.

You're 16, kid. If your world view hasn't changed since you were 6, then I see mom's basement and a thriving career in selling comic books on eBay in your future.

I'd hold off on judgement until you're at least at the last part of your life, rather than at the pre-beginning.
Keruvalia
07-03-2005, 06:36
Hey ... has anyone else noticed that a "superiority complex" is neither?
Blessed Assurance
07-03-2005, 06:40
Wait a minute ...

John 1:7 "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, his Son, purifies us from all sin."

Then why are so many Christian groups condemning so many various people (from Pagans to Homosexuals) to Hell? Does homosexuality, et al., not fall under the category of "all" sin?

Weird ... So Jesus only died for some sins, eh? Gotcha.

I believe Carol Channing died for the rest of them.
All sin truly means all sin including sexual immorality. Nobody's perfect.
Intellocracy
07-03-2005, 06:41
How do I change the title?
Keruvalia
07-03-2005, 06:43
All sin truly means all sin including sexual immorality. Nobody's perfect.

Okie dokie. Just makin' sure you weren't a hater. :) Gotta watch out for those, ya know. They're giving ya'll a bad name ... sort of like the Jihadists are giving us a bad name.
Keruvalia
07-03-2005, 06:43
How do I change the title?

I think you'll have to ask the mods.
Blessed Assurance
07-03-2005, 06:47
Okie dokie. Just makin' sure you weren't a hater. :) Gotta watch out for those, ya know. They're giving ya'll a bad name ... sort of like the Jihadists are giving us a bad name.
I understand
Intellocracy
07-03-2005, 06:51
Crap. Who are "the mods"? Is there a list of mods for each section?
Keruvalia
07-03-2005, 07:03
Crap. Who are "the mods"? Is there a list of mods for each section?

Go to the main NS forum page (click NationStates above, where it says:
jolt.co.uk public forums>Massive Multiplayer Online Games>NationStates>Anything & Everything>General>Convert me) and find the Moderation forum.

Make a new post, link to this thread, and ask for its deletion. :)
Tsaraine
07-03-2005, 08:53
Locked at thread starter's request. We don't like to do deletions unless something is actually in major violation of the ToS.

~ Tsar the Mod.