Dontgonearthere
07-03-2005, 00:40
Yes, your child can become a Hero of Allah in your own living room!
With Jihad Gerbil!
Jus wind him up and watch him smite infidels with his Gerbil-Ninja action! See his AK-47 (With LED lights) blast away at the evil Jews as they attempt to steal his cattle! Yes, Jihad Gerbil is the best Muslim Militant in town!
And now you and your child can experience to fun! For only $19.99, plus $950.95 S&H you can receive your own Jihad Gerbil in six to eight buisness months! Comes with accessory kit featureing suicide vest, AK-47, turban, fake blood and prayer rug! Order now to receive free hashish pipe!
Gihad Gerbil says five phrases!
'DIE INFIDEL!'
'Allah is the one true God!'
'Hug me!'
'Cleaning your weapon is essential to good performance!'
'Tanas pihsrow!!!'
I accept no respensibility for this toys actions once inside your home. If it goes insnane, kills you and eats your corpse, then proceedes to steal your valuables it is not my fault. You bought the damn thing, accept your responsibility.
[Not meant to be offensive to any moderate Muslims out there. Thanks for Algebra, the telescope and really good coffee, guys.
Actually, this is a jab at the extremists, and corporate America at the same time. Wonderful, eh?]
With Jihad Gerbil!
Jus wind him up and watch him smite infidels with his Gerbil-Ninja action! See his AK-47 (With LED lights) blast away at the evil Jews as they attempt to steal his cattle! Yes, Jihad Gerbil is the best Muslim Militant in town!
And now you and your child can experience to fun! For only $19.99, plus $950.95 S&H you can receive your own Jihad Gerbil in six to eight buisness months! Comes with accessory kit featureing suicide vest, AK-47, turban, fake blood and prayer rug! Order now to receive free hashish pipe!
Gihad Gerbil says five phrases!
'DIE INFIDEL!'
'Allah is the one true God!'
'Hug me!'
'Cleaning your weapon is essential to good performance!'
'Tanas pihsrow!!!'
I accept no respensibility for this toys actions once inside your home. If it goes insnane, kills you and eats your corpse, then proceedes to steal your valuables it is not my fault. You bought the damn thing, accept your responsibility.
[Not meant to be offensive to any moderate Muslims out there. Thanks for Algebra, the telescope and really good coffee, guys.
Actually, this is a jab at the extremists, and corporate America at the same time. Wonderful, eh?]