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So you've finally admitted that you killed that elderly woman. Okay, so you didn't know that chihuahuas were so flammable, but that's no excuse for setting the poor dear's house on fire. Now you've been sentenced to death. You're being allowed one final meal, though, and they suggest that it be your favourite meal of all time. What do you ask for? Please note that they won't let you eat anything which might kill you, so don't ask for incorrectly chopped blowfish, or anything like that.

12 gallons of chocolate pudding and a charlston chew.

i'd choose a prison guard, based on cruelty, and have them fry his ass up. plus fries and a coke.

So you've finally admitted that you killed that elderly woman. Okay, so you didn't know that chihuahuas were so flammable, but that's no excuse for setting the poor dear's house on fire. Now you've been sentenced to death. You're being allowed one final meal, though, and they suggest that it be your favourite meal of all time. What do you ask for? Please note that they won't let you eat anything which might kill you, so don't ask for incorrectly chopped blowfish, or anything like that.
So, no chicken or fish, in case you choke on the bones?

So, no chicken or fish, in case you choke on the bones?

You can ask for chicken or fish, and the chef will remove all bones. You cannot ask for chicken or fish with bones in, though. You get it?

id claim to be of korean/british decent and ask for doggie pot pie made from chihuahuas

mumbles "fricking rat dogs and their high fat content"

id claim to be of korean/british decent and ask for doggie pot pie made from chihuahuas

mumbles "fricking rat dogs and their high fat content"

But chihuahuas are SO flammable (as we've already said, I think) that the pie would explode and burn down the kitchen! Then you'd have to pay for a new one before being executed. A particularly miffed guard may even shoot you in the groin first, before shooting you in the head. Not the best choice in the world.

You can ask for chicken or fish, and the chef will remove all bones. You cannot ask for chicken or fish with bones in, though. You get it?
I'm vegetarian :p
I'd go for some kind of vegetable stir fry, with spring onions, mushrooms, peppers, beansprouts....I could go on here. With a fairly spicy sauce. And some onion rings on the side. A lot of onion rings on the side. Dessert - difficult...either chocolate fudge cake or lemon meringue pie. All with a few pints of draught Staropramen. Followed by a fine selection of cheeses, then coffee and mints. I may be about to be executed for murder, but I'm going to go in a civilised fashion.

The appetizer component would include a 23-year old single malt scotch made in the year of my execution. This would give me 23 more years.

Hmmm... I'd begin with some hot mozerella sticks and crispy (but not breaded) chicken wings with moist interiors and buffalo, marinara, mustard, and ranch dipping sauces. I would continue with some spaghetti and meatballs and a few slices of fine pepperoni pizza- not that overly greasy stuff that you eat at football games, I'm talking high-quality. I would end the meal with some pumpkin pie and a glass of chocolate pudding. For beverages I would go with small cups of hot green tea and brandy for the entrees, continue with some brandy or something for the spaghetti, a Pepsi for the pizza, and some milk for the dessert. A lot of food, but I wouldn't want to go to hell on an empty stomach. And, despite the way it may sound, everything goes perfectly together.

But chihuahuas are SO flammable (as we've already said, I think) that the pie would explode and burn down the kitchen! Then you'd have to pay for a new one before being executed. A particularly miffed guard may even shoot you in the groin first, before shooting you in the head. Not the best choice in the world.

cant i appeal my sentence on the grounds that the chihuahuas are out to get me?

IM INNOCENT I TELL YOU, INNOCENT!!

A brat. And people would be so amazed by my taste, they would let me go free.

I would ask for a meal, that would take so long to prepare and ingredients so rare to find...and so much of it. I'd be in Death Row forever.

Maybe a nice Dodo Pot Pie? all you have to do is clone it...once you find some actual DNA. :)

Really... ummm, not sure at the moment.

I do want pufferfish!...except i want a bum to cook it, and everyone has to taste test it first...i'm paranoid. :D

Fried Eagle
Manatee Casserole
Wolf Noodle Soup

And for dessert, Sea Ottermilk Ice Cream.

YUmmy. :)

Fried Eagle
Manatee Casserole
Wolf Noodle Soup

And for dessert, Sea Ottermilk Ice Cream.

YUmmy. :)


I don't know about yummy...but i'm sure it'll put you off exectuion for quite a while. :)

Maybe some American Bison Testicle soup..... it'll be just like Matza Ball Soup. :D

I'd like the following:

5 kg finest Kobe steak
6 kg french fries
3 kg hamburger
10 litres of Coke
4 litres of chocolate icecream
1 bottle of J&D Burbon
2 finest cuban cigars

and for desert: 1x 3 gram chocolate leaf

Hopefully, I'd die of food poisoning or blow up (ever seen that Monthy Python film, "the meaning of life"?) before I'm executed..

Hmm...

Well, first, I'd ask for it to be a candlelight dinner for one. Then, I'd ask for Vodka.

I think you know where this is going. ;)

I guy named "Moltov" comes to mind. :)

Hmm...

Well, first, I'd ask for it to be a candlelight dinner for one. Then, I'd ask for Vodka.

I think you know where this is going. ;)

I guy named "Moltov" comes to mind. :)
molatov. ehem. sorry.

I'd ask for a lightly steamed sword. I could convince them that I'm a sword swallower.

nothing, I would eat nothing. I would only have one regret in the world, and that would be nothing that food would help me with. Besides I hate eating

My last meal? An Everlasting Gobstopper.

Bucket load of sedatives... or failing that the cafateria food at my college, both would render me unconcious long enough to avoid being aware of my execution.

Sylvia.

She's quite a dish... and tastes like cherries. ;)

Sushi... Maguro, Ebi, Fugu...

molatov. ehem. sorry.
Molotov. Sorry.

Your mom

A large chunk of granite. Not cut up or anything, mind.

Molotov. Sorry.
touche. i stand corrected. i guessthats what i getfor being a spelling/ grammar nazi.

Appetizer:
1 large bowl clam chowder
1 large platter fried calamari
Entree:
one 2-gallon tub of General Tso's Chicken
Dessert:
one gallon chocolate pudding (the snack pack kind)
one gallon chocolate double fudge brownie ice cream
2-pound bag of wild berry skittles
2-pound bag of california fruits Starbursts
One strawberry-filled pop-tart (for when I'm on the gourney thing)

Please note that they won't let you eat anything which might kill you, so don't ask for incorrectly chopped blowfish, or anything like that.here is where extreme craftiness comes into play. they would never know if one had a deadly allergy to peanuts or whatever food it may be. (in my case- coconut). so i would ask for a mars bar, and suffer in the throes of anaphalytic shock, while they tried to figure out what the fuck was going on.

I'd like the following:

5 kg finest Kobe steak
6 kg french fries
3 kg hamburger
10 litres of Coke
4 litres of chocolate icecream
1 bottle of J&D Burbon
2 finest cuban cigars

and for desert: 1x 3 gram chocolate leaf

Hopefully, I'd die of food poisoning or blow up (ever seen that Monthy Python film, "the meaning of life"?) before I'm executed..
cant exceed 50 dollars, you know.

Your mom

No. Your Mom.

Mars bars have coconut? :confused:

I want a phone so I can call my boyfriend...

No. Your Mom.
nice counter :rolleyes:

Mars bars have coconut? :confused:
mounds . sorry. i dont eat candy.

I want a phone so I can call my boyfriend...
so he can feel liberated about lying to you about being faithful to you all those years you sat in jail, and he earned frequent flyer miles on his penis?

mounds . sorry. i dont eat candy.
freak.

so he can feel liberated about lying to you about being faithful to you all those years you sat in jail, and he earned frequent flyer miles on his penis?

I'm not going to give you the benefit of a real response.

so he can feel liberated about lying to you about being faithful to you all those years you sat in jail, and he earned frequent flyer miles on his penis?
holy shit, the major airlines do that?
I'm flying to bermuda tonight!

freak.
Hey! candy eater! I don't take kindly to yer kind around around here!

anyway I back OM on this one I don't eat candy either

Hey! candy eater! I don't take kindly to yer kind around around here!

anyway I back OM on this one I don't eat candy either
actually, i can't remember the last time i had candy, i just like provoking occ.

I'm not going to give you the benefit of a real response.
thats because you dont have one.

actually, i can't remember the last time i had candy, i just like provoking occ.
well thats always fun. have at it then

So much goddamn food that by the time I would die naturally there would still be ten tons of leftovers.

If you get so much you won't finish eating until you die naturally, YOU WIN!

thats because you dont have one.

Touché

So you've finally admitted that you killed that elderly woman. Okay, so you didn't know that chihuahuas were so flammable, but that's no excuse for setting the poor dear's house on fire. Now you've been sentenced to death. You're being allowed one final meal, though, and they suggest that it be your favourite meal of all time. What do you ask for? Please note that they won't let you eat anything which might kill you, so don't ask for incorrectly chopped blowfish, or anything like that.

Doubt I'd want to eat.... probably wouldn't be able to hold any food down knowing I was about to die. I hope I'd be in a spiritual state to not be focused on the things of this world by that time.

cant exceed 50 dollars, you know.
Ah, crap...

Ah, crap...
wait, is that true?
i guess i'm still fine. apperantly, if you break down the human body into it's component elements, we're worth about 18 bucks a pop.

Scrambled Dodo eggs with toast.

I would just eat myself to death.

I would just eat myself to death.

Would I be allowed a bottle of cheap wine, then i would smash the bottle and kill my self, if the guard was not looking i would kill him, take his gun shot my way out.. Or kill my self with the bottle if he hed no gun, :mp5:

DEATH TO ALL WHOM I HATE

Would I be allowed a bottle of cheap wine, then i would smash the bottle and kill my self, if the guard was not looking i would kill him, take his gun shot my way out.. Or kill my self with the bottle if he hed no gun, :mp5:

DEATH TO ALL WHOM I HATE
prisoners only get boxed wine, sorry. if you can kill the guard with a damp piece of cardboard, good on you.

Acid with blotter paper.
:D
Otherwise

Crazy Mushrooms with eggs.


And of course, for a drink... Absinthe.

If I ever get on death row i will bite one of my guards in the throuth, and hopfully kill him

If I ever get on death row i will bite one of my guards in the throuth, and hopfully kill him
might i ask why? he is, after all, just a man doing his job. he's probably recently graduated, hoping that someday soon he can be a cop, out on the street, do some good. he might even be interning, a lot of cops do that. SIU's Admin. of Justice program actually has internships at the nearby prison.

Red bull--it gives you wings!

And even if it didn't get you flown out of there, just drink about 5 of those and you're too insane to care.

might i ask why? he is, after all, just a man doing his job. he's probably recently graduated, hoping that someday soon he can be a cop, out on the street, do some good. he might even be interning, a lot of cops do that. SIU's Admin. of Justice program actually has internships at the nearby prison.

Well for one, his is participating in my death, and second, if I am to go down I am gonna take a shitload of inocent people with me

Red bull--it gives you wings!

And even if it didn't get you flown out of there, just drink about 5 of those and you're too insane to care.
Red bull?
AMP, SOBE Adrenaline rush, Jolt Cola, Bawls engergy drink, and Monster XL are much better.
(long nights of gaming teach you a lot)

I want three whole, spit-roasted pigs, surrounded by dancing lobsters with little lobster hats made of cheese. And a bathtub full of fine whiskey. I want to make myself both so drunk and obese that I have to be carried to the firing range or chair or whatever it is by 6 guards. If I'm on a firing range, I want the first few rounds to lodge in my immense, spit-roasted-pig-filled guts, so I can laugh heartily as the marksman has to reload.

12 dozen Krispy kreme donuts. That's 144 of the best food in the entire universe!

And then a dozen 12-packs of A&W root beer. That's 144 of the best drink in the... never mind.

Something like that.

Well for one, his is participating in my death, and second, if I am to go down I am gonna take a shitload of inocent people with me
fair enough.

12 dozen Krispy kreme donuts. That's 144 of the best food in the entire universe!

And then a dozen 12-packs of A&W root beer. That's 144 of the best drink in the... never mind.

Something like that.

144 donuts + 144 root beers = 144 litres of vomit!

I want to change mine, actually. I no longer want to deep fry a prison guard. I jstu want greasy, bowel impacting food. my final wish will be for the warden to sit underneath me (i'm demanding to be hung) and i'll cut a hole in the ass of my pants. that way, when my neck snaps and my sphincter cuts out, i'll get to shit all over him. :D

Well for one, his is participating in my death, and second, if I am to go down I am gonna take a shitload of inocent people with me
but if you did it right you would already have taken as many of the innocents with you. Thats how I plan to go. Charles Whitman, I wanna go like he did.

So you've finally admitted that you killed that elderly woman. Okay, so you didn't know that chihuahuas were so flammable, but that's no excuse for setting the poor dear's house on fire. Now you've been sentenced to death. You're being allowed one final meal, though, and they suggest that it be your favourite meal of all time. What do you ask for? Please note that they won't let you eat anything which might kill you, so don't ask for incorrectly chopped blowfish, or anything like that.


A pound of blackpowder, a side order of 3 penny nails mixed in C4 sauce, washed down with a quart glass of gasoline and several after dinner blasting cap mints...

A sink full of soup, a bathtub full of meat, and a toilet full of wine.

And a snickers bar... And a cyonide tablet.

A glass of 20 year-old fine wine bottled in 2005, with chicken-fried breast-o-dinosaur, followed by an all-day sucker.

I'd like to add one item to my wish:

1x bottle of the finest 18-year-old scotch, bottled in 2010. ;)

ok..i wold want country fried steak and mashed potatoes smothered in country gravy,desert i would want a nice cheesecake and to wash it all down a pot of coffee and 2 bottles of 20yr. old single malt scotch..preferbly glen livet or johnnie walker blue label....

if i'm to die , i want to go out fat,drunk, and oblivious to whats going on..(and hopefully be able to upchuck on the warden when he asks if i have any last words) :D

ok..i wold want country fried steak and mashed potatoes smothered in country gravy,desert i would want a nice cheesecake and to wash it all down a pot of coffee and 2 bottles of 20yr. old single malt scotch..preferbly glen livet or johnnie walker blue label....

if i'm to die , i want to go out fat,drunk, and oblivious to whats going on..(and hopefully be able to upchuck on the warden when he asks if i have any last words) :D
I thought your last meal was the night before you actually got executed, so wouldn't you die hung over?

it depends where you get executed i think...i would want to be executed three hrs. after i ate my meal :D

I thought your last meal was the night before you actually got executed, so wouldn't you die hung over?

Don't you get executed around midnight? If so, you'd die drunk and happy...

Don't you get executed around midnight? If so, you'd die drunk and happy...
I thought it was noon the next day, but I guess it depends on where you are

Some roasted meal made out of the nice lil'-old granny and her rotten dog who both burned crispy in the house-fire. This way, they can share my pain with me! Mhu-ha-ha-ha-chough-chough... You know how a maniac laughter would sound...

I thought it was noon the next day, but I guess it depends on where you are

I don't know for sure. No-one's been executed in peacetime here where I am since 1902 when the death penalty in peace was abolished (BTW the death penalty in wartime was abolished in 1979). Yep, I'm from Norway...

I don't know for sure. No-one's been executed in peacetime here where I am since 1902 when the death penalty in peace was abolished (BTW the death penalty in wartime was abolished in 1979). ...

You said "Yep, I'm from Norway" in a sad tone, cind of like you dont like the fact that we dont kill ppl all the time :p But, i would stil bitw a guard in his neck,

but if you did it right you would already have taken as many of the innocents with you. Thats how I plan to go. Charles Whitman, I wanna go like he did.

How did he go, tell me tell me :) :)

You said "Yep, I'm from Norway" in a sad tone, cind of like you dont like the fact that we dont kill ppl all the time :p But, i would stil bitw a guard in his neck,
Er du norsk?

How did he go, tell me tell me :) :)
google him, You'll find out better than I could tell you

How did he go, tell me tell me :) :)
he got a tumor near his frontal lobes, about the size of a golf ball, climbed the clock tower of the University of Texas (i believe that was the institution, correct if i am wrong) which was the tallest point in the city, and proceeded to wound thirty people and kill 14, including himself, his mother and his wife, who he'd killed earlier. don't do that.

Er du norsk?

Mye kan tyde på det, hvordan det?

Mye kan tyde på det, hvordan det?
Nei bare lurte.. Er ikke mange nordmenn her inne. Men for å svare på spørsmålet ditt fra i går, ja, jeg er egentlig for dødsstraff. Jeg mener personlig at vi har alt for lave straffer i Norge. Man ser jo at folk vil heller sone her i Norge enn for eksempel i Spania, Frankrike, Storbritannia eller USA. Straffene må økes, og ikke bare bøtene. Det bør også bygges flere fengsler. Det er i alle fall min mening.

Nei bare lurte.. Er ikke mange nordmenn her inne. Men for å svare på spørsmålet ditt fra i går, ja, jeg er egentlig for dødsstraff. Jeg mener personlig at vi har alt for lave straffer i Norge. Man ser jo at folk vil heller sone her i Norge enn for eksempel i Spania, Frankrike, Storbritannia eller USA. Straffene må økes, og ikke bare bøtene. Det bør også bygges flere fengsler. Det er i alle fall min mening.

Er for strengere straffer ja.. Lengre straffer og at de blir gjennomført, men tingen er, mange syke pedofile som kanskje hadde fortjent å få en mengde ammo tømt i seg, men. Hvordan kan du være helt sikker på at denne personen er skyldig?

Der ligger problemet det kan du ikke :rolleyes:

Uansett er direkte komisk når medlemer av MC miljøer og nazister blir løslatt på permisjon etter alvorlige forbrytelser.. :confused:

Wow, this has been turned into a Norwegians-only thread. :)

Er for strengere straffer ja.. Lengre straffer og at de blir gjennomført, men tingen er, mange syke pedofile som kanskje hadde fortjent å få en mengde ammo tømt i seg, men. Hvordan kan du være helt sikker på at denne personen er skyldig?

Der ligger problemet det kan du ikke :rolleyes:

Uansett er direkte komisk når medlemer av MC miljøer og nazister blir løslatt på permisjon etter alvorlige forbrytelser.. :confused:

Ja, jeg vet. Det er derfor jeg er for dødsstraff (for pedofile, mordere, voldtektsmenn, terrorister, etc). Som du sa, så er problemet å bevise at personen er skyldig. Det er veldig viktig å være 110% sikker, men der har vi en fin ting som heter DNA. Man bør selvsagt ha litt mer bevis enn bare DNA selvsagt, men ifølge læreren min (politiadvokat i ti år) mener det norske rettsvesen (jeg har rettslære på VK1 i år, skal ha det til neste år på VK2) at det holder med DNA, motiv og mangel på alibi...

Wow, this has been turned into a Norwegians-only thread. :)

So it would seem...

BTW Middlesea terra2, glemte å si at jeg er for å avskaffe permisjonssystemet og..

I would want to stuff myself with the spiciest and gassiest food available before the execution and hold it in... so that when they turn up the electric chair I take out everyone in the room with me. Including the witnesses.

Ja, jeg vet. Det er derfor jeg er for dødsstraff (for pedofile, mordere, voldtektsmenn, terrorister, etc). Som du sa, så er problemet å bevise at personen er skyldig. Det er veldig viktig å være 110% sikker, men der har vi en fin ting som heter DNA. Man bør selvsagt ha litt mer bevis enn bare DNA selvsagt, men ifølge læreren min (politiadvokat i ti år) mener det norske rettsvesen (jeg har rettslære på VK1 i år, skal ha det til neste år på VK2) at det holder med DNA, motiv og mangel på alibi...

Well yeah, lets face it, some ppl deserve to die..

But you can never prove it..

Anyway you said death penalty for terrorists, Bye what to you mean terrorists.. That is what you call you enemy, the meaning is someone who attacks civilians, but then norwegian fighter pilots who have been bombing afganistan are also terrorists in that way, end if they ever get captured they are to be killed... By the Geneva convention you are not allowed to kill enemy POW in you Costity...

And I find the attempt to call people terrorists so they have no rigts rather evil... The only people that have no rights by the GEneva convebntion are merceneries..

You can just shot them...

But in the end a fighter pilot and a dude with a bomb are doing the same thing, only the fighter pilot has more cool tools, and more effective..

South-ossetia, are you from South-ossetia, and do you live there..

Were not you attacked bye the new west supportet goverment of Tiblisi?

Read it on itar-tass a while back...

No, South Osettia is not from South Ossetia - I just really liked the name of Georgia's northern-most region.

No, South Osettia is not from South Ossetia - I just really liked the name of Georgia's northern-most region.

Fair enough.....

I was forced to ask :rolleyes:

I would want to stuff myself with the spiciest and gassiest food available before the execution and hold it in... so that when they turn up the electric chair I take out everyone in the room with me. Including the witnesses.

Is there any way to order some cind of food so you die before, like if you are allergic

Well yeah, lets face it, some ppl deserve to die..

But you can never prove it..

Anyway you said death penalty for terrorists, Bye what to you mean terrorists.. That is what you call you enemy, the meaning is someone who attacks civilians, but then norwegian fighter pilots who have been bombing afganistan are also terrorists in that way, end if they ever get captured they are to be killed... By the Geneva convention you are not allowed to kill enemy POW in you Costity...

And I find the attempt to call people terrorists so they have no rigts rather evil... The only people that have no rights by the GEneva convebntion are merceneries..

You can just shot them...

But in the end a fighter pilot and a dude with a bomb are doing the same thing, only the fighter pilot has more cool tools, and more effective..

Well, you forgot spies in the 'not covered by the Geneva convention' thingy. BTW, the Norwegian fighter pilots didn't bomb in Afghanistan did they? I thought it was the Danes...

First I convince them I am monk from a religious order that must eat all meals At the peak of Mt everest, but the food must bve prepared in a mountain I made up and the location must be found without help ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

A spit-roasted actress. Yes... that'll do...

If anyone wanted a lethal final meal, they should go with rock pops and cola, at the same time... *boom* :eek:

Well, you forgot spies in the 'not covered by the Geneva convention' thingy. BTW, the Norwegian fighter pilots didn't bomb in Afghanistan did they? I thought it was the Danes...

Not sure...
But you get the picture..
Yeah i will add spies........... :P

Not sure...
But you get the picture..
Yeah i will add spies........... :P


kk. Stikker til køys nå. Skal på kino med tysk-klassen i morgen og se den nye tyske filmen om Hitler. Snakkes.

A spit-roasted actress. Yes... that'll do...

If anyone wanted a lethal final meal, they should go with rock pops and cola, at the same time... *boom* :eek:

Pop rocks and cola? Just an urban myth. Ask for really acidic food and 7 bottles of tums, that way when you go you vomit all over the place!