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I have just been jogging and I am currently sufferring from acute jogger's nipple (in both nipples) - very stingy and sore. How can something so redundant (apon a man a least) cause so much trivial pain? Thus I have formed the following opinion on nipples - Man-nipples: bad, Woman-nipples: good. Extra-nipples: undecided (never encountered before).
Let us now discuss the various merits and un-merits (look it up in the dictionary - it's there) of nipples, what is your opinion of them?

Man nipples are not obsolete! they can lactate if you try hard enough - true story.

you should use some duct tape on ur nipples, thatll stop it hurting

you should use some duct tape on ur nipples, thatll stop it hurting :rolleyes:
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Then you remove the duct tape you're back at square one! ;)

you should use some duct tape on ur nipples, thatll stop it hurting


Until you have to remove the tape - - and remove skin with it.

I would think the pain is from the shirt rubbing against a VERY sensitive spot. Try using fabric softener... and if that doesn't help, I'd suggest masking tape (no painful glue residue) or even better, masking tape a gauze pad over each.

Good luck.

Originally posted by Neo-Litara
you should use some duct tape on ur nipples, thatll stop it hurting
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Then you remove the duct tape you're back at square one!

No, he can wear the duct tape while he's taking his shower afterwards. The warm water will remove dissolve the gelatin solution.


As a girl, in Wisconsin, I have to deal with this all the time. Your nipples hurt so much because your sweating while you're out in the cold. From now you should put lotion on them after every shower. It won't help immediately but it eliminate or reduce the dryness that is causing the soreness. It is also important to do this as well because things like cat nails, with no force on them, can cause holes if they're dry and tender. Also you may want to try to wear a sweatshirt it should help absorb the sweat and keep the cold away from your body. :)

Lotion helps. And if they're very dry, try Carmex. It works faster. Seriously, if they hurt that bad, use some tooth gel, you know the kind you use for a toothache. It will numb the area. (Often used by women when they pluck their eyebrows).

I would also recommend you get some men's ribbed cotton tank tops (referred to as "wife-beaters"). Wash them a bunch of times and they will be nice and soft. Wear them against your skin, under your other shirt. They will not irritate your nipples while running, plus they will help absorb sweat.

I jog regulary and I never had any troubles with my nipples, I do have troubles with pain in the legs, makes more sence to me. :confused:

Some people have problems with their nipples. I just realized that the duct tape might not work. The sweat might prevent it from staying on.

duct tape? did Bush advise this to you?

No and don't bring Bush into a perfectly good thread.

Best conversation ever...

man nips are small enough to cover with one of those round bandaids. do the lotion thing too, the bandaids wont stick to the chafed parts.


wear a different shirt while running

i like man nips. they add interest to the chest area and give one something to bite.

It's really funny, not all male animals have nipples, horses for example, I just learned stallions do not have nipples!
Don't do the duct tape thing, if you have pain get a box of those little round Band-Aids, and just use those when you run, they are not painful like duct tape, in fact you can safely leave them on a few days, but take them off once inawhile so your nipples get plenty of air.
It is true that males can lactate in certain circumstances, mostly having to do with hormonal imbalances. It's not that rare in teenaged boys, it's also not rare for women to lactate even though they don't have children, and haven't done anything to deserve having children.
Milk which came from a virgin was considered very magical by witches long ago, and used to make spells.

i like man nips. they add interest to the chest area and give one something to bite.

Oh, yeah. That was the other thing I was going to say. A lot of guys find having their nipples sucked to be very arousing. So they are very important on men, too.

Just because it's in the same vane, check this out:
http://www.whynot.net/view_idea.php?id=1656

An idea for a better bra.

If you haven't perused the site, and are an "idea person," WhyNot is a lot of fun. And believe it or not, this isn't the worst idea I've read on there.

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http://img211.exs.cx/img211/8498/dsc001702kd.jpg

Did you sleep well LP? How was your morning after drinking?

Weirdest think. I woke up at 8:30.... and my head was totally clear :eek: :D :fluffle:

:rolleyes: Cut them off. It'll only hurt for a minute, then your home free.

Just because it's in the same vane, check this out:
http://www.whynot.net/view_idea.php?id=1656

An idea for a better bra.

If you haven't perused the site, and are an "idea person," WhyNot is a lot of fun. And believe it or not, this isn't the worst idea I've read on there.
there is a site on the net where you can buy little "erect nipple" inserts for your bra. supposedly it makes a woman look more "interested" so she gets more male attention in public.

Originally posted by LP
Weirdest think. I woke up at 8:30.... and my head was totally clear

I'd say that's a good thing. You do sound more like yourself today. :fluffle:

Originally posted by Teste Man
Cut them off. It'll only hurt for a minute, then your home free.

Women don't like men who don't have nipples.

Look, to protect your nipples while jogging, wear Underarmor. It's perfect. It eliminates friction, and absorbs sweat, keeping you cool and dry. I use for running and working out. No chafing, ever.

And other than that, there's nothing much to say. I like it when women suck on my nipples. I'll keep them. And nibbling is great too.

I'd say that's a good thing. You do sound more like yourself today. :fluffle:
:fluffle:
No women like men who have nipples.
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LP you do have nipples? Why are you being sad? Oh! I meant they LIKE men with nipples.

This thread gets a rarely seen Official Keruvalia Thumbs-Up award.

There is nothing about this thread I don't like.

No women like men who have nipples.

Did you mean that they shouldn't cut them off, because women like men with nipples, or are you saying that there are no women who like man nips?

(I read it the first way.)

LP you do have nipples? Why are you being sad? Oh! I meant they LIKE men with nipples.
What did you think this (http://img211.exs.cx/img211/8498/dsc001702kd.jpg ) was?

EDIT: whoops.... they DO like it :fluffle:

Sorry, I changed it and yes you do have nipples and I know what nipples are.

:rolleyes: Cut them off. It'll only hurt for a minute, then your home free.
Need i say it?! OUCH! :eek:

Oh and i dont go cutting bits of myself off...cricky thats put a really bad image in my mind!! ;)

:fluffle: Sorry, I changed it and yes you do have nipples and I know what nipples are.
:fluffle:

What did you think this (http://img211.exs.cx/img211/8498/dsc001702kd.jpg ) was?


Now there's a cute jogger's nipple.

Edit: Yes, I am now opening up photoshop .... be afraid.

Now there's a cute jogger's nipple.
What's a "jogger's nipple"? :confused:

What's a "jogger's nipple"? :confused:

I dunno ... I was making a play on the first post ... he said he was suffering from "acute jogger's nipple".

It was funny to me.

It means it dry or tender. Not good. I think it is. :fluffle:

Mine hurt sometimes for no reason at all.... that sucks

It means it dry or tender. Not good. I think it is. :fluffle:
what, do you think its not good or its good?..sorry, i've still got this image of cutting..eugh!..

No it's not good all people should have nipples.

Mine hurt sometimes for no reason at all.... that sucks They might hurt from being sucked on. That can cause them to dry out and chap.

They might hurt from being sucked on. That can cause them to dry out and chap.
I don't get my nipples licked on a regular basis :(

What exactly are the nipples doing that's making them hurt?

Because I am so confused.

What exactly are the nipples doing that's making them hurt?

Because I am so confused.
They just hurt

They could hurt from the cold. LP are you flashing people in public? Naughty, naughty!

When it's cold, my nipples are fine. Why would nipples hurt from the cold?

They could hurt from the cold. LP are you flashing people in public? Naughty, naughty!
err.... no :rolleyes:

HAHAHAH NIPPLES HAHAHA NIPPLES HAHAHAHA. ARdvarkian baumish clockwork Nazi! HhHAHahHashh! Chickens!!

When it's cold, my nipples are fine. Why would nipples hurt from the cold?

I know that the sensitivity of women's nipples can vary, so I would guess it could be the same in men. When it is very cold, or I get a sudden chill, my nipples ache. It's not from chapping or friction from fabric - they just ache.

If I am in my sleepshirt and I am moving around lifting stuff or running up and down stairs, the friction from the fabric can cause pain.

And, like Oksana, spending all winter in dry, cold Wisconsin air, nipples can dry out and become chapped.

I know that the sensitivity of women's nipples can vary, so I would guess it could be the same in men. When it is very cold, or I get a sudden chill, my nipples ache. It's not from chapping or friction from fabric - they just ache.
It's the worst

My nipples must be magical cause they never hurt in the cold.

My nipples must be magical cause they never hurt in the cold.

Maybe magical, or maybe you have SUPER nipples made from Titanium. :p

Yours may be super but LP's are still grade-A.

What exactly are the nipples doing that's making them hurt?

Because I am so confused.

It's when you're jogging and your top is rubbing up and down against your chest, over about an hour or longer this motion has an effect not disimilar to that of rubbing sand-paper aboot your nips. One time after a long run one of them (my favourite one who shall remain nameless) was bleeding.
It's very painfull, but being a man you are not strictly alowed to complain about such things, it goes against the 'Dirty Harry' code of manliness.

Ever tried using Band-Aids? They work quite well, but make sure you're using a decent brand, as the cheaper ones peel off easily.

Ever tried using Band-Aids? They work quite well, but make sure you're using a decent brand, as the cheaper ones peel off easily.

I would, but I can remember quite clearly mocking somebody at school for doing prescisely that - again a violation of the 'Dirty Harry' code of manliness, whereby even though you know something will cause you discomfort, you must not take any preventative steps to avoid or lessen the pain.

Maybe I'll just go topless, or better yet cut nipple observation posts into my t-shirt.

i like lady-nipples. :D

The cutting thing isn't an option, nipples regenerate. On men at least. A friend of mine was walking, and he tripped and his nipple literally came off, and was bleeding rather profusely, but he showed us that it wasn't there. He now has two nipples. True story, folks.

I find my nipples tend to get cold and painful when I'm walking with my jacket open, because under it I never wear anything more than a regular short-sleeved T-shirt. And I'm in New England...Though I do have a friend who I've only seen once not wearing shorts outside a play that he was in and had long pants as a costume.

Uhm... He meant cutting nipple holes in his shirts...

Uhm... He meant cutting nipple holes in his shirts...

Someone said earlier that one could cut the nipples off...but maybe my friend just has a super nipple.

Oh. Well, body parts can regenrate, so long as they've not been completely destroyed.

My dad accidentally cut the tip of his thumb off on two occasions, and it grew back completely each time.

I have just been jogging and I am currently sufferring from acute jogger's nipple (in both nipples) - very stingy and sore. How can something so redundant (apon a man a least) cause so much trivial pain? Thus I have formed the following opinion on nipples - Man-nipples: bad, Woman-nipples: good. Extra-nipples: undecided (never encountered before).
Let us now discuss the various merits and un-merits (look it up in the dictionary - it's there) of nipples, what is your opinion of them?


Maybe you should put some band-aids over them next time. See if that helps :)

The cutting thing isn't an option, nipples regenerate. On men at least. A friend of mine was walking, and he tripped and his nipple literally came off, and was bleeding rather profusely, but he showed us that it wasn't there. He now has two nipples. True story, folks.

In the same place or in total? What was his nippage-count prior to his accident?

Maybe you should put some band-aids over them next time. See if that helps :)


I already said Band-Aids!!

I already said Band-Aids!!


Sorry, didn't mean to step on your toes.. I didn't read all the 60 some posts. I just came in and said what I thought was a good idea.

I see what Zepp & Steph are talking about...

I see what Zepp & Steph are talking about...

What wrong with this thread?
Pollititions have nipples too. Why I bet that if Winston Churchill suffered from joggers nipple he would have been too preocupied with them to even attempt to lead Brittain during WW2. And if Bush would only were band-aids, maybe he wouldn't be so cranky and quick to take millitary action.
You see nipples govern everything, and they are also fun, and in the end isn't that what truely matters?
:D

Mine hurt sometimes for no reason at all.... that sucks

They never hurt for NO reason, just no reason you can see at the time, probably it's a hormone thing. Hormones in both men and women change at times, and the change can result in that sort of thing.

I have just been jogging and I am currently sufferring from acute jogger's nipple (in both nipples) - very stingy and sore. How can something so redundant (apon a man a least) cause so much trivial pain? Thus I have formed the following opinion on nipples - Man-nipples: bad, Woman-nipples: good. Extra-nipples: undecided (never encountered before).
Let us now discuss the various merits and un-merits (look it up in the dictionary - it's there) of nipples, what is your opinion of them?

If you wore a bra, this would not happen.

:p

If you wore a bra, this would not happen.
I thought ProMonkians was a guy...

I thought ProMonkians was a guy...

I think he is - I was being silly. Sorry, I should have used the :p face. I'll just go back and edit it in...

I think he is - I was being silly.
Oh right!
:headbang:
Sorry about that, I tend to be really good at missing the humour.

I thought ProMonkians was a guy...

I most certainly am!
Jings what's the world comming to? I switch to using women's shampoo and all of a sudden people are telling me to wear bras and such, tsk tsk the pejudices we pioneers have to suffer... :D