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It's supposed to cut down on the violence. I haven't seen the original. But I was hoping that he'd make a sequel where the "passion" features exploitative love scenes rather than vicious violence.

But then again, I suppose seeing jesus gettin it on with mary mag would be a step too far.

I have the DVD, so it would be pointless to go again. But damned good film, I say.

I think my mom will go see this one..she has a problem with extreme violence, and although she knows that its what happened, she couldn't take watching it when it came out last year (she has a hard time watching CSI, so I wasn't surprised when she decided not to see Passion).

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It's supposed to cut down on the violence. I haven't seen the original. But I was hoping that he'd make a sequel where the "passion" features exploitative love scenes rather than vicious violence.

But then again, I suppose seeing jesus gettin it on with mary mag would be a step too far.
so in your version, as opposed to being tortured, then suffocated by his own organs (read: crusafixion(sp?)), jesus christ would be fucked to death? because that would be awesome.

so in your version, as opposed to being tortured, then suffocated by his own organs (read: crusafixion(sp?)), jesus christ would be fucked to death? because that would be awesome.

Well, there'd be lots of sex and Jesus would be a BDSM enthusiast so thats where the crucifixion would fit in.

*after delivering a shot to MaryM's eyes*

MaryM: Im blind!
Jesus: Heal, bitch!

I saw that commercial for the Passion recut. I don't care that much.

maybe a Farenheit 9/11 recut...

(im half-joking here)

:confused: :sniper:
bush - me

Fahrenheit 9/11 Recut: More cuts to the truth then you could ever burn. *???*

Well, there'd be lots of sex and Jesus would be a BDSM enthusiast so thats where the crucifixion would fit in.

*after delivering a shot to MaryM's eyes*

MaryM: Im blind!
Jesus: Heal, bitch!
that's the first thing i've seen in print in about two weeks that actually made me laugh out loud, as opposed to merely chickling, or flashing a smirk across my face. jesus is just so full of material.

Meh! I will get around to renting it some day.

I find it interesting that the lead actor was struck by lightening while on set. Hmmmm judgement? :p

I know what movie I'm gonna miss!

Meh! I will get around to renting it some day.

I find it interesting that the lead actor was struck by lightening while on set. Hmmmm judgement? :p

Buddha must be really pissed off that he Mel didn't make a movie that didn't consist entirely of someone rubbing Buddha's belly. Probably too sensual for some people. Like polar bears.

I know what movie I'm gonna miss!

The Numa Numa Movie?

Buddha must be really pissed off that he Mel didn't make a movie that didn't consist entirely of someone rubbing Buddha's belly. Probably too sensual for some people. Like polar bears.

Sorry?

I'm sorry but I think my drugs just kicked in.

Fahrenheit 9/11 Recut: More cuts to the truth then you could ever burn. *???*
I think we need to cross The Passion of the Christ and Fahrenheit 9/11.

You know, like how DJ Danger Mouse made "The Grey Album" by crossing "The White Album" and "The Black Album"? Like that, except with movies.

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It's supposed to cut down on the violence. I haven't seen the original. But I was hoping that he'd make a sequel where the "passion" features exploitative love scenes rather than vicious violence.

But then again, I suppose seeing jesus gettin it on with mary mag would be a step too far.

Hmm, maybe he could just follow a theme of biblical movies that don't need name changes for their porno parodies.

I say the next one should be the story of Noah, and it can be called "The Flood."

Perhaps a gay porn spinoff of "Jonah and the Whale."

I think we're all a little tired of the strained forced puns like Lefisticus and Jenny's Tits.

If Jehovah really is the only god, I'm sooooo going to hell. :cool:

I think we need to cross The Passion of the Christ and Fahrenheit 9/11.

You know, like how DJ Danger Mouse made "The Grey Album" by crossing "The White Album" and "The Black Album"? Like that, except with movies.

I believe that would be an excellent idea so long as we include Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs: Explicit Version in it too (this is the one where Snow White is a Peruvian prostitute).