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What would happen if NSers had a retreat?

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Oksana
06-03-2005, 00:53
BLAIRgistania said in a thread he made that NSers need to all meet each other in person. If we did, what do you think would happen?
Potaria
06-03-2005, 00:54
I'd be blasting the Ramones out of my portable stereo system. But that's just me.

You have something against the Ramones? Tough shit!
Neo-Anarchists
06-03-2005, 00:55
If we did, what do you think would happen?
There would be so much weirdness in that one region of spacetime that reality would implode.
Lunatic Goofballs
06-03-2005, 00:55
I would probably get murdered after the drunken skunk incident.

JUst a prediction. :D
Jordaxia
06-03-2005, 00:57
it'd segregate into the peoples little individual groups, who would claim parts of the retreat as their own. Also, the arguments might get a little more heated.

Also, there'd be something interesting happen. Like the NWO would destroy the place to end the NS threat once and for all. Yeah. That'd happen.

(did you hear that? back in a second. I think they've found me.)
FairyTInkArisen
06-03-2005, 00:57
I think I'd be to scared to go
Oksana
06-03-2005, 00:57
Grammar Nazis would go through a midlife crisis.
Seosavists
06-03-2005, 00:59
Death destruction and fluffles
:mp5: :sniper: http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/ninjabattle.gif http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/matrixfight.gif http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/ninjadart.gif http://67.18.37.14/html/emoticons/ninja.gif

http://67.18.37.14/108/141/emo/runningdog.gif
:fluffle:
Oksana
06-03-2005, 00:59
I sent you a telegram, Tink.
Bastard-Squad
06-03-2005, 01:02
You know we'd probably end up in a big brawl. I dare say one of the more influential formgoers have some kind of private army. There would probably be endless gunfights/fist fights between confilicting political views. Suffice to say it would be insane.
FairyTInkArisen
06-03-2005, 01:04
if I did go and there was a fight I'd probably cry
Aerou
06-03-2005, 01:05
It would be an interesting experience, but I'm sure it would be fun :)
Oksana
06-03-2005, 01:05
PM and LP would form a band and provide the music. Everyone would sleep in tents.
FairyTInkArisen
06-03-2005, 01:06
yay! camping!
Incenjucarania
06-03-2005, 01:09
And while all the fighting is going on, I'd start a nice big orgy elsewhere. :fluffle:
FairyTInkArisen
06-03-2005, 01:11
And while all the fighting is going on, I'd start a nice big orgy elsewhere. :fluffle:
I'd be joining in that :fluffle:
Lunatic Goofballs
06-03-2005, 01:12
And while all the fighting is going on, I'd start a nice big orgy elsewhere. :fluffle:

My ability to participate in both events simultaneously stuns everybody. :D
Takuma
06-03-2005, 01:13
I believe there would be some major fights! :rolleyes:
Potaria
06-03-2005, 01:13
PM and LP would form a band and provide the music. Everyone would sleep in tents.


*Tough Guy Voice*

Whaddya saying, the Ramones aren't good enough for ya? Huh, huh?

*shove, push, shove*
Takuma
06-03-2005, 01:14
PM and LP would form a band and provide the music. Everyone would sleep in tents.

Hey, I want to provide music too! :D :fluffle:
Atheistic Might
06-03-2005, 01:14
With their fondness for "fluffles," many posters would be arrested for indecent exposure. Others would get put away for underage drinking, to say nothing of the rampant drug use. The people with no control over their tempers would start a riot, and the police would break out the rubber bullets and tear gas to bust the party. Those who didn't get put away would wake up the following morning with wicked headaches, wondering why they're chained to a fire hydrant...
Gawdly
06-03-2005, 01:15
200 geeks would surround Aerou, using bad pick-up lines.
FairyTInkArisen
06-03-2005, 01:16
well that would be quite depresing
Boonytopia
06-03-2005, 01:16
It'd be fascinating to actually meet people face to face. I build up mental images of people, I'd love to see how accurate they are.
Takuma
06-03-2005, 01:17
It'd be fascinating to actually meet people face to face. I build up mental images of people, I'd love to see how accurate they are.

Same here.
Lunatic Goofballs
06-03-2005, 01:18
With their fondness for "fluffles," many posters would be arrested for indecent exposure. Others would get put away for underage drinking, to say nothing of the rampant drug use. The people with no control over their tempers would start a riot, and the police would break out the rubber bullets and tear gas to bust the party. Those who didn't get put away would wake up the following morning with wicked headaches, wondering why they're chained to a fire hydrant...

:eek: Amazing! You just described the aftermath of my favorite party! :eek:
New Granada
06-03-2005, 01:18
The anarchists would all get together and start a "collective."

I would join it, but i'd steal all their stuff and my least favorite one wouldnt come home.
Jordaxia
06-03-2005, 01:18
It'd be fascinating to actually meet people face to face. I build up mental images of people, I'd love to see how accurate they are.

Same, but for sounds. I don't imagine anyone sounds like my imagination makes them.
Oksana
06-03-2005, 01:19
Everyone can make music if they want to. I was just saying that I know that they will definitely want to.
Takuma
06-03-2005, 01:20
Everyone can make music if they want to. I was just saying that I know that they will definitely want to.

Haha, ok. I'll go up and play some Hendrix for everyone!
New Granada
06-03-2005, 01:21
I suppose i can phrase that better,

The anarchists would learn firsthand why 'anarchism' doesnt work.
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 01:21
Someone would get laid
Potaria
06-03-2005, 01:22
Haha, ok. I'll go up and play some Hendrix for everyone!


*Mafia Strongarm Voice*

You're gonna do what now? You're not gonna do that until I SAY you can do that!

*push shove push push poke*
Hylian Peoples
06-03-2005, 01:24
Haha, ok. I'll go up and play some Hendrix for everyone!


Play Voodoo Chile!
Takuma
06-03-2005, 01:24
Play Voodoo Chile!

Gladly!
Atheistic Might
06-03-2005, 01:25
We could also ask deep, meaningful questions face to face. Such as...

Why is there a symbol for anarchy?
Potaria
06-03-2005, 01:26
*Gets on the stage, takes Takuma's guitar, and throws him off*

*tries to play the song, but can't, thus resulting in a general lack of affection for dear Potaria*

Yeah... I suck at guitar right now. But I'm getting better...
Oksana
06-03-2005, 01:27
Someone else might also get laid, at least once. :rolleyes:
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 01:28
Someone else might also get laid, at least once. :rolleyes:
Oh yeah..... at least 2 people would get laid
Neo-Anarchists
06-03-2005, 01:29
Oh yeah..... at least 2 people would get laid
More than that...
Aerou
06-03-2005, 01:31
200 geeks would surround Aerou, using bad pick-up lines.

Ewww pick up lines, heh

Oh yeah..... at least 2 people would get laid

I'm sure there would be a lot more people then that
Alenaland
06-03-2005, 01:32
I think it would be mayhem and a whole helluva lot of fun. I don't know that people would be as forceful in RL, though. I have met people who online seem to be real badasses, and in person, they are tolerable. Or maybe I'm just a bad judge of character. Who knows?

Now the big question: Where would we meet?
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 01:34
I know I would hang out at the bar stand
Straughn
06-03-2005, 01:37
I think Lunatic Goofballs would be the one to watch out for.
I think we'd have a dunktank for those of us with very strong and not-factually-supported political opinions, to the delight of those of us who tend to research a little bit more.
I think we'd have a few chess games but the traditional pieces would be replaced with Babylon 5 characters.
Also, i'm not sure what the party punch would be but again i cite the issue of Lunatic Goofballs.
I think it'd be cool.
I think, also that a few interesting liasons would occur, some sexual and some pent-up psycho-sexual that would have to have the corporal reality temper the anticipation somewhat, but great, a learning experience for all.
I'd go if i could afford it. There's a few people here i wouldn't mind being seen in public with. Including Lunatic Goofballs.
Lunatic Goofballs
06-03-2005, 01:38
I think it would be mayhem and a whole helluva lot of fun. I don't know that people would be as forceful in RL, though. I have met people who online seem to be real badasses, and in person, they are tolerable. Or maybe I'm just a bad judge of character. Who knows?

Now the big question: Where would we meet?

Somewhere with lax sexual deviancy laws. *nod*
Oksana
06-03-2005, 01:41
Umm... sometimes when people are at the right place, at the right time, and with the right people, they tcan be very lax. Especially when there's a bar involved.
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 01:42
Like me all the time
Oksana
06-03-2005, 01:44
Originally posted by Oksana
Like me all the time

Maybe I'll get lucky... if somebody lets me. :fluffle:
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 01:44
*looks around*

Who me?
Lunatic Goofballs
06-03-2005, 01:45
I think Lunatic Goofballs would be the one to watch out for.
I think we'd have a dunktank for those of us with very strong and not-factually-supported political opinions, to the delight of those of us who tend to research a little bit more.
I think we'd have a few chess games but the traditional pieces would be replaced with Babylon 5 characters.
Also, i'm not sure what the party punch would be but again i cite the issue of Lunatic Goofballs.
I think it'd be cool.
I think, also that a few interesting liasons would occur, some sexual and some pent-up psycho-sexual that would have to have the corporal reality temper the anticipation somewhat, but great, a learning experience for all.
I'd go if i could afford it. There's a few people here i wouldn't mind being seen in public with. Including Lunatic Goofballs.

Don't be the first to pass out. :) IN fact, don't be among the first ten. Just to be safe. *nod*
Oksana
06-03-2005, 01:47
I think it should be in Europe.
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 01:48
I concur.... I could drive there. That would rule
Kanabia
06-03-2005, 01:49
I think it should be at my house.

:D
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 01:50
I think it should be at my house.

:D
Can I crash?
Jordaxia
06-03-2005, 01:51
I think it should be at my house.

:D

I don't. Too in Australia, for my liking. I say it should be in the house next to mine, so I have all the travel convenience, and none of the cleaning annoyance.
It's not big enough, but that's not MY problem.
Oksana
06-03-2005, 01:51
How the hell are we all going to fit in your house? My brother's friend lives next to a colliseum in Liverpool. We could use the colliseum.
Kanabia
06-03-2005, 01:51
Can I crash?

It's a requirement. We don't want people leaving early. :D
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 01:51
How the hell are we all going to fit in your house?
Stack
Kanabia
06-03-2005, 01:53
How the hell are we all going to fit in your house?

Some people can sleep outside. :p

I don't. Too in Australia, for my liking. I say it should be in the house next to mine, so I have all the travel convenience, and none of the cleaning annoyance.
It's not big enough, but that's not MY problem.

You could always travel here in a leaky dinghy if you're stuck.
Oksana
06-03-2005, 01:53
Originally posted by LP
Stack

Oh, yeah, that'll be fun. No dancing, no standing, no getting laid, no sitting...
Lunatic Goofballs
06-03-2005, 01:53
Stack

Do you have a basement, or other structure that could tolerate being flooded with chocolate syrup?
Oksana
06-03-2005, 01:55
oh, LG, get your mind out of the gutter!
Atheistic Might
06-03-2005, 01:55
We could make sure that "Legless Pirates" is an accurate moniker...by whatever means are neccessary!
Potaria
06-03-2005, 01:55
My toilet would work for the chocolate syrup...
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 01:55
Oh, yeah, that'll be fun. No dancing, no standing, no getting laid, no sitting...
Why not?
Kanabia
06-03-2005, 01:56
This is my house.

http://ce.eng.usf.edu/pharos/alexandria/Gallery/palace.jpg
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 01:57
This is my house.

http://ce.eng.usf.edu/pharos/alexandria/Gallery/palace.jpg
I hope you have a pool
Oksana
06-03-2005, 01:57
Originally posted by LP
Why not?

I don't want to be stacked! I'm a small person. Someone could break me.
Lunatic Goofballs
06-03-2005, 01:57
oh, LG, get your mind out of the gutter!

What!?! :eek: That isn't purely sexual. That's what the kiddie pool of lubricant is for.

No the chocolate is simply a party favor. :)
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 01:58
I don't want to be stacked! I'm a small person. Someone could break me.
I'll make sure you get on top
Potaria
06-03-2005, 01:59
What!?! :eek: That isn't purely sexual. That's what the kiddie pool of lubricant is for.

No the chocolate is simply a party favor. :)


Toilet Chocolate isn't just a party favor... Hehehehehahahahaa...
Kanabia
06-03-2005, 01:59
I hope you have a pool

Several.

One of them is indoor. :D

Oh, and I should mention the beer-pool as well.
Oksana
06-03-2005, 01:59
Originally posted by LP
I'll make sure you get on top

Okay, that's all I ask.
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 02:01
Several.

One of them is indoor. :D

Oh, and I should mention the beer-pool as well.
hubba hubba
The Island of Rose
06-03-2005, 02:05
This is my house.

http://ce.eng.usf.edu/pharos/alexandria/Gallery/palace.jpg

Aren't you supposed to be for the poor?
Oksana
06-03-2005, 02:05
We're going to need some showering facilities as well because I can't go without a shower.
Keruvalia
06-03-2005, 02:06
I'd probably be teaching people how to skate and play drums (not necessarily at the same time) and there would be a sudden increase in the amount of wedgies and sudden kisses upon my arrival.
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 02:06
I would break the showers just for the heck of it :p
Kanabia
06-03-2005, 02:07
Aren't you supposed to be for the poor?

Well, heres the thing. I don't own it, I just live there until the owner returns and I will make a hasty exit stage left. :D
Oksana
06-03-2005, 02:07
Ooh, I want to learn how to skateboard! I'm going to need a lot of padding though. I'm a clutz.
Sdaeriji
06-03-2005, 02:09
I'd be trying to score with LP and LG.
Oksana
06-03-2005, 02:09
Originally posted by[B] LP
I would break the showers just for the heck of it
Ahh, why would you do that to me? Don't be an ass. :(
Keruvalia
06-03-2005, 02:11
We're going to need some showering facilities as well because I can't go without a shower.

Just one big shower should suffice.
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 02:11
Ahh, why would you do that to me? Don't be an ass. :(
:fluffle:
Keruvalia
06-03-2005, 02:12
I'd be trying to score with LP and LG.

Hey! So would I.
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 02:12
I'd be trying to score with LP and LG.
I would stay clear of everyone with a beard :p
Sdaeriji
06-03-2005, 02:12
I would stay clear of everyone with a beard :p

I would shave. :p
Sdaeriji
06-03-2005, 02:13
Hey! So would I.

I think it would devolve into some sort of weird orgy/brawl.
Lunatic Goofballs
06-03-2005, 02:13
I would break the showers just for the heck of it :p

Break? SO unimaginative.

Rig. Lots of fun can be had with shower tampering. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/teufel/devil-smiley-024.gif
Oksana
06-03-2005, 02:13
Originally posted by LP
*looks around*

Who me?

You ask that and then you fluffle? :eek: :) :fluffle:
Yes, keruvalia one shower will have to do.
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 02:13
I would shave. :p
hmmmm smooth men :fluffle:
Harlesburg
06-03-2005, 02:14
The Delaware would have to be burned after the incident. ;)
Keruvalia
06-03-2005, 02:15
I would stay clear of everyone with a beard :p

Oh no you wouldn't.
Salutus
06-03-2005, 02:15
i'd slick my hair back like marlon brando, finish off a few select NSers, then sit back with my comrades as if nothing ever happened and say things like 'buona sella' and 'i'll make him an offer he can't refuse' ;)
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 02:15
You ask that and then you fluffle? :eek: :) :fluffle:
Yes, keruvalia one shower will have to do.
A nice smelly fluffle :fluffle:
Sdaeriji
06-03-2005, 02:16
i'd slick my hair back like marlon brando, finish off a few select NSers, then sit back with my comrades as if nothing ever happened and say things like 'buona sella' and 'i'll make him an offer he can't refuse' ;)

I'd show you how to talk like a real Italian.
Keruvalia
06-03-2005, 02:16
Break? SO unimaginative.

Rig. Lots of fun can be had with shower tampering. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/teufel/devil-smiley-024.gif


Mmkay ... you go tamper with the shower, I'll flirt with your wife.
Sdaeriji
06-03-2005, 02:16
hmmmm smooth men :fluffle:

I'd actually probably try to score with as many people as possible. You'd just be first on my list.
Oksana
06-03-2005, 02:16
A nice fluffle. :fluffle:
Keruvalia
06-03-2005, 02:17
I'd actually probably try to score with as many people as possible. You'd just be first on my list.

I'm with ya ... I'm a shameless flirt.
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 02:17
Mmkay ... you go tamper with the shower, I'll flirt with your wife.
I'll take the kids :eek:
Salutus
06-03-2005, 02:18
I'd show you how to talk like a real Italian.

can we wear pinstripe suits and bowling shoes and tipped hats and stick our hands suspiciously in our trench coats while peering at passers-by? cuz i'd be so down with that.

also, nine months after the retreat Etrusca would be baffled as to his good fortune that all of his new grandchildren look like me ;)
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 02:18
I'm with ya ... I'm a shameless flirt.
I think I would charge money :D
Lunatic Goofballs
06-03-2005, 02:18
Mmkay ... you go tamper with the shower, I'll flirt with your wife.

Flirt away. :)

And yes, I would bring her. To act as a liason with the local authorities. Marrying a cop has it's priviledges. :)
Sdaeriji
06-03-2005, 02:18
I'm with ya ... I'm a shameless flirt.

If I were just a shameless flirt, it would be different.
Sdaeriji
06-03-2005, 02:19
Flirt away. :)

And yes, I would bring her. To act as a liason with the local authorities. Marrying a cop has it's priviledges. :)

Free access to handcuffs? ;)
Lunatic Goofballs
06-03-2005, 02:20
Free access to handcuffs? ;)

:D They come in handy from time to time.
Sdaeriji
06-03-2005, 02:20
can we wear pinstripe suits and bowling shoes and tipped hats and stick our hands suspiciously in our trench coats while peering at passers-by? cuz i'd be so down with that.

also, nine months after the retreat Etrusca would be baffled as to his good fortune that all of his new grandchildren look like me ;)

Sure, I have all those clothing items except the hat. Buy me one of those hats and you've got yourself a deal.
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 02:20
Free access to handcuffs? ;)
BING! 1-0 for Sdaeriji
Keruvalia
06-03-2005, 02:20
I'll take the kids :eek:

:D :D :eek:
Oksana
06-03-2005, 02:21
Originally posted by Salutus
also, nine months after the retreat Etrusca would be baffled as to his good fortune that all of his new grandchildren look like me

Some might be uber-blonde like some people.


Whay are you always trying to take people's kids, LP? (Keruvalia's daughter is very cute though.)
Salutus
06-03-2005, 02:21
Sure, I have all those clothing items except the hat. Buy me one of those hats and you've got yourself a deal.

you got it. we'll be gangstas with class
Keruvalia
06-03-2005, 02:21
Flirt away. :)

And yes, I would bring her. To act as a liason with the local authorities. Marrying a cop has it's priviledges. :)

So does marrying a Sicilian. ;)
Salutus
06-03-2005, 02:23
So does marrying a Sicilian. ;)

Ha! Keruvalia, you come wait with me and sdaeriji at the entrance in our classy gangsta outfits
Lunatic Goofballs
06-03-2005, 02:23
So does marrying a Sicilian. ;)

We'll have all the bases covered. :)
Sdaeriji
06-03-2005, 02:23
So does marrying a Sicilian. ;)

Oooooooo

LP, how much would you charge?
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 02:24
Some might be uber-blonde like some people.


Whay are you always trying to take people's kids, LP? (Keruvalia's daughter is very cute though.)
I love kids

@Sdaeriji: Supply and demand.... Supply and demand man
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 02:25
Death destruction and fluffles
:mp5: :sniper: http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/ninjabattle.gif http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/m/matrixfight.gif http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/n/ninjadart.gif http://67.18.37.14/html/emoticons/ninja.gif

http://67.18.37.14/108/141/emo/runningdog.gif
:fluffle:

Yay for deviantart!!! :D
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 02:33
Yeah, I agree there would probably be a lot of arguements and lots of flirting...

But I also think there would be a lot of awkward people standing around (the ones not doing option A and option B) because NS tends to attract people who are a little not-so-social... And we'd all have a hell of a time figuring out who was who and what people's names really are...

I think I would end up being friends with Emily the Amazing. :-)
Kanabia
06-03-2005, 02:34
But I also think there would be a lot of awkward people standing around (the ones not doing option A and option B) because NS tends to attract people who are a little not-so-social... And we'd all have a hell of a time figuring out who was who and what people's names really are...

That's why i'm there with the free booze. :D
Lunatic Goofballs
06-03-2005, 02:34
That's why i'm there with the free booze. :D

And why I'm there with the free mischief. :)
Preebles
06-03-2005, 02:36
FREE BOOZE??? WHERE?


disclaimer: Preebles is a poor student and alcohol is so very very expensive...
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 02:36
you got it. we'll be gangstas with class

Oooh... can I be in the NS version of the Godfather too?!

and I'm still confused about LP taking people's kids... I must have missed something.
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 02:36
And why I'm there with the free mischief. :)
And me with the free luuuuurve :fluffle:
Keruvalia
06-03-2005, 02:40
I'd make up nametags with various NSer names on them and commit deviant acts with a different name every time.

Now that would be cool.
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 02:40
And why I'm there with the free mischief. :)

mischief... :D I'll take that over booze anyday... or maybe both at once.

I think I would turn into the Queen of the Practical Joke Wars and Random Dancing
BLARGistania
06-03-2005, 02:41
I got referenced by someone! I feel special. ;) :fluffle:
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 02:42
Oooh... can I be in the NS version of the Godfather too?!

and I'm still confused about LP taking people's kids... I must have missed something.
*casually whistles*
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 02:44
*casually whistles*

....that doesn't make anything more clear
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 02:45
....that doesn't make anything more clear
*DOESN'T get a nose job*
Kanabia
06-03-2005, 02:47
FREE BOOZE??? WHERE?


disclaimer: Preebles is a poor student and alcohol is so very very expensive...

Poor Preebles. You could always come work at Safeway with me.

*shudder*
Lunatic Goofballs
06-03-2005, 02:48
mischief... :D I'll take that over booze anyday... or maybe both at once.

I think I would turn into the Queen of the Practical Joke Wars and Random Dancing

Anyone not moving around enough gets strapped down.

With LP around, that's not a good idea. :)

Or is it?
Kanabia
06-03-2005, 02:50
Anyone not moving around enough gets strapped down.

With LP around, that's not a good idea. :)

Or is it?

Don't encourage those non-moving people! We want movement, damn it! :p
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 02:53
Don't encourage those non-moving people! We want movement, damn it! :p
A little movement is preferable, but I don't want them running.... or kicking
Monkeypimp
06-03-2005, 02:53
I'd sit quietly in the corner for 2 hours with a large box of beers, before stumbling over and having a huge arguement with Kanabia about the respective merits of our countries.
Salutus
06-03-2005, 02:54
Oooh... can I be in the NS version of the Godfather too?!

and I'm still confused about LP taking people's kids... I must have missed something.

*as marlon brando* Out on a limb, my most valued friend, it would please me greatly. (car bomb explodes) [/gangsta]
Oksana
06-03-2005, 02:55
No, no country talk!!!
The Plutonian Empire
06-03-2005, 02:55
I would most likely plant myself as a wallflower in a corner somewhere...
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 02:57
Anyone not moving around enough gets strapped down. With LP around, that's not a good idea. :) Or is it?

I guess that depends what the people we strap down are looking for... if she's it - then we should strap away!

I'd like to make a little electric shock type zapper (just a little one) that made people a laugh... then it would be fun to go around and make everyone who was standing there trying to look cool or inconspiculous laugh... REALLY LOUD.

There should definetly be the ol' water bucket that falls as the door opens trick.
Oksana
06-03-2005, 02:57
No TPE, I won't let you. You have to be happy.
Kanabia
06-03-2005, 02:57
A little movement is preferable, but I don't want them running.... or kicking

True. Maybe we could just duct tape kickers to the ceiling?


I'd sit quietly in the corner for 2 hours with a large box of beers, before stumbling over and having a huge arguement with Kanabia about the respective merits of our countries.

We do what now? Say, does NZ accept asylum seekers? :p
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 02:58
I would most likely plant myself as a wallflower in a corner somewhere...

And I would shock you with my laughing gun, especially you, PE :D
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 03:01
No TPE, I won't let you. You have to be happy.

If I had another laughing gun (which I really don't actually have one of)... you just earned it. :D
Oksana
06-03-2005, 03:02
Originally posted by Out On A Limb
If I had another laughing gun (which I really don't actually have one of)... you just earned it.

Well, I'll make sure LP has his way with you. :p
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 03:05
*starts taking notes*

I feel such a slut
Monkeypimp
06-03-2005, 03:06
We do what now? Say, does NZ accept asylum seekers? :p

Naturally. We're way to nice to brutally lock up children in prison camps. Well except for Ahmed Zaoui.
Oksana
06-03-2005, 03:06
I'm soory. Then, you can be a prude.
The Plutonian Empire
06-03-2005, 03:07
No TPE, I won't let you. You have to be happy.
What if you're not there? :D
Oksana
06-03-2005, 03:08
Duh!! Of course I'll be there.
The Plutonian Empire
06-03-2005, 03:10
Duh!! Of course I'll be there.
Well, if you ARE there, then i'd be forced to hit on every single NS babe I have a crush on... :D
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 03:10
I'm soory. Then, you can be a prude.
Nah.... I'd rather get laid by everyone
Oksana
06-03-2005, 03:10
Well, good that's the point. Why would that be a problem?
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 03:11
Well, if you ARE there, then i'd be forced to hit on every single NS babe I have a crush on... :D
So basically everyone
Oksana
06-03-2005, 03:12
Originally posted by LP
Nah.... I'd rather get laid by everyone

So why should that surprise you that I want to, too?
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 03:12
Well, good that's the point. Why would that be a problem?
I might get tired
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 03:12
Well, I'll make sure LP has his way with you. :p

LP, which pronoun should we be using? I obviously don't know you well enough, sorry!

(I've read a thread or two about transgendered people so I'm getting all PC on NS about that recently)
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 03:13
LP, which pronoun should we be using? I obviously don't know you well enough, sorry!

(I've read a thread or two about transgendered people so I'm getting all PC on NS about that recently)
I'm a guy :fluffle:
Keruvalia
06-03-2005, 03:14
Well, if you ARE there, then i'd be forced to hit on every single NS babe I have a crush on... :D

Pfft! Just the single ones? I'm equal opportunity. :D
Oksana
06-03-2005, 03:15
Originally posted by Out On A Limb
LP, which pronoun should we be using? I obviously don't know you well enough, sorry!

(I've read a thread or two about transgendered people so I'm getting all PC on NS about that recently)

What the hell are you trying to say? :eek:
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 03:15
So basically everyone

Everyone that he doesn't violently disagree with!

...unless of course they both like a little violence and I'm sure there are some of those.
The Plutonian Empire
06-03-2005, 03:16
Yes, Keruvalia, just the single babes.
So basically everyone
No, not really.

Let's see....

Randomea,
Bitchkitten,
Tink, ( :D )

Those are the babes I currently have the hots for ;)
Oksana
06-03-2005, 03:16
Originally posted by LP
I might get tired

Hon, you'd be too tired for what? I meant that towards TPE.
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 03:17
Hon, you'd be too tired for what? I meant that towards TPE.
Oh....


Nothing :rolleyes:
Oksana
06-03-2005, 03:17
Originally posted by TPE
Those are the babes I currently have the hots for

Oh, well thanks!
Keruvalia
06-03-2005, 03:18
Oh, well thanks!

Oh no worries ... I'd keep ya occupied. :D
Oksana
06-03-2005, 03:19
Originally posted by LP
Oh....


Nothing

Oh. Then I won't...
The Plutonian Empire
06-03-2005, 03:19
I think I'll also have the hots for Oksana as well, if she'd like that..... ;)

Everyone that he doesn't violently disagree with!
;)
Oksana
06-03-2005, 03:20
Originally posted by TPE
I think I'll also have the hots for Oksana as well, if she'd like that.....

Of course I wouldn't have a problem with that, but I don't want your liking out of sympathy.
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 03:21
What the hell are you trying to say? :eek:

I started typing "LP, are you female or male?" and then my politically correctness took over and I asked which pronoun instead...

(There was a thread about if people were male, female or transgendered the other day)

LP, good to know.

....oh! and I just realized you might be thinking I was trying to discretely reveal something about myself... NOPE, sorry...

I'm all hot, blond chic here - from the day I was born.
The Plutonian Empire
06-03-2005, 03:21
Of course I wouldn't have a problem with that, but I don't want your liking out of sympathy.
Makes sense.
Manawskistan
06-03-2005, 03:22
People would get all huffy and yell at the Americans.
Oksana
06-03-2005, 03:22
Oh, Keruvalia. Gosh, what would I do without you? I just have to love you. :fluffle:
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 03:24
Yes, Keruvalia, just the single babes.

No, not really.

Let's see....

Randomea,
Bitchkitten,
Tink, ( :D )

Those are the babes I currently have the hots for ;)

HA! I knew I wouldn't be on the list! :D
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 03:24
Whoo! :fluffle:
Oksana
06-03-2005, 03:26
Good to know. That was my thread! @ Out On A Limb

I guess I won't take your sympathy. Well, okay then. @ TPE
The Plutonian Empire
06-03-2005, 03:27
I guess I won't take your sympathy. Well, okay then. @ TPE
Oops. :(
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 03:47
*ghostly silence*
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 03:48
[QUOTE=Oksana]Good to know. That was my thread! @ Out On A LimbQUOTE]

phew! I found this thread again! I almost lost it!

Oksana, so the trans, female, male thread was yours?
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 03:50
*ghostly silence*

INSERT LAUGHING ELECTROD TASER NOW! :D
The Plutonian Empire
06-03-2005, 03:50
*Takes advantage of the ghostly silence and heads for the corner with a shovel, some water, and wallflower seeds*
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 03:51
People would get all huffy and yell at the Americans.

HEY! there would be some United States citizens there!
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 03:52
*gets his ass zapped*

MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 03:53
*Takes advantage of the ghostly silence and heads for the corner with a shovel, some water, and wallflower seeds*

HELL NO! Not on my watch!! There did Legless Pirates, Lunatic Goofballs, etc. go (quickly searches surrounding orgies)... DAMN! my talking team is gone!
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 03:54
*gets his ass zapped*

MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!

You better believe it!
Keruvalia
06-03-2005, 03:54
Oh, Keruvalia. Gosh, what would I do without you? I just have to love you. :fluffle:

Anything for my sheyne meydele (oooh ... Yiddish!)
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 03:55
You better believe it!
*zaps Out on a Limb*

MUAHAHAHAH!
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 03:55
So I'll pose a new questions slightly...

whom do you think would hook up with whom?

and what music would all of us be dancing to?
The Plutonian Empire
06-03-2005, 03:56
HELL NO! Not on my watch!! There did Legless Pirates, Lunatic Goofballs, etc. go (quickly searches surrounding orgies)... DAMN! my talking team is gone!
I was kinda hoping I wouldn't get noticed 'cause that post was on the bottom of the previous page...

*Walks faster towards the corner*
Keruvalia
06-03-2005, 03:57
whom do you think would hook up with whom?

Some of the answers may be surprising.

and what music would all of us be dancing to?

Non-stop happy party polka.
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 03:58
I hope it'll be me
Keruvalia
06-03-2005, 03:58
I hope it'll be me

Can you polka?
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 03:58
*zaps Out on a Limb*

MUAHAHAHAH!

YIIPPEESSS!!!!

All I get is a zap? :fluffle: ;) :D

After that we need to zap the hell out of the wallflowers...
Stephistan
06-03-2005, 04:00
Serious reply to thread: As some one who has met many online friends over the years, I think people would be very surprised to find out that some people are not the same in real life as they are on the net. I also think though that not unlike the site, some would splinter off into groups based on their online cliques. I also believe that sooner or later every one of drinking age would dump the kiddies and go to the bar..lol I do believe in person, the older people would be drawn to each other as would the younger people be drawn into conversation with the people of their age group. Online age usually doesn't matter, it tends to in real life though.
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 04:00
YIIPPEESSS!!!!

All I get is a zap? :fluffle: ;) :D

After that we need to zap the hell out of the wallflowers...
You get a goodnight kiss too :fluffle:

Good night
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 04:01
I was kinda hoping I wouldn't get noticed 'cause that post was on the bottom of the previous page...

*Walks faster towards the corner*

I will never let you rest... intellectually or as a wallflower...
You've met your nemisis (giggle, head bob to the side) :)
The Plutonian Empire
06-03-2005, 04:01
YIIPPEESSS!!!!

All I get is a zap? :fluffle: ;) :D

After that we need to zap the hell out of the wallflowers...
Aaah!! :eek:

*Runs like hell towards the corner, frantically digs the hole, plants himself and his seeds, and sets up a force field*

*is a wallflower*

Whew! Safe!
Keruvalia
06-03-2005, 04:02
I do believe in person, the older people would be drawn to each other as would the younger people be drawn into conversation with the people of their age group.

Don't let's forget the pedophiles. :D

Actually, if something like this were organized, it would probably be impossible to get any under 18s there simply due to legality and obtaining parental permission, etc etc.

Now let's stop bein' all serious. :p
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 04:02
Non-stop happy party polka.

Yes there should be much Polka :D
Oksana
06-03-2005, 04:03
I'll brb everyone!
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 04:03
Aaah!! :eek:

*Runs like hell towards the corner, frantically digs the hole, plants himself and his seeds, and sets up a force field*

*is a wallflower*

Whew! Safe!

:D
Stephistan
06-03-2005, 04:04
Don't let's forget the pedophiles. :D

Hey, lets leave Eutrusca out of this.. *LOL* just kidding :)
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 04:05
Now let's stop bein' all serious. :p
Must.... make.... joke..... but..... can't......


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*falls asleep*
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 04:06
You get a goodnight kiss too :fluffle: Good night

Aw, thanks :) sweet dreams!
The Plutonian Empire
06-03-2005, 04:06
I'll brb everyone!
Later, Oksana. :)

*Whew!*

*is comfortable being where he belongs--a wallflower in the corner* :D
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 04:09
Don't let's forget the pedophiles. :D:p

EW!!! *invents new super charged zapper gun to make them disappear*


...with a side compartment that sends a TPE-seeking missle into the ground
The Plutonian Empire
06-03-2005, 04:10
EW!!! *invents new super charged zapper gun to make them disappear*


...with a side compartment that sends a TPE-seeking missle into the ground
*Extends the forcefield to cover him underground as well*

Ahhhh...... :p
Keruvalia
06-03-2005, 04:11
As far as I'm concerned, if you're over 16 and had all your shots, you're fair game for shameless flirtations! Woo!
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 04:12
*is comfortable being where he belongs--a wallflower in the corner* :D

Ok, ok fine... I'll leave you alone with you're crushes...

I think we tend to be the people left on our threads... it must be the timezone similarity
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 04:13
*Extends the forcefield to cover him underground as well*
Ahhhh...... :p

I take that back! *whips out forcefield destabilizers*

... you too fun not to taunt :D
Oksana
06-03-2005, 04:15
It's okay, PTE. :)
The Plutonian Empire
06-03-2005, 04:16
I take that back! *whips out forcefield destabilizers*

... you too fun not to taunt :D
Uh oh.....

*Takes out his trusty nuclear weapon*

Back, I say! Back! :D
The Plutonian Empire
06-03-2005, 04:17
It's okay, PTE. :)
Okay :)
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 04:18
TPE, how about I shuttle the crushes through your forcefield... You wouldn't want to get away from them, right? (with an escape mode for them) All I'm asking for on your part is a little social interaction! :)
The Plutonian Empire
06-03-2005, 04:19
TPE, how about I shuttle the crushes through your forcefield... You wouldn't want to get away from them, right? (with an escape mode for them) All I'm asking for on your part is a little social interaction! :)
That's easy on the internet, but in real life, goooooood luck!
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 04:21
Uh oh.....

*Takes out his trusty nuclear weapon*

Back, I say! Back! :D

*gets in trusty space shuttle and goes to the moon -take most of the party with her, including the polka- and conducts further operations from there*
:mp5:
The Plutonian Empire
06-03-2005, 04:22
*gets in trusty space shuttle and goes to the moon -take most of the party with her, including the polka- and conducts further operations from there*
:mp5:
Huh?
Oksana
06-03-2005, 04:23
Ooh! Ooh! Take me with, too. :)
Keruvalia
06-03-2005, 04:23
I'm gonna need to see a pic of Out On a Limb before I accept any zapping. :p
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 04:23
That's easy on the internet, but in real life, goooooood luck!

Hey, just because I personally don't want to have some social interaction with you in real life doesn't mean I don't think you should have it...

I think social interaction should be compulsary for everyone in real life

(and yes, I just got back from going out to dinner with a friend and meeting his family from out of town)... OOAL's social interaction... Check!
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 04:24
Ooh! Ooh! Take me with, too. :)

To the moon!
Keruvalia
06-03-2005, 04:25
Ooh! Ooh! Take me with, too. :)

If Oksana goes, I go!
The Plutonian Empire
06-03-2005, 04:25
Okay fine. You win.

*Unplants himself--even though it's probably too late*
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 04:26
I'm gonna need to see a pic of Out On a Limb before I accept any zapping. :p

I can never get my picture up on this business... I don't know how. I guess I don't spend quite enough time infront of computers.... or I'm just not that tech savy... (*goes with option B*)

tell me and how and I'll try to.
Oksana
06-03-2005, 04:26
Keruvalia is really sweet. People on NS I wan to meet in real life:

Keruvalia
Tink
LP
Keruvalia
06-03-2005, 04:28
I can never get my picture up on this business... I don't know how. I guess I don't spend quite enough time infront of computers.... or I'm just not that tech savy... (*goes with option B*)

tell me and how and I'll try to.

You know how to email an attachment? Email it to me, I'll put it on my server and provide you a link you can use to show people.
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 04:28
Okay fine. You win.

*Unplants himself--even though it's probably too late*

:D I win! So do you want to go to the moon and party with us or are you rotting in your own nuclear waste? When did you unplant yourself?
The Plutonian Empire
06-03-2005, 04:30
:D I win! So do you want to go to the moon and party with us or are you rotting in your own nuclear waste? When did you unplant yourself?
Just now. (I hope ;) :D )

*Cleans up the nuclear waste, teleports to the moon*
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 04:31
You know how to email an attachment? Email it to me, I'll put it on my server and provide you a link you can use to show people.

wow, :eek: you're homepage stars in alphabets I don't understand...
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 04:32
Just now. (I hope ;) :D )

*Cleans up the nuclear waste, teleports to the moon*

:D Yay!

:fluffle: s from other people for TPE and back at him!
Keruvalia
06-03-2005, 04:32
Keruvalia is really sweet.


Hurray! Somebody's paying attention to me! [/Zoidberg]

Actual Keruvalia response: Just like buttah, k'lyner!
Keruvalia
06-03-2005, 04:33
wow, :eek: you're homepage stars in alphabets I don't understand...

lol ... it's Arabic.

My email: fishpaw@gmail.com
Oksana
06-03-2005, 04:35
Why is your sig void in Wisconsin and what is your name from?
The Plutonian Empire
06-03-2005, 04:35
:D Yay!

:fluffle: s from other people for TPE and back at him!
:fluffle: s OOAL in return. ;)
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 04:35
Keruvalia is really sweet. People on NS I wan to meet in real life:
Keruvalia
Tink
LP

I'm going to go with:

Lunatic Goofballs, Emily the Amazing, Glorious Paradise, and In so far away (or is it "too far away"? I don't remember)...

I already know Woowalts, but I don't think he does a lot of foruming... he's too busy being a teacher and a frat boy.
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 04:41
lol ... it's Arabic.

My email: fishpaw@gmail.com

check you're e-mail
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 04:43
:fluffle: s OOAL in return. ;)

aw, See I knew you'd like to be "unplanted" for at least a bit of the party...

gotta do that to go after those crushes!
The Plutonian Empire
06-03-2005, 04:44
aw, See I knew you'd like to be "unplanted" for at least a bit of the party...

gotta do that to go after those crushes!
Yeah. I like randomea the best. She's hot ;)
Keruvalia
06-03-2005, 04:45
Why is your sig void in Wisconsin and what is your name from?

It's void in WI because I threw an egg at Brett Favre once and some dairy farmers slapped me several times with blocks of cheddar and said my sig wasn't welcomed there.

Damn Lutherans. :p

(That's all a joke, by the way)

As for my name, Keruvalia, it comes from mixing the Yiddish terms "khazer" (selfish person), "alivay" (it should only happen) ... it means "It should only happen to a selfish person".

You know ... you're the first person who's asked me that. Hence, you're the first person who gets an explanation.
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 04:46
aw, See I knew you'd like to be "unplanted" for at least a bit of the party...

gotta do that to go after those crushes!

I'll be happy to be the catalyst in your case, TPE.
Oksana
06-03-2005, 04:48
Originally posted by Keruvalia
You know ... you're the first person who's asked me that. Hence, you're the first person who gets an explanation.

Well, if someone asks I'll have to tell them then. Yeah, Brett Favre is like god in Wisconsin.
The Plutonian Empire
06-03-2005, 04:48
I'll be happy to be the catalyst in your case, TPE.
What's a catalyst?
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 04:48
Yeah. I like randomea the best. She's hot ;)

*zaps TPE in randomea's general direction and says "Go talk to the girl damn it!"* (at the party on the moon of course)
Keruvalia
06-03-2005, 04:50
check you're e-mail


Link replied to ya ... and since I got to be first to see it, I get to be first to comment: Be nice, guys, she's a cutie!
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 04:50
What's a catalyst?

The dictionary:
"cat·a·lyst
Pronunciation: 'ka-t&l-&st
Function: noun
1 : a substance (as an enzyme) that enables a chemical reaction to proceed at a usually faster rate or under different conditions (as at a lower temperature) than otherwise possible
2 : an agent that provokes or speeds significant change or action"
The Plutonian Empire
06-03-2005, 04:51
The dictionary:
"cat·a·lyst
Pronunciation: 'ka-t&l-&st
Function: noun
1 : a substance (as an enzyme) that enables a chemical reaction to proceed at a usually faster rate or under different conditions (as at a lower temperature) than otherwise possible
2 : an agent that provokes or speeds significant change or action"
Thanks. I had a dictionary just a few feet behind me, but I'm too lazy :D

And yes, your offer to be the catalyst in my case :)
Oksana
06-03-2005, 04:51
When are you going to post it? I want to see.
Sdaeriji
06-03-2005, 04:51
I would so get TPE completely loaded.
Out On A Limb
06-03-2005, 04:52
Link replied to ya ... and since I got to be first to see it, I get to be first to comment: Be nice, guys, she's a cutie!

See I told you I was blond!

http://www.unlc.biz/images/dscn0140.jpg

Courtesy of Keruvalia, Did that work?
Oksana
06-03-2005, 04:54
Yep, I'm blonder though.
Keruvalia
06-03-2005, 04:54
When are you going to post it? I want to see.

I's post it, but that'd be rude. She'll have to do it. :)