I don't want to be a PIMP anymore!!
Come on, already, I'm a grandma!! But, as soon as I hit 1000 posts...poof!!...I'm a Pimp. Puhleezz...is this necessary? Quick...someone tell me, how many posts do I need to turn into a moral person again?
Sdaeriji
05-03-2005, 21:56
Probably 87 more, to 1,100. But don't quote me on that.
Alien Born
05-03-2005, 21:57
Probably 87 more, to 1,100. But don't quote me on that.
Then you become a hacker
Lunatic Goofballs
05-03-2005, 21:58
Come on, already, I'm a grandma!! But, as soon as I hit 1000 posts...poof!!...I'm a Pimp. Puhleezz...is this necessary? Quick...someone tell me, how many posts do I need to turn into a moral person again?
Pimpin' ain't easy. :(
Hacker I can deal with. But Pimp is so wrong!
Pimpin' ain't easy. :(
tell me about it! I gave up debate for Lent, all I can do is post on fluffy threads. FYI...I have a confession to make tomorrow.
The Pimp is a misunderstood species, really.
They just want to make money off of "questionable" practices, get their cars "tricked out", and have high-end home theater systems (I think).
Don't rag on the Pimp!
Sdaeriji
05-03-2005, 22:04
Hacker I can deal with. But Pimp is so wrong!
Then get postin'!
Sdaeriji
05-03-2005, 22:05
tell me about it! I gave up debate for Lent, all I can do is post on fluffy threads. FYI...I have a confession to make tomorrow.
Debate! Why didn't I think of that?!? I gave up alcohol, stupid me.
I had that moniker for a whole day. Luckily it was during the weekend so I had ample time to post my way out of it.
Debate! Why didn't I think of that?!? I gave up alcohol, stupid me.
Alcohol might have been easier for me. I slipped up and posted on a thread about raising children the other day. I figure I'll be forgiven because it was for a worthy subject. Alcohol I don't do much of because my tummy rejects it...express.
Sdaeriji
05-03-2005, 22:09
I had that moniker for a whole day. Luckily it was during the weekend so I had ample time to post my way out of it.
I think I'm forever stuck with the title I have now. I don't think there's anything higher than "Honorary Spam Forum Owner". :(
I think I'm forever stuck with the title I have now. I don't think there's anything higher than "Honorary Spam Forum Owner". :(
So, the only way is not up, baby?
/obscure
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
05-03-2005, 22:20
Bah, there's nothing wrong with being a pimp.
Sdaeriji
05-03-2005, 22:21
So, the only way is not up, baby?
/obscure
Yeah, seems like there is an end to the rainbow, and that end is called "Honorary Spam Forum Owner".
Evil Woody Thoughts
05-03-2005, 22:27
I think I'm forever stuck with the title I have now. I don't think there's anything higher than "Honorary Spam Forum Owner". :(
Meh. I think you can get to be a "threadwhore" after another 15,000 posts...lots of people with that designation in teh spam forum.
Sdaeriji
05-03-2005, 22:28
Meh. I think you can get to be a "threadwhore" after another 15,000 posts...lots of people with that designation in teh spam forum.
I think people in the other forums are allowed their own designations. I believe we are denied that.
Haken Rider
05-03-2005, 22:57
Hey, I liked the 'pimp', unfortunaly I got it when I was very active. kept for a day or so. :(
I think people in the other forums are allowed their own designations. I believe we are denied that.
We're also denied avatars at 10,000 posts as well. :(
Sharazar
05-03-2005, 23:05
Some of us members DREAM of getting to be a pimp. Anything above that would be... heck what am i saying, ANYTHING would be a blessing.
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
05-03-2005, 23:20
Some of us members DREAM of getting to be a pimp. Anything above that would be... heck what am i saying, ANYTHING would be a blessing.
Find a pimp and become his or her or it's post whore.
Sharazar
05-03-2005, 23:27
Find a pimp and become his or her or it's post whore.
Post whore... intriguing...
*slaps self*
No, i don't want to go down that line of thought again.
Haken Rider
05-03-2005, 23:28
Look, he's only a member, get him!
Crabcake Baba Ganoush
05-03-2005, 23:29
*slaps self*
You can't be your own pimp silly.
Debate! Why didn't I think of that?!? I gave up alcohol, stupid me.
Don't you have to drink wine if you're a Catholic?
It's been a long time, but if you can just give that up why not give up sitting through a 2 hour lecture on why you're going to hell every week?
Sharazar
05-03-2005, 23:36
You can't be your own pimp silly.
Whoops, hadn't even realised that i was exhibiting pimp-like behaviour upon myself. Damn this slippery slope, IS MY MORALITY SO FRAGILE?! :D
Look, he's only a member, get him!Oh bugger. *runs without even considering consequences of getting caught*
Oh look, your nearly at 100 posts. SURELY you'll get something for that, right?
Sharazar
06-03-2005, 13:20
Oh look, your nearly at 100 posts. SURELY you'll get something for that, right?
Apparently not, i'm at about 113 at time of posting, but still a "member".
Is there like a list of something somewhere that people could look at? You know, a table of number of posts and subsequent designation thingy?
Pure Metal
06-03-2005, 13:28
*posts to check what the hell i am*
edit: "Forum Boredom"... lame :(
Monkeypimp
06-03-2005, 13:29
I never got to be a pimp :(
Don't you have to drink wine if you're a Catholic?
It's been a long time, but if you can just give that up why not give up sitting through a 2 hour lecture on why you're going to hell every week?
You don't have to drink the wine during Eucharist. As it is offered from a communal cup, you have the option of receiving only the host. Most children don't like the wine and prefer not to accept it. Anyway, you just take a tiny sip...except for the last few people. They take bigger drinks because the priest has to finish what is left, and who wants a tipsy priest trying to end the Mass? We never have 2 hour Masses as Father likes to get it wrapped up and head over to the hall where there is some sort of social event almost every week. We love food!!