NationStates Jolt Archive


who wants to help me?

Silence and Nothing
05-03-2005, 21:11
anyone want to help me tell a story? (meaning I'm bored out of my mind and would like some comedy or tearjerkers or some other emotion)

Would anyone like to start us off?
Zotona
05-03-2005, 21:13
Give me a sec. I got a really long story!.
Silence and Nothing
05-03-2005, 21:27
Give me a sec. I got a really long story!.
Hey hey hey! I said start a story, and let others finnish it. Don't write an entire story that can't be continued...
Potaria
05-03-2005, 21:37
But if we let him/her/it do that, we can write a story about it!

A story about deception and deceit, and... Deceit and deception, with more twists than a party at Michael Jackson's house (don't ask).
Silence and Nothing
05-03-2005, 21:41
I just wanted a sentence or a paragraph, not a full length story...
CthulhuFhtagn
05-03-2005, 21:45
Once upon a time there was a guy named Bob. He liked cheese. So, he decided to go to the store to buy some cheese.
Potaria
05-03-2005, 21:48
But, as he opened the front door, a series of rumbles assaulted his over-sized, gelatinous stomach...
Lunatic Goofballs
05-03-2005, 21:49
A couple of days ago, I tackled a tree. The scabs are quite interesting.
Silence and Nothing
05-03-2005, 21:49
The the dreded witch Helop (I like that name...) decided to replace all the cheese with bootleg copies of Ringu (the japanese version of the ring), so that no one in the town could get cheese...
Silence and Nothing
05-03-2005, 21:50
A couple of days ago, I tackled a tree. The scabs are quite interesting.
I am not sure I should ask why...
Potaria
05-03-2005, 21:50
But, but... You completely skipped the part about his stomach problems!

What did he do? Did he make it to the bathroom? Or did the unthinkable happen...?
Lunatic Goofballs
05-03-2005, 21:52
I am not sure I should ask why...

I'm not sure you should either. :)
Silence and Nothing
05-03-2005, 21:53
he made it to the bathroom, but when he got there...his toilet overflowed!!! (insert evil laugh here)
Potaria
05-03-2005, 21:54
Did he get to flush *it* before it overflowed? We must know!
Silence and Nothing
05-03-2005, 22:00
no he did not! and this was the evil witch's doing!
Potaria
05-03-2005, 22:01
Was he sitting on the toilet when it overflowed, and if so, did it *soak* him?

You miss too many important details! Sickening yes, but still important nonetheless!
Silence and Nothing
05-03-2005, 22:02
muwahahahahahaha!
Silence and Nothing
05-03-2005, 22:06
when he tried to flush the toilet, it cloged and over flowed onto the streets, causing a horrible smell to be set loose for miles...
The evil witch appeared
"Play me the greatest song in the world!" She demanded
He looked at her in horror and replied shakingly...
"You're quoting Tenasious (my god, how do you spell that?) D!! How dare you foul wretch!" He then pulled out his trusty tamborine and began to play...
Sdaeriji
05-03-2005, 22:08
A couple of days ago, I tackled a tree. The scabs are quite interesting.

I did that once. It was quite amusing...for everyone else. Me, not so much.
Straughn
06-03-2005, 00:56
A couple of days ago, I tackled a tree. The scabs are quite interesting.
Which one of you ended up in the half-nelson?
...AND what shapes were those scabs in? Whistler's Mother? Elvis? A mandelbrot set fractal design? ALL OF THE ABOVE??
:boggle:
Lunatic Goofballs
06-03-2005, 00:59
Which one of you ended up in the half-nelson?
...AND what shapes were those scabs in? Whistler's Mother? Elvis? A mandelbrot set fractal design? ALL OF THE ABOVE??
:boggle:

They are an exact replica of a topographical map of New Hampshire.

Oh, and I think I have to give the victory to the tree. :(
Straughn
06-03-2005, 00:59
when he tried to flush the toilet, it cloged and over flowed onto the streets, causing a horrible smell to be set loose for miles...
The evil witch appeared
"Play me the greatest song in the world!" She demanded
He looked at her in horror and replied shakingly...
"You're quoting Tenasious (my god, how do you spell that?) D!! How dare you foul wretch!" He then pulled out his trusty tamborine and began to play...
Unfortunately, some kind of fluid had gotten on the little clashers and axles for them on the tambourine, which kept most of the sustain out of the instrument, only leaving a series of blunt, scratchy percussive sounds that reminded one of the sound of someone trying to remain conspicuous about how much change they had while traipsing past a panhandler on the street.
That only left our protagonist to attempt to hum the "harder" parts of Tenacious D's tune, which turned out to be an undertaking of dexterity that he simply hadn't the faculty for. This, of course, bemused the witch.
Straughn
06-03-2005, 01:05
They are an exact replica of a topographical map of New Hampshire.

Oh, and I think I have to give the victory to the tree. :(
So do you think there's some kind of political message out of your platelets (red state/blue state)?
BTW .... REMATCH?
Atheistic Might
06-03-2005, 01:33
But as the witch laughed at the poor obese man, the cheese worked its terrible alchemy! He projectile vomited all over the witch, and vomit is at least partially water, he thought. But would it work?
CthulhuFhtagn
06-03-2005, 01:36
No. It didn't. The witch, annoyed by this, cast Power Word, Blind. Now poor Bob was blind.
Soft Meeps
06-03-2005, 18:22
Bob, being blind, wondered how he would be able to tell the difference between good and bad cheese, as bad cheese made hime throw up. He set off to improve his sence of smell, while the angry witch brought the little girl from Ringu to life, killing everyone eccept Bob, who was uable to watch the cursed vidio. Bob then wondered where he would get sheese, as he was blind, and unable to make cheese himself.
Celtlund
06-03-2005, 19:52
The end.
Randomea
06-03-2005, 22:40
(you forgot the fact the witch watched the video too...)
Silence and Nothing
07-03-2005, 01:11
*NEW STORY!!!*

A girl walked along the path to a cliff, her name was Yukino. She was there to meet someone. She told people it was a friend, but everyone knew that was a lie. She sighed, then sat down...
Agent papier
07-03-2005, 01:15
Yukino was an assassin, she was there to meet her employer. But he was 15 minutes late...
C-anadia
07-03-2005, 01:41
for teh assasins guild. Therefore he was forced ot eat cheese with an evil witch, causing...
CthulhuFhtagn
07-03-2005, 04:28
for teh assasins guild. Therefore he was forced ot eat cheese with an evil witch, causing...
Bob to come back, yelling "CHEESE!" Bob proceeded to attack them, hungering for cheese.