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anyone want to help me tell a story? (meaning I'm bored out of my mind and would like some comedy or tearjerkers or some other emotion)

Would anyone like to start us off?

Give me a sec. I got a really long story!.

Give me a sec. I got a really long story!.
Hey hey hey! I said start a story, and let others finnish it. Don't write an entire story that can't be continued...

But if we let him/her/it do that, we can write a story about it!

A story about deception and deceit, and... Deceit and deception, with more twists than a party at Michael Jackson's house (don't ask).

I just wanted a sentence or a paragraph, not a full length story...

Once upon a time there was a guy named Bob. He liked cheese. So, he decided to go to the store to buy some cheese.

But, as he opened the front door, a series of rumbles assaulted his over-sized, gelatinous stomach...

A couple of days ago, I tackled a tree. The scabs are quite interesting.

The the dreded witch Helop (I like that name...) decided to replace all the cheese with bootleg copies of Ringu (the japanese version of the ring), so that no one in the town could get cheese...

A couple of days ago, I tackled a tree. The scabs are quite interesting.
I am not sure I should ask why...

But, but... You completely skipped the part about his stomach problems!

What did he do? Did he make it to the bathroom? Or did the unthinkable happen...?

I am not sure I should ask why...

I'm not sure you should either. :)

he made it to the bathroom, but when he got there...his toilet overflowed!!! (insert evil laugh here)

Did he get to flush *it* before it overflowed? We must know!

no he did not! and this was the evil witch's doing!

Was he sitting on the toilet when it overflowed, and if so, did it *soak* him?

You miss too many important details! Sickening yes, but still important nonetheless!

muwahahahahahaha!

when he tried to flush the toilet, it cloged and over flowed onto the streets, causing a horrible smell to be set loose for miles...
The evil witch appeared
"Play me the greatest song in the world!" She demanded
He looked at her in horror and replied shakingly...
"You're quoting Tenasious (my god, how do you spell that?) D!! How dare you foul wretch!" He then pulled out his trusty tamborine and began to play...

A couple of days ago, I tackled a tree. The scabs are quite interesting.

I did that once. It was quite amusing...for everyone else. Me, not so much.

A couple of days ago, I tackled a tree. The scabs are quite interesting.
Which one of you ended up in the half-nelson?
...AND what shapes were those scabs in? Whistler's Mother? Elvis? A mandelbrot set fractal design? ALL OF THE ABOVE??
:boggle:

Which one of you ended up in the half-nelson?
...AND what shapes were those scabs in? Whistler's Mother? Elvis? A mandelbrot set fractal design? ALL OF THE ABOVE??
:boggle:

They are an exact replica of a topographical map of New Hampshire.

Oh, and I think I have to give the victory to the tree. :(

when he tried to flush the toilet, it cloged and over flowed onto the streets, causing a horrible smell to be set loose for miles...
The evil witch appeared
"Play me the greatest song in the world!" She demanded
He looked at her in horror and replied shakingly...
"You're quoting Tenasious (my god, how do you spell that?) D!! How dare you foul wretch!" He then pulled out his trusty tamborine and began to play...
Unfortunately, some kind of fluid had gotten on the little clashers and axles for them on the tambourine, which kept most of the sustain out of the instrument, only leaving a series of blunt, scratchy percussive sounds that reminded one of the sound of someone trying to remain conspicuous about how much change they had while traipsing past a panhandler on the street.
That only left our protagonist to attempt to hum the "harder" parts of Tenacious D's tune, which turned out to be an undertaking of dexterity that he simply hadn't the faculty for. This, of course, bemused the witch.

They are an exact replica of a topographical map of New Hampshire.

Oh, and I think I have to give the victory to the tree. :(
So do you think there's some kind of political message out of your platelets (red state/blue state)?
BTW .... REMATCH?

But as the witch laughed at the poor obese man, the cheese worked its terrible alchemy! He projectile vomited all over the witch, and vomit is at least partially water, he thought. But would it work?

No. It didn't. The witch, annoyed by this, cast Power Word, Blind. Now poor Bob was blind.

Bob, being blind, wondered how he would be able to tell the difference between good and bad cheese, as bad cheese made hime throw up. He set off to improve his sence of smell, while the angry witch brought the little girl from Ringu to life, killing everyone eccept Bob, who was uable to watch the cursed vidio. Bob then wondered where he would get sheese, as he was blind, and unable to make cheese himself.

The end.

(you forgot the fact the witch watched the video too...)

*NEW STORY!!!*

A girl walked along the path to a cliff, her name was Yukino. She was there to meet someone. She told people it was a friend, but everyone knew that was a lie. She sighed, then sat down...

Yukino was an assassin, she was there to meet her employer. But he was 15 minutes late...

for teh assasins guild. Therefore he was forced ot eat cheese with an evil witch, causing...

for teh assasins guild. Therefore he was forced ot eat cheese with an evil witch, causing...
Bob to come back, yelling "CHEESE!" Bob proceeded to attack them, hungering for cheese.