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Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

Jamil
05-03-2005, 16:53
I find it's kind of cute although the song is a little wierd.

Sorry -- I love the movie as well, and think it's hilarious -- but albinoblacksheep links are verboten because some NSers have reported viruses from that site. It is easy enough, though, for interested readers of this thread to find alternate links in a search. :) Be advised, the tune is catchy enough you may find yourself singing the chorus unintentionally....
Swimmingpool
05-03-2005, 16:57
seen it
Oksana
05-03-2005, 16:59
I don't know if you have had sex, Jamil, but don't. It's like a drug, and not always as good it's made out to be. :rolleyes:
Jamil
05-03-2005, 16:59
I don't know if you have had sex, Jamil, but don't. It's like a drug, and not always as good it's made out to be. :rolleyes:
lol, I'm not having sex for a while. Until I'm married that is.
Pattymack
05-03-2005, 17:02
Yeah, thats kinda entertaining, but i find stimulating political discussions much more interesting.
Lascivious Maximus
05-03-2005, 17:02
lol, I'm not having sex for a while. Until I'm married that is.
*gets down on one knee*

Jamil, love of my life, will you marry me? :D
Jamil
05-03-2005, 17:04
*gets down on one knee*

Jamil, love of my life, will you marry me? :D
Thanks for the offer but nah :p
Lascivious Maximus
05-03-2005, 17:05
Thanks for the offer but nah :p
Could you have tried that with just a smidgen more diplomacy? Or at least given me a kiss or something? :(
Legless Pirates
05-03-2005, 17:05
Could you have tried that with just a smidgen more diplomacy? Or at least given me a kiss or something? :(
Bwahahaha. Pwned!
Jamil
05-03-2005, 17:07
Could you have tried that with just a smidgen more diplomacy? Or at least given me a kiss or something? :(

Nah.
Squirrel Nuts
05-03-2005, 17:09
I've seen that video before but I don't have more sex than you Jamil so don't worry. I don't have any ever. Because I'm a loser and no one wants this.
Jamil
05-03-2005, 17:10
I've seen that video before but I don't have more sex than you Jamil so don't worry. I don't have any ever. Because I'm a loser and no one wants this.

Don't be such a downer, you fruit! :fluffle:
Squirrel Nuts
05-03-2005, 17:15
You don't be a downer! And I am not a fruit! I am a respectable human being.
Nation of Fortune
05-03-2005, 17:15
I find it's kind of cute although the song is a little wierd.
You might want to check this out http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=399139&highlight=albinoblacksheep
Super-power
05-03-2005, 17:23
Everyone else has had more sex than me! After all I'm not 18 for crying out loud :rolleyes:
Squirrel Nuts
05-03-2005, 17:27
Everyone else has had more sex than me! After all I'm not 18 for crying out loud :rolleyes:

haha i just turned 19 a few weeks ago. so far i'm having just as much sex as i did when i was 18. which is none.
Sdaeriji
05-03-2005, 17:27
Nah.

I approve!
Dakini
05-03-2005, 17:32
Does anyone else get the feeling that if that bunny stopped crying about how he doesn't get laid very much stopped crying about it and hit on some girl bunny, he would get laid more often?
Lascivious Maximus
05-03-2005, 17:43
Did I miss something? Is there a reason for this cruelty? :confused:
Sdaeriji
05-03-2005, 17:46
Did I miss something? Is there a reason for this cruelty? :confused:

Well I'm a jerk, so I was amused with the way she casually dismissed you. It's nothing against you, buddy, it's just that I find humor in things like that.
Lascivious Maximus
05-03-2005, 18:02
Well I'm a jerk, so I was amused with the way she casually dismissed you. It's nothing against you, buddy, it's just that I find humor in things like that.
Oh, ok...

I just thought that she would get the joke and have a little fun with it... I guess not! Meh... oh well. :rolleyes:
Oksana
05-03-2005, 18:04
There's no need to make LM feel bad though. Jamil said she didn't want to have sex with anyone.
Squirrel Nuts
05-03-2005, 18:42
jamil, you could try having sex with an ugly fat girl. they don't have high standards.
Legless Pirates
05-03-2005, 18:43
jamil, you could try having sex with an ugly fat girl. they don't have high standards.
But they'll have to be gay
Squirrel Nuts
05-03-2005, 18:45
But they'll have to be gay

fat girls are easily persuaded. or you just find a sad fat guy. works pretty much the same.
New Foxxinnia
05-03-2005, 19:37
This is extremely old but I'll post it anyways 'cause I love the song.
http://www.madman.com.au/tism/bunny/

EDIT:
Here's a sig I use to have on this video
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v194/Foxxinnia/rabbitsignet.jpg
Oksana
05-03-2005, 19:40
That is just wrong to have sex with someone whose fat or ugly just because you know they will. I personally like to know the person, and I like to be able to look at them without the bag over their head. :rolleyes:
Legless Pirates
05-03-2005, 19:44
But what if you're horny and drunk...?
Oksana
05-03-2005, 19:47
Horny and drunk is different. Are you implying that I'm fat and ugly? :(
The White Hats
05-03-2005, 19:49
Horny and drunk is different. <snip>
Because you no longer need the bag?
Legless Pirates
05-03-2005, 19:51
Horny and drunk is different. Are you implying that I'm fat and ugly? :(
No :fluffle: <- see? no bag :p
Oksana
05-03-2005, 19:51
Umm... it just is. You do a lot of OOC things when you're drunk.
Oksana
05-03-2005, 19:57
:fluffle: to LP. I just thought you might have meamt that since you were drunk that night.

Originally posted by Oksana
Umm... it just is. You do a lot of OOC things when you're drunk.
Dementedus_Yammus
05-03-2005, 20:21
i noticed that a mod snipped the original link because it lead to albinoblacksheep.

there is a copy of that clip on ebaumsworld. do you mind if i post a link here?
Legless Pirates
05-03-2005, 20:32
i noticed that a mod snipped the original link because it lead to albinoblacksheep.

there is a copy of that clip on ebaumsworld. do you mind if i post a link here?
ebaumsworld is off limits too
New Sancrosanctia
05-03-2005, 20:46
Does anyone else get the feeling that if that bunny stopped crying about how he doesn't get laid very much stopped crying about it and hit on some girl bunny, he would get laid more often?
damn straight, that bunny is quite the catch.
New Foxxinnia
06-03-2005, 02:41
i noticed that a mod snipped the original link because it lead to albinoblacksheep.

there is a copy of that clip on ebaumsworld. do you mind if i post a link here?That post would have made sense if I had not already posted another link to it.
Randomea
06-03-2005, 02:46
But they'll have to be gay
Never heard of 'LUG's?
Lesbian Until Graduation.

Just doesn't apply to me...straightn through and through, which is a little tricky with the extreme shortage of men under 25 in the area. (26 being the age of the Physics teacher)
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 02:48
Never heard of 'LUG's?
Lesbian Until Graduation.

Just doesn't apply to me...straightn through and through, which is a little tricky with the extreme shortage of men under 25 in the area. (26 being the age of the Physics teacher)
Maybe you'll just have to lower your standards? :p
Randomea
06-03-2005, 03:15
Huh?
He's engaged.....
Anyway, my friend just got kicked out of English for confessing to the teacher she has feelings... :headbang:
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 03:16
Huh?
He's engaged.....
Anyway, my friend just got kicked out of English for confessing to the teacher she has feelings... :headbang:
ewwww...


... feelings :(
Dementedus_Yammus
06-03-2005, 03:23
That post would have made sense if I had not already posted another link to it.

must have missed that
The Plutonian Empire
06-03-2005, 03:47
I think I'll end up having the same fate as that rabbit... :D
Sventria
06-03-2005, 03:49
tism are shit... ;)
Harlesburg
06-03-2005, 12:01
Could you have tried that with just a smidgen more diplomacy? Or at least given me a kiss or something? :(
Ah Ha so thats why your so sad. :(

Oh well have some Coco or should that be Coca..................-so hard to tell. :confused:
Spaam
06-03-2005, 12:43
Never heard of 'LUG's?
Lesbian Until Graduation.

Just doesn't apply to me...straightn through and through, which is a little tricky with the extreme shortage of men under 25 in the area. (26 being the age of the Physics teacher)
If I was near you I'd offer myself :D

And everyone has had more sex that me too... oh wait... no they haven't ;)
Shaed
06-03-2005, 12:56
I think I'll end up having the same fate as that rabbit... :D

To dance around singing about spider sex?

...

And cheezus* TPE, you're not unattractive OR stupid OR annoying. The sex will come eventually (the trick is to go offline on NS occasionally to meet real people :p)
(or to cyber, although you'll want to remember that the mods can read your TGs... O.O)

*don't blame me, I have a friend who once pronounced 'jeez' sort of like 'cheez'. And I shall mock her for it until the end of time ^.^
The Plutonian Empire
06-03-2005, 14:05
To dance around singing about spider sex?

...

And cheezus* TPE, you're not unattractive OR stupid OR annoying. The sex will come eventually (the trick is to go offline on NS occasionally to meet real people :p)
(or to cyber, although you'll want to remember that the mods can read your TGs... O.O)

*don't blame me, I have a friend who once pronounced 'jeez' sort of like 'cheez'. And I shall mock her for it until the end of time ^.^
I don't think the mods would read cybering TG's. Telegrams are not posted public, so there would be no need to peer into one's cyber-sexlife unless the person posed a grave threat to the forum or something.

EDIT: And no, I did not mean that my fate would be dancing around singing that song.
Mt-Tau
06-03-2005, 14:15
I don't know if you have had sex, Jamil, but don't. It's like a drug, and not always as good it's made out to be. :rolleyes:


I call bullshit.
Naryna
06-03-2005, 14:19
You do a lot of OOC things when you're drunk.

That made my week.... thankyou!
Oksana
06-03-2005, 15:35
Originally posted by Naryna
That made my week.... thankyou!

Whatever I can do to help. :)


Originally posted by Mt. Tau
I call bullshit.

I have had some very good experiences and some bad experiences. I have never been with a guy who lets me do what I want to do or who has taught me anything. I'm just saying she should wait. She doesn't want to be disappointed now.
Randomea
06-03-2005, 18:49
If I was near you I'd offer myself :D

And everyone has had more sex that me too... oh wait... no they haven't ;)

where are you again? :p I'm not sure where my host family are taking me for spring break ;)
Jamil
06-03-2005, 21:28
I don't think the mods would read cybering TG's. Telegrams are not posted public, so there would be no need to peer into one's cyber-sexlife unless the person posed a grave threat to the forum or something.

EDIT: And no, I did not mean that my fate would be dancing around singing that song.

Ew, cybering is just wierd...
Oksana
06-03-2005, 21:30
Cyber-sex is dumb. There is no point to sex if you can't touch. :rolleyes:
The Plutonian Empire
07-03-2005, 00:59
Cyber-sex is dumb. There is no point to sex if you can't touch. :rolleyes:
Agreed... about the latter, anyway. Never done the former, yet, so there's no way for me to tell wether it's dumb or not.
Spaam
07-03-2005, 10:26
Actually cybering has its benefits, if you know how to do it properly. It was actually a very common practice in the old days of General. But nowadays there are very few who can do it well enough... at least for my standards :p
Keruvalia
07-03-2005, 12:13
I dunno about all that, but I do think it would be hilarious if the number of times you've had sex were blazed across your chest in burgundy letters.
Preebles
07-03-2005, 12:16
I obviously stepped in at the wrong moment. :confused: :p :D
Legless Pirates
07-03-2005, 12:18
I dunno about all that, but I do think it would be hilarious if the number of times you've had sex were blazed across your chest in burgundy letters.
That would be so cruel

:eek:

I just imagined my grandpa being buried with a big number on his chest :(
Spaam
07-03-2005, 12:23
I dunno... I think it would be cool if my dad was buried with the number 7 on his back... my favourite number and all that :D
Jester III
07-03-2005, 12:51
I have had some very good experiences and some bad experiences. I have never been with a guy who lets me do what I want to do or who has taught me anything.
But that isnt a general problem with sex, its your personal for choosing the wrong guys a/o not being outspoken enough about about your wishes. Just tell them its your way or no way and see them squirm. ;)