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Has anybody ever asked you that after you farted? Why? It's a really dumb question. Usually when somebody asks me that, I say, "Why the fuck do you care? It didn't smell like that when I ate it!"

Some people are very odd.

I usually say: "You should go see a doctor about that"

dunno what i ate last night but i was doing the worst farts. interestingly nobody asked me 'what have you eaten', but thats largely cos they didn't care too much.

Has anybody ever asked you that after you farted? Why? It's a really dumb question. Usually when somebody asks me that, I say, "Why the fuck do you care? It didn't smell like that when I ate it!"

Some people are very odd.

I would hope it didnt smell like that. But its a natural respose because you could have been eating, oh I dont know, beans and cabbage. Then naturally when you rip one in the car the person you're with would question why you ate food that would give you terrible flatuence when you knew you'd be in a confined space with another person later. Then of course the answer would be you're a sick fuck for giving yourself gas to torment other people.

I usually blame the snow frogs.

Has anybody ever asked you that after you farted? Why? It's a really dumb question. Usually when somebody asks me that, I say, "Why the fuck do you care? It didn't smell like that when I ate it!"

Some people are very odd.
You could always reply 'Your Mama!' and when they laugh, say: 'No, really. I've have been performing oral pleasure on your mother. Really.' And look very honest when they say that.

I would hope it didnt smell like that. But its a natural respose because you could have been eating, oh I dont know, beans and cabbage. Then naturally when you rip one in the car the person you're with would question why you ate food that would give you terrible flatuence when you knew you'd be in a confined space with another person later. Then of course the answer would be you're a sick fuck for giving yourself gas to torment other people.

Exactly. We shouldn't need to explore my psyche every time I have a bad gas day. There's a perfectly logical reason why most monday nights when I hang out with the guys I'm usually gassier than usual. It's because I prepare in advance. :D

boiled eggs can make some raunchy farts!!

I've heard more people say "What crawled up in you and died" than what have you been eating.

Sorry my pants aren't air-tight.

We have 5 dogs just so we can be assured that at least one of them will be around to take the blame. We then make some remark about their nutritional, high-fiber food causing toxic air pollution.