Adventures In Medium Pimpin'
Piquantrax
05-03-2005, 04:40
Tonight, was to say the least, a loss. I, Piquantrax, went out with some friends in search of some good ass. Even with good cologne, good looks, and loud music in a brand new car; no pimpin was attained. Even though we only went to one bar, we still did not pimp it. Now, I am sure I have game so blaming a lack of it would be wrong. Plus, here in Puerto Rico my blonde hair and blue eyes makes the ladies adore me.
SO, who else has had an evening of medium pimpin' that they would like to share about?
Threads aren't the only things you kill :D
Greater Valia
05-03-2005, 04:42
I'm too awkward to even talk to girls...
Piquantrax
05-03-2005, 04:42
Threads aren't the only things you kill :D
In my current state of mind, I cannot determine if that is a compliment or a dis, kindly help me and my inebriated self out.
In my current state of mind, I cannot determine if that is a compliment or a dis, kindly help me and my inebriated self out.
A joke. Not a compliment, swaying more toward a dis, but all in good humor.
Piquantrax
05-03-2005, 04:44
A joke. Not a compliment, swaying more toward a dis, but all in good humor.
Ok, it's all good then. Would you like to see a pic of me as to determine whether or not my pimp game is up to par?
Dresophila Prime
05-03-2005, 06:49
http://artpad.art.com/?icv6sz5q04k :cool:
Harlesburg
05-03-2005, 07:16
Well id say your an arsehole so maybe thats why your Pimping failed but then thats one of the secrets to being a Pimp so maybe you didnt slap the Biatches hard enough? ;)
Piquantrax
05-03-2005, 18:20
PERHAPS, but really, its all bout chokin da bitches, slappin them is too cliche.
Squirrel Nuts
05-03-2005, 18:36
perhaps you failed because the girls at the bar had enough of brains to realize this whole pimp thing is gay shit and just made fun of you amongst themselves the whole time. it's certainly how my female friends and i feel.
Haken Rider
05-03-2005, 23:27
perhaps you failed because the girls at the bar had enough of brains to realize this whole pimp thing is gay shit and just made fun of you amongst themselves the whole time. it's certainly how my female friends and i feel.
So, how you doing?
Sharazar
05-03-2005, 23:30
So, how you doing?
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. :D
Piquantrax
06-03-2005, 18:03
Man, I don't know about you guys, but I had the best night last night
If you show a picture, I'll tell you if your game. :rolleyes:
Haken Rider
06-03-2005, 18:18
This day is better then yesterday... I can't even remember yesterday.
What in the hell are you talking about Haken?
Haken Rider
06-03-2005, 18:59
He said how his night was, I said how my day was. :)
I got it now. If you can't remember yesterday might that be a good thing?
http://artpad.art.com/?icv6sz5q04k :cool:
that, my friend, is a masterpiece.
and to the pimp, there's always chloroformed rags :eek:
Haken Rider
06-03-2005, 19:14
I got it now. If you can't remember yesterday might that be a good thing?
Nah, yesterday just wasn't interesting.
Why does your location say Africa in paranthesis? All I have to say about your uninteresting day is that's what music and booze is for.
Haken Rider
06-03-2005, 19:27
Why does your location say Africa in paranthesis? All I have to say about your uninteresting day is that's what music and booze is for.
as in: nation (continent)
But Belgium isn't in Africa?
Haken Rider
06-03-2005, 19:41
But Belgium isn't in Africa?
;)
Oh, okay. I'm not going to try to figure this one out because I'm too dumb to.
Haken Rider
06-03-2005, 19:52
Back to my original one I go then.
Well, duh! Why would you put them together? That's stupid!