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First Annual Posties

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Kervoskia
05-03-2005, 04:07
The First Annual Posties( short for poster awards) are here. I thought this would be a way to honor this years outstanding posters. Here are the categories:

Grand Prix
Golden Poster
Silver Poster
Bronze Poster
Achievement Award (most recognized)
Best Newbie
Wittiest Poster
Funniest Poster
Thread Killer
Most Egotistical
NEW!- Best Spin Doctoring

Here you can post nominess, I want to move this along so nominations will end 10th of March

Rules:
You cannot vote for yourself
Colodia
05-03-2005, 04:44
I cannot vote for myself but I can damn well make sure that people remember that I exist before they forget me!
Neo-Anarchists
05-03-2005, 04:47
I cannot vote for myself but I can damn well make sure that people remember that I exist before they forget me!
Huh? Who posted that?
:confused:
Piquantrax
05-03-2005, 04:52
For the top three:
1. FairyTInkArsen
2. Neo-Anarchists
3. The Imperial Navy


And I know you said no self nominations, but due to the fact that I would like to add an award.

The Thread Killer Award: Awarded to the poster who seems to have the final post on most topics.

I nominate myself, considering 11 out of the 50 threads I have posted in have ended with me.
Branin
05-03-2005, 05:28
I WILL HEREBY BE NOMINATED FOR NOTHING
*pridicts future*
Colodia
05-03-2005, 05:30
I WILL HEREBY BE NOMINATED FOR NOTHING
*pridicts future*
Bullshit, I nominate you for the Most Likely To Win This Nomination Award.
Super-power
05-03-2005, 05:39
I nominate the following for funniest poster:

Lunatic Goofballs
Jesussaves
Colodia
Greater Valia
05-03-2005, 05:43
I nominate the many incantations of michaeljackson for best poster.
Klonor
05-03-2005, 06:31
I think it's safe to say that nobody has inspired more imitation and knock-off threads than me, the One and Only Klonor.

There were the "Ask a....." threads that were actually banned by the Mods, the "I'm gonna XXXXX a virgin" threads which should have been banned by the Mods, and the dozens of Alliances in the RP sections (But those were a long time ago).

So, everybody vote for me!
Kervoskia
05-03-2005, 21:02
For the top three:
1. FairyTInkArsen
2. Neo-Anarchists
3. The Imperial Navy

Noted
Lunatic Goofballs
Jesussaves
Colodia
Noted
Potaria
05-03-2005, 21:06
Heh, I always get screwed in these things.
Monotonous
05-03-2005, 21:08
:eek:
Jordaxia
05-03-2005, 21:10
Since there's no "most egotistical" I can't win anything. Damn you all, conspirators.
Kervoskia
05-03-2005, 21:15
Since there's no "most egotistical" I can't win anything. Damn you all, conspirators.
I added that category. I nominate you.
Potaria
05-03-2005, 21:17
I've gotta get something.

I made the "Vinyl Records" thread, for crying out loud!

:D
Jordaxia
05-03-2005, 21:17
I suspected that you might. Who wouldn't, in my presence? Your nomination was more of a formality. My victory is inevitable.


(too far? Maybe.)
Potaria
05-03-2005, 21:18
I suspected that you might. Who wouldn't, in my presence? Your nomination was more of a formality. My victory is inevitable.


(too far? Maybe.)


You wanker :D.
Kervoskia
05-03-2005, 21:27
I could add that category, but thats going too far. I could nominate you for the Bronze Poster if you wanted, Potaria.
Potaria
05-03-2005, 21:29
Do whatever, because I won't win anything anyway. I'm destined to fail.

Woohoo!
Kervoskia
05-03-2005, 21:38
Not many people are replying so you have a chance.
CthulhuFhtagn
05-03-2005, 21:42
I'll nominate you, Potaria, if you nominate me.
Zooke
05-03-2005, 21:50
After the winners are announced will we all clink glasses and give post toasties?
Lascivious Maximus
05-03-2005, 21:51
How about the most lascivious poster? I think I know someone who might fare well in that category? :D
Monotonous
05-03-2005, 21:51
Mmm, toasties.
Jordaxia
05-03-2005, 21:53
How about the most lascivious poster? I think I know someone who might fare well in that category? :D


I think you and I might be thinking of the same person. For this category, I nominate "Cannot think of a name"


(heehee.)



(that was who you were thinking of. Right?)
Potaria
05-03-2005, 21:55
I'll nominate you, Potaria, if you nominate me.


Nominate you for what?
South Osettia
05-03-2005, 22:10
I want a prize! I suppose it'd have to best newbie...what's that, I can't vote for myself!?! Well that's a buggerance... :rolleyes:
Lascivious Maximus
05-03-2005, 22:18
I think you and I might be thinking of the same person. For this category, I nominate "Cannot think of a name"


(heehee.)



(that was who you were thinking of. Right?)
How did you know! It's like you read my mind!!! :eek:
Jordaxia
05-03-2005, 22:20
How did you know! It's like you read my mind!!! :eek:


That's the last thing I did. Put any thoughts of my immense psychic powers out of your head. I'd do it myself, but I don't have any. Get it? So sayeth me.
New Granada
05-03-2005, 22:21
I nominate myself on the grounds of egotism.

Seriously.
Lascivious Maximus
05-03-2005, 22:22
That's the last thing I did. Put any thoughts of my immense psychic powers out of your head. I'd do it myself, but I don't have any. Get it? So sayeth me.
Hmm.. thats odd... I wonder how that happened then

*rubs head, feeling for the first time the odd raised ridges of the barcode tattooed on the back of his neck...*

Wait a minute here... what the heck is this? :confused:
Cannot think of a name
05-03-2005, 22:23
I think you and I might be thinking of the same person. For this category, I nominate "Cannot think of a name"


(heehee.)



(that was who you were thinking of. Right?)
(original text removed)Move along, nothing to see here.....
(I'm a dumbass....)

EDIT: Ever 'get' a joke waaaaaay to late, after you've made an ass of yourself? Kinda makes you wanna crawl in a hole......move over, rabbit...
Jordaxia
05-03-2005, 22:23
I nominate myself on the grounds of egotism.

Seriously.


I CREATED the egotism category! You can't top me... it's a wasted effort. You shouldn't even try it. You'll only embarass yourself.
Kervoskia
05-03-2005, 22:24
I already nominated Jordaxia for most egotistical.
Kervoskia
05-03-2005, 22:34
here are my nominations
Grand Prix- Neo-Anarchists
Golden Poster- FairyTink
Silver Poster- Drunken Commies
Bronze Poster- Potaria
Achievement Award (most recognized)- Cannot think of a name
Funniest Poster- [N3]Commando?
Most Egotistical- Jordaxia
Potaria
05-03-2005, 22:36
I nominate JesusSaves for Funniest Poster!
Colodia
05-03-2005, 22:41
I'm sorry, but someone who claims to be the future world dictator deserves that ego award.
Kervoskia
05-03-2005, 22:43
I'm sorry, but someone who claims to be the future world dictator deserves that ego award.
Who might that be?
Jordaxia
05-03-2005, 22:44
Who might that be?

Colodia. But he's second best compared to me. After all. I already am the multiversal Emperor. Claiming to be a mere world dictator isn't all that special.
New Granada
05-03-2005, 22:46
I'm sorry, but someone who claims to be the future world dictator deserves that ego award.


That someone though wants to change their name.

Anxiety about *one's own name* is contrary to the great virtues of egomania.

A real egotist loves themself completely.

I am better than you, my name is probably the best thing that anyone has been called since "Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill."

I wouldnt change one jot or tittle of my being.
Colodia
05-03-2005, 22:57
Colodia. But he's second best compared to me. After all. I already am the multiversal Emperor. Claiming to be a mere world dictator isn't all that special.
I can puff up my ego in a second, you take forever just to be comfortable in your enviornment.
Jordaxia
05-03-2005, 23:02
I can puff up my ego in a second, you take forever just to be comfortable in your enviornment.

*waves hands*
Your computer is on FIRE!
That'll learn you.

Now, as an actual response, I'm so egotistical that I don't need to respond to your pathetic posturing. I just am perfection. proof is irrelevant. Also. Who came to who for a picture? You needed ME!

Ahahahaha!
Colodia
05-03-2005, 23:03
Who bowed down to my demands to paint my portrait? 'twas you, little Joradxia, Keeper of MSPaint Program.
Kervoskia
05-03-2005, 23:03
*waves hands*
Your computer is on FIRE!
That'll learn you.

Now, as an actual response, I'm so egotistical that I don't need to respond to your pathetic posturing. I just am perfection. proof is irrelevant. Also. Who came to who for a picture? You needed ME!

Ahahahaha!
..thats why I nominated you. Are you a narccisis(sp?) as well?
New Granada
05-03-2005, 23:06
*waves hands*
Your computer is on FIRE!
That'll learn you.

Now, as an actual response, I'm so egotistical that I don't need to respond to your pathetic posturing. I just am perfection. proof is irrelevant. Also. Who came to who for a picture? You needed ME!

Ahahahaha!


I'd forgotten that cry-for-attention thread you started trying to hawk your 'artwork' at people.
Jordaxia
05-03-2005, 23:07
Who bowed down to my demands to paint my portrait? 'twas you, little Joradxia, Keeper of MSPaint Program.

No, it was a favour, like the don gives an obedient henchman. I have chosen you as governor of Earth whilst my eye doth dwell on conquests anew. Being multiversal Emperor, my eye has to look very far east to find land which is not my dominion.

But you are too ignorant to appreciate my schemes, so it pleased me to leave you ignorant. Do not overestimate your role in the grand scheme. Redundant pieces often find themselves removed from the machine.
Colodia
05-03-2005, 23:08
No, it was a favour, like the don gives an obedient henchman. I have chosen you as governor of Earth whilst my eye doth dwell on conquests anew. Being multiversal Emperor, my eye has to look very far east to find land which is not my dominion.

But you are too ignorant to appreciate my schemes, so it pleased me to leave you ignorant. Do not overestimate your role in the grand scheme. Redundant pieces often find themselves removed from the machine.
Silly ignorant one, I AM the machine!
Jordaxia
05-03-2005, 23:19
Silly ignorant one, I AM the machine!

That only goes to prove how you percieve yourself according to my plans. Also, funny how you refer to yourself as the machine, recognising that you are not the master, but rather the tool. I believe that says enough.
Tonissia
05-03-2005, 23:25
Grand Prix Myrth
Golden Poster Myrth
Silver Poster Myrth
Bronze Poster Myrth
Achievement Award Myrth
Best Newbie Myrth :confused:
Wittiest Poster Myrth
Funniest Poster myrth
Thread Killer Myrth
Most Egotistical Myrth
Colodia
05-03-2005, 23:41
That only goes to prove how you percieve yourself according to my plans. Also, funny how you refer to yourself as the machine, recognising that you are not the master, but rather the tool. I believe that says enough.
Never played MGS2, have you?

I won't ruin the ending. It's complicated enough as is.
Kervoskia
06-03-2005, 00:12
Grand Prix Myrth
Golden Poster Myrth
Silver Poster Myrth
Bronze Poster Myrth
Achievement Award Myrth
Best Newbie Myrth :confused:
Wittiest Poster Myrth
Funniest Poster myrth
Thread Killer Myrth
Most Egotistical Myrth
Noted
FairyTInkArisen
06-03-2005, 00:16
w00t! already nominated for two things! :cool:


(what's Grand Prix for though?)
CthulhuFhtagn
06-03-2005, 00:19
Colodia. But he's second best compared to me. After all. I already am the multiversal Emperor. Claiming to be a mere world dictator isn't all that special.
So? I'm a fricking GOD. All your award are belong to me.
Jordaxia
06-03-2005, 00:23
So? I'm a fricking GOD. All your award are belong to me.

ANYONE can be a God. There's only one multiversal Emperor, though, and that's me. Gods are commonplace, and can be killed. I'm a true immortal. (Besides. I'm above a God. I'm a Titan, without the whole "imprisoned in Tartaros" inconvenience.)
FairyTInkArisen
06-03-2005, 00:24
ANYONE can be a God. There's only one multiversal Emperor, though, and that's me. Gods are commonplace, and can be killed. I'm a true immortal. (Besides. I'm above a God. I'm a Titan, without the whole "imprisoned in Tartaros" inconvenience.)
sure you are darlin' *pats head*
CthulhuFhtagn
06-03-2005, 00:24
ANYONE can be a God. There's only one multiversal Emperor, though, and that's me. Gods are commonplace, and can be killed. I'm a true immortal. (Besides. I'm above a God. I'm a Titan, without the whole "imprisoned in Tartaros" inconvenience.)
Titans are weak. They only have what? 20-odd Hit Dice?
Jordaxia
06-03-2005, 00:27
sure you are darlin' *pats head*

You get to, for being from the North. Nobody else!

And I don't correspond to the whim of some dice! that's for fools, and those bound by reality. (I'm getting tired now. Just give me the award so I can go back to teasing the cat.)
Kervoskia
06-03-2005, 00:29
w00t! already nominated for two things! :cool:


(what's Grand Prix for though?)
Grand Prix, is grand prize the highest honor I could think of. Would you care to nominate anybody?
FairyTInkArisen
06-03-2005, 00:39
Grand Prix, is grand prize the highest honor I could think of. Would you care to nominate anybody?
and I got nominated for that?! thanks Piquantrix! :fluffle:


I can't pick just one person so I won't
Kervoskia
06-03-2005, 00:56
Here is how it now stands

Grand Prix
FairtTInkArsen-2
Neo Anarchists-1
Kanabia-1
Sinuhue-1
Keruvalia-1
Myrth-1
Shaed-1
TRA/MKULTRA-1
Golden Poster
Roach-Busters-1
Kanabia-1
Shaed-1
Pure Metal-1
TRA/MKULTRA-1
Neo Anarchists-1
FairyTInkArsen-1
Myrth-1
Legless Pirate-1
Silver
Preebles-1
The Imperial Navy-1
Drunken Commies-1
Myrth-1
Keruvalia-1
TRA/MKULTRA-1
Bronze
Potaria-1
Pure Metal-1
Myrth-1
TRA/MKULTRA-1
Achievement Award
Myrth-1
Cannot think of a name-1
TRA/MKULTRA-1
Best Newbie
Myrth-2
South Osettia-1
Wittiest
Myrth-1
Swimmingpool-1
TRA/MKULTRA-1
Funniest
FairyTInkArsen-1
Neo-Anarchists-1
Lunatic Goofballs-2
Jesussaves-3
Colodia-1
Myrth-1
Thread Killer
TRA/MKULTRA-1
Myrth-1
Piquantrix-1
Egotistical
Jordaxia-1
Colodia-1
CthulhuFhtagn-1
TRA/MKULTRA-1

Keep on nominating
New Granada
06-03-2005, 01:13
I nominate Lunatic goofballs as the funniest...

and... myrth as the newbie

and... TRA/MKULTRA for everything else.
Takuma
06-03-2005, 01:21
Can I possible nominate myself for "Nest Newbie"? Will anyone vote for me? ;)
Takuma
06-03-2005, 01:23
Oh, and I'm also a thread killer!
Silver-Wings
06-03-2005, 01:29
I haven't got a cat in hell's chance of winning any award, have I?

Bugger...
Legless Pirates
06-03-2005, 01:31
I nominate myself for Bronze Poster
Silver-Wings
06-03-2005, 02:03
If there is an award for bullshitter of 2005, I'll nominate Commando3!!!

My award shelf is going to be very empty...I know, I'll put my TV on it!
CthulhuFhtagn
06-03-2005, 02:08
Egotistical
Jordaxia-1
Colodia-1

Hey! Someone nominate me damnit!
Stroudiztan
06-03-2005, 02:10
After the winners are announced will we all clink glasses and give post toasties?
Isn't that some kind of breakfast cereal?
Silver-Wings
06-03-2005, 02:11
For Egotistical:

CthulhuFhtagn

Only cause he wants someone to nominate him! Lol...
Kanabia
06-03-2005, 02:17
For Grand Prix, Golden Poster, Silver Poster, Bronze Poster.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Shaed, Legless Pirates, Keruvalia, Pure Metal, Sdaeriji, Lascivious Maximus...

Agh, that'll do.
Kervoskia
06-03-2005, 05:31
All nominees are noted. Please check the score board o page 4 to see whose ahead.
Kervoskia
06-03-2005, 05:33
For Grand Prix, Golden Poster, Silver Poster, Bronze Poster.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Shaed, Legless Pirates, Keruvalia, Pure Metal, Sdaeriji, Lascivious Maximus...

Agh, that'll do.
Who are you nominating for what?
CthulhuFhtagn
06-03-2005, 05:44
For Egotistical:

CthulhuFhtagn

Only cause he wants someone to nominate him! Lol...
See! One person has already bowed down to me! Soon, all of you will! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Preebles
06-03-2005, 05:44
*reminds everyone of her existence*

:D






:( Ok, that was sad. I'll have to think about my nominations...
Kervoskia
06-03-2005, 05:46
A new category has been added.
CthulhuFhtagn
06-03-2005, 05:47
*reminds everyone of her existence*

:D






:( Ok, that was sad. I'll have to think about my nominations...
If you vote for me for Most Egotistical, I'll nominate you for Golden Poster.
Preebles
06-03-2005, 05:58
Grand Prix - Sinuhue, Keruvalia
Golden Poster- Pure Metal
Silver Poster
Bronze Poster
Achievement Award (most recognized)
Best Newbie
Wittiest Poster
Funniest Poster- Neo-Anarchists. I want to lick Neo's eyeballs!
Thread Killer
Most Egotistical - CthulhuFhtagn has ALREADY been nominated, so I'm making a point of NOT nominating him. Muahahaha
NEW!- Best Spin Doctoring
Potaria
06-03-2005, 06:11
Grand Prix - Kanabia
Golden Poster - Shaed
Silver Poster - Preebles
Kervoskia
06-03-2005, 06:14
Noted
Preebles
06-03-2005, 06:15
Ooh, Potaria just reminded me. I'll nominate Kanabia for the Golden poster. :D Silly boy that he is.
Branin
06-03-2005, 06:17
Someone should keep an updated list of nominees.


Not it.
Sanctaphrax
06-03-2005, 06:18
:(Nobody ever remembers me:(
YOU'RE ALL BIASED AGAINST ME BECAUSE I'M JEWISH! *cries* [j/k]


Funniest: Nobody nominated TIN yet? I'll do that then.
Gold: Roach-Busters.


No other votes, I'd just like to point out my incredible post count, and all in six months or so. I deserve Gold Award at least:p
Potaria
06-03-2005, 06:18
Ooh, Potaria just reminded me. I'll nominate Kanabia for the Golden poster. :D Silly boy that he is.


He's an audiophile. That's enough to warrant the Grand Prix vote I gave him.
Kervoskia
06-03-2005, 06:19
I update them regularly on page 4
Potaria
06-03-2005, 06:19
That's odd.

Anyway, 300th Post. w00t, I guess.
Tanara
06-03-2005, 06:21
Did I see mention of Jordaxia going back to teasing the cat? OH that utterly disqualifies him from the ego award.

No one who is servant to a cat ( no matter how they disguise it as 'teasing' ) can have the ultimate ego on NS. It's just not possible. ( and as a servant to several cats I know where of I speak )

I'm not well enough known for any one to vote for me though.
Branin
06-03-2005, 06:21
Grand Prix, eh?

*points out that in the week before christmas his post count went up by at least 1,000*
Kervoskia
06-03-2005, 06:21
Congratulations.
Kervoskia
06-03-2005, 06:23
Grand Prix, eh?

*points out that in the week before christmas his post count went up by at least 1,000*
If you nominate someone, maybe they'll nominate you. This doesn't mean you win, it just means you'll be put on the ballot.
North American
06-03-2005, 06:28
How about A "That guy you love to hate" Catagory? Or just "Most Hated Poster". I nominate [NS]Commando3.
Kervoskia
06-03-2005, 06:30
How about A "That guy you love to hate" Catagory? Or just "Most Hated Poster".
That may cause some problems, but maybe next year.
CthulhuFhtagn
06-03-2005, 06:33
If you nominate someone, maybe they'll nominate you. This doesn't mean you win, it just means you'll be put on the ballot.
Nudge nudge. Branin. Just vote for me, and I nominate you.
Bitchkitten
06-03-2005, 06:38
Grand Prix The Plutonian Empire
Golden Poster Keruvalia
Silver Poster Eutrusca
Bronze Poster Vittos Ordination
Achievement Award Shaed
Best Newbie Bolol
Wittiest Poster Neo-Anarchist
Funniest Poster Lunatic Goofballs
Thread Killer ?
Most Egotistical Lascivious Maximus
Branin
06-03-2005, 06:41
Nudge nudge. Branin. Just vote for me, and I nominate you.
w00t, go however you spell that name of yours....
Sanctaphrax
06-03-2005, 07:00
More nominations from me.

Achievement Award: Aerou (picked up lots of awards)
Silver Award: MuhOre

Very hard to pick, so many more people I wanted to pick. I wanted to nominate Lasc, but didn't know in which category, ditto Shaed and Tinks.:(
MuhOre
06-03-2005, 07:00
I nominate Sanctaphrax for the Gold thingy... because

After all You can't spell Sancta without Santa... then again you can rearrange it to spell Satan as well!

OMG!~!~!!!! Sancta is the devil! :eek: *runs off*

..anyways i nominate sancta for the gold award as said.
Italian Korea
06-03-2005, 07:22
I nominate myself because nobody knows me even though they should. Maybe I'm the best n00b or something, i dunno! just pick me for stuff! it'd be cool to win some sort of award. I think that would be fun.

Vote for me and I'll make your wildest dreams come true.
Kanabia
06-03-2005, 10:32
Who are you nominating for what?

I nominated all of them for all of the above prizes. I can do that, can't I? I don't like to publically pick favourites.

Grand Prix - Kanabia

Ooh, Potaria just reminded me. I'll nominate Kanabia for the Golden poster. :D Silly boy that he is.


:fluffle:

I nominate Potaria and Preebles for Grand Prix, Gold, Silver and Bronze as well, because i'm rude and temporarily forgot them. :)
Preebles
06-03-2005, 10:35
I nominate Potaria and Preebles for Grand Prix, Gold, Silver and Bronze as well, because i'm rude and temporarily forgot them.

I'll forgive you. Just barely. ;) :D
Kanabia
06-03-2005, 10:38
I'll forgive you. Just barely. ;) :D
Yay! :D
South Osettia
06-03-2005, 10:53
Maybe I'm the best n00b or something, i dunno!

Is that oxymoronic...or just moronic? :confused: ;)
Monkeypimp
06-03-2005, 11:00
Grand Prix:

Golden Poster: The Imperial Navy.

Silver Poster: Legless Pirates

Bronze Poster: Bottle

Achievement Award (most recognized): Lunatic Goofballs.

Best Newbie: I barely recognise anyone who hasn't done at least 8 months and/or 2000 posts. Actually, I barely recognise half the people who have. I'm really bad at filling out these awards things.

Wittiest Poster:

Funniest Poster: LG, but only in story telling mode.

Thread Killer: VoteEarly

Most Egotistical:

NEW!- Best Spin Doctoring: No one who does it is very good at it.


I might edit it later when I think of more.
The Plutonian Empire
06-03-2005, 11:08
Grand Prix: Bitchkitten
Golden Poster: Eutrusca
Silver Poster: Myrth
Bronze Poster: Kanabia
Achievement Award (most recognized): Myrth
Best Newbie: Oksana
Wittiest Poster: Neo-Anarchists
Funniest Poster: Neo-Anarchists
Thread Killer:
Most Egotistical:
Best Spin Doctoring:

=================================

How about adding "Most megalomaniacal"? I'd definitely fit in there... :D
Kervoskia
06-03-2005, 16:41
All nominations have been noted and I'll update the list as soon as I have some time.
Kervoskia
06-03-2005, 17:37
Grand Prix
Nicolo Medici-1
Bodies Without Organs-1
Potaria-1
Preebles-1
Plutonian Empire-1
Bitch Kitten-1
FairtTInkArisen-3
Neo Anarchists-1
Kanabia-1
Sinuhue-1
Keruvalia-2
Myrth-1
Shaed-1
Legless Pirate-1
Pure Metal-1
Sdaeriji-1
Lascivious Maximus-1
TRA/MKULTRA-1
Jordaxia-1
Golden Poster
Xenophobialand-1
Potaria-1
Preebles-1
Keruvalia-2
Sanctaphrax-1
Imperial Navy-1
Sdaeriji-1
Lascivious Maximus-1
Eutrasca-3
Roach-Busters-1
Kanabia-1
Shaed-2
Pure Metal-1
TRA/MKULTRA-1
Neo Anarchists-1
FairyTInkArisen-1
Myrth-1
Legless Pirate-1
Silver
Potaria-1
Sdaeriji-2
Lascivious Maximus-1
Legless Pirate-3
Preebles-2
The Imperial Navy-1
Drunken Commies-1
Myrth-3
Eutrusca-1
MuhOre-1
Keruvalia-1
Our Earth-1
TRA/MKULTRA-1
Bronze
Peechland-1
Preebles-1
Legless Pirate-1
Keruvalia-1
Sdaeriji-1
Lascivious Maximus-2
Potaria-2
Pure Metal-2
Myrth-1
Kanabia-1
Bottle-2
Vittos Ordinatin-1
TRA/MKULTRA-1
Achievement Award
Keruvalia-1
FairyTInkArisen-1
Myrth-2
Shaed-1
Aerou-1
Lunatic Goofballs-1
Cannot think of a name-3
TRA/MKULTRA-1
Best Newbie
Neo-Anarchists-1
Oksana-3
Myrth-2
South Osettia-1
Wittiest
FairyTInkArisen-1
Bodies Without Organs-1
Myrth-1
Neo-Anarchists-1
Swimmingpool-1
Legless Pirate-1
TRA/MKULTRA-1
Funniest
FairyTInkArsen-1
Neo-Anarchists-1
Lunatic Goofballs-5
Jesussaves-4
Colodia-1
Myrth-1
Imperial Navy-1
Thread Killer
TRA/MKULTRA-1
VoteEarly-1
Myrth-2
Piquantrix-2
Freebistaria (sp?)-1
Egotistical
Jordaxia-1
Colodia-1
CthulhuFhtagn-1
TRA/MKULTRA-1
Lascivious Maximus-1

keep on nominating
Oksana
06-03-2005, 17:46
Aww, thank you for nominated me, TPE. Now I feel bad about pushing you to do things you don't want to. I won't do that anymore. :)
Haken Rider
06-03-2005, 18:21
The First Annual Posties( short for poster awards) are here. I thought this would be a way to honor this years outstanding posters. Here are the categories:

...
NEW!- Best Spin Doctoring

If it's the first, they are all new. :p
Someone probably pointed it out already, but... bwah.
I first tought this was something religious, I'm spending too much time on this.
Kervoskia
06-03-2005, 18:26
If it's the first, they are all new. :p
Someone probably pointed it out already, but... bwah.
I first tought this was something religious, I'm spending too much time on this.
Actually no, although the religious remark was funny though.
Haken Rider
06-03-2005, 18:34
I wanted to post nominations, but it seems the people I was going to say are already nominated by people who could actually write theit names correctly.

@Kervoskia: You probably added 'new' to make it more flashy. :)
South Osettia
06-03-2005, 18:36
I wish to get this straight (at the moment it's kind of meandering...in my mind at least).

These are just nominations, aren't they? Or does whoever get the most nominations in each category automatically win? Maybe there's a vote for each thing. Or maybe I'm just being particularly dense. Yes, that's probably most likely.
The Emperor Fenix
06-03-2005, 18:53
Ah, if only there were a "Best obscure cult leader"... a man can dream, a man can dream.
Kervoskia
06-03-2005, 19:05
I wanted to post nominations, but it seems the people I was going to say are already nominated by people who could actually write theit names correctly.

@Kervoskia: You probably added 'new' to make it more flashy. :)
Damn right I did. Go ahead and post nominations, it'll help put them on the ballot.
I wish to get this straight (at the moment it's kind of meandering...in my mind at least).

These are just nominations, aren't they? Or does whoever get the most nominations in each category automatically win? Maybe there's a vote for each thing. Or maybe I'm just being particularly dense. Yes, that's probably most likely
Correct these are just nominations. The top two, or possible three, will be put on the ballot for each category. Then people vote for them and then the person with the most wins.
Haken Rider
06-03-2005, 19:25
Grand Prix
FairyTInkArisen
Golden Poster
Eutrasca
Silver
Sdaeriji
Bronze
Lascivious Maximus-1
Achievement Award
Cannot think of a name
Best Newbie
Oskana
Wittiest
Legless Pirate
Funniest
Jesussaves
Thread Killer
Piquantrix
Egotistical
What?
Silver-Wings
06-03-2005, 19:42
hmmm...these awards are annual, aren't they...

So I've got a year to somehow become magnificant and superior to all other posters...hmmm...mus win award...this is gonna take some serious plotting.

Seriously though, whoever came up with the ideas for the awards deserves a pat on the back.

Good luck to all the nominees, and I hope that I may be nominated for an award or even win an award at the next postie awards.

Until next time
Kervoskia
06-03-2005, 19:45
hmmm...these awards are annual, aren't they...

So I've got a year to somehow become magnificant and superior to all other posters...hmmm...mus win award...this is gonna take some serious plotting.

Seriously though, whoever came up with the ideas for the awards deserves a pat on the back.

Good luck to all the nominees, and I hope that I may be nominated for an award or even win an award at the next postie awards.

Until next time
You could still be nominated for Best Newbie. Nominating doesn't end till March 10th.
Keruvalia
06-03-2005, 19:47
'Tis an honor to be nominated. Since I have until the 10th, I shall weigh my nominations carefully.
Texan Hotrodders
06-03-2005, 19:47
Grand Prix-
Niccolo Medici
Bodies Without Organs

Golden Poster-
Xenophobialand

Silver Poster-
Our Earth

Bronze Poster-
Bottle

Achievement Award (most recognized)-
Cannot think of a name
FairyTinkArisen

Best Newbie-
Neo-Anarchists

Wittiest Poster-
Bodies Without Organs

Funniest Poster-
Lunatic Goofballs

Thread Killer-
Myrth

Most Egotistical-
(I can't say because it might be flamebaiting.)

Best Spin Doctoring-
See above.
Kervoskia
06-03-2005, 19:49
'Tis an honor to be nominated. Since I have until the 10th, I shall weigh my nominations carefully.
You've been nominated for four categories so far and you're one behind TInk for the Grand Prix. When you are ahead you will be telegrammed.
Pure Metal
06-03-2005, 21:50
will take some time considering nominations. i reckon i could get 'thread killer' :)
Kervoskia
06-03-2005, 21:55
will take some time considering nominations. i reckon i could get 'thread killer' :)
You're nominated for the Grand Prix as well for two other things.
Pure Metal
06-03-2005, 21:56
You're nominated for the Grand Prix as well for two other things.
:eek: :eek: wtf?


edit: w00t! :p
Kervoskia
06-03-2005, 21:57
:eek: :eek: wtf?


edit: w00t! :p
Check page 7 to see where you are.
Pure Metal
06-03-2005, 21:59
Check page 7 to see where you are.
done and done. wasn't expecting anything at all... awsome :) (i got my ass kicked in the semi-final of the "Most Random NSer" thing)
Oksana
06-03-2005, 22:03
Grand Prix
Jordaxia
Golden Poster
Eutrusca
Silver
Legless Pirates
Bronze
Peechland
Achievement Award
Keruvalia
Best Newbie
Oksana
Wittiest
FairyTInkArisen
Funniest
The Imperial Navy
Thread Killer
Freebisteria(spelling?)
Egotistical
I cannot say.
FairyTInkArisen
06-03-2005, 22:06
wittiest?! thanks Oksana :fluffle:
Kervoskia
06-03-2005, 22:06
done and done. wasn't expecting anything at all... awsome :) (i got my ass kicked in the semi-final of the "Most Random NSer" thing)
Thats partially why I started this, to have an award thread, but with more categories. I don't know if I'll make the voting round where you have to post your vote or is you telegram it to me, to make it secret and to build up suspense.
FairyTInkArisen
06-03-2005, 22:06
Thats partially why I started this, to have an award thread, but with more categories. I don't know if I'll make the voting round where you have to post your vote or is you telegram it to me, to make it secret and to build up suspense.
i wouldn't do the secret voting thing, you'll get accused of cheating
Oksana
06-03-2005, 22:07
The telegram thing would be a good idea. The poll can be difficult to do, and takes up a lot of time since you only can put 10 options. Tink is actually right people might accuse you of cheating. To make it go faster, you could do a poll for each different award. :)

You deserve it, Tink. You are the wittiest. :fluffle:
Pure Metal
06-03-2005, 22:10
The telegram thing would be a good idea. The poll can be difficult to do, and takes up a lot of time since you only can put 10 options. :)
maybe there's a really smart way of voting, off these forums? i have a spare website we could use but can't think how it could be structured :confused:

or designed/coded for that matter...


ideas anyone?
Kervoskia
06-03-2005, 22:12
A different poll for each one would take up too much space. I'll just make it so you post your vote. I'm surprised its gotten this many responses. Website sounds good, but will many people go to it?
Oksana
06-03-2005, 22:17
This is why I decided not to go on with the quote competition. To make it easier why don't you have several people, who aren't nominated, count the votes with you. Each person could count for a different award and then you can switch awards with each other as many times you want to check for accuracy.
Jordaxia
06-03-2005, 22:18
Egads. I got a grand prix nomination. Dankeshun Oksana.

Hum.... my nominationses.

Grand Prix: Keruvalia
Golden poster: Neo-anarchists
Silver poster: FairyTinkArisen
bronze poster: legless pirates
Achievement: too difficult to call
Best Newbie: Oksana
Wittiest: dunno
Funniest: Lunatic Goofballs
Thread killer: don't know.
Egotistical: I'm secure enough not to need to nominate myself, even though I'm the only real runner.
Oksana
06-03-2005, 22:20
You are very welcome. I think you should win it. You are very funny and manage to make some good conversation. Especially when it comes to your drawings. :)
Pure Metal
06-03-2005, 22:22
Website sounds good, but will many people go to it?
publicise it on the thread. keep the thread bumped and it'll be fine.

i've had a couple of ideas as to how it could work, so i'll work on em and see :)
Oksana
06-03-2005, 22:24
You could make an announcement thread. If you use an alerting title like 'penis' or something people will automatically be drawn to checking it out. :)
Potaria
06-03-2005, 22:25
Haha, that would probably work.
Stephistan
06-03-2005, 22:27
Best Newbie
Oksana

He said you couldn't vote for yourself . ;)
Oksana
06-03-2005, 22:30
Then, I'll vote for Oscarina. Wait I'll change that to Neo-Anarchists.
South Osettia
06-03-2005, 22:32
:( Nobody likes me...everybody hates me...but I'm not going to go eat worms - that's just a desparate cry for attention.
Kervoskia
06-03-2005, 22:51
Grand Prix
Branin-1
Nicolo Medici-1
Bodies Without Organs-1
Potaria-1
Preebles-1
Plutonian Empire-1
Bitch Kitten-1
FairtTInkArisen-3
Neo Anarchists-1
Kanabia-1
Sinuhue-1
Keruvalia-3
Myrth-1
Shaed-1
Legless Pirate-1
Pure Metal-1
Lascivious Maximus-1
TRA/MKULTRA-1
Jordaxia-1
Golden Poster
Xenophobialand-1
Potaria-1
Preebles-1
Keruvalia-2
Sanctaphrax-1
Imperial Navy-1
Lascivious Maximus-1
Eutrasca-3
Roach-Busters-1
Kanabia-1
Shaed-2
Pure Metal-1
TRA/MKULTRA-1
Neo Anarchists-2
FairyTInkArisen-1
Myrth-1
Legless Pirate-1
Silver
Potaria-1
Lascivious Maximus-1
Legless Pirate-3
Preebles-2
The Imperial Navy-1
Drunken Commies-1
Myrth-3
Eutrusca-1
FairyTInkArisen-2
MuhOre-1
Keruvalia-1
Our Earth-1
TRA/MKULTRA-1
Bronze
Peechland-1
Preebles-1
Legless Pirate-2
Keruvalia-1
Lascivious Maximus-2
Potaria-2
Pure Metal-2
Myrth-1
Kanabia-1
Bottle-2
Vittos Ordinatin-1
TRA/MKULTRA-1
Nicolo Medici-1
Achievement Award
Zepp and Steph-1
Keruvalia-1
FairyTInkArisen-1
Myrth-2
Shaed-1
Aerou-1
Lunatic Goofballs-1
Cannot think of a name-3
TRA/MKULTRA-1
Best Newbie
Nicolo Medici-1
Neo-Anarchists-2
Bolol-1
Oksana-3
Myrth-2
South Osettia-1
Wittiest
FairyTInkArisen-1
Bodies Without Organs-1
Myrth-1
Neo-Anarchists-1
Swimmingpool-1
Legless Pirate-1
TRA/MKULTRA-1
Cognition-1
Funniest
FairyTInkArsen-1
Neo-Anarchists-1
Lunatic Goofballs-7
Jesussaves-4
Colodia-1
Myrth-1
Imperial Navy-1
Thread Killer
TRA/MKULTRA-1
VoteEarly-1
Kellarly-1
Myrth-2
Piquantrix-2
Freebistaria (sp?)-1
Egotistical
Jordaxia-2
Colodia-1
CthulhuFhtagn-1
TRA/MKULTRA-1
Lascivious Maximus-1
Vote Early-1
Best Spin Doctoring
Skapdroe

keep on nominating
Kervoskia
06-03-2005, 22:52
This is why I decided not to go on with the quote competition. To make it easier why don't you have several people, who aren't nominated, count the votes with you. Each person could count for a different award and then you can switch awards with each other as many times you want to check for accuracy.
That sounds like a good idea.
Potaria
06-03-2005, 22:53
Are you able to nominate yourself? Because if you are, I nominate myself for Bronze Poster.
FairyTInkArisen
06-03-2005, 22:57
:eek:
Oksana
06-03-2005, 23:02
Can you vote for yourself?
Kervoskia
06-03-2005, 23:14
No, you can't, but you are certainly allowed to whore yourself for nominations. :D No, I decided if that was allowed people would mostly vote for themselves, but as said you can whore yourself.
The Emperor Fenix
06-03-2005, 23:36
O.O Why is Jord under Ego?
Kervoskia
06-03-2005, 23:40
O.O Why is Jord under Ego?
He wanted to be nominated, so I nominated him.
The Emperor Fenix
06-03-2005, 23:44
He wanted to be nominated, so I nominated him.
Odd lad.
Kervoskia
06-03-2005, 23:57
Odd lad.
Its still a dead heat. Everyone in that category have only one nomination each.
The Emperor Fenix
06-03-2005, 23:58
Its still a dead heat. Everyone in that category have only one nomination each.
Well then obviously my vote goes to everybodies neighbourhood Jordaxia
Kervoskia
06-03-2005, 23:59
Well then obviously my vote goes to everybodies neighbourhood Jordaxia
Thanks for breaking the tie.
The Emperor Fenix
07-03-2005, 00:02
My pleasure
Kervoskia
07-03-2005, 00:07
I'd give you something, but my nominations are given out, want a cookie?
The Emperor Fenix
07-03-2005, 00:09
! YES !
:fluffle:
Kervoskia
07-03-2005, 00:17
! YES !
:fluffle:
Here you go.
*hands The Emperor Fenix a cookie*
Piquantrax
07-03-2005, 01:46
Is there a design for the said postie?

If not ill start workin on one, i'm sure someone with far greater skills than I can step up to the challenge as well.
Oksana
07-03-2005, 02:11
Can we add a "sweetest person" award or something like that? I wanted to nominate someone and totally forgot to among all of those names. I think this person should be recognized. :)
Sdaeriji
07-03-2005, 02:23
Can I have myself removed from this whole ordeal? After the way the last couple of popularity contests have turned out, I'd rather not be associated with this.
CthulhuFhtagn
07-03-2005, 04:15
Fulfilling my end of the bargain, I nominate Branin for Grand Prix.

(Branin voted for me as Most Egotistical, but he couldn't spell my name. It's on page 7 or 8 I think.)
Kervoskia
07-03-2005, 04:18
Can I have myself removed from this whole ordeal? After the way the last couple of popularity contests have turned out, I'd rather not be associated with this.
You have been removed. Those who nominated Sdaeriji, please nominate someone else.
There is no design for the award.
Bitchkitten
07-03-2005, 04:31
Hey, I nominated Bolol for newbie, but I don't see him/her on there. What's up?
Eichen
07-03-2005, 04:37
Hey, I nominated Bolol for newbie, but I don't see him/her on there. What's up?
He's getting wasted with us at the Union Office party.
Bitchkitten
07-03-2005, 04:46
He's getting wasted with us at the Union Office party.
Whatta lush! :D
Kervoskia
07-03-2005, 04:50
Hey, I nominated Bolol for newbie, but I don't see him/her on there. What's up?
He's up now.
Bitchkitten
07-03-2005, 05:07
Thanks.
Lascivious Maximus
07-03-2005, 05:51
To those who nominated me, thanks (sorry I'm too tired to look...)

however...

Egotistical
Lascivious Maximus-1

I don't know who nominated me for this, but... I am? Really?

I guess it's just an eye opener - I'll try to be more humble in the future guys. Sorry, I just had no idea. :(
Oksana
07-03-2005, 06:01
Originally posted by Oksana
Can we add a "sweetest person" award or something like that? I wanted to nominate someone and totally forgot to among all of those names. I think this person should be recognized.

That is ironic about LM's nomination because he was the person I had i8n mind when I posted this. I don't think he's egotistical. He's always sweet to everyone I've seen him talk to, no matter what they say. :fluffle:
Findecano Calaelen
07-03-2005, 06:02
Yeah?
I belive that marriage is evil, and all sex should be practiced in the street.
I dont care what for but this has to get something
Lascivious Maximus
07-03-2005, 06:07
That is ironic about LM's nomination because he was the person I had i8n mind when I posted this. I don't think he's egotistical. He's always sweet to everyone I've seen him talk to, no matter what they say. :fluffle:
Heh... I don't know what to say to that though! I'm almost in tears - thanks Oksana :)
The Plutonian Empire
07-03-2005, 06:08
Heh... I don't know what to say to that though! I'm almost in tears - thanks Oksana :)
I'm also almost in tears--but the tears are those of envy :D
Oksana
07-03-2005, 06:10
Well, TPE, I didn't get your sympathy so I'm not going to give you sympahty. You said you wanted me to let you be a wallflower in the corner so I will. :)
Red Sox Fanatics
07-03-2005, 06:12
We won the Series. Good enough for me!
The Plutonian Empire
07-03-2005, 06:13
Well, TPE, I didn't get your sympathy so I'm not going to give you sympahty. You said you wanted me to let you be a wallflower in the corner so I will. :)
WTF?! :confused:

I was only joking when I said I wanted to be a wallflower.
Oksana
07-03-2005, 06:15
Oh, well, I'm sure you don't want sypathy anyway.
The Plutonian Empire
07-03-2005, 06:17
Oh, well, I'm sure you don't want sypathy anyway.
I'm fine with recieving sympathy!
Oksana
07-03-2005, 06:18
well, okay but I can't change what I think about LM.
The Plutonian Empire
07-03-2005, 06:19
well, okay but I can't change what I think about LM.
I don't mind. You're not my type anyway... :p
Oksana
07-03-2005, 06:22
I was talking about the award. :p
The Plutonian Empire
07-03-2005, 06:24
I was talking about the award. :p
Oh.
Preebles
07-03-2005, 06:58
:eek: People voted for me?!

Thanks guys. :)
Occidio Multus
07-03-2005, 09:04
Can I have myself removed from this whole ordeal? After the way the last couple of popularity contests have turned out, I'd rather not be associated with this.
thats the smartest post i have ever read :)
Piquantrax
07-03-2005, 16:18
Any Update on the standings.

Oh by the way, found a nice tux to wear to the ceremony.

http://sydney.georgialibraries.org/vrp2004/graphics/clipart/B_W/JPGS/tuxedo.jpg
Kellarly
07-03-2005, 16:24
Yup i'm bored...

Grand Prix:
Golden Poster: Sdaeriji
Silver Poster: FairyTinkArisen
Bronze Poster: Niccoli Medici
Achievement Award (most recognized): Zepp and Steph
Best Newbie: Niccoli Medici
Wittiest Poster: Cognition
Funniest Poster: Lunatic Goofballs
Thread Killer: (somebody vote for me please...i just turned a flamefest into a "Who parks better Italiens or Brits?" thread!)
Most Egotistical: VoteEarly
NEW!- Best Spin Doctoring: Skapdroe
Sanctaphrax
07-03-2005, 16:26
This is all very strange, someone with about 500 or so posts has more nominations than me:( I feel so unloved.*sniff*:(



EDIT: Oh and I vote Kellarly for Thread Killer.
Legless Pirates
07-03-2005, 16:27
Can I make a new category?
Most Unloved - Sanctaphrax
Monkeypimp
07-03-2005, 16:29
This is all very strange, someone with about 500 or so posts has more nominations than me:( I feel so unloved.*sniff*:(



heh, it happens. At least to me it does.
Randomea
07-03-2005, 17:37
Neo-Anarchists is a newbie?

*goes off and sulks*
What hope is there for the rest of us?
Kervoskia
07-03-2005, 23:47
To anyone who voted for Sdaeriji or wants to, don't. He said he doesn't want to do this.
You Forgot Poland
07-03-2005, 23:54
What about "Most Forgotten"?

I'm even forgotten when it comes to being forgotten.
Kervoskia
08-03-2005, 00:03
Grand Prix
Branin-1
Nicolo Medici-1
Bodies Without Organs-1
Potaria-1
Preebles-1
Plutonian Empire-1
Bitch Kitten-1
FairtTInkArisen-3
Neo Anarchists-1
Kanabia-1
Sinuhue-1
Keruvalia-3
Myrth-1
Shaed-1
Legless Pirate-1
Pure Metal-1
Lascivious Maximus-1
TRA/MKULTRA-1
Jordaxia-1
Golden Poster
Xenophobialand-1
Potaria-1
Preebles-1
Keruvalia-2
Sanctaphrax-1
Imperial Navy-1
Lascivious Maximus-1
Eutrasca-3
Roach-Busters-1
Kanabia-1
Shaed-2
Pure Metal-1
TRA/MKULTRA-1
Neo Anarchists-2
FairyTInkArisen-1
Myrth-1
Legless Pirate-1
Silver
Potaria-1
Lascivious Maximus-1
Legless Pirate-3
Preebles-2
The Imperial Navy-1
Drunken Commies-1
Myrth-3
Eutrusca-1
FairyTInkArisen-2
MuhOre-1
Keruvalia-1
Our Earth-1
TRA/MKULTRA-1
Bronze
Peechland-1
Preebles-1
Legless Pirate-2
Keruvalia-1
Lascivious Maximus-2
Potaria-2
Pure Metal-2
Myrth-1
Kanabia-1
Bottle-2
Vittos Ordinatin-1
TRA/MKULTRA-1
Nicolo Medici-1
Achievement Award
Zepp and Steph-1
Keruvalia-1
FairyTInkArisen-1
Myrth-2
Shaed-1
Aerou-1
Lunatic Goofballs-1
Cannot think of a name-3
TRA/MKULTRA-1
Best Newbie
Nicolo Medici-1
Neo-Anarchists-2
Bolol-1
Oksana-3
Myrth-2
South Osettia-1
Wittiest
FairyTInkArisen-1
Bodies Without Organs-1
Myrth-1
Neo-Anarchists-1
Swimmingpool-1
Legless Pirate-1
TRA/MKULTRA-1
Cognition-1
Funniest
FairyTInkArsen-1
Neo-Anarchists-1
Lunatic Goofballs-7
Jesussaves-4
Colodia-1
Myrth-1
Imperial Navy-1
Thread Killer
TRA/MKULTRA-1
VoteEarly-1
Kellarly-1
Myrth-2
Piquantrix-2
Freebistaria (sp?)-1
Egotistical
Jordaxia-2
Colodia-1
CthulhuFhtagn-1
TRA/MKULTRA-1
Lascivious Maximus-1
Vote Early-1
Best Spin Doctoring
Skapdroe-1

keep on nominating
Potaria
08-03-2005, 01:15
I nominate 31 for Golden Poster.
Piquantrax
08-03-2005, 02:04
I hate to be a douche, but the name isn't Piquantrix, it's Piquantrax.
31
08-03-2005, 02:13
I nominate 31 for Golden Poster.

Thanks a lot! I am shocked by that but, can I be a Golden Poster? I thought it was for posters who have done many posts.
Potaria
08-03-2005, 02:16
I was nominated for Grand Prix, so probably not.

Nominate me for Bronze, damnit! It's a dead heat between five of us!
31
08-03-2005, 02:22
Potaria for Bronze!! I nominate.
Keruvalia
08-03-2005, 02:28
My nominations are in!

Grand Prix
Neo-Anarchists

Golden Poster
Monkeypimp

Silver Poster
Eutrusca

Bronze Poster
Occidio Multus

Achievement Award (most recognized)
Cogitation

Best Newbie
Oksana

Wittiest Poster
Colodia

Funniest Poster
The Imperial Navy

Thread Killer
Myrth

Most Egotistical
I'm not nominating anyone for a negative award.

Best Spin Doctoring
Vote Early

Awards not in original post:

Sweetest
Bitchkitten

Best Puppet
Jesussaves
Jordaxia
08-03-2005, 02:29
My nominations are in!


Most Egotistical
I'm not nominating anyone for a negative award.




But I campaigned for it and everything! I deserve your nomination just for being me!
Keruvalia
08-03-2005, 02:41
But I campaigned for it and everything! I deserve your nomination just for being me!

lol ... sorry, Jord, but I'm sure plenty of others will participate. I'm just exercising my right not to. :) Nothin' but love, baby.
Potaria
08-03-2005, 02:42
Alright! 3 Bronze votes for me!
Keruvalia
08-03-2005, 02:45
I just noticed that I'm tied with Tink for Grand Prix ... I certainly hope I can give her a pole position.

Nyuk yuk yuk ...
Potaria
08-03-2005, 02:56
I nominate Eichen for Golden Poster... Hahaaaaahaha!
Bitchkitten
08-03-2005, 02:58
Sweetest!? What next, Occidio for most delicate? :p
Lascivious Maximus
08-03-2005, 03:08
Grand Prix
Neo
I dont even think I need to explain this one

Golden Poster
Nicolo
Always posts with intelligence and forethought

Silver
Legless Pirates
He posts, I laugh - enough said

Bronze
Passive Cookies
(Ok, she doesn't post a lot, and I admit I'm a little jaded due to the fact that she is a strikingly good looking and charming Canadian (among other positive attributes), the likes of which we could use more of)

Achievement Award
Aerou
Shes amazing with a capital 'A' - she has a talent when it comes to making people feel better even if they don't want to, she never says anything in disrespect or out of spite - how can you not love this girl?

Best Newbie
Jamil
First person ever not to respond kindly to my complimentation, I respect her for her vim and vigor.

Wittiest
Myrth
I actually look forward to his locks, he makes locking a thread seem joyous!

Funniest
Lunatic Goofballs
I watch for threads started by LG because I know hes going to have me in stitches!

Thread Killer
Myrth
Do I even have to say it?

Egotistical
Jordaxia
(well, this is strange, its not that I think he ought to be, but he does want it so what the hell)

Best Spin Doctoring
Vote Early
Every time this guy posts... wow (but hes gone, so I guess this is a 'postnationaly' honored award?)

Sweetest
Peechland
Hard to question this one, shes so sweet my teeth ache when I talk to her

Best Puppet
I dunno - they're puppets!?!?!?! :D
The Plutonian Empire
08-03-2005, 03:14
Sweetest!? What next, Occidio for most delicate? :p
You'd rather be something other than "sweetest"?
Eichen
08-03-2005, 03:17
I'd ask to be exempt from nomination, but would like to nominate POTARIA for both Bronze, and best n00b.

The guy seems kickin' so far. :)
Kiwicrog
08-03-2005, 05:01
Funniest Poster
Lunatic Goofballs
Thread Killer
Myrth
Most Egotistical
Kahta
NEW!- Best Spin Doctoring
Skapedroe
Kervoskia
08-03-2005, 05:19
You have my apologies if your nominees aren't up. I don't have as much time, but will try my best.
MuhOre
08-03-2005, 05:36
:(nobody likes me...what do i have to do to be nominated?!:(
Oksana
08-03-2005, 05:38
Stop talking about religion so much. Religious debate pisses people off.
MuhOre
08-03-2005, 05:45
where were people debating about religion in this thread?

and technically the religious people hate the "how the world would be better without religion" debates.
Oksana
08-03-2005, 05:48
No, I'm not saying there shouldn't be religious debates. What you post is going to reflect whether or not people nominate you. I'm not saying YOU are always posting religious threads. It's just that I have seen you post responses. Posts should be balanced. It doesn't all have to be debate. :)
Selgin
08-03-2005, 06:05
Can we nominate mods?

Golden Poster
Cogitation

Silver Poster
Eutrusca

Bronze Poster
Keruvalia
Branin
08-03-2005, 06:33
Grand Prix
Neowow do they ever type alot. Alot alot.

Golden Poster
Lunatic GoofballsUsually fun and easygoing, but when he comes into debates he tends to be wellinformed and wells spoken. Plus all around nice guy.

Silver
Legless Pirates

Bronze
Eutrusca

Achievement Award
Cogatition(sp?)
Manages to handle his mod duties, and still be a fully enjoyable member of the forum (not the only one). And an all around nice guy.

Best Newbie
Define Nowbie???

Wittiest
Myrth
Wow. He can make anything seem funny. Usually through some sort of hilarious lock.

Funniest
The Imperial Navy
A kindred spirit (read as totally random as anybody, and it's great)

Thread Killer
Myrthagain
Locks alot of threads.

Egotistical
Bottle

Best Spin Doctoring
??


Sweetest
Bitchkittenshe'll become very unsweet over my saying this, but she is usually one of the nicest people on here


Best Puppet
Jonhny Wadd
Harlesburg
08-03-2005, 11:03
Grand Prix-Neo Anarchists
Golden Poster-Legless Pirates
Silver Poster-Lascivious Maximus
Bronze Poster-Keruvalia
Achievement Award (most recognized)-Neo Anarchists
Best Newbie-Oskana
Wittiest Poster-Neo Anarchists
Funniest Poster-Lunatic Goofballs
Thread Killer-(Myself) er Myrth?
Most Egotistical-The Tin Man(The Imperial NAvy)
NEW!- Best Spin Doctoring-Keruvalia

How is that?
Rules:You cannot vote for yourself
Were ment to be broken
Self votes RUle :mp5:
Harlesburg
08-03-2005, 11:07
Do whatever, because I won't win anything anyway. I'm destined to fail.

Woohoo!
At the risk of dredging from the Spam forums
"The first step to failure is to try." ;) :(
The Commie Conspiracy
08-03-2005, 11:20
Best Puppet
I dunno - they're puppets!?!?!?! :D
Somebody mentioned puppets? Hi!

...wait...

I'm not a puppet! I swear!
*ponders options*
^_^'

*runs away*
Harlesburg
08-03-2005, 11:23
hmmm...these awards are annual, aren't they...

So I've got a year to somehow become magnificant and superior to all other posters...hmmm...mus win award...this is gonna take some serious plotting.

Until next time
I think you ment youve got a year to build up a decent reserve of Puppets. ;)
Harlesburg
08-03-2005, 11:27
done and done. wasn't expecting anything at all... awsome :) (i got my ass kicked in the semi-final of the "Most Random NSer" thing)
At least you got there im only one of the 8 weirdest/most random. :D
Harlesburg
08-03-2005, 11:33
:( Nobody likes me...everybody hates me...but I'm not going to go eat worms - that's just a desparate cry for attention.
Tried that you only get high Protein levels and Tetinus :p
Bitchkitten
08-03-2005, 11:40
Potaria is one of the best newbs, but I think I'll keep my vote as it is. Unless I can split my vote.
Harlesburg
08-03-2005, 11:43
Sweetest
Aerou

Best Puppet
Branin he is so Own3d :cool:
Hitlerreich
08-03-2005, 11:54
I nominate myself for best 'RAThunter ('RAT = democrat/liberal)
The Imperial Navy
08-03-2005, 11:54
heh-the nominations are flowing in for me... :D

If I voted, the entire list'd probably be filled with all my chums. I don't want anyone to hate me, so I'm going to abstain from all but one.

Thread Killer - Myself. :D

Thread killers rule!
Neo-Anarchists
08-03-2005, 11:56
I don't want anyone to hate me
TIN, I hate you! :mad:

:D (I had to)
Legless Pirates
08-03-2005, 11:58
heh-the nominations are flowing in for me... :D

If I voted, the entire list'd probably be filled with all my chums. I don't want anyone to hate me, so I'm going to abstain from all but one.

Thread Killer - Myself. :D

Thread killers rule!
Why are you not gonna nominate anyone but yourself? :mad:

Most Selfish - TIN

So there :p
The Imperial Navy
08-03-2005, 13:25
Why are you not gonna nominate anyone but yourself? :mad:

Most Selfish - TIN

So there :p

Thundering moonfish of north columbria!
Pure Metal
08-03-2005, 16:11
w00t i have devised an ingenious method of voting (was talking about it a few pages back).

check out the test here (http://www.erebus.info/new_page_1.htm) and tell me what you think - reckon it'll work?

(note: yes there is no limitation on the number of times one can vote, but the IP is logged each time someone submits the form, so i can remove the evil people who try and cheat ;) )


edit: will add a 'NS username' filed to later versions
Teh Cameron Clan
08-03-2005, 16:27
vote for hmm ill hafta think about it...
but a suggestion, well unless this falls under a diffrent catagory but there should be a "most improved post count" *cough me cough* unless of corce the spam too much *cough not me cough*
Pure Metal
08-03-2005, 16:28
vote for hmm ill hafta think about it...
but a suggestion, well unless this falls under a diffrent catagory but there should be a "most improved post count" *cough me cough* unless of corce the spam too much *cough not me cough*
there should also be favourite m0d ;)
Legless Pirates
08-03-2005, 16:34
w00t i have devised an ingenious method of voting (was talking about it a few pages back).

check out the test here (http://www.erebus.info/new_page_1.htm) and tell me what you think - reckon it'll work?

(note: yes there is no limitation on the number of times one can vote, but the IP is logged each time someone submits the form, so i can remove the evil people who try and cheat ;) )


edit: will add a 'NS username' filed to later versions
I would do some heavy spelling checks :p :fluffle:
Pure Metal
08-03-2005, 16:36
I would do some heavy spelling checks :p :fluffle:
bah i copied stuff from this thread... besides im too lazy for anything like checking my work... who do you think i am, the pope :rolleyes: pfft
East Canuck
08-03-2005, 16:41
I shall nominate anyone that nominate me for something.
You scratch my back, I put a knife in yours or something to that effect.
Legless Pirates
08-03-2005, 16:43
bah i copied stuff from this thread... besides im too lazy for anything like checking my work... who do you think i am, the pope :rolleyes: pfft
I didn't know the pope made voting forms :confused:
Gataway_Driver
08-03-2005, 16:44
B]Grand Prix[/B]
Legless Pirate
Golden Poster
Eutrasca
Silver
Drunken Commies
Bronze
Kanabia
Achievement Award
FairyTInkArisen
Best Newbie
Oksana
Wittiest
Neo-Anarchists
Funniest
Lunatic Goofballs
Thread Killer
Myrth
Egotistical
Jordaxia

Edit: someone please nominate me as a newb. It would make my day lol :) :)
The Imperial Navy
08-03-2005, 17:00
Gataway_Driver, I would, but that would make my other newb friends jelous.
Piquantrax
08-03-2005, 17:06
What are the requirements of n00bhood?

Is it amount of posts, how often you post a day.


IF I FIT ANY nominate me. Cause I am a n00b of sorts.
Pure Metal
08-03-2005, 17:09
I didn't know the pope made voting forms :confused:
he taught me everything i know :D
Legless Pirates
08-03-2005, 17:10
he taught me everything i know :D
You speak Latin? :eek: :fluffle:
Pure Metal
08-03-2005, 17:27
You speak Latin? :eek: :fluffle:
nope - we communicated only through sign language. it was a difficult task but mr pope is pretty good with his hands ;) ;)
Lascivious Maximus
08-03-2005, 17:29
nope - we communicated only through sign language. it was a difficult task but mr pope is pretty good with his hands ;) ;)
As are most men of the Catholic cloth... ask any choirboy - they'll tell you straight. :p
Teh Cameron Clan
08-03-2005, 17:44
I shall nominate anyone that nominate me for something.
You scratch my back, I put a knife in yours or something to that effect.

no thanks i have planty of knifes in my back :)
Johnny Wadd
08-03-2005, 17:53
Grand Prix-Roach Busters
Golden Poster-Eutrusca
Silver Poster-Whispering Legs
Bronze Poster-Peechland
Achievement Award-Eutrusca
Best Newbie-N/A
Wittiest Poster-Legless Pirates
Funniest Poster-Jessusaves
Thread Killer-Myrth
Most Egotistical-Colodia
Best Spin Doctoring-Zepp
Occidio Multus
08-03-2005, 20:19
Edit: someone please nominate me as a newb. It would make my day lol :) :) thats all it takes to make your day?? then i wont do it.
Occidio Multus
08-03-2005, 20:20
I shall nominate anyone that nominate me for something.
You scratch my back, I put a knife in yours or something to that effect.
never saw a crafty canadian before....
Jordaxia
08-03-2005, 20:22
thats all it takes to make your day?? then i wont do it.


That's just cruel.

Some people think it's unhealthy to sleep til 7:30 in the evening. But not me!
miahaha...
Occidio Multus
08-03-2005, 20:26
That's just cruel.


can you expect anything less of me??and jordy, why the hell are people saying you are egotistical?
goofy, endearing, clever.....yeah.
ego? no way.
Jordaxia
08-03-2005, 20:30
can you expect anything less of me??and jordy, why the hell are people saying you are egotistical?
goofy, endearing, clever.....yeah.
ego? no way.

I wanted to be called egotistical... I felt like it. Nobody can really explain or rationalise my actions. It's me who created the most egotistical category, after all. I used to pretend I was an egomaniac.... Consider it nostalgia!

Besides. I figured it'd look good in my sig.
Occidio Multus
08-03-2005, 20:34
I wanted to be called egotistical... I felt like it. Nobody can really explain or rationalise my actions. It's me who created the most egotistical category, after all. I used to pretend I was an egomaniac.... Consider it nostalgia!

Besides. I figured it'd look good in my sig.
wicked awesome. then i shall vote for you.
East Canuck
08-03-2005, 21:13
never saw a crafty canadian before....
Then, sir, you have not looked hard enough. We are crafty, we are everywhere and we're sneaky. It's probably the third one that stops us from being seen as the other two.
Jordaxia
08-03-2005, 21:14
Then, sir, you have not looked hard enough. We are crafty, we are everywhere and we're sneaky. It's probably the third one that stops us from being seen as the other two.

You also haven't looked hard enough. Occidio is not a sir.
muahahah.