NationStates Jolt Archive

"Celebrity is a strange thing, especially in America"

"Celebrity is a strange thing, especially in America"
D'you think you could expand more?

How about putting the quote in context?

D'you think you could expand more?
Maybe, if he ate more and sat around not moving alot.

"Celebrity is a strange thing, especially in America"
WOW! AMAZING!

I didn't catch the name of the woman, but they were on about someone who's just gone to 'prison' for insider trading, but has been given a TV show by Donald Trump, also related to the MJ story. I just found it funny.

D'you think you could expand more?


i think thats what were meant to do.

I didn't catch the name of the woman, but they were on about someone who's just gone to 'prison' for insider trading, but has been given a TV show by Donald Trump, also related to the MJ story. I just found it funny.
Martha Stewart. She's actually just been released. And she's not just a woman, she's a god, like Oprah. Millions obey her commands.

Martha Stewart. She's actually just been released. And she's not just a woman, she's a god, like Oprah. Millions obey her commands.

No, she's nothing like Oprah. Oprah is famous abroad. This Martha woman isn't.

No, she's nothing like Oprah. Oprah is famous abroad. This Martha woman isn't.
Plus, Oprah's definitely a hottie. :fluffle:

Er..

No, she's nothing like Oprah. Oprah is famous abroad. This Martha woman isn't.
Blasphemer! Martha Stewart is a living God! Bow down and pray for her forgiveness lest you find your afterlife to be much less than "a good thing".

Plus, Oprah's definitely a hottie. :fluffle:

Er..

Errr... Are you tripping?

Plus, Oprah's definitely a hottie. :fluffle:

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I don't know about you, but I think Martha's pretty good looking for an elderly woman. She was probably hot when she was younger.

Plus, Oprah's definitely a hottie. :fluffle:

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Well, when she's on the lower end of her oscillating weight curve and has been sufficiently spackled.

Blasphemer! Martha Stewart is a living God! Bow down and pray for her forgiveness lest you find your afterlife to be much less than "a good thing".

No. I will not bow to local, obscure celebrities. We have a king for that.

No. I will not bow to local, obscure celebrities. We have a king for that.
She's much more than a local celebrity. She is the God who showed our nation how to live our lives with grace and style. She showed us which foods to eat, and how to prepare them. She showed us how to festively decorate for the hollidays. She has brought light to the masses who once lived in the darkness of tacky decor.

She's much more than a local celebrity. She is the God who showed our nation how to live our lives with grace and style. She showed us which foods to eat, and how to prepare them. She showed us how to festively decorate for the hollidays. She has brought light to the masses who once lived in the darkness of tacky decor.

And she's just an ex-con nobody.

And she's just an ex-con nobody.
Your words will be remembered when her tastefully dressed armies are marching through your nation. Until then, tremble in fear.

I didn't catch the name of the woman, but they were on about someone who's just gone to 'prison' for insider trading, but has been given a TV show by Donald Trump, also related to the MJ story. I just found it funny.


Wouldn't be Martha Stewart would it?

I don't know about you, but I think Martha's pretty good looking for an elderly woman. She was probably hot when she was younger.

Her mole grosses me out.

Your words will be remembered when her tastefully dressed armies are marching through your nation. Until then, tremble in fear.

Oh, I definitely shall. I shudder to think at what is considered "tasteful" over there and promoted by some two-bit celebrity. *clings to Hennes & Maurits*