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So You Wanna Be An Atheist, eh?

Mentholyptus
04-03-2005, 23:17
It had to be done...

1. Recognize that there are no gods.

2.(not required, but it seems to follow) Recognize that there is nothing beyond that which is natural, logical, and can be (eventually) explained by the laws of nature.

Atheism is really not a "religion" in the traditional sense, because it obviously has no faith, no structure, or anything like that. In fact, it's really best defined as the absence of religion.

I don't know an accurate count of atheists in the world. I know that about 5-10% of Americans profess to be "nonreligious," but that also includes Agnostics, Secular Humanists, and other such things.


****Alternate means of becoming an atheist, as revealed by Jack Chick and co.****

1. Make a deal with Satan to destroy Christianity.

2. Infiltrate the Vatican, Judaism, the Democratic Party, and Europe.

3. Once your baby-eating blood-sacrifice slaughter of Christians (in cooperation with Muslims, Hindus, Jews, and Buddhists) has been completed, begin building your self-worship temple.

4. Die. Spend eternity being spiritually sodomized by God in Hell.

;)