NationStates Jolt Archive


Why I love good glass cleaners. :)

Lunatic Goofballs
04-03-2005, 23:08
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=dorkvsglass.wmv

:D
Haken Rider
05-03-2005, 16:35
lazyness > curiosity

sorry. :(
Jamil
05-03-2005, 16:37
I think you're a fool!
Haken Rider
05-03-2005, 16:38
I think you're a fool!
who?
Jamil
05-03-2005, 16:40
who?

Frankly... I don't give a DAMN!
Lunatic Goofballs
05-03-2005, 21:28
Try it. YOu'll like it. :)
Haken Rider
05-03-2005, 23:04
http://67.18.37.16/423/87/emo/hyper.gif
Niini
05-03-2005, 23:11
that's just not possible :headbang:
Lunatic Goofballs
06-03-2005, 00:16
that's just not possible :headbang:

All things are possible with windex. :)
Colodia
06-03-2005, 00:19
It was funniest when I replayed it for the 3rd time :D
Arribastan
06-03-2005, 00:19
that's just not possible :headbang:
No, it is possible. I did it once at a real estate office in Martha's Vineyard. The damn maids cleaned it too well, and I thought it was a door. Turns out it was a floor-to-ceiling window.
Glinde Nessroe
06-03-2005, 00:21
AHhh ha ha ha omg it is funnier the 3rd time!
Aribastan
06-03-2005, 00:23
Yeah, I watched it like four times in a row.
Straughn
06-03-2005, 00:47
Methinks you really love good glass cleaners for the same reason Steve Martin and Merv Griffin used them in "The Man With Two Brains".
...postthought, i've noticed at least one thread portending your vacancy, and who might qualify as your imminent replacement. Surely, someone is considering reanimating you as well?
Inquiring minds ....
Lunatic Goofballs
06-03-2005, 00:48
:eek:

An excellent question; Is anybody out there planning any occult rituals to revive me after my demise?
Straughn
06-03-2005, 01:28
To be fair, only certain parts of you in all likelihood. Some parts are more useful than others. Some of that also could be chalked up to my incompetence, the rest on my spin on things. Kinda like how i feel now about myself.
Nothin' to worry about! Gotcha covered!
Have you read that thread yet? I haven't.
Atheistic Might
06-03-2005, 01:29
As I see it, Goofballs, you have three options. One, we could try using a satanic ritual to revive your decaying corpse. Two, we could clone you, and pity the person who draws the short straw and has to raise you. Three, we could see if the Robocop idea really works.

You better tell us first, you know!
Lunatic Goofballs
06-03-2005, 01:32
As I see it, Goofballs, you have three options. One, we could try using a satanic ritual to revive your decaying corpse. Two, we could clone you, and pity the person who draws the short straw and has to raise you. Three, we could see if the Robocop idea really works.

You better tell us first, you know!

Hmm...

Well, as the satanic ritual and the robocop thing are mutually exclusive,

I think I'll go with the Robocop scenario. Just in case there really s a God. But I don't see why I can't be cloned a few times as well. :)

IN fact, I think I should be cloned at least a dozen times and implanted into unwitting women all around the world. Sort of a 'Children of the Damned' scenario. But with more mud. :)
Atheistic Might
06-03-2005, 01:37
Maybe we could try making a satanic Robocop army of clones! All would fall before such might. Unless, you know, Keanu Reeves shows up. That could be a problem.
Lunatic Goofballs
06-03-2005, 01:41
Maybe we could try making a satanic Robocop army of clones! All would fall before such might. Unless, you know, Keanu Reeves shows up. That could be a problem.

I could keep him occupied for a while by asking him to demonstrate more than one emotion. :)