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Surprise! Your girlfriend is pregnant!

Surprise! Your mother just ran over your dog!

Surprise! That wasn't beer you drank last night! You should know better than getting drunk in the lab!

Surprise! Your father and your step-son are having an affair!

Build your own version of "Surprise!" :D

Surprise! Your girlfriend is pregnant!

Surprise! Your mother just ran over your dog!

Surprise! That wasn't beer you drank last night! You should know better than getting drunk in the lab!

Surprise! Your father and your step-son are having an affair!

Build your own version of "Surprise!" :D

Surprise, your parents are brother and sister, so we bought you a banjo! Hope you like it!!!

Surprise! You're adopted!

Surprise! You've got three months to live!

Surprise! :fluffle:

Surprise, your parents are brother and sister, so we bought you a banjo! Hope you like it!!!
LOL! :D

Surprise! You're adopted!

Surprise! You've got three months to live!
Surprise! Two of them are already gone!

Surprise! :fluffle:

Ewww! Spit! Spit! Hack ... ptooie! :D

Surprise! You failed!

Surprise! Your fiancé is cheating on you!

Surprise! You have AIDS!

Surprise! Martha Stewart's out of jail!

Surprise! Elvis is dead.

Surprise! You are loved.

Surprise I just ran over your cat! But as a peace offering I've had it framed for you!!!

Surprise! You just won a free holiday to Hawaii

Suprise! Youve drank the worlds alcohol supply and are lying ina sea of vomit with liver failure

Surprise! You are loved.
Awwww! :fluffle:

Suprise! Youve drank the worlds alcohol supply and are lying ina sea of vomit with liver failure

Nah that wouldn't surprise me!!!

Surprise! Your daughter gave birth to a healthy baby boy!

Surprise! Your daughter gave birth to a healthy baby boy!
Surprise! It's yours!

Surprise I just ran over your cat! But as a peace offering I've has it framed for you!!!
Suprise! That's no cat, that's my wife!

Suprise! That's no cat, that's my wife!

My god that's the hairiest and smallest woman I've ever seen!!!

Surprise, we amputated the wrong leg.

Suprise, the other one is going to get better.

Surprise! Your DNA tests came back and at least one of your ancestors is simian!

Suprise! That's no cat, that's my wife!
Surprise! Ten law firms are advising you to sue!

Surprise! Someone made you breakfast

Surprise! Your DNA tests came back and at least one of your ancestors is simian!


Surprise! Your DNA tests came back and none of your ancestors are simian :eek:

Surprise! Someone made you breakfast
Surprise! It was your cat!

Surprise! Your DNA tests came back and at none of your ancestors are simian :eek:
ROFLMAO!! OUCH! :D

Surprise! It's nice and warm outside

Surprise! It's nice and warm outside
Surprise! You're on Venus!

Suprise! A duck!

Surprise! The owner of the local pub is throwing a party

Surprise! You tune in to watch your favourite show and get twice as many commcericals as you do programming!

Surprise! It's your birthday and out of nowhere a strange comes up to you and as a kinf gesture, pays for your coffee.

Suprise! A duck!
Surprise! It's got diarreah!

Suprise! A duck!

Surprise A female duck!

Suprise! A duck!
LOL right back at ya

Surprise! Your daughter gave birth to a healthy baby boy!
Suprise! Your son gave birth to a healthy baby girl!

Surprise! You tune in to watch your favourite show and get twice as many commcericals as you do programming!

Surprise! It's your birthday and out of nowhere a strange comes up to you and as a kinf gesture, pays for your coffee.
Surprise! Your program has been replaced by an Infomercial!

Surprise! He peed in it first!

Surprise! This is a distraction whist my friend robs you!

Suprise! Your son gave birth to a healthy baby girl!
Surprise! It's yours! :D

Surprise! This is a distraction whist my friend robs you!
Surprise! I'm broke!

Suprise! Your son gave birth to a healthy baby girl!

Surprise! I gave birth to you! Then I put you up for adoption!!!

CLICK! Surprise! There's no round in the chamber!

Surprise! I gave birth to you! Then I put you up for adoption!!!
Surprise! It's yours!
God damn this is going to be one screwed up family!

God damn this is going to be one screwed up family!

We can start a banjo band!!!

Surprise! I'm broke!
Surprise! You found a tenner

Surprise! Your girlfriend is pregnant!

Surprise! Your mother just ran over your dog!

Surprise! That wasn't beer you drank last night! You should know better than getting drunk in the lab!

Surprise! Your father and your step-son are having an affair!

Build your own version of "Surprise!" :D

Surprise! John Kerry is President! :D

Surprise! John Kerry is President! :D
WHOOHOO!

We can start a banjo band!!!
Suprise! Dem der trucks gone an' runned over ya'lls banjos.

Suprise! Dem der trucks gone an' runned over ya'lls banjos.

Surprise! You're an English teacher!

Surprise! You're an English teacher!

Look behind you...surprise!

Suprise! Dem der trucks gone an' runned over ya'lls banjos.

Hot damn, how we supposed to have us a hootenaney now!!!

Surprise! John Kerry is President! :D

Surprise! George Bush is STILL President! :)

Suprise! I'm here!
(run in terror)

Surprise! Your favorite band is playing in a town near you

Surprise! You're an English teacher!
Suprise! 1 A|\/| t3h UB3R 3N6l15h t3ach3r!

Suprise! My post count just went up! :innocent:

Suprise! I'm here!
(run in terror)
Surprise! You are in a pink bunny costume!

Surprise! You...uhm...well never mind.

Surprise! I gave birth to you! Then I put you up for adoption!!!
Surprise! You're 80 years old! :D

God damn this is going to be one screwed up family!
ROFLMAO! No shit! :D

Surprise! You found a tenner
Surprise! It's from the Wiemar Republic!

Surprise! You can't have meat cuz it's Friday. LOL.

Surprise! John Kerry is President! :D
Surprise! His wife is First Lady! :D

Surprise! There's a hippie pirate behind you

Surprise! George Bush is STILL President! :)
Surprise! You've been drafted and are part of the first wave at Normandy, Part II! :D

Surprise! His wife is First Lady! :D
Surprise! they are both the same person :eek:

Suprise! I'm about to get blind drunk

Surprise! I gave birth to you! Then I put you up for adoption!!!
Surprise! I'm your biological daughter!

Suprise! Dem der trucks gone an' runned over ya'lls banjos.
Surprise! The truck drivers made new ones for you out of the cats and women they've run over.

Surprise! Do your remember our sex tape...

Surprise! You are in a pink bunny costume!
Surprise! I'm your new lover! :D

Surprise - This thread is spam!

Surprise! You can't have meat cuz it's Friday. LOL.
Surprise! Your dick just disappeared! :D

Surprise! Steph is here to lighten things up

Surprise! The truck drivers made new ones for you out of the cats and women they've run over.
Well yupdy doo!


Surprise! I'm your new lover!
:eek: :eek: :eek:
Please somebody save me!

Surprise! There's a hippie pirate behind you
Surprise! :mp5: :sniper: :mp5: :sniper: :mp5:

Surprise! Your dick just disappeared! :D
Oksana's a she :rolleyes:

Surprise! they are both the same person :eek:
Surprise! They get tossed out of office and wind up cornering the market on ugly! :D

Surprise! The project is ahead of schedule AND under budget!

Surprise! The Hannoverians are not legitimately the ruling house of England!

Surprise! I googled before I met you!

Surprise! That's no moon...

Shit I seem to be 80 years old and have 3 kids!!!

Ohwell at least the title of the thread was accurate, I'm certainly surprised!!!

Surprise! It's Christmas day!!!

Suprise! I'm about to get blind drunk
Surprise! Both the hangover and the blindness are permanent!

Surprise - This thread is spam!
Surprise so is this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=338381&page=1&pp=15)

Surprise! I'm your biological daughter!
Surprise! You're pregnant ... by JesusSaves! :eek:

Originally posted by LP
Oksana's a she

It's okay. It's an inside joke.

Suprise! You just had sex with your kindergarten crush!

Surprise! Do your remember our sex tape...
Surprise! It ws that time with the muskrats and simians!

Surprise! You're pregnant ... by JesusSaves! :eek:
Surprise! JesusSaves is a Freemason!

Surprise - This thread is spam!
Surprise! You're no longer a Mod! :p

Suprise! You just had sex with your kindergarten crush!
Surprise! you are still in kindergarten

Surprise so is this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=338381&page=1&pp=15)
WT holy F? This is the coolest. MOd spam...

Surprise! Steph is here to lighten things up
Surprise! Everyone just gained 500 lbs! :D

Surprise! JesusSaves is a Freemason!
Hell, man! That's no surprise! :D

Surprise so is this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=338381&page=1&pp=15)
YAY! spamming mods

Surprise! You're pregnant ... by JesusSaves! :eek:
Surprise! My child won't be a Christian!

Oksana's a she :rolleyes:
Ummm .... oops! Heh! :eek:

I thought you knew I was a girl! :confused:

Suprise! This post will look blank!

I thought you knew I was a girl! :confused:
It's an inside joke Eutrusca doesn't know about?

Surprise!

Markreich:

Surprise! The project is ahead of schedule AND under budget!

Surprise! The operation was a success, but the patient died!

Surprise! The Hannoverians are not legitimately the ruling house of England!

Surprise! They're fomenting revolution!

Surprise! I googled before I met you!

Surprise! That was the Homeland Security site in disguise!

Surprise! That's no moon...

Surprise! You're standing between two mirrors!

Haha, LP! I'm seriously confused now. Why would he hit on me if he thought I was a guy...? Surprise! Eutrusca's gay.

I thought you knew I was a girl! :confused:
Surprise! I did! :D

[ just forgot to check who was posting! ] :(

surprise!!

http://www.gomi.private.pl/funny/28/uwieziony-kotek.jpg

Surprise! My child won't be a Christian!

Surprise! Your child has just founded a new religion called Winstonianity, after Sir Robert Winston. All followers must have fuzzy five inch moustaches and pretend to be doing scientific experiments, but really just be playing with children's toys.

Haha, LP! I'm seriously confused now. Why would he hit on me if he thought I was a guy...? Surprise! Eutrusca's gay.
Surprise! Eutrusca is an old perv

Haha, LP! I'm seriously confused now. Why would he hit on me if he thought I was a guy...? Surprise! Eutrusca's gay.
Surprise! I'm a transexual lesbian with homicidal tendencies!

Originally posted by LP
Surprise! Eutrusca is an old perv

I knew that! I just didn't know he was bi.

Surprise! Eutrusca is an old perv
Surprise! LP is a drag queen!

Surprise so is this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=338381&page=1&pp=15)

That was posted by the mods while we were beta testing, big difference. It was before we opened it to the public at large. Nice try though.

I knew that! I just didn't know he was bi.
Surprise! Oksana is too! :D

LP's not a drag queen.

That was posted by the mods while we were beta testing, big difference. It was before we opened it to the public at large. Nice try though.
Surprise! Look behind you!
Runs away!

LP's not a drag queen.
A myopic lesbian with ADDHD?

Surprise! Eutrusca is an old perv

This is not a surprise..lol

This is not a surprise..lol
Surprise! He molests Stephistan and gets arrested for having carnal relations with a minor! :D

No one likes Robert Winston? :(

Here he is! (http://www.wordsmatter.caltech.edu/winston.jpg)

Mind you, this whole perv thing is very interesting...and so revealing!

Surprise! I just got a new razor in the mail! :eek:

Surprise! It's your grandma's cast-off.

Surprise! He molests Stephistan and gets arrested for having carnal relations with a minor! :D


I'm not the minor you flirt with, but there are many.. ;)

Surprise! He molests Stephistan and gets arrested for having carnal relations with a minor! :D
Surprise! You didn't have your glasses on and it was actually Zeppistan

Markreich:

Surprise! The project is ahead of schedule AND under budget!

Surprise! The operation was a success, but the patient died!

Surprise! The Hannoverians are not legitimately the ruling house of England!

Surprise! They're fomenting revolution!

Surprise! I googled before I met you!

Surprise! That was the Homeland Security site in disguise!

Surprise! That's no moon...

Surprise! You're standing between two mirrors!

Surprise! The patient was performing self surgery!

Surprise! Margaret Thatcher is Prince Charles' half sister!

Surpise! They're my employer. Man, you should see all of YOUR files! :eek:

Surprise! My pants are still up!

Markreich:

Surprise! The patient was performing self surgery!

Surprise! The doctors were faith healers!

Surprise! Margaret Thatcher is Prince Charles' half sister!

Surprise! So's your momma!

Surpise! They're my employer. Man, you should see all of YOUR files! :eek:

Surprise! I have!

Surprise! My pants are still up!

Surprise! Thank God! :D

I'm not the minor you flirt with, but there are many.. ;)
Oh well, at least my cat and my grandchildren still love me. :)

Surprise! Eutrusca is an old perv
Surprise! I'm not that old! :D

Markreich:

Surprise! The patient was performing self surgery!

Surprise! The doctors were faith healers!

Surprise! Margaret Thatcher is Prince Charles' half sister!

Surprise! So's your momma!

Surpise! They're my employer. Man, you should see all of YOUR files! :eek:

Surprise! I have!

Surprise! My pants are still up!

Surprise! Thank God! :D

Surpise! The patient had no faith! :D

Surprise! I'm thanking you for that one.

Surpise! Wanna bet?

Surprise! No surpise there...

Scratch, scratch. "I can just barely make it out, it's in Russian. It says, 'This face towards enem....'"

Surprise! There's a special treat at the bottom of this box of popcorn babe!
Surprise! There's nothing very special about that!
Surprise! That's only half!
Surprise! I already knew that!

Scratch, scratch. "I can just barely make it out, it's in Russian. It says, 'This face towards enem....'"
In Sovjet Russia, surprise gets you

Markreich:

Surpise! The patient had no faith! :D

Surprise! His faith wasn't needed!

Surprise! I'm thanking you for that one.

I'm surprised! :D

Surpise! Wanna bet?

Surprise! Next year's pay!

Surprise! No surpise there...

Good! LOL!

Surprise! You didn't have your glasses on and it was actually Zeppistan
Surprise! He thinks I'm better looking than Steph! :D

Suprise! your dad is a paedophile

Suprise! your dad is a paedophile
Surprise! He's dead!

Surprise! He's dead!

Surprise! Before he died, he sold your inner child to the church to be buggered!