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the bounty of the appreciation threads on this forum is ridiculous. i am sorry, but posting message upon message upon message upon thread upon thread upon thread about poster upon poster upon poster is way out of control.

here is my opposing force to the appreciation threads.

WE ARE ALL DEPRECIATING . every nanosecond you are closer to your demise, and therefore, worth less than you were in the past.

what is your single largest element contributing to your DEPRECIATION?

Not being appreciated. Well that and alcoholism!!!

the dearth of the appreciation threads on this forum is ridiculous. i am sorry, but posting message upon message upon message upon thread upon thread upon thread about poster upon poster upon poster is way out of control.

here is my opposing force to the appreciation threads.

WE ARE ALL DEPRECIATING . every nanosecond you are closer to your demise, and therefore, worth less than you were in the past.

what is your single largest element contributing to your DEPRECIATION?
Main Entry: dearth
Pronunciation: 'd&rth
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English derthe, from (assumed) Old English dierth, from dEore dear
1 : scarcity that makes dear; specifically : FAMINE
2 : an inadequate supply : LACK

mine would be the fact that i am, every day, exposed to carcinogens in the form of the chemicals we use to embalm. i attempt to counteract this with vitamins, fresh evening air, exercise, and a humorous outlook on life. but i also am a light somker, and drink too much alcohol to deemed a health benefit.

Diabetes and apathy.

my pc being broken. It means I can't draw all those pictures I want to draw, makes me feel bored, and means I depreciate faster. Ah-ha!

Damn you, pc, and your tiny 300w power supply. Damn you.

Main Entry: dearth
Pronunciation: 'd&rth
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English derthe, from (assumed) Old English dierth, from dEore dear
1 : scarcity that makes dear; specifically : FAMINE
2 : an inadequate supply : LACK
damit. hangover.
plus ten years out of college. damn you, word nazi :D

fixed, castman.

damit. hangover.
plus ten years out of college. damn you, word nazi :D
LOL! Excuses, excuses! TSK! :D

damit. hangover.
plus ten years out of college. damn you, word nazi :D

*Dawns ghetto apparel*

"Eat-it, Ho! yo jus' got Deprish-ated!"



Maybe we could turn this into a reality TV show...

*Dawns ghetto apparel*

"Eat-it, Ho! yo jus' got Deprish-ated!"



Maybe we could turn this into a reality TV show...
*gives you a pimp beatdown first, because i am tougher* :D

LOL! Excuses, excuses! TSK! :D
you know what they say about excuses..... everyone has one. however, i have 12.

*gives you a pimp beatdown first, because i am tougher* :D

I support that. Mentioning reality TV shows like that. *shudders*

Hmm... what else depreciates me? life insurance probably has an influence, depending on how much my life is worth at any one moment?
But I still want to blow someone up for making my pc broke. Like.... rawr-explode.

you know what they say about excuses..... everyone has one. however, i have 12.
Huh? :confused:

Not being appreciated. Well that and alcoholism!!!
ditto

Huh? :confused:

excuses are like assholes: everyone has one, and they all stink :p

excuses are like assholes: everyone has one, and they all stink :p

I thought that was opinions...

I thought that was opinions...
works either way.

at the moment, i am also depreciating due to too much free time. and perhaps my practical joke war with my friends. one of us is sure to get killed one of these days.

i should have made the thread with a different question. perhaps a depreciating comment about posters. that would be considered negative though, right? wonder what the mods would say.

factors accelerating me towards my death:

Sitting on my ass posting to NS instead of running laps.
Eating mindlessly while posting to NS instead of limiting my caloric intake by chewing slowly and savouring my food.
Stressing out over arguments on NS that really don't affect me much.
Sleeping poorly because I am dreaming about posting to NS.

I see a common thread here...

Laziness, alcohol, marijuana

The factors are too many and too interrelated to be listed here. What I can say is that I'm depreciating rapidly. By this same time tomorrow, I should be worth about three yen.

i should have made the thread with a different question. perhaps a depreciating comment about posters. that would be considered negative though, right? wonder what the mods would say.
Self-deprecating is fine. Deprecating others, ... well ... , isn't.

My element? Ennui.

yeah, ennui, complete and utter lack of motivation. and downright bizarre sleeping habits.

%shameless bump%
i have realized that missed opportunities will lead to my death quicker than anything else. i can dissapoint me so horribly, i want to KILL myself

%shameless bump%
i have realized that missed opportunities will lead to my death quicker than anything else. i can dissapoint me so horribly, i want to KILL myself
please don't. i know that i, for one, am quite fond of you, and i also know that i'm not alone. besides which, who else am i gonna get to repair my corpse after my untimely death? edit: my career choice, i have no doubt, will add to my depreciation.

Laziness, alcohol, marijuana
*comes running*

you called? :D

what is your single largest element contributing to your DEPRECIATION?

Probably the years of booze, drugs, and hard core lifestyle that I've put on hiatus for retooling, but is most likely catching up to me now. Frankly, I was as surprised as anyone when I woke up one morning and said, "Hey ... I'm 30 today."

Probably the years of booze, drugs, and hard core lifestyle that I've put on hiatus for retooling, but is most likely catching up to me now. Frankly, I was as surprised as anyone when I woke up one morning and said, "Hey ... I'm 30 today."
really? retooling how? and you look damn great, not one bit like a boozed out rocker. :)
and where was i on the thirtieth birthday morn? *sighs*

PS- you are wanted in the pasties thread, doctor.

really? retooling how? and you look damn great, not one bit like a boozed out rocker. :)

Ah ... you should see me close up. ;)

and where was i on the thirtieth birthday morn? *sighs*

For all I know, you were there!

PS- you are wanted in the pasties thread, doctor.

I'm workin' on it. :p I take photography seriously, ya know. I should have something for you tonight.

Ah ... you should see me close up. ;) yeah, i should.real close!!



For all I know, you were there! if i was, you would remember. believe me.



I'm workin' on it. :p I take photography seriously, ya know. I should have something for you tonight. i will be waiting

now where is that nail biters thread?