NationStates Jolt Archive

i am not interested in the patterns you adhere to or admire. i want to know something concrete.

i have the flu.

i love pasta

edit: and poetry, and scotch, and baxter, of course. ;)

I have crumbs in my keyboard. The techs hate that.

i am not interested in the patterns you adhere to or admire. i want to know something concrete.

i have the flu.
My right leg itches and I can't scratch it because of this damned cast! Grrrrr!

I'm a University student, Full time chef and drummer rolled into one

I now hate Donald Trump.

And... I have O Blood Type.

I have two thumbs and 8 fingers. 6 if you don't count the little fingers. I have two of those.

i have a headache and gas and a partially sprained wrist, but I'm happy it's friday. Although I am realizing that I am spending too much time on NS, so I am trying to force myself to stop coming here. You probably wont see me here anymore after today. :fluffle:

i have a willy and i like BBQ food.

I'm about to eat lunch.

im sitting down

i am wearing a manowar thong.

I have paint under my fingernails and a half decorated living room wall.

I have the air conditioning switched on.

I'm posting on this thread, right here, right now. Yes siree, that i am.

I'm sitting in the dark. Light is for chumps

I set myself on fire once.

I just finished lunch and have to go back to work now.
I have a cold that just won't seem to go completely away.
I'm a newb.

I have A Rh- blood.

I'm alive.

My right leg itches and I can't scratch it because of this damned cast! Grrrrr!

Knitting needles old boy. That's the ticket.

I have A Rh- blood.

So do I. I am guessing your family is from northern Europe.

One of the fingercaps, with which I play washboard, has Menneken Pis on it

i'm smoking a rolled cigarette, but i want a filter one

I still play on my first keyboard I got like 10 years ago from santa

I just had a hot dog.

The "F" keys on my keyboard are dusty.

I just had a hot dog.
i wont ask questions.

i wont ask questions.

I had a hot dog for lunch. You have a far too dirty mind.

I had a hot dog for lunch. You have a far too dirty mind.
too dirty, or not dirty enough?

anyway, lets see what she does with this.
i have a penis.

I just lost precious minutes from my life reading this thread.

I just lost precious minutes from my life reading this thread.
you probably would've just wasted them anyway. :D

NS are you Vitto's puppet?

My hotdog has a first name, it's O S C A R.

NS are you Vitto's puppet?
no, but by startling coincidence, we live in the same podunk town (i just found out about a week ago) and frequent many of the same threads. OH, and talk to occ on msn. i might be, but it would be one helluva surprise for me. especially since i had a conversation with vitto online.

I danced with wolves. Not real ones of course, but they were on TV. I also danced with a Mexican girl that works with me last night. She's married, but she can salsa like a pro. I know how to salsa. I also know how to put together a long string of really unimportant information. I got off work early last night. I got out of school early today. I slept for 4 1/2 of the hours I was in school today, which is interesting because I was only in school for 5 hours. I am hungry. I don't like microwaved hot dogs. Only grilled ones. I am oing to Mt. Pleasant tomorrow so my buddy can see his girl, and so I can see 3 of her friends. I like to state the obvious. I also like to make things up and state them as if they were obvious. I also like to obscure the obvious, whenever convenient. my buddy just got in a wreck that was completely not his fault, and he is suing them for a tidy sum of money. I am out of stupid things to add on to this list.

i just came inside from cutting wood

clowns scare me... they are the source of all the worlds evil

clowns scare me... they are the source of all the worlds evil
their comically large footwear does nothing to hide their sociopathic nature. They veil themselves behind a wall of face paint and giant buttons, acting out a part, living out thier lie. the kind of person that needs that level of anonimity is, perhaps, more than a little untrustworthy.

i am wearing a hat.

I have three meetings to finish minutes on, and will have to work on the weekend to complete them.
:(

their comically large footwear does nothing to hide their sociopathic nature. They veil themselves behind a veil of face paint and giant buttons, acting out a part, living out thier lie. the kind of person that needs that level of anonimity is, perhaps, more than a little untrustworthy.

indeed

My leg hurts and I've given up smoking.

My ear itches, but since I'm in an office in plain view of coworkers, I can't stick my finger in it and dig around like I really want to do.

I excel at holding large complex abstractions in my head.
Examples:
I can read several thousand pages of depositions, and if you read from one of them, I can tell you what deposition you're reading from, and what page you're on. I can also read those depositions quickly - around 5000 words per minute, and abstract it all down to a few pages.

I can visualize where the flight path of a bullet to very long ranges (it's a more complex arc than most people realize).

I'm extremely nerdy, quite a bit weird and I like to laugh insanely irregularly when alone. I often watch hentai in the middle of the night. Just for fun, I'm holy according to my own belief. (which I currently call "fREaKy Belief v0.2.2")

Other things that are currently "holy" according to my belief includes, but are not limited to: nerdiness, insanity (but not madness, for some insane reason), my far-from-finished incredibly weird textbased RPG in Swedish, hentai (as long as I find it beutiful), anything related to fluff (how holy it is depends on the amount of fluffiness)

Because of me modifying my thought patterns from time to time and I thought it was a funny/insane idea, my spontaneous reaction if a female forum member posts a message saying that she is evil is to post a fluffle smilie, but for safety reasons, I usually refrain from doing it. (for best effect, the evilness should be linked to insane and/or evil laugher and/or be similar to that of the weird "evil" characters of old SNES RPGs)

I'm bleeding.

I also have a very "weird" sense of humor and think up jokes and puns that almost no one except me finds funny irregularly, often in intervals. Here is a demonstation of a "crappy" joke:

I'm bleeding.
LG, the bleeding edge forum member!

I absolutely love Classic Punk Rock. The real stuff.

The Sex Pistols, the Ramones, The Clash, The Damned, the Misfits, and the Buzzcocks.

All superb bands, with very catchy and listenable songs. You've gotta love "God Save The Queen", "Sheena Is A Punk Rocker", "Death Or Glory", "New Rose", and "Ever Fallen In Love".

I just came from the eye doctor where he did laser surgery to zap some extraneous blood vessels in my right eye. I have to go back for more next week. Man, it hurts like hell, so I think next time I am going to take the pain pills BEFORE.