NationStates Jolt Archive

If it werent for the loony bin being full 5 years ago when they tried to commit me, i'd probably still be there now. Luckily they had to let me go.

Now, I'm opening a General forum asylum, where you can let your loony side totally loose! Release the demon!

http://www.emailman.com/video/sesamestreet/berternie.gif

If it werent for the loony bin being full 5 years ago when they tried to commit me, i'd probably still be there now. Luckily they had to let me go.

Now, I'm opening a General forum asylum, where you can let your loony side totally loose! Release the demon!

http://www.emailman.com/video/sesamestreet/berternie.gif
awww isnt that nice? :)

http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/blogs/static/knicholls/20040629a.jpg

Yarr! Kill it!

Does no one want the finest cuts of human flesh?

Does no one want the finest cuts of human flesh?

I've got plenty, thanks.

http://img218.exs.cx/img218/6095/barbeque0yx.gif

Abbala doon! Yarg!

Does no one want the finest cuts of human flesh?
i'll have some dog meat. the one on the left is looking at me funny :mad:


edit: as is Bert! i will eat his eyes first.

http://www.emailman.com/video/sesamestreet/berternie.gif

I'll give you an egg surprise. The surprise is, there's no eggs.

as is Bert! i will eat his eyes first.
Out, vile jellies!!!

(Gotta love Shakespeare for weird phrases...)

*puts a shiny object in the corner of the round room*

*puts a shiny object in the corner of the round room*

I do that every day.

*Plays with his spherical square football*

I can't do the whole 'lets go crazy' thing. It all happens without me realising it, and all my stupid (occasionally funny) comments I drop in happen without me thinking about them first. I appologise for not having the thought power to partake in this thread.

*runs over to shiny object, fondles it briefly, shoves it deeply in left nostril*

I'm the Queen of France!

Does no one want the finest cuts of human flesh?
No thanks, I just ate. I had liver. (http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?icqw231javls)

*runs over to shiny object, fondles it briefly, shoves it deeply in left nostril*

I'm the Queen of France!

actually you are my football.

*Kicks*

If it werent for the loony bin being full 5 years ago when they tried to commit me, i'd probably still be there now. Luckily they had to let me go.
Lucky. I had to chew through the restraints.

I swear I had no connection to the brutal murder of those nurses. And I certainly didn't drink their blood. Nope, not me.

*whistles nervously*

YES i can finaly releace the crackpot in me hunnnnnnnnn,, oohhhhhhhhh aggggggg *pop* hey you not the crackpot in me, your the hetro... "what do you expect the crackpot is you!"

hey that is not nice, i willchrush you with my malet of silence. <(o_O)'>

<<<<<<<<CRACK>>>>>>>>>>> <(X_X)>

heh he he he he he..... MUH hahahahahahah.
hey whats that!!

*Hit the next poster with my malet of silence*

<<<<<<<<<K-POW>>>>>>>>

*Is the eater of souls! and not just any souls!*

http://www.lhasamedical.com/img/products/assigned/t_fle0097.jpg

Tin, sometimes I think you're a little boy inside of a man. :rolleyes:

Tin, sometimes I think you're a little boy inside of a man. :rolleyes:

Actually i'm a man inside a walrus.

Actually i'm a man inside a walrus.
You're a boy. Admit it.

You're a boy. Admit it.

Ok, a 19 year old boy in a Walrus.

How old are you Tin?

How old are you Tin?

Look above you einstein. 19.

Look above you einstein. 19.
Einstein this, Einstein that, Einstein blah blah blah! He stole my work, dammit! He's nothing but a lousy PLAGIARIST!!

*plots to kill...*

I fart on your grave!

Well, I thought you were 20. I said you were a boy, I wasn't sure if that was why you posted 19 or not. So you can't spell scent. :rolleyes:

I fart on your grave!You shall regret that, my erstwhile friend ... *adds TIN to list of people to glue hair to pillow while asleep and begins to eat baked beans*

*comes in here to de-stress*

I'm engaged in a "debate" that cuts a bit too close to home... :mad:

*rants and raves*
I like the soft walls...

I like the soft walls...Mine are scratch and sniff!

*Scratch and sniffs*

Mmm... loganberry.

*Scratch and sniffs*

Mmm... loganberry.Mine are beetroot.

Mine are scratch and sniff!
Scratch and sniff my ass!

Oh shit no!
*runs away*

Mine are beetroot.
Out the way!

*Licks wallpaper*

Mmm...

NOOOOO!!!!
He's eating my dinner!
*sniffles quietly in corner with foot behind head*

http://artpad.art.com/?ictzme1hjbc

I've always been told I'm borderline insane....just no-one's ever told me which side of the border. I think I've found my true home now...
Yes, I live in a small alarm clock smelling of gherkins buried beneath the Eiffel Tower. Home, sweet home.

Out, vile jellies!!!

(Gotta love Shakespeare for weird phrases...)

Is that anything like royal jelly?

http://artpad.art.com/?ictzme1hjbchttp://artpad.art.com/?icu09re33xw

Is that anything like royal jelly?

Well it was KING lear's eye, so yes. :D

Is that anything like royal jelly?Mmmm, bees... crunchy.

If it werent for the loony bin being full 5 years ago when they tried to commit me, i'd probably still be there now. Luckily they had to let me go.
That wasn't a mental asylum. It was just the 24-hr 7-11. And they didn't let you go. They had to get the police to come and drag your naked prone figure from out of the chiller where you collapsed after sucking down 15 cans of dairy whip.
Don't you remember any of this?



I know that I'm NOT crazy. Because the table lamp told me I'm not.

I know that I'm NOT crazy. Because the table lamp told me I'm not.What if it's conspiring against you? Maybe it's just saying so so that it can reveal your insanity to you later and drive you even more insane?

EDIT: Fluff... everywhere! So... fluffy!

What if the table was conspiring against the table lamp and told him to tell him that because he threatened him.

*Is the eater of souls! and not just any souls!*

http://www.lhasamedical.com/img/products/assigned/t_fle0097.jpg
lmao http://www.ebaumsworld.com/shoesouls.html

What if it's conspiring against you? Maybe it's just saying so so that it can reveal your insanity to you later and drive you even more insane?

EDIT: Fluff... everywhere! So... fluffy!
That did cross my mind, but the table lamp warned about the toaster, so I trust it. The toaster on the other hand - it's the one that keeps telling me I'm insane, especially after what happened to the neighbours.

Appliances don't talk to you! The kiwi's do...

http://www.edunet.ch/activite/mimi/vevey/images/MCG/kiwi.jpg

That did cross my mind, but the table lamp warned about the toaster, so I trust it. The toaster on the other hand - it's the one that keeps telling me I'm insane, especially after what happened to the neighbours.
Make sure it's plugged out before you kill it with a fork!

they say there is a think line between genious and insanity, everone tells me i've crossed it... they admit it. were a genious..... be quiet at the back.

suffer my wath with my malet of silence

*hits the poster below*


eheheheheheeheh

*your weapon has no effect*
Your wath whats your wath?

*your weapon has no effect*
Your wath whats your wath?

smart arse!

potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, heh that was fun.

not as fun as my friend Mr Fibble
(if you don't watch Red dwarf, your out of the loop on that gag)

Give me that malet
*hits Davo_301 with his Malet of Silence*

I'm not crazy. Really. *knifes several people*

I'm not crazy. Really. *knifes several people*
Hey whats up...
AHH! Why? why, my only son...

I told you! I am Napoleon! *gibbers*

Finally, a place to to relax....

I must burn it.....burn it all....my yard gnome told me to..

*Holds a lighter to the walls and starts to giggle*

Give me that malet
*hits Davo_301 with his Malet of Silence*

ah *dodges*

you cannot hit me i'm wearing a red checkered gingham dress, and army boots, Mr Fibble it very angy, what should we do to them??? yes thats right there crazy, that deserves 2 hours of WOO, whats that you say, that 2 hours With Out Oxyagen, that will teach them for being fruitcakes, the potato king says so.

(i can't believe no one here watched red dwarf)

Someone else come play ADversity. It's fun!!

But we're insane. You can't expect us to play sensibly. Uh, I mean...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH *runs into wall*

*scampers into the thread. Runs in circles, arms waving and flinging Froot Loops everywhere* AIEEE! AIEEE! AIEEE! *dives in some mud*

ah *dodges*

you cannot hit me i'm wearing a red checkered gingham dress, and army boots, Mr Fibble it very angy, what should we do to them??? yes thats right there crazy, that deserves 2 hours of WOO, whats that you say, that 2 hours With Out Oxyagen, that will teach them for being fruitcakes, the potato king says so.

(i can't believe no one here watched red dwarf)

I'm wearing a red gingham dress, and am talking to a hand puppet, and you think there's nothing wrong with me? Hee hee, that's a good episode.
*wanders off to watch Red Dwarf, only to be distracted by the talking wallpaper* What's that? Burn the carpet? Why didn't you ask earlier? *pours petrol, lights match, and laughs manically as the flames envelop me*

*wonders why I V Stalin's actions occur to the first person*
Meep!

No thanks, I just ate. I had liver. (http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?icqw231javls)
You have been having entirely too much fun with the artpad. An intervention may need to be staged. :p

smart arse!

potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, potato, heh that was fun.

I actually laughed out loud while reading that. Does that say anything about my sanity level? *watches as the green meter drops*

Oh, and never down 2 bags of pop rocks and a can of coke, even for 20 bucks. It's not fun.

Oh no! The green meter sank too low...! Now the music is getting weird and strange things are happening randomly. Eeek!

Fools! I demand the contents of your sleeve!

Fools! I demand the contents of your sleeve!
:eek:
No! I shan't give you control of my armies!

:eek:
No! I shan't give you control of my armies!

Well how about your leggies?

Well how about your leggies?
I don't keep them in my sleeves. They usually go in my hat.

MwEhEhEhEhEh... *more weird laugher*

I WILL take over your neighbour's tomatoes and make them MINE! Then, I will brutally eat the tomatoes in cold blood and fill a random cave with sugar...!