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So you want to be a chaos magickian?

04-03-2005, 08:13
04-03-2005, 08:24
Before anyone asks, I myself am not a chaote. I just happen to know a bit about it since I find religion fascinating and sometimes research it for the sheer hell of it.

That was a bit misleading, I do my Discordian thang, but I wouldn't count myself in as a chaote really.
04-03-2005, 09:11
As a Discordian, I find your description of us as being 'silly' to be tasteless and offensive.

Rock on!!
04-03-2005, 09:13
Is it as difficicult to pronounce "magickian" as I think it would be with that k in there?
04-03-2005, 09:24
My description of myself as "not a chaote" was a bit misleading, I do the Discordian thang myself. I thought silly was a pretty good desciption...

What would you prefer I change it to?

Wait, is my serious node turned on when I should be using my pineal gland here?
Did you really just take a Discordian seriously? What were you thnking?
04-03-2005, 09:25
When I've heard it used, it's pronounced just the same as "magician", the "k" is just to make it more pretentious or summit like that. I'm not sure actually, but many chaotes get riled up if you call them magicians without the k.

Figured as much. The k thing really annoys me when people are serious about it, heh.
04-03-2005, 12:02
You could perform rituals to Spongebob Squarepants if you really wanted to.

Hey ... who doesn't?
04-03-2005, 12:10
It'll turn you gay though!

Actually, Spiderman will make you gay.

Spongebob just makes you want to fuck a starfish.
Dostanuot Loj
04-03-2005, 17:35
Oh, I thought that was just normal.

You two scare me...

And this topic has left me nothing but confused.. is that a good thing?
Sumamba Buwhan
04-03-2005, 18:13
We are all chaos majickians, whether we know it or not in my opinion. This is difficult to explain so I wont. lol
05-03-2005, 05:26
And this topic has left me nothing but confused.. is that a good thing?Yes, for confusion is the voice of god so sayeth the Fnord!

I think the real message of spongebob isn't necessarily that spongebob and patrick are gay, because anyone could see that; its that squidward is a self-hating homosexual that lashes out at spongebob because he fears being recognized by society for what he really is: a gay clarinet playing squid.

Oddly enough, the fundamentalists that call spongebob gay are also mostly gay clarinet playing squids, most likely prairie squids.