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Ok, tomorrow at my school their is a dance. And I was wondering, can you give me some tips on dancing with girls? I don't wanna screw anything up. So plz tell me a few useful things I might wanna know.

Watch some music videos to get the hang of it. Check out "2Legit2Quit" or anything by Bel Biv Devoe. Man, those guys got some moves!

Ok, tomorrow at my school their is a dance. And I was wondering, can you give me some tips on dancing with girls? I don't wanna screw anything up. So plz tell me a few useful things I might wanna know.
Depends. How old are you and what type of dance (casual, semi casual, semi formal)?

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Don't stare down at your feet while your dancing.

Depends. How old are you and what type of dance (casual, semi casual, semi formal)?



age-not too important(i think)
type of dance - i have no, friggin, clue........


so ill say casual, possible semi-casual

Just relax. Nothing screws you up more on the dance floor than being self conscious. If you're uncomfortable dancing, don't do much of it, but try a little.

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dude....thats sweet!

age-not too important(i think)
type of dance - i have no, friggin, clue........


so ill say casual, possible semi-casual
Actually age is pretty important, dude. Different ages dance differently. I'm a teacher at a middle and high school, I know what I'm talking about... How about grade that way I know your general age?

For example, seventh graders dance by lining up on opposite walls of the gym and staring at each other across the dance floor.

For example, seventh graders dance by lining up on opposite walls of the gym and staring at each other across the dance floor.
Or being coerced into doing a f*cking squaredance w/seventh graders in gym class (sorry, it bring up bad memories)

For example, seventh graders dance by lining up on opposite walls of the gym and staring at each other across the dance floor.
lol... yep... arms length when slow dancing your first time, usually

Just relax. Nothing screws you up more on the dance floor than being self conscious. If you're uncomfortable dancing, don't do much of it, but try a little.



Thanks, thats pretty good

Or being coerced into doing a f*cking squaredance w/seventh graders in gym class (sorry, it bring up bad memories)
lol

Ok, tomorrow at my school their is a dance. And I was wondering, can you give me some tips on dancing with girls? I don't wanna screw anything up. So plz tell me a few useful things I might wanna know.
Don't step on their toes, don't trip, and don't release gas. :p

Be yourself :D

Well, the first step is usually to post about it on the internet. It appears that you've got that down pat.

Next thing you've got to do is find a girl. Otherwise the entire premise of dancing with girls is pretty lost.

Come back when you have this second step completed.

Well actually, you'd be surprised. I know a few seventh graders,like my friends little brother, and compared to movies I've watched, alot of them dance like at a night club or something, idk. On the tickets to their dances, the had to start putting NO SUGGESTIVE OR INAPPROPRIATE dancing because of what 2 seventh graders did two years ago............

Well, the first step is usually to post about it on the internet. It appears that you've got that down pat.

Next thing you've got to do is find a girl. Otherwise the entire premise of dancing with girls is pretty lost.

Come back when you have this second step completed.


Second Step Complete

Well actually, you'd be surprised. I know a few seventh graders,like my friends little brother, and compared to movies I've watched, alot of them dance like at a night club or something, idk. On the tickets to their dances, the had to start putting NO SUGGESTIVE OR INAPPROPRIATE dancing because of what 2 seventh graders did two years ago............

You gonna tell us what they did?

How about don't forget to move your feet...we're not trees, we don't just stand in one place and sway from side to side :)

Oh, and have fun! :D

well, without knowing your age, if your 12ish don't be too serious and make sure you don't hold too close or near her butt and let her sort of lead the way. 13ish try to stay with a group and dance a lot, dance crazy make people laugh, ask a girl to dance if she says no ask another, just have fun, pretty much same as 12 year old. 14ish you can get a lot closer and kiss her or whatever but don't be too hot on her or she'll get freaked out and hate your guts. 15ish same as 14. 16ish a good tip is to bring in an old dance like swing dance or a crazy dance to make them laugh and then try to wow one girl. general don't think about dancing just do it, it doesnt matter if you look dumb cause noone will notice if your having a good time. but you can tell her you dont know how to dance and ask her to teach you, thats always fun.

Well actually, you'd be surprised. I know a few seventh graders,like my friends little brother, and compared to movies I've watched, alot of them dance like at a night club or something, idk. On the tickets to their dances, the had to start putting NO SUGGESTIVE OR INAPPROPRIATE dancing because of what 2 seventh graders did two years ago............
I know, I've seen bad dancing by kids, but usually they aren't.

You gonna tell us what they did?



how the hell am I supposed to know? i wasn't their. I can find out though.....

If you want an example of what not to do, go rent "Better Off Dead" and watch the scene where the chubby weird kid, Ricky, dances with the french girl.

bring a red licorice rope to the dance

carry it to your favorite girl and ask her (in your words), "Let's dance. you start on one end. Whoever makes it to the middle first wins."

So you face each other and commence dancing (slow dance... put your arms around her waist -- she should put her arms around your neck)... you put one end of the licorice rope in your mouth, and put the other end in her mouth. then you both start eating while you sway back and forth to the slow music.

of course when your mouth meets hers at or near the center of the rope, make sure she isn't sick from swallowing all that candy... you don't want that. If you know that she likes you, maybe try to kiss her.

bring a red licorice rope to the dance

carry it to your favorite girl and ask her (in your words), "Let's dance. you start on one end. Whoever makes it to the middle first wins."

So you face each other and commence dancing (slow dance... put your arms around her waist -- she should put her arms around your neck)... you put one end of the licorice rope in your mouth, and put the other end in her mouth. then you both start eating while you sway back and forth to the slow music.

of course when your mouth meets hers at or near the center of the rope, make sure she isn't sick from swallowing all that candy... you don't want that. If you know that she likes you, maybe try to kiss her.
Is that in a movie, cause I've seen that...

-snip- but you can tell her you dont know how to dance and ask her to teach you, thats always fun.
Agreed! Oh the fun, especially if it's less of a huge-disco-hall type party and something a little smaller, quieter, and a little more... how do you say... intimate. :D

Agreed! Oh the fun, especially if it's less of a huge-disco-hall type party and something a little smaller, quieter, and a little more... how do you say... intimate. :D
yep, I agree
wow... *points to siggy* I'm like obsessed with Live, the smiths and U2

Heh, I can't dance either. I think the closest I ever came to dancing with a girl was at an Arcade... Playing DDR... God I'm a nerd. :rolleyes:

Ok, tomorrow at my school their is a dance. And I was wondering, can you give me some tips on dancing with girls? I don't wanna screw anything up. So plz tell me a few useful things I might wanna know.


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GENERAL RULES FOR A BALL-ROOM.
A lady will not cross a ball-room unattended.

A gentleman will not take a vacant seat next to a lady who is a stranger to him. If she is an acquaintance, he may do so with her permission.

White kid gloves should be worn at a ball, and only be taken off at supper-time.

In dancing quadrilles do not make any attempt to take steps. A quiet walk is all that is required.

When a gentleman escorts a lady home from a ball, she should not invite him to enter the house; and even if she does so, he should by all means decline the invitation. he should call upon her during the next day or evening.

As the guests enter the room, it is not necessary for the lady of the house to advance each time toward the door, but merely to rise from her seat to receive their courtesies and congratulations. If, indeed, the hostess wishes to show particular favor to some peculiarly honored guests, she may introduce them to others, whose acquaintance she may imagine will be especially suitable and agreeable.

When entering a private ball or party, the visitor should invariably bow to the company. No well-bred person would omit this courtesy in entering a drawing-room; although the entrance to a large assembly may be unnoticed.

Any presentation to a lady in a public ball-room, for the mere purpose of dancing, does not entitle you to claim her acquaintance afterwards; therefore, should you meet her, at most you may lift your hat; but even that is better avoided - unless, indeed, she first bow - as neither she nor her friends can know who or what you are.

Never wait until the signal is given to take a partner, for nothing is more impolite than to invite a lady hastily, and when the dancers are already in their places; it can be allowed only when the set is incomplete.

In private parties, a lady is not to refuse the invitation of a gentleman to dance, unless she is previously engaged. the hostess must be supposed to have asked to her house only those persons whom she knows to be perfectly respectable and of unblemished character, as well as pretty equal in position; and thus, to decline the offer of any gentleman present, would be a tacit reflection on the gentleman or lady of the house.

I learnt all my dancing from watching Brendan Fraser in Encino Man.

Rent this movie!

You will be the life of the party.

. Check out "2Legit2Quit"

That, my friend, is fucking good advice.

Hammer was THE greatest MC on the face of this planet, and a kickass danceman to boot.

I'm guessing your, what, 13 to 16ish, no?

Well, one thing that I'd have to say to do is when your slow dancing, there really is absolutly nothing to it. Really. You barely even move from the spot. The only reason they have it is because it sexual. So nothing to it.

Here some advice here, though. Always take the lead.

Usually, she put her arms around here neck, you hold her.

I wouldn't worry about it too much though man. If a girl is dancing with you, chances are that's where she wants to be (unless it's some cruel joke, in which case, I would laugh.)

Oh, and don't fuck around with people. Just have fun.


Course, what the hell do I know? People don't like nightclubs where I live (prefer street parties) and I haven't been to a dance forever. They barely had any at my schools. They always ended up causing violence, and for the ones we did have I was mostly in detention.

But now I'm just talking about me, and rambling, wich is not helpfull to you at all.

The best thing to do when your just beggining to dance is to slow dance because it's frickin easy. Just wait for some slower songs, you'll know what they are when you hear them, and most of all be yourself!!!

Heh, I can't dance either. I think the closest I ever came to dancing with a girl was at an Arcade... Playing DDR... God I'm a nerd. :rolleyes:
No, my wife and I play DDR together in arcades... well, we used to but she's pregnant and all that jumping gets to her.

Hey, VoteEarly, fucking nice!

Halarious, my man!

If only that was the way people did things nowdays, eh?

Such an unghettofabulous age we live in.....

that was awesome

*A lady will not fornicate with a gentleman who is beneath her.*

Hey, VoteEarly, fucking nice!

Halarious, my man!

If only that was the way people did things nowdays, eh?

Such an unghettofabulous age we live in.....
VoteEarly... lol the womanizing anti abortion guy from last nice, nice to see you again.

that was awesome

*A lady will not fornicate with a gentleman who is beneath her.*


Now, that is a funny little phrase!

But in all seriousness, I would not at all mind if that age of courtesy and the like came back. Perhaps it's just who I grew up with.

that was awesome

*A lady will not fornicate with a gentleman who is beneath her.*

But that's one of my favorite positions. :(

Or being coerced into doing a f*cking squaredance w/seventh graders in gym class (sorry, it bring up bad memories)
*shudders*

Listen to the beat of the music, relax and move to it. A lot of guys like to just shuffle their feet back and forth, and if that's all you are comfortable doing, okay, but at least look like you are enjoying it. Of you can try adding some subtle arm moves to the feet shuffle.

A lot of people worry that they will look stupid when they dance. Other people who are dancing won't notice unless you are bumping into them, and anyone standing on the sides might be watching you, but who cares what they think? They are too lame to even get out and dance!

Slow dancing is a lot easier, but the big thing is RELAX. There is nothing worse than dancing with a guy who feels like he has rigor mortis. The best way to relax during a slow dance is to make small talk. Too hard to talk and dance? You don't have to say much, just tell her she smells nice, is a good dancer, or ask her if she likes the song.

Get glowsticks, and rave. Just make sure you don't hit them with your glowsticks when string raving.

Other then that, don't step on their feet.

VoteEarly... lol the womanizing anti abortion guy from last nice, nice to see you again.

I have an inkling feeling that VE was not being entirely serious in that thread. Thank god. I was beginning to lose my faith in natural selection...

But that's one of my favorite positions. :(
lol... I was going to say that, too... mmm, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl...

Oh, I almost forgot.

Wade through the throng of people, walk up to the DJ(whoever is playing the music),request a romantic like song thing for slow dancing, if your doing that.

And if you can't breakdance, for the love of god don't try! Please, people.....

A good few songs for slowdancing(if you like to do that)

"Stairway to heaven" by Lead Zepplin. Not is it only a good song, but it's seventeen minutes long, you sneaky horny bastard you!

"And here I dreamt I was an architect" by The Decemberists.

"Have you seen her?" MC Hammer

"Hush" by LL Cool J, or one of his many other very romantic type songs (Such as, "Move something" and "Apple Cobbler")

And a song if you want to bust out the oldtown moves,

"Dancin' Machine" MC Hammer

"Soft and Wet" MC Hammer

"Northern Touch" Rascalz


Man, I'm just like Will Smith in that movie that I didn't see....God I kickass!

-snip-ask her if she likes the song.
I thought you said if she likes to snog for a second... lol

I have an inkling feeling that VE was not being entirely serious in that thread. Thank god. I was beginning to lose my faith in natural selection...

Natural selection doesn't happen anymore, not with modern medicine.

Knowing VoteEarly (well, actually, I don't know him) I think he was entirely serious, and I find the fact that he can go against the current trend of going against trends extremly ghettofabulous.

Well, in some ways at least.

Listen to the beat of the music, relax and move to it. A lot of guys like to just shuffle their feet back and forth, and if that's all you are comfortable doing, okay, but at least look like you are enjoying it. Of you can try adding some subtle arm moves to the feet shuffle.

A lot of people worry that they will look stupid when they dance. Other people who are dancing won't notice unless you are bumping into them, and anyone standing on the sides might be watching you, but who cares what they think? They are too lame to even get out and dance!

Slow dancing is a lot easier, but the big thing is RELAX. There is nothing worse than dancing with a guy who feels like he has rigor mortis. The best way to relax during a slow dance is to make small talk. Too hard to talk and dance? You don't have to say much, just tell her she smells nice, is a good dancer, or ask her if she likes the song.


That is good advice!

(Well, I don't really dance with that many men, but I can imagine it would be no fun if the guy you were with were a stiff board.

Anyhow, listen to her!)

Natural selection doesn't happen anymore, not with modern medicine.

Knowing VoteEarly (well, actually, I don't know him) I think he was entirely serious, and I find the fact that he can go against the current trend of going against trends extremly ghettofabulous.

Well, in some ways at least.
I disagree with VE in every thread I've ever seen him (or her possibly even though I don't know why a woman would womanize and be openly straight) but I still respect him (or her).

Get glowsticks, and rave. Just make sure you don't hit them with your glowsticks when string raving.

Other then that, don't step on their feet.


That on the other hand, is a bad idea.

Raver's make me want to hit them. And I do.

Usually the ones all drugged up and high as kites.

I wait outside there nightclubs and hit them, and then take there money, the stupid high children.

But most of them bring it upon themselves.

Of course, I don't steal from people who have serious addictions. Those people, I leave them alone.

But I digress.

the best advice i can give is, don't choke, look at her, act natural and don't do anything to flarish

for slow dancing, you'll feel the mood, you'll kno how far is acceptable, but the first time i slow danced i was right up against her so yeah (btw it was in 7th grade ;) ) ( :fluffle: )

I disagree with VE in every thread I've ever seen him (or her possibly even though I don't know why a woman would womanize and be openly straight) but I still respect him (or her).


As do I. What are you getting at?

Listen to the beat of the music, relax and move to it. A lot of guys like to just shuffle their feet back and forth, and if that's all you are comfortable doing, okay, but at least look like you are enjoying it. Of you can try adding some subtle arm moves to the feet shuffle.

A lot of people worry that they will look stupid when they dance. Other people who are dancing won't notice unless you are bumping into them, and anyone standing on the sides might be watching you, but who cares what they think? They are too lame to even get out and dance!

Slow dancing is a lot easier, but the big thing is RELAX. There is nothing worse than dancing with a guy who feels like he has rigor mortis. The best way to relax during a slow dance is to make small talk. Too hard to talk and dance? You don't have to say much, just tell her she smells nice, is a good dancer, or ask her if she likes the song.


Yeah this is good advice, Thanks alot. I hope it's as easy as it seems.

As do I. What are you getting at?
that wasn't directed to you exactly, more the guy who thought he was being sarcastic, I jsut didn't feel like going back to quote him.

that wasn't directed to you exactly, more the guy who thought he was being sarcastic, I jsut didn't feel like going back to quote him.

Oh, I see. You were confirming that you respected that aswell. So it all comes together.....

Is that in a movie, cause I've seen that...

I'm not sure if the licorice-rope method is in a movie or not. We tried it at a 7th- or 8th-grade dance and it worked just .. GREAT!

Yeah this is good advice, Thanks alot. I hope it's as easy as it seems.


Oh, hey Marabal,

I know I haven't really been to helpfull, but this is a good piece of advice right here, the best advice I can give you.

Unless he confirms that he will let you do so, and it has to be clear, make sure, do not EVER, even if she wants to, dance with one of a gang leaders girl, espicially not one whose locally powerfull. If he says you can, that's ok, but otherwise, show respect, to her, to him, and stay clear. TRUST ME.

Oh, and chances are she's just as nervous as you.

Then again, maybe not, but all the same, be mellow.

They call me mellow yellow,
quite rightly!
This mellow is something something,
quite rightly!

Man I love that song.

I'm not sure if the licorice-rope method is in a movie or not. We tried it at a 7th- or 8th-grade dance and it worked just .. GREAT!


I dunno. That would never fly here, but maybe were worse off for it.

I didn't think anything like that would work. It was probably in a movie. It may have been a big trend and everyone did it, and that's why it was in a movie, because it's popular culture, or maybe it was in a movie and everyone tried it. Endless possibilities.


Well, actully, more like two.

Oh, hey Marabal,

I know I haven't really been to helpfull, but this is a good piece of advice right here, the best advice I can give you.

Unless he confirms that he will let you do so, and it has to be clear, make sure, do not EVER, even if she wants to, dance with one of a gang leaders girl, espicially not one whose locally powerfull. If he says you can, that's ok, but otherwise, show respect, to her, to him, and stay clear. TRUST ME.

Oh, and chances are she's just as nervous as you.

Then again, maybe not, but all the same, be mellow.

They call me mellow yellow,
quite rightly!
This mellow is something something,
quite rightly!

Man I love that song.


lol ok, i dont think i'll have to worry about that, but thanks anyway.

Don't be scared, if you're scared you mess up no matter how good you are. Look at their face; don't look at their rack, or their feet, doing the former will get you slapped or if she doesn't notice you'll get distracted and mess up, doing the later will end up with her being sandwhiched between you and a wall :p Listen to the teacher so you know the steps and repeat them in your head and with your feet. Take a shower in the morning before you have phys ed, wear clean clothes, deodorant and wash your hands often, no one likes a stinker, on a similar note, no gas. That's my advice.

tried dancing once. it was shit. not going to do it ever again.

i mean, what is the fun in prancing around like a lunatic? i get slow dancing with a partner, all romantic like, but arg dancing blows...


the only appraisal i got was that i 'needed to be more drunk' :( :( :(

lol ok, i dont think i'll have to worry about that, but thanks anyway.


Well, I just thought it only right to tell you. It always helped me.

I've seen so many people hurt themselves that way......

Anyhow, if it ever comes up, take heed.

tried dancing once. it was shit. not going to do it ever again.

i mean, what is the fun in prancing around like a lunatic? i get slow dancing with a partner, all romantic like, but arg dancing blows...


the only appraisal i got was that i 'needed to be more drunk' :( :( :(



Dancing can be alot of fun if your good at it.

I'm no good, but all the same, if you can bust those funky moves, it makes for a hell of a good time.

I think the most important thing that can be said over everything else is to just relax. Nobody likes to dance with a 2x4. If you're relaxed she'll probably feel a lot more comfortable and will relax as well. With that understood, some things to keep in mind are:

Don't be afraid of stepping on her feet. Wear light shoes, because it's going to happen. Just accept that. Now, remaining cool and collected after stepping on her toes, or even tripping for that matter, will probably impress her more than being a flawless dancer.

Second (and this is a really important one), keep eye contact. If you look down at the ground she'll either a)think you're looking at her breats and be offended, or b)think you're just not interested in her and may go find someone else to dance with. Next to being relaxed, this is the most essential part. And, as an added bonus, if she's busy looking at your eyes, she probably won't notice if your hand should "accidentally" begin to migrate south. ;)

Other than that, just be yourself. Talk to her. Compliments are always nice. On the other hand, too many compliments can be creapy, so try not to go overboard. Generally speaking I'd keep it under 5 in one night. 3 is a magical number. The rest is basically common sense. Don't show up to the dance unkempt and gross looking. After all, she's got to spend the whole night with you (or at least you want her to, anyway).

Good luck! And remember, she's going to be just as nervous as you are, so you really don't have anything to worry about.

Just be natural, if it's a slow dance, just hold her by her thighs, and just move around slowly but not always in a complete circle cause you will make her dizzy, and if it is a fast dance where you don't hold each other or anything, just dance normally don't try anything fancy.

i didnt read any other posts, but if this is a high school dance, i highly doubt you will be doing formal dancing. just go with the music and what ever the girls doin.

Ok, tomorrow at my school their is a dance. And I was wondering, can you give me some tips on dancing with girls? I don't wanna screw anything up. So plz tell me a few useful things I might wanna know.

If you are American and there is a 'dance' at your school that means you are in Highschool and under 21, right?
Your drinking laws. :confused: So much for my idea, oh well.
No really, you don't need alcohol to dance with a girl. Just 'feel the beat' so to speak and go with it. Don't worry, you are not the center of attention at a dance so if you make a misstake don't worry, nobody cares.
Take a moment to see how other people 'guy's' are doing it and copy that.
Ask a nice girl to the floor and have fun, if you goof just joke about it and go on with it, don't stop and walk away!
FEEL THE BEAT and STAY COOL.
If you don't ask a girl you like to dance with you some other jacka** is going to and that is not good! You'll regret not to have made the first move.
Hang loose and feel the beat.


Have Fun Man! ;)

Yah, those wacky yankee drinking laws.....

You don't need booze to have fun though.

I never needed it.

Only the rich guys drank......Why, back in my day................................................................................................. .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... ..............

Slow dances are REALLY easy. Don't worry about them at all. she probably won't notice if your hand should "accidentally" begin to migrate south. Don't try this. Believe me, they notice.

Slow dances are REALLY easy. Don't worry about them at all. Don't try this. Believe me, they notice.

No, not always.

Yah, those wacky yankee drinking laws.....

You don't need booze to have fun though.

I never needed it.

Only the rich guys drank......Why, back in my day................................................................................................. .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... ..............

Like I said, the lad does not need a drink to dance. I was being sarcastic, why is sarcasm so alien to Europeans and Americans? Don't answer that, stay on topic!

Get drunk / high first.
I'm serious! It totally eases any and all social / sexual tension.

If all else fails, act like a macho lunatic dancing machine... think Kramer, and how he would woo a chick.

It's true..no kidding.. Make her think that she's the one that can't dance or lighten up... make things up, and execute them with dramatic conviction.

Somebody messes with you, challenge them to contest. Then mock what they're doing when it's your turn to dance....

Alcohol helps, but isn't important.

Chicks love an azzhole.. It's the unfortunate truth.. Be avant guard and a take charge kind of dude, and it doesn't matter what you're doing. If your GF doesn't like it, or is embarrassed.. the other chicks checking you out will pull in her female competitive instinct and keep her dying to be with you.

People are sheep.. remember that, and you'll have the time of your life.

Yah, those wacky yankee drinking laws.....

You don't need booze to have fun though.

I never needed it.

Only the rich guys drank......Why, back in my day................................................................................................. .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... ..............


Im not old enough to drink, noone under 21 is. I if i could i wouldn't, most alcholic things taste bad, or at least smell bad enough to make u not wanna taste it.

Get drunk / high first.
I'm serious! It totally eases any and all social / sexual tension.


Hmmm, I don't think it's that good of an idea, but that's just me. Whenever your head is screwed like that, you are sure to do something you will later regret, i.e. dancing with one of the gang leader's girls.

Myself, never happened around, because in my neighbhourhood, people frowned upon drunkness, and drug. See, they were a rather religious bunch, espicially the desi and Somalian guys.

Oddly enough, it was mostly us who would sell to the rich guys from the other parts of town.

Long live the double standard!

Like I said, the lad does not need a drink to dance. I was being sarcastic, why is sarcasm so alien to Europeans and Americans? Don't answer that, stay on topic!


we have plenty of sarcasim here. Most of my teachers don't find it to amusing though ;)

Im not old enough to drink, noone under 21 is. I if i could i wouldn't, most alcholic things taste bad, or at least smell bad enough to make u not wanna taste it.


I agree. THe only reason people drink his to get drunk. Alchohol tastes like shit.

My stepbrother, that little drunkard, he came to my part of town, and was all "No one drinks here? No one tokes here?" it was halarious.

A weed freak totaly isolated.

Still souronded by pushers, but not smoking drunkard pushers.

It was insanly funny.

we have plenty of sarcasim here. Most of my teachers don't find it to amusing though ;)


How was I too know it was sarcasm?

Alot of people drink socially, and it was written. I cannot read your mind, friend.

Advice from an accomplished dancer (me):

Drink some alcohol first if you can.

Some rules to remember if you are going to be doing ballroom type (swing, foxtrot, walz, tango, salsa to a degree) dancing:

1. LEAD do not follow.

2. Look at the girl's face or to the side of her head, never at your feet, never at her chest.

3. LEAD do not follow.

4. Do not slouch.

5. LEAD!!!!!!!!!!!

If you're going to be doing dancing other than ballroom, you are an idiot because that sort of dancing is for drunk people. Unless everony is drunk, everyone will look like a jackass.

Which said, try as hard as you can to move in time with the beats of the music.

The most I can say is relax and just flow to the music.

Punch her in the face

that'll definately get her attention off your dancing skills

(Well, I don't really dance with that many men, but I can imagine it would be no fun if the guy you were with were a stiff board.

If he were stiff, it's not dancing I would want to be doing. I would rather be... nah. Not going to go there. :p

If he were stiff, it's not dancing I would want to be doing. I would rather be... nah. Not going to go there. :p


Haha!

Why do I think of Kevin Costner everytime I see the title to this thread :confused:


If all else fails, just sway back and forth and move your feet ....one at a time, about 2 inches to the left and make a big circle. Slowly though. You cant screw up too badly if you do that. TRUST ME.

Bump!

ok now it's on the front page........

I agree. THe only reason people drink his to get drunk. Alchohol tastes like shit.

My stepbrother, that little drunkard, he came to my part of town, and was all "No one drinks here? No one tokes here?" it was halarious.



I like the taste of Amaretto and Brandy.

I like the taste of Amaretto and Brandy.

at last, something we agree on.

I like the taste of Amaretto and Brandy.



To each his own, I suppose.

Punch her in the face
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I like the taste of Amaretto and Brandy.

Brandy - yes. Amaretto - too sweet. My fave is Malibu Rum.

Avoid twisting her nipples between your thumb and forefinger.

Do not grasp her crotch vigorously as though trying to find her pubic hair through her clothing.

Rip not the pantyhose with the side of your shoe down her shins.

Avoid twisting her nipples between your thumb and forefinger.

Do not grasp her crotch vigorously as though trying to find her pubic hair through her clothing.

Rip not the pantyhose with the side of your shoe down her shins.

So, I suppose you are supposed to save that for after you leave the dance floor? :eek:

Well, the dance is probably going to be on at about, what, like from nine to tweleve, right? So I guess he can tell us how it went tommorow.

Avoid twisting her nipples between your thumb and forefinger.

Do not grasp her crotch vigorously as though trying to find her pubic hair through her clothing.

Rip not the pantyhose with the side of your shoe down her shins.


What kind of thing is that to even say to a middle school boy?

What kind of thing is that to even say to a middle school boy?

Once again, I question the fact that you were raised anywhere in the United States (well, it was almost that strange in Salt Lake City in 1972).

If he's on the Internet, and he's in middle school, this is probably the cleanest place he's ever been.

Once again, I question the fact that you were raised anywhere in the United States (well, it was almost that strange in Salt Lake City in 1972).

If he's on the Internet, and he's in middle school, this is probably the cleanest place he's ever been.


Again, I had no real idea of what sex was until about age 13-14, is that a problem with you?

Ok, tomorrow at my school their is a dance. And I was wondering, can you give me some tips on dancing with girls? I don't wanna screw anything up. So plz tell me a few useful things I might wanna know.
Learn the tango.

Again, I had no real idea of what sex was until about age 13-14, is that a problem with you?

No, it's not a problem.

It's just uncommon - not just because few parents raise their children that way today, but you would also have to isolate your child from other children.

No, it's not a problem.

It's just uncommon - not just because few parents raise their children that way today, but you would also have to isolate your child from other children.


I isolated myself from a lot of other children, I only had a few friends, and I didn't hang around the whore mongers and whores much, for I considered them ritually unclean.

Also, I heard folks talking about words (sexual words) but I still had no idea what they meant, and no real desire to be told what they meant, so I never asked.

Ideed you may consider me a prude for it, but to this day, I still don't know what equals what on the sexual baseball references (1st, 2nd, 3rd, home, etc). I just never asked because I never wanted to know, I didn't think debasing acts best reserved for a husband and wife, into terms of common use, was appropriate or proper in any regards.

And your probably a better person for it.

However, it is all the same uncommon.

Ok, tomorrow at my school their is a dance. And I was wondering, can you give me some tips on dancing with girls? I don't wanna screw anything up. So plz tell me a few useful things I might wanna know.

dont stare at their chest
dont stand on their feet
offer to buy the drinks at the end...part from that..no idea

Jack the teacher's car, and pash her in it....

then go to the dance... she'll not be thinking about how well you can dance upright....

After the dance, get jiggy with her on the principle's bonnet....

This scenario also works.


True story.

Jack the teacher's car, and pash her in it....

then go to the dance... she'll not be thinking about how well you can dance upright....

After the dance, get jiggy with her on the principle's bonnet....

This scenario also works.


True story.


Sounds interesting.

Sounds interesting.


It was the bonnet that led them to me later.... We were feeling rather cheeky after the fact, and wrote "You've just been spunked!" like finger paints. By morning, the bulldust in the air settled and they had a nice set of dusted fingerprints to search for the owner of the DNA.

Had to pay for a respray, and spent 2 weeks in detention with my gf. But we had more even more fun in there. :)

It was the bonnet that led them to me later.... We were feeling rather cheeky after the fact, and wrote "You've just been spunked!" like finger paints. By morning, the bulldust in the air settled and they had a nice set of dusted fingerprints to search for the owner of the DNA.

Had to pay for a respray, and spent 2 weeks in detention with my gf. But we had more even more fun in there. :)


Good for you! Make the best of a bad situation!

Although if I had been the principal, I probably wouldn't have charged you.

I'd just give you a good smack.

"Fuck with my car, eh, son?" PAF!

But that's just how I do things. As for me, I think I would learn more from a good smack in the head than from losing money. But that's just how I learn, I suppose.

Good for you! Make the best of a bad situation!

Although if I had been the principal, I probably wouldn't have charged you.

I'd just give you a good smack.

"Fuck with my car, eh, son?" PAF!

But that's just how I do things. As for me, I think I would learn more from a good smack in the head than from losing money. But that's just how I learn, I suppose.

The lesson was his to learn. Nobody overreacts and plays god with me over silly things.

I got his car over twenty times for the next two years after... long after I graduated.

He gave up, sold his Magna and bought the same damn Magna but in an offwhite colour.

He learnt his lesson.

His lesson? He didn't do anything, my man. And that's no small thing. You don't just go around breaking into people's car's, least of which people you are supposed to respect (weather they have that posistion of respect legitimatily or not)

If you took my car again, well, I'd probably round up my crew and fuck you up.

I'm sorry to say, you were in the wrong, and really quite lucky not to have gotten hurt.

His lesson? He didn't do anything, my man. And that's no small thing. You don't just go around breaking into people's car's, least of which people you are supposed to respect (weather they have that posistion of respect legitimatily or not)

If you took my car again, well, I'd probably round up my crew and fuck you up.

I'm sorry to say, you were in the wrong, and really quite lucky not to have gotten hurt.

We pashed in his car, once..... put it in neutral, pushed it into a hidden place, and returned it when we got bored. Didn't do any damage. In fact nothing was said about that part of the night in the interview, and it wasn't offered. So it came down to us screwing on his bonnet, in his mind.

Big deal... nothing that a bucket of soapy water wouldn't have fixed. He overreacted plain and simple.

And for that, he got the most oversexed car ever known to mankind for two years.

The guy was a creep anyway.. he had a thing for prosecuting underaged school kids kissing and making out when the parent's of the girls sometimes insisted that their daughters were pristine virgins coerced by devil boys.

No one will ever get the jump on me in a fight, mental or physical.

Your being rediculous.

Firstly, you are indeed in the wrong. What if you had a car and he started breaking into it and fucking people? What would you do then?

And you refuse to acknowdlege any wrongdoing. I do not mean to offend, not in the least, but people like that don't do well where I come from.

And you seem to think you are invincible. Do not be stupid. I doubt that you have some sort of magical power which makes you invernerable to asskicking.

What do you do when the principle and his crew have got knives and chains? Don't tell me you think you are Jackie Chan.

Your being rediculous.

Firstly, you are indeed in the wrong. What if you had a car and he started breaking into it and fucking people? What would you do then?

And you refuse to acknowdlege any wrongdoing. I do not mean to offend, not in the least, but people like that don't do well where I come from.

And you seem to think you are invincible. Do not be stupid. I doubt that you have some sort of magical power which makes you invernerable to asskicking.

What do you do when the principle and his crew have got knives and chains? Don't tell me you think you are Jackie Chan.

We made love on it, not in it. The door was unlocked. Nothing was damaged, except his pride.

I am invincible, and I don't need to know where someone comes from to know that I will win at any costs. Against full blown tosspots is an added bonus, such as the Principle's case.

knives and chains? seriously man..... Jackie Chan movement isn't needed for those that don't play fair. And he'd be the prosecuted one, along with his "gang" (sorry... bad mental image, professor boy hater with his gang of macho knife carrying street urchins :) )

Relax. You're acting like your bonnet has been hard done by or something.

What exactly is a bonnet, in the sense that you are using it? I am afraid I do not understand.

Sure, he would be persucuted, if you could prove it, yes.

But nontheless, you are not invincible. And often, cockiness impeds the ability to fight, I have seen it many a time.

I do not say that armed people against one person is fair, either, but nor is breaking into someones car.

All I am saying is that were it me, or many people I know, you would probably have gotten hurt.

What exactly is a bonnet, in the sense that you are using it? I am afraid I do not understand.

Sure, he would be persucuted, if you could prove it, yes.

But nontheless, you are not invincible. And often, cockiness impeds the ability to fight, I have seen it many a time.

I do not say that armed people against one person is fair, either, but nor is breaking into someones car.

All I am saying is that were it me, or many people I know, you would probably have gotten hurt.


Bonnet= hood of the car.

Anyway, in Louisiana if you're trying to carjack a guy or steal his car, he can shoot you dead. Just be lucky there aren't such laws there or he could have killed you. Hell he could have shot you anyway (of course he'd of had to deal with the legal consequences, it wouldn't really do you much good though)

Bonnet= hood of the car.

Anyway, in Louisiana if you're trying to carjack a guy or steal his car, he can shoot you dead. Just be lucky there aren't such laws there or he could have killed you. Hell he could have shot you anyway (of course he'd of had to deal with the legal consequences, it wouldn't really do you much good though)


I see. Thank you.


And there you go. There are the same laws in South Africa, to.

And where I live, the laws don't allow it, but like before, it does not help you when Ngati and his friends come to your house at one o'clock in the morining with alluminum baseball bats.

And personally, I do not really see the problem in this.

As long as they do not hurt a guy to badly, I dunno, just punch him up a bit, steal his stereo, teach him a lesson, it saves the police from having to come down there, away from the places were they have real work to do, and saves in all the buracracy, the cost of feeding you in prison, and the cost of filing all those reports on my tax money.

Your principle's a pretty mellow guy, I must say.
(of course, I would object if they killed him or hurt him too badly i.e broken bones.)

along with his "gang" (sorry... bad mental image, professor boy hater with his gang of macho knife carrying street urchins :) )




and Just because he's an old man and you don't like him, and he's part of "the establishment" doesn't mean he doesn't have friends.

And that is, after all, what friends are for, is it not? Well, in part, anyhow.....

Bonnet= hood of the car.

Anyway, in Louisiana if you're trying to carjack a guy or steal his car, he can shoot you dead. Just be lucky there aren't such laws there or he could have killed you. Hell he could have shot you anyway (of course he'd of had to deal with the legal consequences, it wouldn't really do you much good though)

Right.. mental note... when in Lousiana make love in the bushes and lob the after effects at the aforementioned bonnet. :p

What exactly is a bonnet, in the sense that you are using it? I am afraid I do not understand.

Sure, he would be persucuted, if you could prove it, yes.

But nontheless, you are not invincible. And often, cockiness impeds the ability to fight, I have seen it many a time.

I do not say that armed people against one person is fair, either, but nor is breaking into someones car.

All I am saying is that were it me, or many people I know, you would probably have gotten hurt.

Ok, come clean... who spunked in your bonnet? :) (you're making me think that you've got some issues with kids pranks or something much much deeper). I'm not cocky btw. I'm self assured.

I don't like to fight. I always end up looking at the others and wondering how silly the situation is. They get all emotional and angry, I feel nothing. I try to leave. If I can't, I always end up finding funny ways to capitalise on me feeling nothing about it all. I chased a Maori rugby player away once by reaching into my pants, play fishing around, pulling my hand out and chasing him yelling "smell my finger.. it's like blue cheese, no?". The guy was big, I mean really big and aggro...

Sometimes I fight normal, but only if I know I can take them and half to take them rigth then and there.

Relax mate, I'm not making you sniff my fingers.

I see. Thank you.


And there you go. There are the same laws in South Africa, to.



Not at all, in SA the law favors the criminal (if a woman reports a rape, it's such that, well basically they charge the man and release him, and they don't do a darn thing to protect the woman, most women who report rapes, wind up in the hospital, dead, or missing. So that's why about 90% of rapes in SA don't get reported. It should speak volumes that for every 1 reported, they think 10 don't get reported and there are about 300,000 reported each year in SA, do the math, around 3 million rapes a year)

Anyway, in SA you cannot shoot a carjacker, you're even lucky if you can own a gun, but the army (98% black by accounts from my friends in SA who keep me appraised on what is going on) often "Loses" 100s of rifles, which conveniently turn-up later at the scenes of farm attacks and armored car robberies.


The first thing Mandela did when he took power in 94 was abolish the death penalty (well one of the first things).

A short while later, to celebrate his b-day, he released about 20,000 murderers and rapists from prison.

SA is a cesspool of crime and will likely continue to remain such.

DA, my man, thing is, your friends are rather biased, you see.

They say alot of things, but don't you expect people that bitter might embellish a little bit?

Knowing boers (well, I only know a few) they are not the most objective people, and no, it is in fact legal to kill a carjacker.

There is indeed alot of crime, but that is not the point.

Anyhow, let us not turn this into a debate about South Africa.

Right.. mental note... when in Lousiana make love in the bushes and lob the after effects at the aforementioned bonnet. :p



Ok, come clean... who spunked in your bonnet? :) (you're making me think that you've got some issues with kids pranks or something much much deeper). I'm not cocky btw. I'm self assured.

I don't like to fight. I always end up looking at the others and wondering how silly the situation is. They get all emotional and angry, I feel nothing. I try to leave. If I can't, I always end up finding funny ways to capitalise on me feeling nothing about it all. I chased a Maori rugby player away once by reaching into my pants, play fishing around, pulling my hand out and chasing him yelling "smell my finger.. it's like blue cheese, no?". The guy was big, I mean really big and aggro...

Sometimes I fight normal, but only if I know I can take them and half to take them rigth then and there.

Relax mate, I'm not making you sniff my fingers.

I'm afraid you are wrong. I have never owned a car, and people do not really bother me because of who I am.

And the children who do, once (if) I catch them, I give them a good hit upside the head, and they understand perfectly, because they fucked around, and they were asking for it.

I don't like to fight either, I try to avoid it whenever possible. I am know as a big mediator where I live.

However, all the same, I will not refrain from giving you a beatdown if you are so arrogant and annoying to break into and have sex on my (non-existent) car.

Now that I think about it, I probably should have learned to drive a long time ago. I just never did. A shame, really.

I'm afraid you are wrong. I have never owned a car, and people do not really bother me because of who I am.

And the children who do, once (if) I catch them, I give them a good hit upside the head, and they understand perfectly, because they fucked around, and they were asking for it.

I don't like to fight either, I try to avoid it whenever possible. I am know as a big mediator where I live.

However, all the same, I will not refrain from giving you a beatdown if you are so arrogant and annoying to break into and have sex on my (non-existent) car.

Now that I think about it, I probably should have learned to drive a long time ago. I just never did. A shame, really.

so you're saying that you hit kids and you'd beat me up for no reason then?

I don't get you Alexias. You said before I was cocky, I'm just saying chill out now. You sound like you're mad at something or someone. You don't even have a car or know how to drive... this is silly.

dont dance at all... girls are over-rated.... now that we can download pictures of brittney spears 3/4s naked.... who needs to even leave their computer

so you're saying that you hit kids and you'd beat me up for no reason then?

I don't get you Alexias. You said before I was cocky, I'm just saying chill out now. You sound like you're mad at something or someone. You don't even have a car or know how to drive... this is silly.

I deal with guys who fuck around, yes. Should I call the police? I know for a fact that they preffer me deal with them rather than the cops, who will bust them for dealing and throw there asses in jail (that is, the kids where I live)

Calling the cops for a reason such as that, getting one of the guys in prison (it's a rather unique situation) would not only get me in trouble in my community, but it would also be overeacting.

Yes, I do deal with people who fuck around with me.

Beat you up for no reason? No, I beat you up because you broke into my car and fucked on the hood.

I'm not angry at you, I'm just saying that you must understand that what you did was likely to get you hurt and I doubt you would get much sympathy for it. That's all I'm doing.

No, I don't own a car, but if I did, I wouldn't want you breaking into it or kicking it hardcore on the hood. It is my property, and you know I would not like that. I mean, really, it's not so hard to comprehend why your principle, or anyone, would be angry.

If you owned a car, would you like people breaking into it and fucking on your hood? I very much doubt it.

It's just like if someone broke into your home and fucked on your couch.

Think about it from his perspective.

We were kids, nothing was damaged, and it was fun. If the principle had a chance to live his life over, and do a hottie on the bonnet of his principle's car, we know what would happen without a second thought. But I think he was a closet gay, so maybe only another guy on the car would have gotten him hot and bothered enough to do it. Fair enough, each and their own.

He still doesn't know that we were actually in the car till this day. All he knows is that we were horny near it.

I'd laugh my arse off if two kids got caught screwing on my car. That would be funny shit. As long as there were no stains on the inside, the important bits. :)

again, dude, relax. You're taking it more seriously than it has to be.

Make Love Not Mitsubishi Magnas!! Thats my saying. :p

If I had a choice between screwing someone on a car or screwing someone in private, unless it was my one chance to screw that person, ever, then I would take the later. But that's just me.

Sure, maybe he would screw someone on a car, given the chance, but it was more than likely he would get his ass kicked.

And don't get me wrong. Sure, it would be damn funny, but I'd still teach them a lesson for being such arrogant jerks.

Believe me, I'm extremly relaxed. The combination of TV and internet is like a sedative, plus, I'm a pretty mellow guy.

I'm even mellow when beaten the shit out of people who screw on top of my car.

If I had a choice between screwing someone on a car or screwing someone in private, unless it was my one chance to screw that person, ever, then I would take the later. But that's just me.

Sure, maybe he would screw someone on a car, given the chance, but it was more than likely he would get his ass kicked.

And don't get me wrong. Sure, it would be damn funny, but I'd still teach them a lesson for being such arrogant jerks.

Believe me, I'm extremly relaxed. The combination of TV and internet is like a sedative, plus, I'm a pretty mellow guy.

I'm even mellow when beaten the shit out of people who screw on top of my car.

Ok, you're a god, I'm not invincible like I insisted earlier. You could have me drawn and quartered using only the scornful gaze of your mojo and a hair spray sharpened cotton bud.

I am not worthy, I am sorry for gizzing on your non existant car. If I were to spunk on your non existant car, it would be on your tyres like common street animals which wouldn't be nearly as offensive. Can I offer to pay for a non existant bonnet respray for your non existant car, or will you beat the money out of me Wolverine style like I truly deserve? :)

enough? The night is still young here and there are real cars to attend to.

I am not worthy, I am sorry for gizzing on your non existant car. If I were to spunk on your non existant car, it would be on your tyres like common street animals which wouldn't be nearly as offensive. Can I offer to pay for a non existant bonnet respray for your non existant car, or will you beat the money out of me Wolverine style like I truly deserve? :)

enough? The night is still young here and there are real cars to attend to.
LMAO... wow, I haven't been reading wince yesterday but this sounds interesting

Alexias was irritated that I had a better teenage time than he did.

Everyone is hater. :)

Alexias was irritated that I had a better teenage time than he did.

Everyone is hater. :)



Hahaha!

Alex is still having a good time, my friend.

Alex has new women every day, and more money than I can eat, or whatever else one might want to do with money.

And personally, I could have, or could now, fuck on the hood of a car if I wanted to, be I really don't see the fun in it.




But man, you are simply in denial, that is all.

All me and VoteEarly (may he rest in peace) were saying is that it was wrong, and sometimes, when you do wrong, people like to take the law, or what they believe should be the law, into there own hands. That's all I'm saying.