Memetic Virus Scanner
Neo-Anarchists
03-03-2005, 05:47
Are your neurons bursting with memetic viruses? Find out with our all new virus scanner for humans.
http://totl.net/VirusScanner/
Post your results!
Neo-Anarchists
03-03-2005, 05:51
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
USA (90%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Cthulhu (80%)
Read some Enid Blyton.
8-Bit (90%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
British (60%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.
UNIX (95%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
That's me!
:D
Trilateral Commission
03-03-2005, 05:51
This is me------>http://img17.exs.cx:81/img17/9914/fe24b668014caa1md.jpg
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Politics
Stop caring! :D
Viruses you might suffer from:
Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Brand Names (85%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory (95%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Environmentalism (63%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
So freaking inaccurate, it's funny!
The Plutonian Empire
03-03-2005, 06:01
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Politics
Stop caring!
Viruses you might suffer from:
Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Pokemon (80%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Hippyism (65%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Environmentalism (70%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Armed Bookworms
03-03-2005, 06:41
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Cthulhu
Read some Enid Blyton.
Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Southampton
Move to the Isle of Wight.
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Ultima
If you find one tell us.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Cars
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.
Viruses you might suffer from:
TotL (85%)
Go read Brunching
Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
USA (60%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Goth (65%)
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
8-Bit (90%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
UNIX (85%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
But, I'm nineteen, and I don't have a bald spot.
Wheee, so far I have the highest possible total.
It was pretty far off - I recognize stuff that I don't agree with, often, so it tagged me as being too religious.
TotL
Go read Brunching Who?
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture. but I do
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.Love SciFi but never did wear the ears
Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.Sooner listen to a shock jock - loathe Britney, no goth am I, but vampires can be damned sexy...
Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.why?
Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.I love Folk, and Filk, and Baroque, and Blues, Jazz, and New Age..nuff said?
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy) I'm Wiccan
British
No need for cure. Benign virus. oh yeah?
Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.Domo Arrigato?
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.Random acts of kindness are far more interesting. All Hail Discordia, eat an apple!
Politics
Stop caring!I don't do politics
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.agreed
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.I agree that parchouli smells like cat pis - I prefer sandalwood myself
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.I love my country but fear my government
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.Thats against my religion
Cars
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.I'm Texan, cars are a necessity - and You try driving one in Dallas at any time
Viruses you might suffer from:
Linux (80%) Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it. Nope I use windows and am quite happy with it
USA (80%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]Snort, not likely I am a Texan and an American
Cthulhu (60%)
Read some Enid Blyton.C'thulhu, C'thulhu, C'thulhu!..say it again! say it again ! Louder, louder!
BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."Hrmmm?
8-Bit (70%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough. But I prefer decagons!
Southampton (85%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.Nope
Computer Games (80%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.Don't do computer games
Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.Wouldn't touch a Mac with a 10 ft Pole, or a 12 ft. Hungarian...
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now! (not in the past three years I haven't)
TotL
Go read Brunching (But it's done with; the guy's onto Bandwidth Theatre now)
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it. (Already did.)
USA
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat] (Only by birth.)
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture. (Already do.)
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears. (I have those?)
Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo. (Heh. Actually no BSD here.)
Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney. (The hell I will.)
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy) (Uh, I'm an investigative agnostic already...?)
8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough. (Already did.)
British
No need for cure. Benign virus. (Only by extraction.)
Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth. (Folks have apparently never heard of mountain warfare.)
UNIX
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately. (Linux 2.6 and Windows XP here, already.)
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday. (Yeah yeah...)
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck. As an extra feature the boxes look nice. (Well gimme a couple hundred bucks and I might.)
Politics
Stop caring! (The Hell I will.)
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good. (I never said I bought it.)
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss. (I don't get ANY love and wtf is patchouli?)
Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs. (Guilty.)
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary. (Guilty.)
Ultima
If you find one tell us. (Actually no.)
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button. (Still need money to GET this one first)
Viruses you might suffer from:
Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life. (I rolled a 3.)
Amiga (80%)
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals. (See the Linux and XP thing.)
BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing." (WTF?)
X11 (85%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year. (Guilty.)
Environmentalism (63%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle. (Guilty.)
Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour. (But I don't even have a bloody licence...)
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good. Who said I owned any, dumbass? :p
Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Ultima
If you find one tell us.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Prog Rock (80%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
Sdaeriji
03-03-2005, 09:11
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
USA (80%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
British (95%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory (65%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Hippyism (85%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
I like how I suffer from Windows, Macintosh, and likely Linux....
The Black Forrest
03-03-2005, 09:36
Viruses you suffer from:
TotL
Go read Brunching
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
UNIX
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
vi
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
X11
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Ultima
If you find one tell us.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Cthulhu (60%)
Read some Enid Blyton.
USA (80%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Junkfood (80%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Amiga (80%)
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.
Southampton (85%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.
Industrial (80%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Prog Rock (80%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.
Football (75%)
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.
Greater Valia
03-03-2005, 09:45
Viruses you suffer from:
None!
Viruses you might suffer from:
Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Junkfood (60%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi (60%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Brand Names (60%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Hippyism (65%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
schweet
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
03-03-2005, 09:56
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
i dispise pokemon. what the crap are they saying?
Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
i have a linux server, but my main computer is windows, and i love windows and wouldnt leave it if i had to. yeah, so im odd. sue me.
USA
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
i couldnt care less either way.
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
i eat what i think is good. and thats chinese food. thats it.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
im not a huge sci-fi fan, and i hate star track and star wars.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
me? suffer from religion? pshaw.
UNIX
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
i know nothing about unix. its old.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
i love my windows, wouldnt trade it for anything (as far as os's go)
vi
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.
isnt that an editor?
Politics
Stop caring!
i dont. i have lost all hope.
Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
no, patchouli smells like crap. and free love gets boring.
Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
but outside my house is so bright.. the lights make my head hurt.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
like i said, i've lost all hope.
Ultima
If you find one tell us.
uh.. what? that game got old somewere in the 37's. same thing over and over again.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
me? give a damn? not likely.
all in all, entertaining but innaccurate.
New Endenia
03-03-2005, 09:59
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
USA (80%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Religion (60%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Southampton (70%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.
Discordia (70%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory (95%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Hippyism (85%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Environmentalism (63%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.