Zombies + KY = Jail???
I could not make this sort of... stuff up if I tried.
And in this case, I didn't even have to try. There just aren't words for this level of insanity. I'm rather wondering how much of a response this has gotten so far.
Have a look (http://************/3j6xn)
No, they're not kidding. Yes, it really happened.
Amazingly enough, here's one response to it.
Here (http://************/47jwl)
All I can say is - if anyone thinks Americans have gone off the deep end, there's definitely proof for their position.
Neo-Anarchists
03-03-2005, 05:34
All I can say is - if anyone thinks Americans have gone off the deep end, there's definitely proof for their position.
We need a revolution or something. Bloody revolutions are my favorite pastime!!
:)
Frisbeeteria
03-03-2005, 05:38
For the record, I clicked the link to verify that this is indeed a story about the US state of Kentucky, and not some bizarre tale of lubricated necrophilia.
Move along, nothing more to see here ...
Lunatic Goofballs
03-03-2005, 05:42
For the record, I clicked the link to verify that this is indeed a story about the US state of Kentucky, and not some bizarre tale of lubricated necrophilia.
Move along, nothing more to see here ...
LOL. I'm glad I'm not the only one whose mind went in that direction.
Neo-Anarchists
03-03-2005, 05:43
LOL. I'm glad I'm not the only one whose mind went in that direction.
I thought he did that on purpose to get more people to click the link?
I know I wouldn't have otherwise...
:p
Patra Caesar
03-03-2005, 05:51
It might of been justified if the KY refered to KY jelly, lubricant. The sexual assult of an entire school by brain eating zombies is no laughing matter. Mmm, braaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnssssss!
... I am never going to write fiction again. Not that I have written much, but I've done a little - but no more.
OTOH, I think I'll risk it. :)
Niccolo Medici
03-03-2005, 05:54
Zombies+KY? Ewww...**click**
Oh! Oh, I get it now...Those people are stupid.
Wait, why did I click that link?
Ewww.
Sumamba Buwhan
03-03-2005, 05:59
*sings* "Now I'm Feeling Zombified" *dance dance*
*gets carted off to Guantanamo Bay*
At the risk of finding out I shouldn't have asked, what is the KY you are all reffering to, as opposed to the intended Kentucky?
THE LOST PLANET
03-03-2005, 06:11
I know I'm not the only one thinking it, so I'm gonna just say it.
It could only happen in a 'red' state.
R00fletrain
03-03-2005, 06:18
LOL. I'm glad I'm not the only one whose mind went in that direction.
HAHA, I thought the same thing... :)
Niccolo Medici
03-03-2005, 06:33
At the risk of finding out I shouldn't have asked, what is the KY you are all reffering to, as opposed to the intended Kentucky?
...You'll find out when you're older. ;)
Seriously, KY lubrication products, multi-function products for personal use.
...Somtimes very personal.
R00fletrain
03-03-2005, 06:42
...You'll find out when you're older. ;)
Seriously, KY lubrication products, multi-function products for personal use.
...Somtimes very personal.
Works oh so well though... ;)
Andaluciae
03-03-2005, 06:52
I was in Kentucky on Saturday, admittedly for about 3 minutes. But I was in Kentucky. I walked across the Ohio River (on a bridge) and said I am in Kentucky, and I walked back to Ohio.
Neo-Anarchists
03-03-2005, 06:53
I was in Kentucky on Saturday, admittedly for about 3 minutes. But I was in Kentucky. I walked across the Ohio River (on a bridge) and said I am in Kentucky, and I walked back to Ohio.
It took you three minutes to say "I am in Kentucky"?
:confused:
Cogitation
03-03-2005, 06:59
At the risk of finding out I shouldn't have asked, what is the KY you are all reffering to, as opposed to the intended Kentucky?
It's a lubricating gel of some kind. It's notorious for being used in....
On second thought... how old are you?
--The Democratic States of Cogitation
It's a lubricating gel of some kind. It's notorious for being used in anal sex.
--The Democratic States of Cogitation
I was right, I shouldn't have asked. Well, you learn something every day...
That REALLY puts the title in horrible context... but is also kind of funny, so it is alright.
It took you three minutes to say "I am in Kentucky"?
:confused:
PWNED!
Neo-Anarchists
03-03-2005, 07:03
PWNED!
http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?icqvi417iwes
R00fletrain
03-03-2005, 07:06
http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?icqvi417iwes
That made my day :)
http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?icqvi417iwes
That was frightening. To say the least. But oddly entertaining :)
Free Soviets
03-03-2005, 07:08
I was in Kentucky on Saturday, admittedly for about 3 minutes. But I was in Kentucky. I walked across the Ohio River (on a bridge) and said I am in Kentucky, and I walked back to Ohio.
i assume you managed to avoid the horrific legions of the undead
Libertasmania
03-03-2005, 07:12
I could not make this sort of... stuff up if I tried.
No, they're not kidding. Yes, it really happened.
I wonder what will happen when <a href="www.dedbob.com">The Ded Bob Sho</a> rolls through town...
I realize no one is ever going to believe me, but that title-innuendo was an accident.
Guys, that's why Kentucky has so many guns.
They're all afraid of zombies, and that kid was being cruel by suggesting that zombies could overrun a school.
HAHA, I thought the same thing... :)
Is there anyone who didn't? :p
We'll find out soon enough.
One or two people have stated "we don't know enough about the story...." that maybe the kid actually did write horrible reams of violence against his classmates and teachers. Apparently they're having trouble believing that the police and judges could possibly be as stupid as to incarcerate someone for writing a fictional account of a zombie attack.
My response to this is, firstly, a nice long loud braying donkey laugh. They've thrown children out of school for playing with rubber bands, drawing pictures of guns, playing cops and robbers and kissing another kindergarten classmate. There are kids who have been suspended for having butter knives and various other impliments of mass destruction in the floor of their car. They've handcuffed gradeschoolers for, among other things, eating pretzels on the train. Think about that one--- they handcuffed gradeschoolers, okay?
Do you honestly believe for a single instant that the average kneejerk activist judge isn't capable of the howling, cavernous ignorance necessary to put out an arrest warrant for a kid who wrote a zombie story?
And my SECOND response is--- if he really DID write hateful things about his school... SO WHAT????
I reiterate:
even if the kid actually had been writing out pages and pages of hate and violence and wishes of gory death against his classmates and teachers, that does not constitute an actual crime. It does not even legally or morally constitute a THREAT of a crime.
Why? Because the writings were in a private journal.They were not given to the people supposedly threatened or even posted in a public forum-- ergo, the "terroristic threats" were not even "issued" to the alleged recipients.
If writing "I wish they were dead, I hate them I hate them I hate them" in a private journal-- or even for that matter a publicly shared one--constitutes a "terroristic threat," then these Deputy Dawgs are obligated to arrest every angsty, surly teenager in the state of Kentucky... because I GUARANTEE you that every last one of them has written such things in their diaries or on the inside of their school notebooks. Hell's Bells, I should be doing 5 to 10 in Sing Sing for all the pictures I drew of teachers I hated being gnawed on by tyrannosaurs.
This may come as a tremendous shock to the Left, but it is not against the law to hate someone. It is not the purpose of the law to coerce people into liking each other--- it is the purpose of the law to keep people from LYNCHING each other.
Think about it, people. They arrested a kid, not for actually harming anyone, but for writing scary things in his notebook. In short, for creating and/or being in possession of written materials that the Powers That Be did not approve of.
Wrap your brain around that a few times, just to get the feel.
Quoted from here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/rhjunior/) because he's more coherent then I am at the moment
This may come as a tremendous shock to the Left, but it is not against the law to hate someone. It is not the purpose of the law to coerce people into liking each other--- it is the purpose of the law to keep people from LYNCHING each other.
Hold on, do you really think that I support this kid being arrested?