NationStates Jolt Archive

WE MUST REVOLT! (Liberals, it's a satire... so shh)

The Island of Rose
03-03-2005, 02:44
LIBERALS OF NATIONSTATES!

For too long we have been oppressed by the conservatives who... oppress us! For too long, gay marriage has been a norm and guns have been banned!

No more!

They want to destroy Christianity with evolution, nein! Jesus saves dammit! We can't be racist anymore! We can't be politcally incorrect anymore! We can't be stingy anymore! We need to pay ridiculously huge tax!

Internationalism has hit the forum as Invisionfree and Jolt are discussing plans to unify! (not really)

Civil rights are up up up! But the black man keeps us down!

WHITE POWAH!

They claim to be liberals but they took our jobs and our guns! Rise up fools, more will join our cause!

DEATH TO THE CONSERVATIVES OF NATIONSTATES!

(Now what's wrong here ;))
Neo-Anarchists
03-03-2005, 02:47
(Now what's wrong here ;))
Ooh ooh, I got it!
You misspelledf "power" as "POWAH".
Did I get it right?
Monkeypimp
03-03-2005, 02:48
satire stops being funny when you have to mark it as satire.
The Island of Rose
03-03-2005, 02:49
Ooh ooh, I got it!
You misspelledf "power" as "POWAH".
Did I get it right?

You got it! :P

satire stops being funny when you have to mark it as satire.

Begone common sense!
Jordaxia
03-03-2005, 02:52
Ooh ooh, I got it!
You misspelledf "power" as "POWAH".
Did I get it right?

NEIN! *hit's Neo-A with a trout.*

The thing that's actually wrong is... uh... he says up three times one after the other. Which has to be grammatically incorrect. And by the way, Neo... I'm going off of the pc for some precious sleep now. And there's NO WAY for you to possibly get me back. So I win. Again. *does the dance of victory by trout.* If someone was keeping count, which I am... that makes the score...
1-0.



oh and Tior. You missed an I out in "politically"... makes the entire thread just look plain... well, not serious.
The Island of Rose
03-03-2005, 02:59
Oh right, I should fix that hm?
The Union of 5oviet5
03-03-2005, 02:59
ok i mite be crazy but it sounds like you would be talking to conservatives to revolt againts the liberals, becuz the liberals are the one who dont like guns and like gay marriage and political correctness :sniper: to liberals
The Island of Rose
03-03-2005, 03:02
ok i mite be crazy but it sounds like you would be talking to conservatives to revolt againts the liberals, becuz the liberals are the one who dont like guns and like gay marriage and political correctness :sniper: to liberals

Hello, liberals want to liberate the right to be racist, liberate the right to shoot a gun, and liberate the right to love Jesus.

Duh.

JESUS SAVES!!!!
Friggin Badasses
03-03-2005, 03:39
everyone should own and carry a gun
Teh Cameron Clan
03-03-2005, 03:44
Ooh ooh, I got it!
You misspelledf "power" as "POWAH".
Did I get it right?
i think you did! :)