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"The Enterprise Mission": Nazis On Mars!!

Neo-Anarchists
03-03-2005, 01:39
http://www.enterprisemission.com/pasadena2.html
EXPLORED IN SECRET RUINS OF AN ANCIENT MARTIAN TECHNOLOGY

On Thursday evening, September 11, 1997 -- literally as NASA's next unmanned mission, Mars Surveyor, goes into orbit around the Red Planet -- at the Double Tree Inn in Pasadena, California, researchers with The ENTERPRISE Mission presented to members of the public and the press striking evidence of an official government cover-up of the current unmanned Mars mission -- Mars Pathfinder -- if not the most important scientific discovery of our time:

The confirmed existence of an ancient, now-extinct civilization on the planet Mars.

In a five-hour in-depth seminar and discussion, "Enterprise" -- an independent space research and policy group based in the highly technical community outside Albuquerque, New Mexico -- laid out in meticulous detail its recent two-month-long investigation (following fifteen years of previous inquiry) into what some have termed "the most monumental, yet strangelyamateur- ish cover-up in history." What is meant by this statement is that the apparent suppression of the current, real Pathfinder data is "so blatant, yet so unsophisticated and unprofessional ... in this era of seamless Hollywood special effects and 'Forrest Gump technology'," according to Enterprise Founder and Principal Investigator, Angstrom Award Winner Richard C. Hoagland, "that it appears that the JPL scientists participating in this charade have been coerced into cooperating with the cover-up, by other governmental agencies outside of NASA, possibly threatening severe legal action under National Security restrictions; but, from the visual evidence they've been releasing, these guys apparently -- desperately -- want to get caught!"

In addition to Hoagland, a former Science Advisor to CBS News and a former NASA consultant, a panel of other "Enterprise" experts -- in fields ranging from "dry desert geology" to "Jungian speech analysis" -- made major presentations Thursday night supporting this extraordinary hypothesis.

This historic, eye-opening, evening-long "Enterprise Event" utilized a variety of cutting-edge computer imaging techniques to make its case, relying heavily on one currently employed by several official U.S. agencies (including, the U.S. Army and NASA); called "Fractal Transform Resolution Enhancement," this major advance in computer imaging algorithms (recently made available commercially) has enabled "Enterprise" researchers to partially reconstruct many of the original high-resolution Pathfinder surface views (that we are currently NOT seeing on the NASA web sites!) from the clumsily-spliced, low-resolution, highly-compressed versions that are currently appearing there. "Enterprise" has painstakingly cross-checked and validated its "NASA reconstructions" of these official images by comparison with the same frames seen briefly on CNN "live from Mars" that night, immediately after Pathfinder's July 4th landing. Apparently initially caught unaware as to exactly "where" it had landed, NASA broadcast its incoming Mars imagery uncensored to the entire world for a few minutes ... until "someone" apparently realized with a shock what was being captured by the camera; then (as the taped playbacks show), the incoming data were suddenly cut off due to "communications difficulties." In the weeks since, there have been many technically inexplicable (and curiously repeated!) occurrences of such "communications difficulties" in the Mission -- even though this is NOT the first time we've landed a spacecraft on Mars, and NASA now has almost 40 years of space experience to draw upon.
Look at the pictures further down the page, they are teh funney.
Jordaxia
03-03-2005, 02:00
What a strange thing. Why did they hide my howitzer on mars?

it's too bad the pictures took too long to degrainify on my puny 56k.
like... a million minutes.
Argh... they're too poor quality from me to make anything from. or is that why they're funny? ack.
Patra Caesar
03-03-2005, 05:33
Some people have too much imagination. I suggest they start writing childrens' stories.
Neo-Anarchists
03-03-2005, 05:35
Some people have too much imagination. I suggest they start writing childrens' stories.
But the stories would be about the Illuminati brainwashing people and brutally murdering their enemies, and the kids would be scarred for life.
:(
Patra Caesar
03-03-2005, 05:52
But the stories would be about the Illuminati brainwashing people and brutally murdering their enemies, and the kids would be scarred for life.
:(

Unless their brains were eaten by brain eating zombies form Kentucky.
Harlesburg
03-03-2005, 05:57
So thats how the US thought Saddam had Weapons of MAss Destraction. :mp5:
PRICKS!!!!
Andaluciae
03-03-2005, 06:05
That's awfully random...
Harlesburg
03-03-2005, 10:16
That's awfully random...
How long have you been here?
Adrian Barbeau-Bot
03-03-2005, 10:25
how in the hell do you keep finding these sites neo? i swear, i googled "stupid" and i didnt get anything like this. how do you do it?

oh, and the howitzer picture was my favorite. kinda like looking at clouds, and seeing random things.
Bobs Own Pipe
04-03-2005, 00:21
Note to self:

- relocate hidden base of operations from Mars to asteroid belt. They're onto me.

additional:

- fire cleaning staff. Those people are unreliable. I'm frankly surprised the cameras didn't pick out my collection of purloined garden gnomes.