NationStates Jolt Archive


Some NSers Scare Me!

Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 09:48
No, I don't mean that I would fear to run into them in a dark alleyway. I mean some of the positions they take ( if you want to dignify them with the term "positions" ) make me wonder if their elevator goes all the way to the top floor. Supposedly, only non-intellectually challenged individuals have the necessary skills to (1) correctly use a computer, (2) correctly interpret the process of building a Nation, and (3) post a comprehensible message on this Forum. Supposedly, that is.

What do you think? :)
Monkeypimp
02-03-2005, 09:56
They're probably thinking the same about you.
Imperial Dark Rome
02-03-2005, 09:57
I guess your talking about me.

Posted by the Satanic Priest, Lord Medivh
Harlesburg
02-03-2005, 09:59
Jesussaves?
Kanabia
02-03-2005, 09:59
That Kanabia fellow freaks me out. :eek:
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 10:03
They're probably thinking the same about you.
True. :D
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 10:04
That Kanabia fellow freaks me out. :eek:
You too? Wow! And here I thought I was the only one!! :D
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 10:04
I guess your talking about me.

Posted by the Satanic Priest, Lord Medivh
Um ... no, but I can add you to the list if you like! :D
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 10:05
Jesussaves?
Heh! There's one! :D
Incenjucarania
02-03-2005, 10:16
What about me? I bite. :D
Kelleda
02-03-2005, 10:17
just about anyone with Hitler in their username...
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 10:20
What about me? I bite. :D
You do? Um ... are you male, or female? :confused:
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 10:20
just about anyone with Hitler in their username...
LOL! I'll go along with that one! :D
The Imperial Navy
02-03-2005, 10:20
Mwahahahahahaha!
Legless Pirates
02-03-2005, 10:21
Mwahahahahahaha!
You're just faking it
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 10:22
Mwahahahahahaha!
[ yawns ] You're about as scary as Jim Carey! :D
The Imperial Navy
02-03-2005, 10:23
You're just faking it

http://img25.exs.cx/img25/5435/sc2nightmare1wa.jpg
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 10:24
http://img25.exs.cx/img25/5435/sc2nightmare1wa.jpg
Eep! Heh. I take it all back! :eek:
The Imperial Navy
02-03-2005, 10:27
Eep! Heh. I take it all back! :eek:

And so you should, my child.
Incenjucarania
02-03-2005, 10:27
You do? Um ... are you male, or female? :confused:

Er. Male.

I bite either way. Just for different reasons. One gender gets marks, the other gets flesh ripped off.

My teeth are naturally rather sharp.
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 10:29
And so you should, my child.
"Child?" "Child???"

Hey, look everyone! He just called me a "child!" ROFLMAO!!!

THANK YOU!!!! :D
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 10:30
Er. Male.

I bite either way. Just for different reasons. One gender gets marks, the other gets flesh ripped off.

My teeth are naturally rather sharp.
Ok ... you're on the list! As of NOW! :D
Incenjucarania
02-03-2005, 10:33
Blazin'.

*adds one more to the long list of people who fear him*

Muhah. :D
The Imperial Navy
02-03-2005, 10:34
"Child?" "Child???"

Hey, look everyone! He just called me a "child!" ROFLMAO!!!

THANK YOU!!!! :D

Can I harvest your soul?
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 10:35
Can I harvest your soul?
In a word? NO! :p
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 10:36
Boo!
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 10:37
Can I harvest your soul?
where are your manners young man?! don't forget to say please!
New York and Jersey
02-03-2005, 10:39
Pfft, TIN you newbie get back in your damn cage. Who let you out?
The Imperial Navy
02-03-2005, 10:41
In a word? NO! :p

You cannot resist. Surrender your soul to me...

...And get a discount on crazy harry's discount hover-cars! YEEE HAWWW! We got all the latest gadgets and ding dongs in the business!

So pop on down to Crazy Harry's discount hover-cars, and sell your soul today! YEEE HAWWW!
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 10:41
Pfft, TIN you newbie get back in your damn cage. Who let you out?
http://67.18.37.16/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif
The Merchant Guilds
02-03-2005, 10:41
Pfft, TIN you newbie get back in your damn cage. Who let you out?

*puts hand in the air*

I just wanted to feed him...
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 10:41
Pfft, TIN you newbie get back in your damn cage. Who let you out?
Hehehe! :D
Preebles
02-03-2005, 10:42
You're talking about me aren't you? AREN'T YOU????

*strokes a potato* "Don't worry my pet, our time for revenge will come..."
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 10:43
You cannot resist. Surrender your soul to me...

...And get a discount on crazy harry's discount hover-cars! YEEE HAWWW! We got all the latest gadgets and ding dongs in the business!

So pop on down to Crazy Harry's discount hover-cars, and sell your soul today! YEEE HAWWW!
Ahem! You almost had me convinced ... right up to where you said "discount!" :D
New York and Jersey
02-03-2005, 10:43
-starts taking down names-
Hmm..Tink shall be spanked on IRC, Merchant shall have his shipping raided in RP by 'pirates' :cool:
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 10:44
-starts taking down names-
Hmm..Tink shall be spanked on IRC, Merchant shall have his shipping raided in RP by 'pirates' :cool:
*runs to IRC*
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 10:44
You're talking about me aren't you? AREN'T YOU????

*strokes a potato* "Don't worry my pet, our time for revenge will come..."
[ shudder ]
The Imperial Navy
02-03-2005, 10:44
Ahem! You almost had me convinced ... right up to where you said "discount!" :D

Souls are a discount. They're not exactly useful!
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 10:45
*runs to IRC*
ROFLMAO! Ya jus' gotta love her! :D
The Merchant Guilds
02-03-2005, 10:45
-starts taking down names-
Hmm..Tink shall be spanked on IRC, Merchant shall have his shipping raided in RP by 'pirates' :cool:

Lol... damn, I don't get spanked...
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 10:47
ROFLMAO! Ya jus' gotta love her! :D
:p :cool: :fluffle:
Preebles
02-03-2005, 10:47
[ shudder ]

Exxxxccellent...
The Imperial Navy
02-03-2005, 10:47
Lol... damn, I don't get spanked...

*Spanks TMG*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
New York and Jersey
02-03-2005, 10:50
*Spanks TMG*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

This ladies and gentlemen is one of those becareful what you ask for moments in life.
The Imperial Navy
02-03-2005, 10:51
This ladies and gentlemen is one of those becareful what you ask for moments in life.

But of course.
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 10:51
This ladies and gentlemen is one of those becareful what you ask for moments in life.
No shit! LOL!
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 10:52
*runs around thread and spanks everyone*
New York and Jersey
02-03-2005, 10:53
*runs around thread and spanks everyone*

Hey! No fair! I spanked you first! :p
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 10:53
*runs around thread and spanks everyone*
Oh, BABIE! Beat me! Whip me! Make me write bad checks! :D
New York and Jersey
02-03-2005, 10:55
Oh, BABIE! Beat me! Whip me! Make me write bad checks! :D

Hahahaha
The Imperial Navy
02-03-2005, 10:57
Evil is comming...

http://www.notbored.org/nazi-demon.gif
Preebles
02-03-2005, 10:57
There's spanking going on and I wasn't invited? :mad:

Somebody's gonna get a goooood whippin'.
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 10:58
There's spanking going on and I wasn't invited? :mad:

Somebody's gonna get a goooood whippin'.
hey! I spanked everyone! including you!
The Imperial Navy
02-03-2005, 10:59
hey! I spanked everyone! including you!

*Wonders what Tink would look like in a Japanese Schoolgirl outfit*
Preebles
02-03-2005, 11:00
hey! I spanked everyone! including you!
Yay!
*spanks Tink*
Shaed
02-03-2005, 11:01
*runs around thread and spanks everyone*

*runs in, handcuffs Tink to a nearby pole and then flees, leaving her to everyone else's mercy*

Mwahahahahaha ^.^
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 11:02
*Wonders what Tink would look like in a Japanese Schoolgirl outfit*
Mmmmm! Can you say "dat don' look lik no Jap'nese ah ever seen!" boys and girls? :D
Preebles
02-03-2005, 11:03
Meh, when you live in Australia schoolgirl outfits are everywhere...

Although I did notice a lot more hooting when I walked to the bus stop in my kilt... :p
Shaed
02-03-2005, 11:03
*Wonders what Tink would look like in a Japanese Schoolgirl outfit*

Cheerleader outfits are better. Mmm. Or nifty latex-y catgirl pieces.
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 11:04
*runs in, handcuffs Tink to a nearby pole and then flees, leaving her to everyone else's mercy*

Mwahahahahaha ^.^
Hmmm. [ glints evilly ] I wonder if Shaed handcuffed her hands together with her back to the pole! :D
Shaed
02-03-2005, 11:05
Hmmm. [ glints evilly ] I wonder if Shaed handcuffed her hands together with her back to the pole! :D

But of course. Any other way would be cruel.
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 11:06
Cheerleader outfits are better. Mmm. Or nifty latex-y catgirl pieces.
[ sweats just thinking about that! ]
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 11:06
But of course. Any other way would be cruel.
Heh! Heh! Heh! :D
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 11:07
you people are sooooooooooooo bad!
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 11:09
you people are sooooooooooooo bad!
Um ... I'm very good at being bad. Does that count? :D
The Merchant Guilds
02-03-2005, 11:09
you people are sooooooooooooo bad!

Nah, they're just horny... I dread to think what they'd be like if they were deprived of Caffeine and Sex for long periods...

Thats just terrible... nobody should have to go through that. Well I refuse to anyway...
Shaed
02-03-2005, 11:10
you people are sooooooooooooo bad!

You know you love it ^.^
New York and Jersey
02-03-2005, 11:10
Nah, they're just horny... I dread to think what they'd be like if they were deprived of Caffeine and Sex for long periods...

Thats just terrible... nobody should have to go through that. Well I refuse to anyway...


And yet you were spanked by TIN...yup...glass houses...glass houses :p
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 11:11
You know you love it ^.^
:p
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 11:12
:p
Nice tongue. ( smile )
Shaed
02-03-2005, 11:14
Nah, they're just horny... I dread to think what they'd be like if they were deprived of Caffeine and Sex for long periods...

Thats just terrible... nobody should have to go through that. Well I refuse to anyway...

If I were deprived of caffeine I'd be either grumpy or sleepy, not frisky++.

And I'm already sex deprived. But I'm just as frisky when I'm not sex deprived, anyway. I guess I just have ample sex-drive for a girl, or something. *Blames teenage hormones*

If I'm making no sense, it's 'cause I just had my first uni day that ran to 6pm. Zzzzzzzz.
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 11:17
If I were deprived of caffeine I'd be either grumpy or sleepy, not frisky++.

And I'm already sex deprived. But I'm just as frisky when I'm not sex deprived, anyway. I guess I just have ample sex-drive for a girl, or something. *Blames teenage hormones*

If I'm making no sense, it's 'cause I just had my first uni day that ran to 6pm. Zzzzzzzz.
You're just gonna hafta trust me on this one ... it's not just "teenage hormones!*
Keelar
02-03-2005, 11:17
Did I hear something about caffine and sex deprivation? What next, take away my pixie stix? *Hisses* My candy
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 11:18
Did I hear something about caffine and sex deprivation? What next, take away my pixie stix? *Hisses* My candy
*spanks*
Shaed
02-03-2005, 11:19
Did I hear something about caffine and sex deprivation? What next, take away my pixie stix? *Hisses* My candy

*steals Keelar's pixie stix*
*flees while devouring candy*

Mwahahahaha!
Keelar
02-03-2005, 11:19
Was that a good spanking or a bad one? Either seems like it would do in this situation.
The Imperial Navy
02-03-2005, 11:19
you people are sooooooooooooo bad!

*Is bad to the bone baby*
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 11:20
Was that a good spanking or a bad one? Either seems like it would do in this situation.
isn't all spanking the good kind? :confused:
New York and Jersey
02-03-2005, 11:21
*Is bad to the bone baby*

-gets out surgical tools-

Shall we find out if this is the actual case? :D
Keelar
02-03-2005, 11:21
*Chases her god, I mean her pixie stix* Give that back! That was a gift from a guy friend of mine. He won't give me any more until he comes back in a week
The Imperial Navy
02-03-2005, 11:21
-gets out surgical tools-

Shall we find out if this is the actual case? :D

If you wish to remain alive, I do not recomend it.
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 11:22
*Is bad to the bone baby*
[ doesn't touch this post with a ten-foot pole! ]
Shaed
02-03-2005, 11:22
-gets out surgical tools-

Shall we find out if this is the actual case? :D

Dibs on the marrow! *bounces excitedly*
The Imperial Navy
02-03-2005, 11:23
[ doesn't touch this post with a ten-foot pole! ]

*Poke*
New York and Jersey
02-03-2005, 11:23
If you wish to remain alive, I do not recomend it.

-gets out nightstick and glock 18-

Boy, I've seen nastier lookin NYC jaywalkers. You dun nay scare me more than Tink does :p
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 11:23
Dibs on the marrow! *bounces excitedly*
OMG!!! ROFLMAO!!!!
Der Lieben
02-03-2005, 11:23
You all are all fucked up. I like it! :D
Oksana
02-03-2005, 11:23
Am I scary? Are you talking about me Eutrusca? Remeber I love you Eutrusca. :(
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 11:24
-gets out nightstick and glock 18-

Boy, I've seen nastier lookin NYC jaywalkers. You dun nay scare me more than Tink does :p
RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!
The Imperial Navy
02-03-2005, 11:24
-gets out nightstick and glock 18-

Boy, I've seen nastier lookin NYC jaywalkers. You dun nay scare me more than Tink does :p

I'm a brit... and if holywood is real, all brits are pure evil... :sniper:
Shaed
02-03-2005, 11:24
*Chases her god, I mean her pixie stix* Give that back! That was a gift from a guy friend of mine. He won't give me any more until he comes back in a week

Teehee, too late my friend. 's alll gone. Mmmmsugary.

Here, you can have some mintymintyicecreammint if you like, to replace it. Or some of this fizzy candy... stuff.


*resists urge to make 'stealing candy from baby' joke*
Keelar
02-03-2005, 11:25
I am from LA home of the worst crime rate in the United States, I fear little except caffine, sugar, and sexual deprivation. Oh and bunnies. I hate those buggers
New York and Jersey
02-03-2005, 11:26
RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!

Awww...your so -thwaps Tink with the nightstick- cute. :D
Der Lieben
02-03-2005, 11:26
I am from LA home of the worst crime rate in the United States, I fear little except caffine, sugar, and sexual deprivation. Oh and bunnies. I hate those buggers


What about that sound when the chalk gets dragged to fast across the chalk board?
Keelar
02-03-2005, 11:26
Fizzy sugar? *Looks up happily
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 11:27
Am I scary? Are you talking about me Eutrusca? Remeber I love you Eutrusca. :(
[ frantically searches for script to this farce ] Ummm ... not yet, no! :D
The Imperial Navy
02-03-2005, 11:27
I am from LA home of the worst crime rate in the United States, I fear little except caffine, sugar, and sexual deprivation. Oh and bunnies. I hate those buggers

http://www.longshadow.ca/firefly/img/Devil-Bunny-Card.gif
Keelar
02-03-2005, 11:27
I fear no chalk or even nails on a chalkboard.
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 11:28
Awww...your so -thwaps Tink with the nightstick- cute. :D
*wonders what a nightstick is* :confused:


neeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! not cute! scary!
Der Lieben
02-03-2005, 11:28
I fear no chalk or even nails on a chalkboard.
:eek: You must be the one the legends speak of!
Keelar
02-03-2005, 11:29
I try. But remember my fear of bunnies. They hate me, I hate them. They bite me and try to take my soul. One even tried to take my chocolate covered pretzel. Evil, pure evil
Oksana
02-03-2005, 11:30
Originally posted by Keelar
Oh and bunnies. I hate those buggers

How can you be scared of bunnies? I'll have to get Tin a playboy bunny outfit.
New York and Jersey
02-03-2005, 11:31
*wonders what a nightstick is* :confused:


neeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! not cute! scary!

Policemens baton, the thing cops whack criminals with when shooting them on a particular day means to much paperwork? ;)
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 11:31
Awww...your so -thwaps Tink with the nightstick- cute. :D
Hey! Watch where yer pokin that thing! And mind the nightstick too! :D
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 11:31
Policemens baton, the thing cops whack criminals with when shooting them on a particular day means to much paperwork? ;)
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, a baton
The Imperial Navy
02-03-2005, 11:31
How can you be scared of bunnies? I'll have to get Tin a playboy bunny outfit.

http://nataliedee.com/061504/no-muffins.jpg
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 11:32
How can you be scared of bunnies? I'll have to get Tin a playboy bunny outfit.
[ feels faint at such a thought ]
Shaed
02-03-2005, 11:32
I'm a brit... and if holywood is real, all brits are pure evil... :sniper:

British eh? If you don't move to Australia immediately, I will be most displeased.
Keelar
02-03-2005, 11:32
*Brings out her tazer and mace* The guy friend that gives me pixie stix also gave me a tazer. He does the sweetest things. He even brings me anime. Must give him a crack cookie so that he will be happy
Oksana
02-03-2005, 11:34
Originally posted by Tin
http://nataliedee.com/061504/no-muffins.jpg

Oh, Tin! I didn't mean you're not sexy. But come on, a guy in a playboy bunny suit? Not even LP can pull it off and he has long hair.
Der Lieben
02-03-2005, 11:34
How can you be scared of bunnies? I'll have to get Tin a playboy bunny outfit.

Or you could just wear it. ;)
The Imperial Navy
02-03-2005, 11:34
British eh? If you don't move to Australia immediately, I will be most displeased.

Then be displeased because I have no reletives in australia, so I can't move there, nor can I afford it. :mad:
Keelar
02-03-2005, 11:36
As much as my boyfriend may want to get me into that, and as amused as my guy friends would be when they saw me in anything that small, I wouldn't do it
Keelar
02-03-2005, 11:37
A fishnet shirt with a bra and leather miniskirt is one thing, a playboy bunny suit is an entirely different thing
Shaed
02-03-2005, 11:37
Then be displeased because I have no reletives in australia, so I can't move there, nor can I afford it. :mad:

Ahhhhh well. I'll just add you to the list of people I plan on hunting down and dancing around when I eventually move.

*adds to list, bringing the total members on list to 3*
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 11:38
As much as my boyfriend may want to get me into that, and as amused as my guy friends would be when they saw me in anything that small, I wouldn't do it
You missed the point! He would no sooner want to get you into that than he would want to almost immediately get you out of it! :D
Der Lieben
02-03-2005, 11:38
A fishnet shirt with a bra and leather miniskirt is one thing, a playboy bunny suit is an entirely different thing

Will you knock it off? :D
The Imperial Navy
02-03-2005, 11:38
Ahhhhh well. I'll just add you to the list of people I plan on hunting down and dancing around when I eventually move.

*adds to list, bringing the total members on list to 3*

Here's salt in your eyes.
Shaed
02-03-2005, 11:38
http://nataliedee.com/061504/no-muffins.jpg

OMG
OMG
OMG

*worships TIN*
*makes that picture into a t-shirt*
Keelar
02-03-2005, 11:39
While that is a valid point, that can go with any outfit I am in. The second his roommate is out of the room, it's pretty much guaranteed
The Imperial Navy
02-03-2005, 11:39
OMG
OMG
OMG

*worships TIN*
*makes that picture into a t-shirt*

*Bows*
Oksana
02-03-2005, 11:40
Originally posted by Der Lieben
Or you could just wear it.

Sorry, Bryan. I don't think that's going to happen. I don't want to give Tin a complex about himself.
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 11:40
While that is a valid point, that can go with any outfit I am in. The second his roommate is out of the room, it's pretty much guaranteed
:eek:
Der Lieben
02-03-2005, 11:40
Sorry, Bryan. I don't think that's going to happen. I don't want to give Tin a complex about himself.

Damn, I mean...whatever. :p
Shaed
02-03-2005, 11:41
Here's salt in your eyes.

Mmmmmsalty.
Keelar
02-03-2005, 11:42
Oh by the way, the name's Jennifer or almost any derivative. Some people call me kitten, kitty (one of my guy friends), evil one (my mom), and other things
Keelar
02-03-2005, 11:43
*Licks Shaed* Sorry I must have the salt
Der Lieben
02-03-2005, 11:43
*Licks Shaed* Sorry I must have the salt

Whoa!
New York and Jersey
02-03-2005, 11:44
*Licks Shaed* Sorry I must have the salt

-videotape rolling in backround- Classic :eek:
Shaed
02-03-2005, 11:44
Oh by the way, the name's Jennifer or almost any derivative. Some people call me kitten, kitty (one of my guy friends), evil one (my mom), and other things

May I call you Serving Wench? Or Harem Lass?

Oh! And I should invite you to join the Harem. You get a free costume AND a free hat! *waves free hats about*

And Tink is in it too (so you just have to join)
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 11:44
Oh by the way, the name's Jennifer or almost any derivative. Some people call me kitten, kitty (one of my guy friends), evil one (my mom), and other things
Um ... your mom calls you "evil one???" :eek:
Kanabia
02-03-2005, 11:45
http://weekly.ahram.org.eg/1999/438/gah.gif
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 11:45
*Licks Shaed* Sorry I must have the salt
:eek: *steals Shaed away from scary lady*
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 11:46
*Licks Shaed* Sorry I must have the salt
Mmm! Shaed! ;)
Keelar
02-03-2005, 11:46
Yes my mom calls me that, it's not my falult. I am a gentle soul. And how can I say no to a free hat? It would be obscene in the bad way
The Imperial Navy
02-03-2005, 11:48
As much as salt is tasty...

*Throws pepper instead*
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 11:48
Yes my mom calls me that, it's not my falult. I am a gentle soul. And how can I say no to a free hat? It would be obscene in the bad way
So ... what would be "obscene" in the good way???
Shaed
02-03-2005, 11:48
Yes my mom calls me that, it's not my falult. I am a gentle soul. And how can I say no to a free hat? It would be obscene in the bad way

Yay! Another harem girl!

Would you like a black costume/freehat, or a red one? And feel free to take advantage of our bar, spa, dancing poles, or free healthcare ^.^
Kanabia
02-03-2005, 11:49
As much as salt is tasty...

*Throws pepper instead*

*chases trail of pepper*

mmmhhhh pepper.
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 11:49
As much as salt is tasty...

*Throws pepper instead*
Aaaachoo! Damn you TIN! :D
Der Lieben
02-03-2005, 11:49
So ... what would be "obscene" in the good way???

As in "That was obscenely awesome!"
Keelar
02-03-2005, 11:49
Hot guy or girl in a skimpy suit or something less
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 11:50
May I call you Serving Wench? Or Harem Lass?

Oh! And I should invite you to join the Harem. You get a free costume AND a free hat! *waves free hats about*

And Tink is in it too (so you just have to join)
we're giving away hats? I don't have to wear it do I? I'm quite fond of the hat I've already got
Shaed
02-03-2005, 11:50
As much as salt is tasty...

*Throws pepper instead*

*sneezes*

Meanie.
Keelar
02-03-2005, 11:50
Dancing poles and a free hat? Am I in heaven? I must have been a very good kitten to get this treatment. Who would have thought?
The Imperial Navy
02-03-2005, 11:51
*sneezes*

Meanie.

http://img167.exs.cx/img167/6175/sc2cervantes2eq.jpg
Preebles
02-03-2005, 11:51
Ooh! Can I be a Wench?
I need a new hat. :p
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 11:51
Hot guy or girl in a skimpy suit or something less
That's not obscene! Just fun. :D
Cannot think of a name
02-03-2005, 11:52
You know, after scanning through 10 pages of a 60some year old dude playin' 'virtual' slap and tickle with a bunch of teenage girls I can safely say you all frighten me a whole bunch.
Keelar
02-03-2005, 11:52
Technically I am not a teen. I am twenty. So there.
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 11:52
Dancing poles and a free hat? Am I in heaven? I must have been a very good kitten to get this treatment. Who would have thought?
Nahh. Prolly just like me ... very, very good at being very, very bad! :D
Kanabia
02-03-2005, 11:53
http://www.notableandnotorious.com/images/austinpowersfatbastard.jpg
Shaed
02-03-2005, 11:53
we're giving away hats? I don't have to wear it do I? I'm quite fond of the hat I've already got

Nono, they're just a promotional gimmick really. You just have to wear the costume, not the hat.

(ironically, the hats actually don't match the costumes. Mainly because... harem girls don't wear hats normally. Plus they're caps. *caps*)
The Imperial Navy
02-03-2005, 11:54
You Bastard! ...who is fat!
Eutrusca
02-03-2005, 11:54
You know, after scanning through 10 pages of a 60some year old dude playin' 'virtual' slap and tickle with a bunch of teenage girls I can safely say you all frighten me a whole bunch.
ROFLMAO!!! Awwww! I told you I was a dirty old man! Tsk! :D
Keelar
02-03-2005, 11:54
Well I try. *Puts her tazar under her desk* I really have to give my guy friend a cookie for that
Preebles
02-03-2005, 11:55
:P the pic!
*cries*
Why, oh why did I click that link?
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 11:55
Nono, they're just a promotional gimmick really. You just have to wear the costume, not the hat.

(ironically, the hats actually don't match the costumes. Mainly because... harem girls don't wear hats normally. Plus they're caps. *caps*)
ok, but my costume is pink cause otherwise it wouldn't match my hat


:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Shaed
02-03-2005, 11:56
Ooh! Can I be a Wench?
I need a new hat. :p

*gives Preebles a new hat*

You have to worship Myrth now though. Otherwise you'll have to deal with my security guards *as well* as his wrath

(omgomgomgusingmodsasweaponsisbadpleasedon'thurtme!)
Kanabia
02-03-2005, 11:57
You Bastard! ...who is fat!

http://www.ftlcomm.com/ensign/desantisArticles/2002_700/desantis774/MichaelMoore.jpg
Oksana
02-03-2005, 11:57
Originally posted by Kanabia
http://www.notableandnotorious.com/...sfatbastard.jpg

That is just wrong.
The Imperial Navy
02-03-2005, 11:58
Rofl
Kanabia
02-03-2005, 11:58
*cries*
Why, oh why did I click that link?

I...hmm? Where did you quote that from? It wasn't me.
The Imperial Navy
02-03-2005, 11:59
Out of all the links in all of nationstates, in all the net... I had to click on to this.
Shaed
02-03-2005, 11:59
ok, but my costume is pink cause otherwise it wouldn't match my hat


:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Blasphemy! Everything associated with this harem is black and/or red!

I shall compromise. Your free hat will be fluffy and sillay and slightly-reddy-pink.

Or you could just not wear a hat when being an official harem girl.

OR! I could just turn a blind eye and let you wear your adorable sillay hat.

:fluffle: ^.^
Keelar
02-03-2005, 11:59
*Dances happily with the pole*
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 12:00
Blasphemy! Everything associated with this harem is black and/or red!

I shall compromise. Your free hat will be fluffy and sillay and slightly-reddy-pink.

Or you could just not wear a hat when being an official harem girl.

OR! I could just turn a blind eye and let you wear your adorable sillay hat.

:fluffle: ^.^
do the last one! you know you love me! and I am your future wife......


:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: please?
Preebles
02-03-2005, 12:01
I...hmm? Where did you quote that from? It wasn't me.
I meant to quote the fat bastard link... A bit uncoordinated there. :p

I got the quote right this time though, right?
Shaed
02-03-2005, 12:02
do the last one! you know you love me! and I am your future wife......


:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: please?

Oh, alright then ^.^

It's not like we really have to worry about any wrath after all. Myrth never seems to check on his poor harem girls anyway.
Kanabia
02-03-2005, 12:06
I meant to quote the fat bastard link... A bit uncoordinated there. :p

I got the quote right this time though, right?

Yes, you're forgiven now. :)

Oh, alright then ^.^

It's not like we really have to worry about any wrath after all. Myrth never seems to check on his poor harem girls anyway.

Yes, silly him. You should make a harem for Eutrusca, i'm sure he'd be happy to check on all of you. ;)
Keelar
02-03-2005, 12:06
Can someone amuse me with tales of emus?
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 12:07
Can someone amuse me with tales of emus?
emus?
Preebles
02-03-2005, 12:07
Yes, you're forgiven now.
Yay! *nances about happily*
Keelar
02-03-2005, 12:08
They are like ostriches but smaller somewhat and slighter :fluffle:
Oksana
02-03-2005, 12:09
What is a Harem girl? Are they prostitutes or whore? What the hell are they?
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 12:10
They are like ostriches but smaller somewhat and slighter :fluffle:
oooooooooooooooooooh *feels really dumb* i know what an emu is, it just didn't occur to me that emus = emu plural
Shaed
02-03-2005, 12:10
Yes, silly him. You should make a harem for Eutrusca, i'm sure he'd be happy to check on all of you. ;)

But then I wouldn't be able to give out free Myrth Ponies to all new initiates.

Well, not without causing vast confusion, anyway.
Keelar
02-03-2005, 12:12
I want a cookie. *Looks around room, sees roommate talking to her girlfriend, a powerade, but sadly no cookies* Alas, no cookies. :(
Kanabia
02-03-2005, 12:12
But then I wouldn't be able to give out free Myrth Ponies to all new initiates.

Well, not without causing vast confusion, anyway.

I..well..hmm, i'm sure there's ways around it. Like weird religious rituals involving pigs blood, and handcuffs.
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 12:12
I want a cookie. *Looks around room, sees roommate talking to her girlfriend, a powerade, but sadly no cookies* Alas, no cookies. :(
*bakes cookies for Keelar*
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 12:13
how's the art project coming along Shaed?
Shaed
02-03-2005, 12:14
What is a Harem girl? Are they prostitutes or whore? What the hell are they?

They are neither. Mainly since 'prostitutes' and 'whores' are the same thing, you silly tosser.

Since a harem is "a group of women sexual partners for one man" (according to dictionary.com), a harem girl is one (of many) sexual partners of one man. 'One man' being 'Myrth', and 'many' being 'a dozen or so', last time I checked.

Please leave your envy at the door (we can bottle and sell it as Cologne)
Keelar
02-03-2005, 12:14
The name is Jennifer, any derivative, evil one (mom), kitten (boyfriend), kitty (favorite guy friend), and TheKit10666. :p
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 12:15
The name is Jennifer, any derivative, evil one (mom), kitten (boyfriend), kitty (favorite guy friend), and TheKit10666. :p
:rolleyes: fine! *bakes cookies for Jennifer*
Shaed
02-03-2005, 12:16
how's the art project coming along Shaed?

Almost all finished (except for the dragon thigh-symbol and hammer-and-sickle eye-symbol, and the accessories).

Would you like piccies? (I wonder if I can get away with posting them here without them being noticed...)
Keelar
02-03-2005, 12:17
Yay! *Happy hug for TInK*
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 12:17
Almost all finished (except for the dragon thigh-symbol and hammer-and-sickle eye-symbol, and the accessories).

Would you like piccies? (I wonder if I can get away with posting them here without them being noticed...)
*jumps up and down* I wanna see! I wanna see! I wanna see!
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 12:18
Yay! *Happy hug for TInK*
yay!! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
Keelar
02-03-2005, 12:18
Sounds wickedly nifty so yeah, that would be awesome.
Shaed
02-03-2005, 12:22
*jumps up and down* I wanna see! I wanna see! I wanna see!

^.^ how could I say no to such enthusiasm?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/Shaed/Img01126.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/Shaed/Img01127.jpg
(his tail is wrapped around his leg like that because I'm training it not to stick up sillily. Blasted non-regulation pony hair >.>)
(and his mane is tied back because I'm still touching up his paint job)
Keelar
02-03-2005, 12:23
That is adorable. It looks like the my little pony on Queen of Wands.
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 12:26
^.^ how could I say no to such enthusiasm?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/Shaed/Img01126.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/Shaed/Img01127.jpg
(his tail is wrapped around his leg like that because I'm training it not to stick up sillily. Blasted non-regulation pony hair >.>)
(and his mane is tied back because I'm still touching up his paint job)
that's awesome!! :fluffle:
Shaed
02-03-2005, 12:26
That is adorable. It looks like the my little pony on Queen of Wands.

Hee, thanks ^.^

Actually, the base pony looked much more like that Queen of Wands pony:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/Shaed/wishawhirl_main.jpg
Base pony (ie, 'before pic')
Keelar
02-03-2005, 12:26
Did everyone else burst into flames? *Gets out marshmellows*
Preebles
02-03-2005, 12:28
That pony is awesome. :)
I loved those little critter when I was a kid.
Keelar
02-03-2005, 12:28
So sad that it isn't having new ones anymore. :(
Shaed
02-03-2005, 12:30
Did everyone else burst into flames? *Gets out marshmellows*

They probably fled, sensing that the posting of Myrth Pony pics would call down Myrth-wrath. Which would (or rather, will) destroy all, leaving only cruncy charcoal gibblets to show where Generalites once posted.

*hands Keel a wrath-proof overcoat*
Keelar
02-03-2005, 12:34
So no marshmellows?
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 12:35
of course we can have marshmallows!
*brings out marshmallows and hot melted chocolate*
Keelar
02-03-2005, 12:37
Mmmm. Chocolate. I am just glad that I have a good metabolism
Kanabia
02-03-2005, 12:37
leaving only cruncy charcoal gibblets to show where Generalites once posted.

Hey! Crunchy burnt chips!

*picks up black things off ground and gnaws on them*

Oh, those aren't chips.
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 12:37
*eats lots of marshmallows dipped in chocolate* I'm just glad I'm hyper
Keelar
02-03-2005, 12:40
*Nibbles happily*
Keelar
02-03-2005, 12:45
Later people. Hope to see you again
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 12:46
Later people. Hope to see you again
toodles :fluffle:
Trithilonia
02-03-2005, 12:47
*walks in, blinks, then implodes* >_>;;;
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 12:49
*walks in, blinks, then implodes* >_>;;;
*sigh* what a mess http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/misc/13.gif
Trithilonia
02-03-2005, 12:50
xD Its imploding, not exploding. There's a difference, contrary to popular belief =P
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 12:53
I know that but I still think that would be quite messy
Lunatic Goofballs
02-03-2005, 12:54
xD Its imploding, not exploding. There's a difference, contrary to popular belief =P

Both tend to leave goo behind. *nod*
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 12:54
Both tend to leave goo behind. *nod*
and I bet if anybody knows, LG does
Trithilonia
02-03-2005, 12:55
Oh well, its a habit, lol. People who know me tend to see it coming the moment I say something, lol. xD
Lunatic Goofballs
02-03-2005, 12:55
and I bet if anybody knows, LG does

I've done extensive research on various foodstuffs. *nod*
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 12:57
Oh well, its a habit, lol. People who know me tend to see it coming the moment I say something, lol. xD
well next time you feel yourself about to implode could you please climb into a bin? I'm not just here to clean up after you kids you know!
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 12:58
I've done extensive research on various foodstuffs. *nod*
I can imagine
Trithilonia
02-03-2005, 13:00
But I'm clean when I'm messy <_<;;;; Or is it messy when I'm clean...? >_>;;

Clessy? <_>;;;
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 13:03
But I'm clean when I'm messy <_<;;;; Or is it messy when I'm clean...? >_>;;

Clessy? <_>;;;
oy! no talking back young man! you'll do as your told and get in the bin next time your gonna implode or no NS for a month!
Trithilonia
02-03-2005, 13:05
oy! no talking back young man! you'll do as your told and get in the bin next time your gonna implode or no NS for a month!

Actually, I think I only check my account twice a month... And this is probably the first time in a loooong time that I've been back to the forums. >.>;; Mostly cause some area's seem just a tad too serious, lol.
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 13:07
Actually, I think I only check my account twice a month... And this is probably the first time in a loooong time that I've been back to the forums. >.>;; Mostly cause some area's seem just a tad too serious, lol.
are you talking back to me again?! you're heading for some serious punishment unless you apologise right now!
Trithilonia
02-03-2005, 13:09
are you talking back to me again?! you're heading for some serious punishment unless you apologise right now!

*hides behind Lunatic Goofballs*
http://www.eingang.org/MichaTales/MichaTales2/scared.gif
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 13:12
*hides behind Lunatic Goofballs*
http://www.eingang.org/MichaTales/MichaTales2/scared.gif
you won't escape the wrath of Tink! http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/disagree/16.gif
Lunatic Goofballs
02-03-2005, 13:13
you won't escape the wrath of Tink! http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/disagree/16.gif

*steals smilie* MINE!!!
Trithilonia
02-03-2005, 13:14
Lol! Ok, I concede. Just thought I'd put in my portion of insanity for the moment 'fore I grab some shuteye, lol. With that said, I'm off... perhaps for another long while, good talkin with ya though =P
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 13:15
Lol! Ok, I concede. Just thought I'd put in my portion of insanity for the moment 'fore I grab some shuteye, lol. With that said, I'm off... perhaps for another long while, good talkin with ya though =P
nighty night xoxoxox
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 13:16
*steals smilie* MINE!!!
neeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! MY SMILEY!!!!!
Trithilonia
02-03-2005, 13:17
nighty night xoxoxox

Nighto then, lol.
http://www.irnol.com/cool_stuff/funny_pics/sleep.jpg
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 13:19
Nighto then, lol.
http://www.irnol.com/cool_stuff/funny_pics/sleep.jpg
http://webpages.charter.net/connectingzone/greet/10.gif
Lunatic Goofballs
02-03-2005, 13:22
neeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! MY SMILEY!!!!!

It's like it was made specifically for me!
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 13:23
It's like it was made specifically for me!
but....but............*sniff*..........ok, you can have it :( *sob*
Lunatic Goofballs
02-03-2005, 13:25
but....but............*sniff*..........ok, you can have it :( *sob*

You're wonderful. :fluffle:
Bitchkitten
02-03-2005, 13:26
Eutrusca, you might want to define comprehesible. And if someone as technologically retarded as I can manage it, anything approaching a primate should be able to post. My cat can, but he's smarter than a lot of posters. :D
FairyTInkArisen
02-03-2005, 13:27
You're wonderful. :fluffle:
:fluffle: I know :cool:
Oksana
02-03-2005, 14:04
Originally posted by Bitchkitten
Eutrusca, you might want to define comprehesible. And if someone as technologically retarded as I can manage it, anything approaching a primate should be able to post. My cat can, but he's smarter than a lot of posters.

Umm... BK I don't think he was talking about you.
Bitchkitten
02-03-2005, 14:14
Umm... BK I don't think he was talking about you.
I hope not. I'd like to think that most of my posts are comprehensible. But I don't think the elevator has to go to the top to be able to post.

If the fact that I'm reasonably intelligent (if I'm fooling myself, don't tell me. I'd rather stay delusional) has nothing to do with my total lack of technical ability, might the reverse also be true?
Oksana
02-03-2005, 14:19
Yes, your technical ability doesn't mean you're not intelligent. I have to ask, why did you 1984 for your birthdate. You said you're old enough to be the president. You are, right?
The odd one
02-03-2005, 14:21
I hope not. I'd like to think that most of my posts are comprehensible. But I don't think the elevator has to go to the top to be able to post.

If the fact that I'm reasonably intelligent (if I'm fooling myself, don't tell me. I'd rather stay delusional) has nothing to do with my total lack of technical ability, might the reverse also be true?
probably, technical ability can be aquired without needing intelligent thought. it's just a matter of remembering the processes.
Omega the Black
02-03-2005, 14:23
No, I don't mean that I would fear to run into them in a dark alleyway. I mean some of the positions they take ( if you want to dignify them with the term "positions" ) make me wonder if their elevator goes all the way to the top floor. Supposedly, only non-intellectually challenged individuals have the necessary skills to (1) correctly use a computer, (2) correctly interpret the process of building a Nation, and (3) post a comprehensible message on this Forum. Supposedly, that is.

What do you think? :)
Well buddy since I have agreed with 90+% of what you have said I can only once again agree with ya!
Pure Metal
02-03-2005, 15:29
http://www.notanotherhollywoodfilm.com/curse/media/moviemaker_files/scare.slashers.jpg

hope i don't scare anyone :)
I_Hate_Cows
02-03-2005, 15:38
No, I don't mean that I would fear to run into them in a dark alleyway. I mean some of the positions they take ( if you want to dignify them with the term "positions" ) make me wonder if their elevator goes all the way to the top floor. Supposedly, only non-intellectually challenged individuals have the necessary skills to (1) correctly use a computer, (2) correctly interpret the process of building a Nation, and (3) post a comprehensible message on this Forum. Supposedly, that is.

What do you think? :)
I think you are being partisan and hypocritical. Or did you mean something other than to harass people who have differing opinions than yours?
The odd one
02-03-2005, 15:41
I think you are being partisan and hypocritical. Or did you mean something other than to harass people who have differing opinions than yours?
i think he means people who make outrageous arguments that they can't back up. which is a sign that they got their "opinions" from someone else and really don't know what they're talking about.