NationStates Jolt Archive

Warning:
Do not click on the link unless you are very sure you want to. It is soul-obliteratingly horrifying.
http://www.geocities.com/Petsburgh/Yard/9766/party.html

Lovecraft had nothing on this.

AIEEE!!!!

*begins gnawing on chair while laughing hysterically and stabbing a screwdriver into his eyes*

One of the pages has exceded its bandwidth. Good thing too. I want my five minutes back (and the brain cells that went with it).

Aieeeee! Run away!!!!

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(addresses the forum programming)There dang it. And no the message isn't too short, you confounded machine!

Sweet merciful... I think I'll be notifying homeland security now, cos if that isn't an act of terror...

Further evidence that Geocities is actually an open portal to hell...

Actually, remind me to bookmark this page to use against people when the next "Does God Exist?" thread opens up... after all, if God exists then how could such a page ever have been produced?

This is the sort of horrific, extreme psychological torture in use at Gitmo, there's no reasonable use for this at all in the civilized world. It probably violates every convention in the world and should be stopped henceforth or I'm calling amnesty international!

Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh......... *Eyes explode and dies of a sudden heart attack*

Warning:
Do not click on the link unless you are very sure you want to. It is soul-obliteratingly horrifying.
http://www.geocities.com/Petsburgh/Yard/9766/party.html

Lovecraft had nothing on this.

That is just so.... morally wrong... on SO many levels.

*Ack*

Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh......... *Eyes explode and dies of a sudden heart attack*
I ATTACK YOUR HEART!!! (http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?icqw231javls)

(Breaks out into maniacal laughter mixed with fear)

*explodes*

tag for later review when the site might be back up.

Whats going on I didn't get to see anything!

Grr! The page went down!
:headbang:

Hey, what's on the site? The reaction to it makes me too scared to go.

Hey, what's on the site?
The most terrifying thing Mankind has ever conceived of. The bastard offspring of a million corrupted minds. The most vile terrors imaginable!!

;)

The most terrifying thing Mankind has ever conceived of. The bastard offspring of a million corrupted minds. The most vile terrors imaginable!!

;)
WHAT! WHAT?!?! I'm too scared to go! TELL ME!

Damn geocities :mad:

down again!

WHAT! WHAT?!?! I'm too scared to go! TELL ME!
Well, it features a lot of cats, has something to do with a party, and makes no sense whatsoever.

I only read the first two-and-a-half pages, but I see no soul-obliterating going on. I allege false advertising.

--The Jovial States of Cogitation
NationStates Self-Proclaimed Court Jester

I only read the first two-and-a-half pages, but I see no soul-obliterating going on. I allege false advertising.
Oh.
Perhaps it was actually the vodka that obliterated my soul, then. But I was so sure it was the cats!

I admire the dedication of the freak who assembled all those dancing kitties. Not to mention the hours it must have taken to write all that speech-impediment-laden dialogue.

Actually, now I think about it, it kind of reminds me of that guy who does the flash movies of the kittens performing "Fell in love with a girl" and "Gay bar," (http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/) and the elephant singing Pavarotti and all that stuff. Except that in his case, it's well-done, clever, and not a case of being an insane freak.

Actually, now I think about it, it kind of reminds me of that guy who does the flash movies of the kittens performing "Fell in love with a girl" and "Gay bar,"
INDUSTRIAL COMMIE KITTENS!!! (http://www.rathergood.com/laibach/)

INDUSTRIAL COMMIE KITTENS!!!

Awesome. I wonder what the author of Stranger's Dance Party would think if his/her kitties started stomping their feet to Laibach?

what the fuck?

*rocks back and forth in chair, muttering "The horror, the horror"*

(Friends decide to take all sharp objects out of the room, and gently take away my pen)

THATS DISGUSTING! *commits eSuicide*

Wow.
Yet, strangely, seems to give me ideas on plots for my master's plan to take over the world. . .

THATS DISGUSTING! *commits eSuicide*
NOOOO! *Proforms e-miracle*

*is an eZombie now*

Is this e-Necromancy?

*is an eZombie now*
What have I eDone.

*Fears eZombie infestation*

Hmmm, I wasn't much disturbed so I guess I had no soul to be obliterated by this site.

Damn you people. The site's down and I want to be horrified!

aquires an eShotgun and barricades an eShopping Centre(that's right not mall, or center!)

still not working, describe it to me.

I've been told it involves cats.

there is a pink background with red hearts everywhere, and there are pictures of cats wearing clothing with some dialogue between these cats, who are named after celebrities and are at some sort of party. They chit chat about the punch and stuff. This goes on for many many pages. Whoever made it has way too much time on his hands.

aquires an eShotgun and barricades an eShopping Centre(that's right not mall, or center!)


*wanders around limping slowly towards would-be victims to eat their brains but everyone ignores me and is too fast for me to grab a hold of. Bit a baby to get a recruit*

*wanders around limping slowly towards would-be victims to eat their brains but everyone ignores me and is too fast for me to grab a hold of. Bit a baby to get a recruit*
*shoots an eShopper*
Damn it the eZombies have gotten faster and slightly smarter.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! *windows break, Ice Cracks, and splits world in half*

I can't believe there is such a thing! Someone get it down pleasee! I have to go meditate where the water hasnt gotten onto the ice! *chants; Clear My mind,Clear my mind.* Can someone call my psych.?

Heh, that site made me laugh so hard I dribbled...

Soul-devastatingly horrible.

*nods in agreement*

*shudders violently*

*vomits on his shoes*

Holy cow! NO....cannot....watch....mind....hurts..

*Grips head in both hands and vomits explosively*

Damn...people have too much time on their hands.

*Shuts off computer and swears off forum links*

My soul was saved by firefox
http://img138.exs.cx/img138/9382/thankgoodness9ft.jpg

for those who havent seen it...its incredibely disturbing

think cats in cartoon clothes, lots of hearts and general pinkness

gone again!

*shoots an eShopper*
Damn it the eZombies have gotten faster and slightly smarter.

*Eats a crumpet because brains are too hard to get*

mmm tasty.

*reads a book*

hey, I am getting smarter and faster!

*applys for a job*

may as well join the work force so I can buy more crumpets.