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I found this gem on Amazon.com:
How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way? (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0595094724/002-1605443-7806443)
I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make love three times in succession without drawing out.

In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.

If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell.
WOw.

Sounds just like the crap they try and peddal to me at the Chinese crap shop.

*shivers*

HEre's the guy's wwebsite:
http://hometown.aol.com/nishigaki3/

that.... is... uh.. odd.

in related news: another unusual book (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0892817992/ref=pd_sbs_b_3/102-4081422-5065752?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance)

I'll let you know if it works within two weeks. :p

that.... is... uh.. odd.

in related news: another unusual book (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0892817992/ref=pd_sbs_b_3/102-4081422-5065752?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance)

Ergh! There's a reason why the body ejects those waste products! :gundge:

Ergh! There's a reason why the body ejects those waste products! :gundge:

didnt you read the product info? it cant be false, its the best remedy for anything!

didnt you read the product info? it cant be false, its the best remedy for anything!

Then it must be true!:D Thank goodness! I am so relieved, just like I am when I've finished constricting my anus!;) :fluffle:

A testimonial makes this true? Post hoc ergo prompter hoc. In other words "false cause".

Everyone who lived in the 17th century and ate carrots is now dead. Therefore, the carrots killed them.

Sounds pretty stupid when it's said that way, doesn't it?

No butt stuff! That'd be gay!

A testimonial makes this true?
They were joking, you know.

HEre's the guy's wwebsite:
http://hometown.aol.com/nishigaki3/

I like how the website ends...

"Please, practice such a butt squeezing exercise at your own risk"!

A testimonial makes this true? Post hoc ergo prompter hoc. In other words "false cause".

how is that post hoc? surely it would be more like ad populum or questionable authority. maybe even bandwagon. but not post hoc.

I have to do that anyway as part of my kegels.

I don't know if it's made me any happier, but I can shoot over my head. :P

Meh.

If you want to get rid of depression, expose yourself to semen.

Seriously.

Check on the net. There's studies that suggest that exposure to semen (proven via vaginal contact, assumed via other forms of contact where hormones can survive) can prevent suicide and such.

You don't need a rim job, you need to give a blow job.

I'd say I wish I was kidding, but I always end up attracted to bipolar or otherwise 'down' women... so it comes in handy.

A testimonial makes this true? Post hoc ergo prompter hoc. In other words "false cause".

Everyone who lived in the 17th century and ate carrots is now dead. Therefore, the carrots killed them.

Sounds pretty stupid when it's said that way, doesn't it?

It would do, IF IT WASN'T A SARCASTIC JOKE!!! Go stick a 17th century carrot up yer arse. Then constrict!:D:p

What kind of...? What makes them think this works?

Here's what some people need to do. Get one of those ab-shocker things, strap it to their heads, turn it to maximum, and let it turn their brains to mush.

Meh.

If you want to get rid of depression, expose yourself to semen.

Seriously.

Check on the net. There's studies that suggest that exposure to semen (proven via vaginal contact, assumed via other forms of contact where hormones can survive) can prevent suicide and such.

You don't need a rim job, you need to give a blow job.

I'd say I wish I was kidding, but I always end up attracted to bipolar or otherwise 'down' women... so it comes in handy.

That explains why I'm so happy. I always have plenty of my own semen in me. :)