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http://www.postgazette.com/pg/05060/464503.stm

A 17-year-old McCandless girl was accidentally shot by her boyfriend Sunday while the two were engaged in "bedroom activities," police said.

Timothy Madden, 23, of Ross, was charged with aggravated assault, reckless endangerment and corruption of a minor.

The incident occurred just before 1 p.m. at Madden's residence in the Chateau Perry Apartments at 951 Perry Highway, said Ross senior detective and public information officer William Barrett.

"They were engaged in some bizarre activities in his bedroom," Barrett said. "The gun, we believe, accidentally discharged."

The girl, who, as a juvenile, was not identified by police, was wounded in the groin with a .45-caliber handgun and was taken to an undisclosed hospital.

They should castrate him, to prevent him from reproducing and putting more idiots into our population.

They should castrate him, to prevent him from reproducing and putting more idiots into our population.

Agreed.

http://www.postgazette.com/pg/05060/464503.stm

When roleplaying goes a bit too far...

that was funny. In a sick sort of way.

Safe sex is when I lock the car door first.

They should castrate him, to prevent him from reproducing and putting more idiots into our population.

are you some sort of anti-gun bigot?

They should castrate him, to prevent him from reproducing and putting more idiots into our population.
I foresee a Darwin Award here, and runner up for honorable mention to her boyfriend.

PS: for the love of God, please make sure your weapon is unloaded and discharged before pleasuring your lover with it

Safe sex is when I lock the car door first.

no, safe sex is making sure that your gun isn't loaded and has the safety activated before you use it.

are you some sort of anti-gun bigot?
i dont think he is. i think he is more pointing in the direction of safe gun and appropriate use, or lack there of in this case

so, what? the guy used the handgun as a dildo??? rrriiiiiiiiiigggghhhttt!!!!

ps I love the "curropting a minor" a minor charge :)

no, safe sex is making sure that your gun isn't loaded and has the safety activated before you use it.
I think what youre trying to say is that the gun should not be cocked...

I think what youre trying to say is that the gun should not be cocked...
No. Bad Lascivious.


*rubs Lascivious' nose in the bad pun*

:-p

This is...odd.

I think what youre trying to say is that the gun should not be cocked...

i'm pretty sure what i'm getting at is that gun control means using both hands

No. Bad Lascivious.


*rubs Lascivious' nose in the bad pun*

:-p

This is...odd.
Humor and sarcasm is my usual response to things like this - what else can be said? I mean, the guy has already proven beyond words that he is a first class idiot... what else is left?

Either way, I actually agree, that was a bad and a misplaced pun - this thread is no place for humor... that article disgusts me. :(

Hmmmnnn...does this qualify for the Darwin Awards?

i'm pretty sure what i'm getting at is that gun control means using both hands
But then what would he hold the gun with?

...

Oh right, you meant using both hands on the gun.

i'm pretty sure what i'm getting at is that gun control means using both hands
The best form of gun control is the pill, followed by condoms.

"They were engaged in some bizarre activities in his bedroom," Barrett said. "The gun, we believe, accidentally discharged."

I'm sure something got discharged there! *starts raising the roof* oooh! oooh!

seriously...if your gonna be RPing like that.. either use a pop gun or make sure the chamber is empty. -.-

Hmmmnnn...does this qualify for the Darwin Awards?
No. In order to qualify for the Darwin Award, one has to die. You know, "Survival of the Fittest" and everything.

No. In order to qualify for the Darwin Award, one has to die. You know, "Survival of the Fittest" and everything.
Or no longer be able to reproduce.

That's what I was getting at, although the article doesn't say if the girl or the guy is able to reproduce. If the girl isn't, she'd qualify- I mean, you'd have to be pretty stupid to let someone shove a gun in your vagina.

No. In order to qualify for the Darwin Award, one has to die. You know, "Survival of the Fittest" and everything.
SHE did die, and ironically from a shot in groin.

Now that is some weird stuff. Using guns in sex.

Now that is some weird stuff. Using guns in sex.
It's eerily like that scene from that one Stephen King book.

SHE did die, and ironically from a shot in groin.

The article says she was shot. It doesn't say that she died.

Now that is some weird stuff. Using guns in sex.

not that i'd encourage it, but i'd just like to point out that this is the internet, and you can find pictures of anything.

if you wanted to.

I don't think this would qualify for a Darwin Award, because he hurt someone else, not himself.

P.S. I am not anti-Gun, only anti-Stupid People. :)

I don't think this would qualify for a Darwin Award, because he hurt someone else, not himself.

Not the guy, but the girl. The article gives no indication that she was forced to make love to that gun, so she should take the rap for willingly doing that.

P.S. I am not anti-Gun, only anti-Stupid People. :)

i didn't mean it as a serious accusation. i'm just having fun with the sheer number of double-entendres

Oh, my mistake. I was under the impression that he was pleasuring her with the gun, and accidently set it off.

not that i'd encourage it, but i'd just like to point out that this is the internet, and you can find pictures of anything.

if you wanted to.
Oh yes! Definately! You can even find stories about wrapping Roy Orbison up in cling-film!

Not that I'd know that...

You can even find stories about wrapping Roy Orbison up in cling-film!

stories are all well and good, but i want to see pictures!

Oh yes! Definately! You can even find stories about wrapping Roy Orbison up in cling-film!

Not that I'd know that...
What are you up to Neo?

What are you up to Neo?
Up to my neck in Jello.
http://artpad.art.com/?icpg831iiuf8

oh, you didn't mean that kind of "up to", did you?

But I'm okay with all this weird sex stuff.
I'm open-minded!
Look:
http://artpad.art.com/?icpgq65sm3w

Neo, you may need to take a little breather. I just don't want you to do anything stupid.

Neo, you may need to take a little breather. I just don't want you to do anything stupid.
Like get deleted for spamming?
Yeah, now would be a really good time for me to stop.

Something like that. Knowing someone else with bipolar has helped me watch out for the signs that they just may be going over the edge. That's what I was trying to tell you.

They should castrate him, to prevent him from reproducing and putting more idiots into our population.

The girl even more so. Stupid ho.