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Do zombies have a sense of humor?

Pastafaria
02-03-2005, 00:59
This is a critical topic of our day. Be the first on your block to weigh in.
Dostanuot Loj
02-03-2005, 01:00
How dare you steal my trend!!!

And yes, you've obviously never seen Evil Dead 2.
Pastafaria
02-03-2005, 01:02
And yes, you've obviously never seen Evil Dead 2.

Foo! You're saying the zombies in Evil Dead 2 have no sense of humor?
New Genoa
02-03-2005, 01:04
No, their nervous system isn't developed enough.
Dostanuot Loj
02-03-2005, 01:05
Foo! You're saying the zombies in Evil Dead 2 have no sense of humor?


F00, they have the ultimate sense of humor!

"Do Zombies have a sense of humor?"
"Yes, you've obviously never seen Evil Dead 2".

Now stop stealing my "Does <Blank> have a sense of humor?" trend!
New Genoa
02-03-2005, 01:05
Why
Sumamba Buwhan
02-03-2005, 01:09
teh zombies never laff @ my jokes but that just might meant I am teh one with no sense of humor.
Pastafaria
02-03-2005, 01:15
Now stop stealing my "Does <Blank> have a sense of humor?" trend!

I promise I won't do any more sense-of-humor threads. But hey, it was begging to be polled!
Teh Cameron Clan
02-03-2005, 01:18
i would kno i usually stuff http://www.uci.agh.edu.pl/img/dynamite.gif down their throats b4 they can say anything...
Neo-Anarchists
02-03-2005, 01:20
I am a zombie, and I think you are silly.
I bet silly people have tender, juicy brains...
BRAINS... GRAAAH.
Free Soviets
02-03-2005, 01:56
so a rabbi, bill clinton, and a zombie walk into a bar, and the bar tender says, "say mack, why th.... AHHHH! OH MY GOD!!! MY BRAINS! AAAAAHHHH!"



A bit later the rabbi says, "hey, is the salt on those pretzels kosher?"
Pastafaria
02-03-2005, 01:57
I am a zombie, and I think you are silly.
I bet silly people have tender, juicy brains...
BRAINS... GRAAAH.

'Tis true, I'm a little soft in the head.
Sumamba Buwhan
02-03-2005, 02:16
http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?icp9x38wn7k
Greedy Pig
02-03-2005, 02:57
THeres nothing funnier than seeing a zombie eat someone's brains out with a straw.
Violets and Kitties
02-03-2005, 03:06
Every single zombie that I've seen has made me laugh my ass off.
Pastafaria
02-03-2005, 03:11
http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?icp9x38wn7k

Oh, man. That's hilarious. And it proves once and for all that nothing is better than a great brain spliff.