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(Sorry, BWO, couldn't resist :p)

Women seldom make passes at men who...

Complete the statement as best you can.

pass gasses.

(c'mon that was too easy....)

Cook better than they do.

are men.

are genuinally nice guys, who will treat them with the love and respect that they deserve

are genuinally nice guys, who will treat them with the love and respect that they deserve

Agreed!

Cook better than they do.

-Buzzer sound-

I'm sorry most women I know would love a man that can cook well.....

Agreed!
And the rest of you know i'm right!

...belch loudly in public.

Unless it's in hungary or whatever.

99% of the women I've met cared about looks only. 0.8% cared mostly about looks, 0.1% cared only a little about looks, and the remaining 0.1% cared nothing about looks.

99% of the women I've met cared about looks only. 0.8% cared mostly about looks, 0.1% cared only a little about looks, and the remaining 0.1% cared nothing about looks.

haven't met many women have we?

haven't met many women have we?

Yes, I have. (Most) Women don't give a shit about personality. I know total assholes who have ended up with women, and genuine nice guys who have not. (Most) Women care far more about physical attraction than personality.

.....are dead.

.....are dead.
what if they are necrophiliacs?

have bigger breasts than they have.

have bigger breasts than they have.

Is Michael Moore married?

Yes, I have. (Most) Women don't give a shit about personality. I know total assholes who have ended up with women, and genuine nice guys who have not. (Most) Women care far more about physical attraction than personality.

well, I don't go on looks alone. i would rather end up with a hideos member of mensa and the peace core than gorgeos guy who is a braindead nazi....

what if they are necrophiliacs?
it said seldom. not never.



pwned!

Yes, I have. (Most) Women don't give a shit about personality. I know total assholes who have ended up with women, and genuine nice guys who have not. (Most) Women care far more about physical attraction than personality.

Erm...and there are plenty of genuinely nice women who are less than drop dead gorgeous, overweight, or otherwise 'unacceptable' but are perfectly lovely people who go totally unnoticed by guys.

We're really not all that shallow. Most of you 'nice guys' are too busy pining away for your supermodels-who-don't-want-a-nice-guy to notice that, though.

it said seldom. not never.



pwned!

I think you mean owned, and you seem to have a superiority complex

I think you mean owned, and you seem to have a superiority complex
:D

Erm...and there are plenty of genuinely nice women who are less than drop dead gorgeous, overweight, or otherwise 'unacceptable' but are perfectly lovely people who go totally unnoticed by guys.

We're really not all that shallow. Most of you 'nice guys' are too busy pining away for your supermodels-who-don't-want-a-nice-guy to notice that, though.

Right. That explains my whole life of being abused by shallow women who neatly fell into the average, nice, unnoticed category.

Sheesh!

Erm...and there are plenty of genuinely nice women who are less than drop dead gorgeous, overweight, or otherwise 'unacceptable' but are perfectly lovely people who go totally unnoticed by guys.

We're really not all that shallow. Most of you 'nice guys' are too busy pining away for your supermodels-who-don't-want-a-nice-guy to notice that, though.

That is bollocks! I don't need a supermodel to be happy, but, and I kow this is cliched, personality is much more important to be. And sorry, but some women are REALLY that shallow. You might not be, but some are

Right. That explains my whole life of being abused by shallow women who neatly fell into the average, nice, unnoticed category.

Sheesh!

No offense, Whispering Legs, but if you've spent your entire life surrounded by shallow women, you are either have a very disfunctional family, or you need to learn to judge character better.

Right. That explains my whole life of being abused by shallow women who neatly fell into the average, nice, unnoticed category.

Sheesh!

Most people who describe themselves as "nice guys" are human doormats. Women want "nice men." A nice man is someone who is compassionate and considerate but who can also kick arse when someone gives them gumption and isn't a needy wreck.

No offense, Whispering Legs, but if you've spent your entire life surrounded by shallow women, you are either have a very disfunctional family, or you need to learn to judge character better.

Oh, it's easy enough for someone to become shallow over time.

I'd say that like everything else in this world (including men), 90 percent of everything is crap.

That goes for 90 percent of women (as well as men). 90 percent.

That is bollocks! I don't need a supermodel to be happy, but, and I kow this is cliched, personality is much more important to be. And sorry, but some women are REALLY that shallow. You might not be, but some are

It’s no more ridiculous than the statement that women only want to date jerks. Puh-lease.

Whispering Legs, I suggest you try running in different circles if all your female friends are that shallow.

It’s no more ridiculous than the statement that women only want to date jerks. Puh-lease.

Whispering Legs, I suggest you try running in different circles if all your female friends are that shallow.

No, a higher percentage of younger women want to date jerks - but that's because their range of choices is generally limited to younger men, who are by nature a "high percentage jerk" group.

Shallow isn't the word. Lying, scheming, heartless, spineless...

Well. You get the picture. To all of those men who are waiting for something better, it's better to wait until you're nearly 40 - women in that age group (like men in that age group) have definitely ripened in either being a complete jerk/bitch/asshole or being the nicest person you'll ever meet.

Women seldom make passes at men who...

have sex tattooed on their personnels.

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Also Johnny Vagas had his tongue down some ladys throat on saturday ngiht, and he has man tits....

As well as the Hives said "one third of the world are idiots"

Shallow isn't the word. Lying, scheming, heartless, spineless...

Well. You get the picture. To all of those men who are waiting for something better, it's better to wait until you're nearly 40 - women in that age group (like men in that age group) have definitely ripened in either being a complete jerk/bitch/asshole or being the nicest person you'll ever meet.

These don't sound much like friend qualities to me. Would you put up with that from guy friends? I'd imagine not. Why would you hang out with women like that? Noone deserves that.

I will agree that as we age, we become more of what we were destined to become. But there are a lot of decent women in all age groups if you just look carefully. Don't paint us all with the same ugly brush.

99% of the women I've met cared about looks only. 0.8% cared mostly about looks, 0.1% cared only a little about looks, and the remaining 0.1% cared nothing about looks.

The flaw in your reasoning is that most women have a much more 'flexible' view on what constitutes looks.

A friend of mine spent a whole night chatting up some guy at a bar and then came to me at the end of the night and said "I don't think I'm going to call that guy. He's an idiot."

A week later we were back at the same bar and she spent the whole night talking to him again. At the end of the night she came up to me and said, "ok, we're going to take off now."

"I thought you said he was an idiot and you didn't want to talk to him again?"

"Ya, but then he got a haircut."

When men say 'looks' we're usually talking about body shape and face, and maybe skin condition. Hairstyle usually only makes a difference if it's something really outlandish like shaved bald or a reverse mohawk.

When women say 'looks' they're usually talking about wardrobe, hair, and absence of jewelry. Physical characteristics are usually only a factor if they are really extreme, like model good looks, humorously oversised nose, or extremly fat or skinny.

Being a little overweight or underweight or having a mild cosmetic blemish would all be seen as a positive on a guy who wore fashionable clothes and a really well maintained haircut. So long as he doesn't act like he's aware of any of these things. They don't like the idea that they'll have to compete over mirror time.

Women seldom make passes at men who.....

whine about how nice they are on message boards.

I will agree that as we age, we become more of what we were destined to become. But there are a lot of decent women in all age groups if you just look carefully. Don't paint us all with the same ugly brush.

The problem is not just one of perception (on my part), but of deception (on their part).

There's nothing, for instance, like marrying a woman who is happily married to you for five years, and who, after having the first child (which we both agreed to have), decided she didn't want to be a mother anymore (told me that much), and decided she didn't want to be married anymore (didn't tell me that for five years).

After a grand total of more than 200 different men, she finally said she wanted to leave.

Nice, eh?

And don't tell me I should have seen it coming, because no one else did. It's not my job to be Mr. Paranoia and constantly check up on my spouse's whereabouts and activities.

Look like female carnies.

The problem is not just one of perception (on my part), but of deception (on their part).

There's nothing, for instance, like marrying a woman who is happily married to you for five years, and who, after having the first child (which we both agreed to have), decided she didn't want to be a mother anymore (told me that much), and decided she didn't want to be married anymore (didn't tell me that for five years).

After a grand total of more than 200 different men, she finally said she wanted to leave.

Nice, eh?

And don't tell me I should have seen it coming, because no one else did. It's not my job to be Mr. Paranoia and constantly check up on my spouse's whereabouts and activities.

Trust me, I would be the LAST person on the face of the planet to tell you you should have seen it coming. Trust me. The absolute LAST.

You got a jerk, alright. Again, though, I'd really hope that you could see that your ex is not representative of the gender.

Erm...and there are plenty of genuinely nice women who are less than drop dead gorgeous, overweight, or otherwise 'unacceptable' but are perfectly lovely people who go totally unnoticed by guys.

We're really not all that shallow. Most of you 'nice guys' are too busy pining away for your supermodels-who-don't-want-a-nice-guy to notice that, though.


Thank you for the important mention! I have the same "nice guy repellent" problem! :headbang:

Oh, it's easy enough for someone to become shallow over time.

Yes, I suppose that's true.

I'd say that like everything else in this world (including men), 90 percent of everything is crap.

That goes for 90 percent of women (as well as men). 90 percent.

I'm pleased to say that 90 percent of the people I currently know (men and women) well are neither crap nor shallow, but I do not have a large circle of friends. That is not to say that any of them are perfect, but I've known most of them for at least ten years and I'd trust them with my life, my money, my younger siblings (or kids if I had any), and my significant other.

That being said, many of the people I grew up with and went to school with (ie people I knew by default as opposed to people I chose to be friends with as an adult), do have a lot of problems, including shallowness, and are generally not people I would choose to spend time with today.

have bigger breasts than they have.
Unfortuantely, I have to agree.

The problem is not just one of perception (on my part), but of deception (on their part).

There's nothing, for instance, like marrying a woman who is happily married to you for five years, and who, after having the first child (which we both agreed to have), decided she didn't want to be a mother anymore (told me that much), and decided she didn't want to be married anymore (didn't tell me that for five years).

After a grand total of more than 200 different men, she finally said she wanted to leave.

Nice, eh?

And don't tell me I should have seen it coming, because no one else did. It's not my job to be Mr. Paranoia and constantly check up on my spouse's whereabouts and activities.

Oh god man, yes, that really sucks. I'm sorry to hear about that. Honest to God, plenty of us women are not like that -- or at least, if they weren't happy in the marriage, would have had the 'nads to be honest about it sooner, and not potentially endangered your life or health by sleeping around.

Women seldom make passes at men who...

...are related and who are currently carnally involved with a parent.

Oh god man, yes, that really sucks. I'm sorry to hear about that. Honest to God, plenty of us women are not like that -- or at least, if they weren't happy in the marriage, would have had the 'nads to be honest about it sooner, and not potentially endangered your life or health by sleeping around.

I had heard plenty before in my life about how many men do that sort of thing - sleep around while married and not have the balls to say, "hey, I've decided to bag it".

...are known to say "MA'DONKHEY" during sexual intercourse.

The problem is not just one of perception (on my part), but of deception (on their part).

There's nothing, for instance, like marrying a woman who is happily married to you for five years, and who, after having the first child (which we both agreed to have), decided she didn't want to be a mother anymore (told me that much), and decided she didn't want to be married anymore (didn't tell me that for five years).

After a grand total of more than 200 different men, she finally said she wanted to leave.

Nice, eh?

And don't tell me I should have seen it coming, because no one else did. It's not my job to be Mr. Paranoia and constantly check up on my spouse's whereabouts and activities.

Yeah that totally sucks, makes you feel completely insecure with everyone or anyone in this world, i think i'm just going to try and not have kids, ever, heh, i mgiht miss out on some happy moments but may save me and my wallet from some bad ones....

Yeah that totally sucks, makes you feel completely insecure with everyone or anyone in this world, i think i'm just going to try and not have kids, ever, heh, i mgiht miss out on some happy moments but may save me and my wallet from some bad ones....

Children are morons who have yet to learn that sociopathy is not OK. They are waaay over rated.

Women seldom make passes at men who...


Are stareing at other womens arses

... are me

Yeah, the majority of women I've met either go on looks or hobbies. Then again to me, society in general seem like it does not care about friendship or romance that has some depth to it i.e. nobody cares about who one really is anymore. So people's first impressions are what makes or breaks you.

However, women will always like a guy who enjoys going on shopping sprees with them.....