Everybody hates...
Machiavellian Origin
28-02-2005, 22:08
Someone else started this, and I liked the idea, so here's how we do it. You pick a people, and come up with reasons to hate them. They don't have to be true, this is the internet, nothing is true. Here's my example. This is your chance to vent stereotypes and make new ones.
You should hate the Dutch. Did you know that they plan to take over the world and make everyone wear paper hats and wooden shoes? I heard that they like to eat babies and throw puppies off of bridges.
Machiavellian Origin
28-02-2005, 22:12
[cue intro music] [cue flashy words saying "The More You Know"]
That said, the Dutch are an industrious and hard working people, who make other countries jealous...
:( It could be true. Somebody might be jealous of them. Maybe
Everybody hates ... kung-fu fighting! *that catchy asian tune*
Gnostikos
28-02-2005, 22:32
The Celts. Because they know they're still sore from the ass-whooping they got from the Romans, and are going to repay the favour.
ProMonkians
28-02-2005, 22:34
Everybody hates...The Atlantians - smug gits who managed to hide a whole continent somewhere
San Texario
28-02-2005, 22:36
Everybody hates Starbucks, subconsciously. What they don't realize is that they are being turned into slaves to high coffee prices by the owner. Probably in league with The Man (Dick Cheyney), Starbucks is trying to take over the world. Don't let the man keep you down!
Machiavellian Origin
28-02-2005, 22:40
It's one of my goals in life. To write a history of the world that systematically explains why every nation should be hated. So far, I've gotten up to the Greeks.
I hate those damn Cardasians!
What are they? Stalinist Bird-Lizard things?!
Gay Ninjas
28-02-2005, 22:54
On a related note... Star Trek: Deep Space 9. Because it's boring, and because it ruined my favourite TV show utterly and completely.
:mad: the humphreys that stole my milk!!!
You Forgot Poland
28-02-2005, 23:45
The Atlanta Braves. Or if they don't, they oughta.
Well, I mean who doesn't hate starbucks?
Let me make a list of other things:
Plastic packaging that is impossible to open
Decreasing size of product and keeping the price
Decreasing size of product and keeping the same package size
Steriotypical Movies
DISNEY MOVIES
Really successful people with nothing to hate about
Overly/Underly friendly people
SPAM
Stuff that costs money
ADS OF ALL FORMS
No, I have one to top them all:
"Support Our Troops" car ribbons
Soviet Narco State
01-03-2005, 00:56
People who say:"it isn't nice to say you hate someoe."
They are all smug and self righteous because the claim they don't hate anybody but you know they laugh at homeless people living in the subway tunnels whenever a train smacks into one of them.
Frangland
01-03-2005, 00:59
I hate MARTIANS! THOSE BASTARDS CAN KISS MY @SS AND GO TO HELL!
Lunatic Goofballs
01-03-2005, 01:15
I hate the dead. Especially the uptight pricks that end up going to Heaven. I despise the whole lot of serene peaceful bastards. I hope they catch an infectious rotting disease and get a heaping helping of the suffering they deserve.
Oh, and I hate nuns. Wear some freakin' make-up ya penguins! :mad:
On a related note... Star Trek: Deep Space 9. Because it's boring, and because it ruined my favourite TV show utterly and completely.
"To boldly stay where no one has stayed before..."