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Damn Bulgarians.......

Alexias
28-02-2005, 19:36
Those damn Bulgarians.....

Whose with me on this?
Drunk commies
28-02-2005, 19:37
What did they do?
Marrakech II
28-02-2005, 19:39
You got to at least present an arguement for us to rail against them. Even make it up like some of these other clowns do. Say something outrageous and back it up with no facts. That should get you a few responses you want.
CelebrityFrogs
28-02-2005, 19:40
Those damn Bulgarians.....

Whose with me on this?

I once worked in an office, where it seemed that everbody hated soem nationality or other. The french, germans, americans and italians where the most (least) popular! I decided that if I was to fit in, I'd have to hate a group of people based on there nationality, so I chose the Norwegians. There must have been alot of pro norwegians at that office, cos I didn't make many friends at that job!!!
Marrakech II
28-02-2005, 19:41
I once worked in an office, where it seemed that everbody hated soem nationality or other. The french, germans, americans and italians where the most (least) popular! I decided that if I was to fit in, I'd have to hate a group of people based on there nationality, so I chose the Norwegians. There must have been alot of pro norwegians at that office, cos I didn't make many friends at that job!!!

You probably should have taken a poll on where everyone was from. Then make your decision on who you hated. Best would have been to hate the same peeps as the supervisor.
Alexias
28-02-2005, 19:45
Oh, come now people! We don't need rational arguments to hate people who are far away! There are to distant to do anything about it!

I simply can't understand why we can't just hate people that we know nothing about!

Let's make up some arbitrary stereotypes about Bulgarians and hate them forever. C'mon, it'll be fun!


Besides, how many Bulgarians do you know with computers? They'll never know that we're massing against them! (or something)
Alexias
28-02-2005, 19:46
I once worked in an office, where it seemed that everbody hated soem nationality or other. The french, germans, americans and italians where the most (least) popular! I decided that if I was to fit in, I'd have to hate a group of people based on there nationality, so I chose the Norwegians. There must have been alot of pro norwegians at that office, cos I didn't make many friends at that job!!!


I think I would have liked your office.
CelebrityFrogs
28-02-2005, 19:46
Oh, come now people! We don't need rational arguments to hate people who are far away! There are to distant to do anything about it!

I simply can't understand why we can't just hate people that we know nothing about!

Let's make up some arbitrary stereotypes about Bulgarians and hate them forever. C'mon, it'll be fun!


Besides, how many Bulgarians do you know with computers? They'll never know that we're massing against them! (or something)

Bulgarians preffered method of population control is to eat new born babies!!!
Alexias
28-02-2005, 19:47
You probably should have taken a poll on where everyone was from. Then make your decision on who you hated. Best would have been to hate the same peeps as the supervisor.



Indeed.





Man, but Vietnamese are just so much better than Bulgarians in every way......If only I were Vietnamese..........
CelebrityFrogs
28-02-2005, 19:47
I think I would have liked your office.

Cos you are norwegian? or cos you hate people of other nationalities?
Alexias
28-02-2005, 19:50
Bulgarians preffered method of population control is to eat new born babies!!!


That's the spirit!


And that is in fact true.

I know it for a fact.

Some vague and shady source told me, but I can't remember what or who they were at the moments.....They might have been from Senegal......
Alexias
28-02-2005, 19:51
Cos you are norwegian? or cos you hate people of other nationalities?


Ah, if only I were Norweigian...........

Because I love to hate people with no good reason. It's just really alot of fun.

You should try it out.

Like me and my dear cousins, we one day decided that everything bad in the world was the fault of gypsies, and so it has been ever since.
Marrakech II
28-02-2005, 19:52
Bulgarians are responsible for all known computer viruses in the world. Here are facts to prove it. If you cant find the facts in here. Read it again cause it there!
www.BulgariaSux.com

Also I heard that Bulgarians were responsible for all the Spam I get in my hotmail mailbox. Its true, I heard it on Jerry Springer!

I also heard that Barbara Streisand and Jane Fonda are Bulgarian!

Bulgarians are responsible for high gas prices too!

I also heard from a friend of mines cousins uncles sister that Bulgaria was involved in arms sales to China! Can you believe that!

Worthless scum I tell ya!
Spamosaurus Rex
28-02-2005, 19:53
Bulgarians preffered method of population control is to eat new born babies!!!

holy sh*t bulgarians must die!!!!! :sniper:
Drunk commies
28-02-2005, 19:53
Ok, let's make up some Bulgarian stereotypes. Since I've never met a Bulgarian this should be easy.
1 Bulgarians roll around in smelly soft cheese every morning.
2 If you hit a Bulgarian hard enough money will shoot out of his rectum.
3 Bulgarians are allergic to water.
4 Bulgarians steal children and replace them with Bulgarian larva.
Alexias
28-02-2005, 19:55
Preach on, brothers!
Marrakech II
28-02-2005, 19:56
Bulgarians preffered method of population control is to eat new born babies!!!

Yeah I heard that too. What kind of trailor trash would do that! That is just sick man. Im writing a letter to GW Bush right now. WE NEED TO INVADE!
Decapitated Goibils
28-02-2005, 19:57
Cos you are norwegian? or cos you hate people of other nationalities?

loads of norwegians r computer obsessive. they will b out 2 get u! ;)

btw, the bulgarians were the ones in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang who captured the children and locked them up...u can't get much worse than that!!!!!
Hylian Peoples
28-02-2005, 19:58
I'm half Bulgarian, and a dual citizen of Bulgaria.


There, you finally met a Bulgarian with a computer.
CelebrityFrogs
28-02-2005, 19:59
Ah, if only I were Norweigian...........

Because I love to hate people with no good reason. It's just really alot of fun.

You should try it out.

Like me and my dear cousins, we one day decided that everything bad in the world was the fault of gypsies, and so it has been ever since.

Your cousins wouldn't be members of a neo-nazi organisation by any chance?
Marrakech II
28-02-2005, 20:00
I'm half Bulgarian, and a dual citizen of Bulgaria.


There, you finally met a Bulgarian with a computer.

Holy crap! A Bulgarian spy already watching our every move! I tell you they are trying to take over the world! Next thing you know they will take over Albania. Then Macedonia and its a domino effect after that!
Alexias
28-02-2005, 20:00
Yah!

Stupid Bulgarians!

Those damned banana republics must be stopped!

Ever since they quit the Soviet Bloc I knew Bulgaria would be trouble.... Let's target the schools so we can kill there young before the grow there claws and the venom sacks, so that they can't fight back!

Chant with me!


Death to Bulgaria!
Death to Bulgaria!
Death to Bulgaria!
Marrakech II
28-02-2005, 20:01
Your cousins wouldn't be members of a neo-nazi organisation by any chance?

Nah her cousins are just Bulgarian
Bulgers
28-02-2005, 20:01
Damm them sneaky Bulgerian's they say Hitler had a bit of Bulgerian in him that's why he was so evil! and its not just Hitler all nasty men are in fact Bulgerian spies!!!!!!!!!

bulgerians :upyours:off!
CelebrityFrogs
28-02-2005, 20:01
I'm half Bulgarian, and a dual citizen of Bulgaria.


There, you finally met a Bulgarian with a computer.

Is there a language called bulagarian?
If so can you translate: "If you don't stop touching my bottom, I'm going to call the police" ?

Don't hate me norwegians, I don't really hate you, I was just trying to fit in at work!!!
Birds of a Feather
28-02-2005, 20:02
I hate people who stereotype Oklahomans based on that god-forsaken musical. Least...accurate...portrayal...ever!
Alexias
28-02-2005, 20:02
I'm half Bulgarian, and a dual citizen of Bulgaria.


There, you finally met a Bulgarian with a computer.


Your just what we need!

Welcome to the cause, my friend!

Now, we need you to tell us where there evil scientists are hiding so we can stop the puppy killing factories.
Drunk commies
28-02-2005, 20:03
I hate people who stereotype Oklahomans based on that god-forsaken musical. Least...accurate...portrayal...ever!
That was the work of the vast Bulgarian propaganda machine.
Hylian Peoples
28-02-2005, 20:03
Yes, there is a Bulgarian language.

Az ne govorya mnogo Blgarski.
Alexias
28-02-2005, 20:03
I'm half Bulgarian, and a dual citizen of Bulgaria.


There, you finally met a Bulgarian with a computer.


I wouldn't say I've met you. We are just on the computer after all.
Marrakech II
28-02-2005, 20:03
I hate people who stereotype Oklahomans based on that god-forsaken musical. Least...accurate...portrayal...ever!

Oklahoma musical was written by a Bulgarian. Didnt you know that? I read that on the internet somewhere.
Santa Barbara
28-02-2005, 20:04
Wasn't Vlad Tepes, you know, Dracula, Bulgarian? If he was, I think anyone who's ever had someone suck their blood should get a written apology from the government of Bulgaria, as well as reparations.
Alexias
28-02-2005, 20:05
Nah her cousins are just Bulgarian


Why do people keep thinking I am a girl? Am I really that feminine?

And if so, it is surly the fault of the Bulgarians.
Seosavists
28-02-2005, 20:05
Holy crap! A Bulgarian spy already watching our every move! I tell you they are trying to take over the world! Next thing you know they will take over Albania. Then Macedonia and its a domino effect after that!
NOO! Not Macedonia! Those bastards!
We will fight those commie nazis!
Macedonia with your, eh.. stuff.. Will not fall
Marrakech II
28-02-2005, 20:05
Yes, there is a Bulgarian language.

Az ne govorya mnogo Blgarski.

ok, loose translation. My Bulgarian is rusty. "We will take over the world"

At least thats what I think it says.
Hylian Peoples
28-02-2005, 20:06
Wasn't Vlad Tepes, you know, Dracula, Bulgarian? If he was, I think anyone who's ever had someone suck their blood should get a written apology from the government of Bulgaria, as well as reparations.


No, he was Transylvannian, which is one of the Three provinces of Romania (Walachia, Moldavia, Transylvannia).
Alexias
28-02-2005, 20:06
Your cousins wouldn't be members of a neo-nazi organisation by any chance?


No, we just have to much time on our hands.

And gypsies are so far away, we figured, well, who else could be doing it? The Ugandans? Not likely!
Marrakech II
28-02-2005, 20:07
Why do people keep thinking I am a girl? Am I really that feminine?

And if so, it is surly the fault of the Bulgarians.

Well if the Bulgarians chose that Alexias screen name for you. But maybe should have picked Alex just so no one got confused.
Bulgers
28-02-2005, 20:07
Yes, there is a Bulgarian language.

Az ne govorya mnogo Blgarski.
more Bulgarian propoganda look they use the evil mole peaple talk out of journey to the centre of the Earth

booo hisssssss go back to your evil monkey lair
Alexias
28-02-2005, 20:08
No, he was Transylvannian, which is one of the Three provinces of Romania (Walachia, Moldavia, Transylvannia).


And his name was actually Vlad Dracul.

The guy who wrote Dracula was from England and had never been to that part of Romania (or anywhere near it, for that matter)

Vlad Dracul was actually pretty interesting. You should look him up.
Marrakech II
28-02-2005, 20:08
No, he was Transylvannian, which is one of the Three provinces of Romania (Walachia, Moldavia, Transylvannia).


No,no,no! His mother was Bulgarian. His father was a Bulgarian immigrant that crossed into Romania illegally. Jeez! Didnt you read the history books?!
Bulgers
28-02-2005, 20:11
No, he was Transylvannian, which is one of the Three provinces of Romania (Walachia, Moldavia, Transylvannia).

more bulgarian talk!!!

bomb there homes
bomb there domes
these bulgarians are all knomes
Marrakech II
28-02-2005, 20:11
And his name was actually Vlad Dracul.

The guy who wrote Dracula was from England and had never been to that part of Romania (or anywhere near it, for that matter)

Vlad Dracul was actually pretty interesting. You should look him up.

Thats actually a very cool topic. Maybe worthy of a different serious thread.
Dracula is said to come from the Romanian prince that drove the muslims from westren Europe. Vlad the Impaler is another name for him. Since he impaled his enemy on stakes along side roads. Hence the legend of Dracula. The blood sucking prince.
Aeopia
28-02-2005, 20:13
Besides, how many Bulgarians do you know with computers? They'll never know that we're massing against them! (or something)

Five. I know of family from Bulgaria. They are all very nice, you are just a bigoted fool that is looking for someone new to hate.
Alexias
28-02-2005, 20:13
Well if the Bulgarians chose that Alexias screen name for you. But maybe should have picked Alex just so no one got confused.


I've know girls who've called themselves Alex.

Actually, it was supposed to be Alexia, but someone else beat me to the punch, so I just tacked on an S.






A message from your most esteemed leader, Alexander the GhettoFabulous(that being me:

"Friends, comrades, I cannot thank you enough for your help in this strugle against the absolute evil which is Bulgaria. The Bulgarians do all they can to hinder us, but we must persist! This is the time of change! We must act decisivly to, to stop those evil Bulgarians! Go forth, and fight the good fight!

Long Live Alexander!

Oh, and while I'm here, an interesting fact about Bulgarians. They are genetically programed to boil kittens in shoe polish, and if you slice open there stomachs, you will find them full of gold!

And should you not be able to find the gold, it is the doing of Bulgarians!

Long Live Alexander!"
Drunk commies
28-02-2005, 20:14
Five. I know of family from Bulgaria. They are all very nice, you are just a bigoted fool that is looking for someone new to hate.
My god! You've been brainwashed by those evil Bulgarians!
Hylian Peoples
28-02-2005, 20:14
I believe the full story with Dracula is-he defeated a Turkish army (the same Turks who were on a rampage following the sack of Constantinople). When he heard of another Turkish army coming for him, he took the apparently 20,000 Turk prisoners he had, and had them all impaled and left in the path of the invading Turkish army. Needless to say, the Turks were mildly unnerved and turned around. Psychological warfare at it's best. He's basically the man who saved Christian Europe and prevented the Turks from taking too much (also the Austrians at Vienna, when they defeated the Turks).
Alexias
28-02-2005, 20:14
Five. I know of family from Bulgaria. They are all very nice, you are just a bigoted fool that is looking for someone new to hate.


However did you guess?
Bulgers
28-02-2005, 20:18
Five. I know of family from Bulgaria. They are all very nice, you are just a bigoted fool that is looking for someone new to hate.


:eek: they brainwashed you
I heared that Bulgarians steal children and make them work in there many prune factory's
Alexias
28-02-2005, 20:19
But it's actually a very interesting topic.

Indeed, a very ghettofabulous individual.

A good story about him:

In his capital city, of the small principality he ruled, he one day hosted a huge feast for all the homeless and destitute, in a giant warehouse. It was a lavish feast, with food fit for a king. And at the end of it, he said "My friends, my brothers, how would you like to never have any troubles or worries again? To never have to worry about food or shelter? To have not a care in the world? Would you like that?"

A great cheer errupted from the guests,

"Yes! Yes!" they cried, drunk with there good leaders generosity. And so, Vlad ran outside, had his soldiers barricade the doors trapping the people inside, and then lit the warehouse on fire.

Not a bad practical joke, no?
HLT
28-02-2005, 20:19
i think that Bulgaria doesn't actually exist...it's just Soviet propaganda
Alexias
28-02-2005, 20:20
:eek: they brainwashed you
I heared that Bulgarians steal children and make them work in there many prune factory's



It's true! I have photographs!
Drunk commies
28-02-2005, 20:21
i think that Bulgaria doesn't actually exist...it's just Soviet propaganda
That's just what they want you to think.
Alexias
28-02-2005, 20:23
i think that Bulgaria doesn't actually exist...it's just Soviet propaganda


Were it only true....But I have Vietnamese sources that have confirmed beyong a doubt that Bulgaria exists, in all it's evil unghettofabulousness.
Bulgers
28-02-2005, 20:23
all this vampire stuff is the bulgarians trying to stop us from finding there MOST EVIL SECRET......I bet there's some strange discusting greesy bulgarian outside my house showing his new baby skin and eating a live puppy


speaking of puppy where is he?
HLT
28-02-2005, 20:24
That's just what they want you to think.
yeah, well, soviet propaganda is US propaganda, and we all know that US propaganda is bull, therefore, soviet propaganda is just as fake and bulgaria doesn't exist
Alexias
28-02-2005, 20:25
here! A Bulgarian prune factory!

http://www.mcps.k12.md.us/clipart/jpeg/IndiaLarge/sweatshop_mumbai.jpeg

It know the title says India, but it's really.....Bulgaria City, and I know that those look like men but, there, um, just children fed on supper Bulgarian growth juice, and I know they look very happy, but, um..............there faces are stapled like that.
Alexias
28-02-2005, 20:26
yeah, well, soviet propaganda is US propaganda, and we all know that US propaganda is bull, therefore, soviet propaganda is just as fake and bulgaria doesn't exist


I have a satelite photo of Bulgaria. Here, I'll show you.
HLT
28-02-2005, 20:28
i've heard that W Bush is actually bulgarian (possibly michael jackson too)
Marrakech II
28-02-2005, 20:29
:eek: they brainwashed you
I heared that Bulgarians steal children and make them work in there many prune factory's


I heard about this! I actually found a website about it.www.Bulgarian/prune/factory/%horrors/566.org (http://www.pbskids.org/teletubbies/teletubbyland.html)
Bulgers
28-02-2005, 20:29
I found some evil bulgarian's look http://www.thecatflap.co.uk/pages/childish/defaced_pictures/fark_4.php
Marrakech II
28-02-2005, 20:34
I found some evil bulgarian's look http://www.thecatflap.co.uk/pages/childish/defaced_pictures/fark_4.php

My GOD man. Please warn us before posting this putred stuff!
Turonia
28-02-2005, 20:35
I'm half Bulgarian, too. Second with a Computer and guess what: this ain't funny!
HLT
28-02-2005, 20:37
I'm half Bulgarian, too. Second with a Computer and guess what: this ain't funny!

Dude, it could be worse, I'm half Romanian :)
Hylian Peoples
28-02-2005, 20:38
I'm half Bulgarian, too. Second with a Computer and guess what: this ain't funny!


Luckily, I think our misguided western comrades are joking around.

Where in Bulgaria your family come from, you speak any?
Marrakech II
28-02-2005, 20:39
I'm half Bulgarian, too. Second with a Computer and guess what: this ain't funny!

So you dont find half of this funny?
Alexias
28-02-2005, 20:39
I'm half Bulgarian, too. Second with a Computer and guess what: this ain't funny!



If you find it unfunny, you probably shouldn't read it.

I have no intention of wasting your time.
HLT
28-02-2005, 20:41
If you find it unfunny, you probably shouldn't read it.

I have no intention of wasting your time.

You have to understand him...after all he is half Bulgarian...
Engineering chaos
28-02-2005, 20:41
I'm half Bulgarian, too. Second with a Computer and guess what: this ain't funny!
Really. I think it is very funny taking the piss out of the small minded individual who started the topic in the first place.
Alexias
28-02-2005, 20:42
Luckily, I think our misguided western comrades are joking around.

Where in Bulgaria your family come from, you speak any?



Quel comarades de l'ouest?


Arrete t'es accusations idiots!

Maudit Bulgarians.........

Maudit clavier Americain.......criste, qu'il son poche ses fucking clavier yankee, eh?
Alexias
28-02-2005, 20:43
Really. I think it is very funny taking the piss out of the small minded individual who started the topic in the first place.


I have a feeling your taking this out of context, yankee.

Please, don't ruin it for the rest of us.

If you find it offensive, then you don't get it.
Hylian Peoples
28-02-2005, 20:43
You have to understand him...after all he is half Bulgarian...


There's nothing wrong with being half-Romanian either. I have three very good Romanian friends, and let me tell you-Romanian girls are hot! :D
Hylian Peoples
28-02-2005, 20:44
Quel comarades de l'ouest?


Arrete t'es accusations idiots!

Maudit Bulgarians.........

Maudit clavier Americain.......criste, qu'il son poche ses fucking clavier yankee, eh?


Je suis Russe. J' mappelle Nikolai. I don't speak much more French. :D
Alexias
28-02-2005, 20:46
I have a feeling you are not actually Russian. Or am I terribly confused?

It is hard to discern sarcasm from seriousness when it is just in writing, for me, you see.
HLT
28-02-2005, 20:47
There's nothing wrong with being half-Romanian either. I have three very good Romanian friends, and let me tell you-Romanian girls are hot! :D

I know I am! You don't have to say it out loud! It's precious information and only very special individuals + deranged weirdos have access to it ;)
Alexias
28-02-2005, 20:48
Do not give up the good fight, comrades!

The wave of Bulgarian propaganda is a sign that they are losing!

A l'attaque!
Hylian Peoples
28-02-2005, 20:49
I have a feeling you are not actually Russian. Or am I terribly confused?

It is hard to discern sarcasm from seriousness when it is just in writing, for me, you see.


You're horribly confused.


Menya zovut Nikolai Stepanovich. Ya iz Arkhangel'sk, Arkhangel'skaya Oblast, Rossiskaya Federatsiya.
Alexias
28-02-2005, 20:49
I heard about this! I actually found a website about it.www.Bulgarian/prune/factory/%horrors/566.org (http://www.pbskids.org/teletubbies/teletubbyland.html)

My god....It's worse than I thought!
Alexias
28-02-2005, 20:51
You're horribly confused.


Menya zovut Nikolai Stepanovich Klementi. Ya iz Arkhangel'sk, Arkhangel'skaya Oblast, Rossiskaya Federatsiya.


As long as I'm not terribly confused. Horribly confused I can deal with.



Well, then you must remember me!

I was President of the Russian Federation for eight minutes and 28 seconds back in 1995, remember?
Alexias
28-02-2005, 20:52
I know I am! You don't have to say it out loud! It's precious information and only very special individuals + deranged weirdos have access to it ;)


So much for the secret....
HLT
28-02-2005, 20:55
So much for the secret....
in about 13 minutes, a flying dwarf with an axe will knock at your door (it either means you had some mushrooms or it's our guy comin to get you)
Alexias
28-02-2005, 20:59
A flying dwarf?

Fuck, not again.........
Alexias
28-02-2005, 21:06
It does appear that I have won.
Marrakech II
28-02-2005, 21:21
There's nothing wrong with being half-Romanian either. I have three very good Romanian friends, and let me tell you-Romanian girls are hot! :D


And hairy, Just like the Bulgarians.
Machiavellian Origin
28-02-2005, 21:35
This sounds like fun. Let's hate the Dutch. Did you know that they plan to take over the world and make everyone wear paper hats and wooden shoes? I heard that they like to eat babies and throw puppies off of bridges. And hey, you heard it on the internet, so it has to be true.
Marrakech II
28-02-2005, 21:36
This sounds like fun. Let's hate the Dutch. Did you know that they plan to take over the world and make everyone wear paper hats and wooden shoes? I heard that they like to eat babies and throw puppies off of bridges. And hey, you heard it on the internet, so it has to be true.

This should be a new post "Why you should hate the Dutch" You have my permission to use this name...
The Cassini Belt
28-02-2005, 22:01
Well, let's see, what's notable about Bulgarians?

* John Atanasov, a Bulgarian immigrant to the US invented the binary system for computing (before, they were trying to build a decimal computer with no success) http://www.lib.iastate.edu/arch/rgrp/13-20-51.html

* In the early 90's, most computer viruses in the world were written by unemployed Bulgarian programmers. They don't do this any more, though. Generally Bulgarian programmers are very good. http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/5.11/heartof.html?topic=hacking_warez&topic_set=newtechnology

* Bulgaria has deployed some 500 troops to Iraq as part of the Multinational Coalition, they are currently in charge of security in Karbala and apparently doing a good job.

* There was a Bulgarian astronaut on a Russian flight.

* Yoghurt is made using a bacterium called Lactobaccilus bulgaricus. There is a legend that yogurt was discovered by ancient Bulgarians who stored milk in horse-hide bags and found it fermented into something quite tasty.


... any other contributions?
Hylian Peoples
28-02-2005, 22:01
And hairy, Just like the Bulgarians.


Watch it, you're talking about my mama now. :D
Zahumlje
28-02-2005, 22:10
Oh, come now people! We don't need rational arguments to hate people who are far away! There are to distant to do anything about it!

I simply can't understand why we can't just hate people that we know nothing about!

Let's make up some arbitrary stereotypes about Bulgarians and hate them forever. C'mon, it'll be fun!


Besides, how many Bulgarians do you know with computers? They'll never know that we're massing against them! (or something)

Wait..just a cotton pickin minute here... 1.If you are American,and a supporter of President Bush, you don't have any call hateing the Bulgarians, because they have taken casualties in Iraq, helping President Bush forward what he's doing there.
2. Despite the Balkans generally being one of the least wired places in the world, Bulgarians have computers.
3. Bulgarians are present in N.S.
4. Hateing people is not nice!
5. Hateing people is not fun either, personally I'd rather have a few drinks than hate people
6. They make the best attar of roses in the world, how can you hate people who have such an industry?
Machiavellian Origin
28-02-2005, 22:18
This should be a new post "Why you should hate the Dutch" You have my permission to use this name...
While I do thank you for the permission, I did not use it, I went a little bit of a different way with it.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8322249#post8322249
Marrakech II
28-02-2005, 22:20
Wait..just a cotton pickin minute here... 1.If you are American,and a supporter of President Bush, you don't have any call hateing the Bulgarians, because they have taken casualties in Iraq, helping President Bush forward what he's doing there.
2. Despite the Balkans generally being one of the least wired places in the world, Bulgarians have computers.
3. Bulgarians are present in N.S.
4. Hateing people is not nice!
5. Hateing people is not fun either, personally I'd rather have a few drinks than hate people
6. They make the best attar of roses in the world, how can you hate people who have such an industry?


Relax, calm down. This is just an exercise in stupidity. A lesson in how things can get carried away. It was all done in humor. No harm no foul. Im sure people of Bulgaria are good hardworking folks.
Global Liberators
28-02-2005, 22:23
The Bulgarians are like THE JEW when he attacks you with his claw. The only way to defend yourself is to fend off his claw-attack with a tae-kwon-do defensive move. Then you need to grab him by his horns and throw him down the well so Kazakhstan and the USA can be free!

You will only get this if you watch Da Ali G show.

IRL I only met one Bulgarian person and she was a sweet girl.

Correction. I think there used to be a dude at my school who was Bulgarian. I didnt really know him, but for years I'd thought he was american, which he spoke fluently (neither I nor my school where ever in america).
Machiavellian Origin
28-02-2005, 22:30
Relax, calm down. This is just an exercise in stupidity. A lesson in how things can get carried away. It was all done in humor. No harm no foul. Im sure people of Bulgaria are good hardworking folks.

Wait a minute here, so the whole thing was a sham. I feel violated... We can still hate the Dutch right?
Marrakech II
28-02-2005, 22:32
Wait a minute here, so the whole thing was a sham. I feel violated... We can still hate the Dutch right?

Ahh but I didnt say we were joking about those Dutch! Now that is a different story. Those Red light Districting hippies. If I wasnt so envious I would hate them even more!
Zahumlje
28-02-2005, 22:36
Wasn't Vlad Tepes, you know, Dracula, Bulgarian? If he was, I think anyone who's ever had someone suck their blood should get a written apology from the government of Bulgaria, as well as reparations.

Actually he was Romanian, and the reason for his bad press is Mattias Corvinus. It might have helped if he'd been a little less psychotic, but he was a hostage of the Turks, his own dad sent him there, to grow up with his future conquerer Mehmet II. Hardly fun...

Not that I really feel sorry for Vlad Tepes too much...

As for the Turks turning back, no the Turks didn't all turn back. Mehmet II was kind of a sensitive guy and saw so many people impaled,it made him sick, it was excessive, even by the standards of those days,even for a guy who beheaded people. Beheading is nasty but it's over quickly compared to impalement. An impaled person might live DAYS! Mehmet II delegated the rest of the conquest of Romania to one of his generals and went back home for a vacation.
When Romania fell to the Turks Vlad Tepes went to Hungary and Matias Corvinus stuck him in a dungeon. Matias Corvinus didn't like Vlad very much.
This had something to do with Vlad's grandfather's part in the Battle of Kosovo Polje, or rather the part his grandfather did not take in that battle.
Machiavellian Origin
28-02-2005, 22:37
Ahh but I didnt say we were joking about those Dutch! Now that is a different story. Those Red light Districting hippies. If I wasnt so envious I would hate them even more!
They think they're so good with their boats and fjords and legalized everything. Oh I hate them so much. Them and their wooden shoes and paper hats and puppy/baby killing.
Alexias
28-02-2005, 23:10
The Dutch are a fine, fine people!

Don't you ever say anything bad about the Dutch, you damned Bulgarian!
Alexias
28-02-2005, 23:15
Bulgaria shall fall, comrades! It is only a matter of time before our inane insults and idle threats bring it too it's knees, at which point we may rescue the captives, including the baby pandas who are currently being crushed in there panda crushing factory.

That would be a good name for a band......Panda Crushing Factory........Hmmmmmmmmm.................
Alexias
01-03-2005, 03:21
hj
Alexias
01-03-2005, 03:24
[QUOTE=Global Liberators]The Bulgarians are like THE JEW when he attacks you with his claw. The only way to defend yourself is to fend off his claw-attack with a tae-kwon-do defensive move. Then you need to grab him by his horns and throw him down the well so Kazakhstan and the USA can be free![QUOTE]

How foolish! The jew is not one people, like the Bulgarians! To compare the two is idiocy.
Lornandia
01-03-2005, 18:40
Oh, come now people! We don't need rational arguments to hate people who are far away! There are to distant to do anything about it!

I simply can't understand why we can't just hate people that we know nothing about!

Let's make up some arbitrary stereotypes about Bulgarians and hate them forever. C'mon, it'll be fun!


Besides, how many Bulgarians do you know with computers? They'll never know that we're massing against them! (or something)

I know 7.
Alexias
01-03-2005, 19:23
I know 7.



Glad to hear it.