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Men seldom make passes at girls who...

Complete as best you can without using the correct answer.

Own tractors?

look scarier than they do??

...are walking down the street hand in hand with a 300-pound biker?

they actually *really* like.

carry the severed head of their previous boyfriend round with them?

...are too good looking.
...carry a half cow on their shoulder.
...smell of dung.

Men seldom make passes at girls who...
... have flat asses? :D

...are over 200 pounds
...bite the heads off chickens
...eat small children for lunch

look like male carnies.

are bleeding profusely from their eye sockets.

Explode on contact

weigh more than 100 lbs
Dont have blonde hair,blue eyes
Are flat chested
Can carry on an intelligent conversation
Know more about sports than he does
can outdrink him

Have mustaches.

Haven't bathed for weeks.

Have been dead for 3 weeks.

Can bench press more than them.

are more masculine than they are!

have a gleaming look of menace permanently in their eyes...

insist upon being referred to as "Bruce the pygmy goat"

They're not interested in.

Have Clannad rings turned inwards.

Look younger than 15 (I would hope anyway).

Have Clannad rings turned inwards.

psst: Clannad is a band...the word your looking for is Claddagh

... smell like Cool Ranch Doritos.

...have hair on their chest.

are men

..are chainsaw weilding midgets.
..can't feel what it's like to be the Death Star.
..eat licorice bon-bons that have been wrapped in bacon.
..have children from Billy Bob Thorton.
..caused the gross national deficit.
..who wear glasses.

psst: Clannad is a band...the word your looking for is Claddagh

Thanks. I always thought it was the same thing. (I love the band, I have most of their albums. Got into them when Enya put *2* best of CDs out back-to-back... :( )

Men seldom make passes at girls who...

Complete as best you can without using the correct answer.

There is a correct answer? Does it end with "asses" ? :)
My answer would be - look stuck up/demanding or just plain old mean (well, perhaps with the noble exception where men=construction workers, whose tradition is to make passes at each and every girl ). Showing off how well you handle rejection isn't considered mucho macho nowadays.

Men seldom make passes at girls who...


...don't have pulses. Other than that, I can't think of anything.

are underage?
their sister?
their cousin?
their mom? O_O
who are planning to give them Chinese water torture
threaten to destroy my fluffy wuffy teddykins

... like kd lang.

Talk to themselves.
Talk to squirrels.
Are plotting with themselves to enslave the human race using squirrels.

...who have clinton in their name
...who have cheney in their name
...have pentagrams on their fingernails
...wrestle men, and win.
...burp louder than you.
...smell like a butt.
...look like a goat.
...chew like a goat.
...drink blood.
...look anytihgn like calista flockheart
...without eyebrows
...have more balls than you
...have alonger penis than you

Wave signs with feminist slogans.

...don't drink

... are lesbians

GAY POWER!

Have male parts?

Have no legs or arms?

Have Three Breasts?

... are hippos

have a mullet (the hairstyle).
have a mullet (the fish).
have a burning desire to cut open the chest, with a 35 year old rusty penknife, of every man they meet, and eat his still-beating heart.
think turnips are the highest evolutionary lifeform possible.
can't distinguish between red and butter.

...Have thick black hairs growing out of their nostrils.
...Eat a diet of Offal and tree bark
...Make it clear that they desperately want children ASAP
...Are heavier than them
...Play mens rugby

Men seldom make passes at girls who...

Complete as best you can without using the correct answer.

Hows about what I deem the correct answer but doubt you do?

In which case:
...engage in appropriate presentation behavior.

There is a correct answer? Does it end with "asses" ? :)


..who wear glasses.

Nephonia and Friends is Dorothy parker, and I claim my five pounds.

... charge money

Hows about what I deem the correct answer but doubt you do?

In which case:
...engage in appropriate presentation behavior.

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think?

... have flat asses? :D

Points for making it both scan and rhyme.

What is the correct answer?

Used to be boys?

have more tattoos than them :)

. . . who attend Sunday masses?

. . . who cut classes?

. . . who pass gases?

What is the correct answer?

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8320447&postcount=39

Men seldom make passes at girls
who's base is belong to us.

(do not click on links if you have a weak stomach)

...are covered in petechiae (http://www.nostradamus-puzzle.net/DoomDiseases_files/image014.jpg). haemorhaggic fever
...are covered in pustules (http://www.ki4u.com/smallpox.jpg). smallpox
...are missing fingers (http://asylumeclectica.com/malady/archives/leprosy/leprosy6.jpg). leprosy
...are missing vital facial features (http://asylumeclectica.com/malady/archives/syphilis/syph2.jpg). syphilis
...are frothing at the mouth and convulsing. rabies
...have other infectious diseases that show obvious physical symptoms.

to think i thought it was a fun thread , and not a pop quiz.
and guys love chicks with glasses, they say.

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8320447&postcount=39
Thanks, thought as much. But was still confused.

Any way;
Men seldom make passes at girls...

... who smoke. (According to my parents anyway.)

...who's thunder thighs snap you like a twig?

to think i thought it was a fun thread , and not a pop quiz.


Nothing ever stays just a fun thread here... you should know that by now. I'd have said loads and loads, but I couldn't think of any. I had some kind of imagination failure.

Eh... lemme try and think.
damn. damnitall.
I can't think of a single one that hasn't already been done.

weigh more than 100 lbs
Dont have blonde hair,blue eyes
Are flat chested
Can carry on an intelligent conversation
Know more about sports than he does
can outdrink him

If a girl can outdrink me, I am willing to bet she outweighs me @ 200 pound so its best to pass on that chick...

weigh more than 100 lbs
Dont have blonde hair,blue eyes
Are flat chested
Can carry on an intelligent conversation
Know more about sports than he does
can outdrink him


It seems someone here is very bitter about their disgusting looks.

have a pet name for their strap-on ('I call it Susan!).

Points for making it both scan and rhyme.
I vote that was the winner.

Are wearing a gun.

and guys love chicks with glasses, they say.
Yeah, makes them look cute.

...Have testicular cancer.

...Who have more hair than you.

...very old.

...Weren't always women.

have a pet name for their strap-on ('I call it Susan!).

Damn!

...have screaming carrots attached to their ears.
...run around in circles shouting that they are evil while having a maniacal grin.
...fall to the ground laughing insanely, just before being dragged away by a couple of men in white coates who keep telling them to remain calm and take their medication.
...regularly go on killing sprees by throwing fireballs at people and telling the fleeing masses that they just want to be their friends in a cute, friendly voice.
...keep duct-taping unusually fluffy tomatoes to their shirts, loudly exclaiming that it is the only way to keep them happy.
...pours gasoline over themselves while giggling on a daily basis.
...keep throwing large amounts of earwax at their friends, telling them that it is fun to play with.
...have spontaneous combustion as a hobby and spend all their freetime training on it.
...snot whenever they see something resembling a computer and then proceed to eat the computer mice.
...keep poking everyone who comes near violently with a completely screwed up screwdriver.

*can't decide whether to implode or explode, and finally decides to stop using his fantasy for a while*

Know more about sports than they do.

have appeared in a Valtrex commercial

Openly carrying a pistol. :)

Politely ask them not to?

have appeared in a Valtrex commercial

ROFLProps.

weigh more than 100 lbs
Dont have blonde hair,blue eyes
Are flat chested
Can carry on an intelligent conversation
Know more about sports than he does
can outdrink him

...have gigantic chips on their shoulders.

(Personally, I find smart red-heads to be extremely sexy.)

Men seldom make passes at girls who...

Have malformed faces, pig-like snouts, beady eyes less than an inch apart, rotting fangs full of cavities, walrus mustaches, sideburns, disheveled, greasy hair shaped like piano wires, beer guts, 12 inch breasts less than two inches thick, pimple-covered nipples, furry armpits, scaly legs...need I go on? :D

carry the severed head of their previous boyfriend round with them?

...carry the severed ________(fill in blank) of their previous boyfriend around with them...



Have Three Breasts?

I don't know, I could go for this. I saw Total Recall, I was intrigued.

Smell like a fish cannery.

have chest hair.