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Toilet humor!

The Doors Corporation
28-02-2005, 07:18
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,12355842-13762,00.html


Penis retrieved from toilet
From correspondents in Anchorage
February 24, 2005
From: Agence France-Presse


A 44-year-old Alaskan man had his penis surgically reattached after it was cut off by an angry girlfriend and flushed down a toilet, police said today.
The events unfolded on Saturday night, after the pair had been arguing over an impending break up, an Anchorage Police Department statement said.

At some point, the two decided to have sex and the man agreed to let the woman tie his arms to a windowsill.

But the woman used a kitchen knife to amputate her partner's penis and flushed it down the toilet, police said.
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She untied the man, drove him to a local hospital and was cleaning the bloody scene when police arrived at the home, according to the statement.

Summoned by the police, workers from the local water utility pulled the toilet up from the floor and were able to recover the severed penis, which was rushed to the hospital for the successful reattachment surgery on Sunday morning.

Police declined to identify the victim, but said his assailant was 35-year-old Kim Tran.

She was charged with assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence, and jailed without bail.

Wanna know the coolest thing guys? This happened three or four houses from where I live.
Demented Hamsters
28-02-2005, 07:20
You live in a strange neighbourhood.
Gaeltach
28-02-2005, 07:20
Ya know, reading that was actually painful. And I'm not even male!

What a psycho..
Passive Cookies
28-02-2005, 07:20
Now you know to cross your legs when "Kim Tran" enters the room. :\
The Doors Corporation
28-02-2005, 07:22
Hahaha, nah my suburb is alright. Never expected anything like that to happen here.
New Sancrosanctia
28-02-2005, 07:28
any idea why? or is she just a blood/knife fetishest? cuz there's kind of a limited market for that.
The Doors Corporation
28-02-2005, 07:37
Word on the street is that she was his neice and angry he was breaking up with him for some other girl
Passive Cookies
28-02-2005, 07:39
Word on the street is that she was his neice and angry he was breaking up with him for some other girl
They were related too? Thats just all kinds of fucked up.
The Doors Corporation
28-02-2005, 07:40
What can I say?
Evil Arch Conservative
28-02-2005, 07:42
Hold on. She chopped of his penis, flushed it down the toilet, and THEN decided that she'd untie him and take him to the hospital and inform the police in time for them to fish it out of the sewer and reattach it? Why did she chop it off now? Did he ask her to? Did he ask her to cut it off and then ask her to flush it down the toilet? Did he then have regrets? Maybe he said something really mean and was convinced that he deserved it. There must be something more to this story.
Neo-Anarchists
28-02-2005, 07:45
For ome reason I find the article's title, "Penis retreived from toilet", oddly funny.
The Doors Corporation
28-02-2005, 07:50
wow...hahahah....you guys are making crack up and my dad is very close by. "What, no I am not laughing...I'm...crying...my lvl 20 character died..." anyhow. Yeah there must be more to the story
Der Lieben
28-02-2005, 08:18
Long time, no see, Doors. Glad you decided to come back out of the woodwork and TOTALLY REDEEM yourself for your absence. :D Thats one of the best, albeit,most painful stories I've ever read.
The Doors Corporation
28-02-2005, 08:22
Heh, yah well a Christian gets down-spirited around all these pagans here what can I say? I needed a vacation. Ok really, school got hard and spring is here so my friends wanna go hiking and stuff
Robbopolis
28-02-2005, 09:16
Wanna know the coolest thing guys? This happened three or four houses from where I live.

You live Anchorage? You're just 6 hours and one state away from me in Fairbanks! I didn't realize that there was a fellow northerner here.
The Doors Corporation
01-03-2005, 05:45
uhm, well first, that is awesome but you and I are in the same state. fairbanks..anchorage....both are in alaska
Robbopolis
01-03-2005, 09:14
uhm, well first, that is awesome but you and I are in the same state. fairbanks..anchorage....both are in alaska

You and I both know that Los Anchorage isn't in Alaska. Nothing between Chugiak and Girdwood is Alaska.
Patra Caesar
01-03-2005, 10:12
You know I posted this news article here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=399509) just a few days ago...