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Cows with guns

Patra Caesar
28-02-2005, 07:03
Are cows watching you? Do they plot against you for something you did years ago? This report says they might: Source (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,12390397-13762,00.html)


Cows hold grudges, say scientists
By Jonathan Leake
February 28, 2005

ONCE they were a byword for mindless docility. But cows have a complex mental life in which they bear grudges, nurture friendships and become excited by intellectual challenges, researchers have found.

Cows are capable of strong emotions such as pain, fear and even anxiety about the future. But if farmers provide the right conditions, they can also feel great happiness.

The findings have emerged from studies of farm animals that have found similar traits in pigs, goats and chickens. They suggest such animals may be so emotionally similar to humans that welfare laws need to be reconsidered.

The research will be presented to a conference in London next month sponsored by animal welfare group Compassion in World Farming.

Christine Nicol, professor of animal welfare at Britain's Bristol University, said even chickens might have to be treated as individuals with needs and problems.

"Remarkable cognitive abilities and cultural innovations have been revealed," she said. "Our challenge is to teach others that every animal we intend to eat or use is a complex individual, and to adjust our farming culture accordingly."

Her colleague John Webster added: "People have assumed intelligence is linked to the ability to suffer, and that because animals have smaller brains they suffer less than humans. That is a pathetic piece of logic."

The Bristol researchers have documented how cows within a herd form friendship groups of between two and four animals with whom they spend most of their time, often grooming and licking each other. They will also dislike other cows, and can bear grudges for months or years.

Donald Broom, professor of animal welfare at Cambridge University, will tell the conference how cows can become excited by solving intellectual challenges.

In one study, researchers challenged the animals with a task where they had to find how to open a door to get some food. An electroencephalograph was used to measure their brainwaves.

"The brainwaves showed their excitement; their heartbeat went up and some even jumped into the air. We called it their Eureka moment," Professor Broom said.

The assumption that farm animals cannot suffer from conditions that would be intolerable for humans is partly based on the idea they have no sense of self. Latest research suggests this is untrue.

"Sentient animals have the capacity to experience pleasure and are motivated to seek it," Professor Webster said.

"You only have to watch how cows and lambs both seek and enjoy pleasure when they lie with their heads raised to the sun on a perfect English summer's day. Just like humans."
Colodia
28-02-2005, 07:04
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Well that solves the whole "Area 51" mystery...
Evil Arch Conservative
28-02-2005, 07:08
There go hamburgers and bacon. My meals could potentially get much more bland. Fortunately, there's massive corporations to put a stop to this nonsense.
The Doors Corporation
28-02-2005, 07:13
sweet
Greedy Pig
28-02-2005, 07:46
Lol.. cute story.

Nowonder Kobe beef tastes alot better.
Bleezdale
28-02-2005, 07:51
Cows with guns...
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/cowswithguns.php
Preebles
28-02-2005, 07:53
See! My Hindu ancestors were right! :p

But now I have that song in my head, thanks. :mad:
RomeW
28-02-2005, 08:01
Sounds like Greenpeace funded this study. I mean, how else could people realistically say that because of this study that we'll need to change our welfare laws? This is ridiculous.