NationStates Jolt Archive

Jack
Anger Management
Billy Madison
Mr. Deeds
Pearl Harbor
Daredevil
My Girl
Simon Birch
Zoolander
Fifty First Dates

Braken.

Little Nicky

Twister
Pearl Harbour
Kill Bill 2
MIB 2

Porky's
Porky's Revenge
Simone
Titanic

The Time Machine (the new one)
Magic Roundabout (or: How to murder a classic kids tv show)

Pearl Harbor
Titanic
Dirty Dancing: Havanna Nights
Pearl Harbor
Pearl Harbor

edit: I didn't want to mention the name of the sheer evil, but...

Battlefield...bbbaattlefield...battlefield....Battlefield Earth

All those M Night Shamalan pieces o shite except the 6th sense. The Village, Signs and so on.

Gigli

I really don't know. I pick and chose the movies I watch carefully, thus, so far, nothing I have seen sucks outright.

EDIT: Except for "Sky Captian and the World of Tommorow"...What a waste of seven bucks...and the only movie I've seen that I can consider crap.

Battlefield Earth is unequivocally the worst.

Equilibrium is a close second, though not nearly so much money was wasted in the production.

The passion of the christ was garbage.

The Clearing
Jackass
Kung Pow
Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind
Alexander
Troy
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
American Wedding.

1.My Stepmother is an Alien
2.The Blair Witch Project 2
3.Platoon
4.Annie Hall
5.The Blair Witch Project
6.Pinnocchio's Revenge
7.Spinal Tap
8.Armageddon
9.All the Friday the 13th movies
10.Pet Sematary Too
11.Hellbound: Hellraiser II
12.Hellraiser: Bloodline
13.Down Periscope

The American Pie movies.
Almost anything with Ben Stiller in it.

Saving Private Ryan
The Titanic
The Patriot
Insomnia
Lost in Translation
Spirited Away (I hate anime)
Blackhawk Down
The Fast and the Furious (the second one too)
Rollerball (I just saw it in Spanish...it sucks in every language)
A Knight's Tale
Minority Report
I, Robot
Eyes Wide Shut

I'll think of more in a bit:)

Win a Date with Tad Hamilton :sniper:

11.Hellbound: Hellraiser II

Hellraiser II is the closest thing I have to a religion. That movie is glorious, although the next six hellraisers are donkey poop, since Clive Barker had nothing to do with them.

Battelfield Earth sucks, Pearl Harbor was bad, i dont fancy any of the M Night Shamalan movies (signs was almost marginal, but besides that...), if you ever watch mystery csience theater 3000 all the movies suck but the commantary is the funniest ever. So basicly i agree with you guys

Plan Nine From Outer Space
Signs
Darkness
Resident Evil (the first one at least, I never saw the second one)
Titanic

No worst movie thread is complete without a shout out to:

PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE

Doesn't get any worse.

Saving Private Ryan
The Titanic
The Patriot
Insomnia
Lost in Translation
Spirited Away (I hate anime)
Blackhawk Down
The Fast and the Furious (the second one too)
Rollerball (I just saw it in Spanish...it sucks in every language)
A Knight's Tale
Minority Report
I, Robot
Eyes Wide Shut

I'll think of more in a bit:)

Don't let Letila hear that! :D

Hellraiser II is the closest thing I have to a religion. That movie is glorious, although the next six hellraisers are donkey poop, since Clive Barker had nothing to do with them.

I only liked the first one and the third. All the ones after Bloodline (which is the fourth) I have never seen.

1. Flesh Gordon

No worst movie thread is complete without a shout out to:

PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE

Doesn't get any worse.

Never seen it, but I heard that at least it's entertaining (in a so-bad-it's-fun sort of way).

Twister
Pearl Harbour
Kill Bill 2
MIB 2

You're saying Kill Bill 2 sucks?! How is that possible? Obviously you don't know what a good movie is. I can't even belive it. Anything Quentin Tarantino is excellent.

Plan Nine From Outer Space
Signs
Darkness
Resident Evil (the first one at least, I never saw the second one)
Titanic

Plan Nine From Outer Space is supposed to be terrible. If you have seen Ed Wood you'd know that. Jeez.

About Schmitt
The Blair Witch Project

Never seen it, but I heard that at least it's entertaining (in a so-bad-it's-fun sort of way).

That's exactly what it is. But fun to watch doesn't change the fact that it is a horrible, horrible flick.

Really horrible.

Something About Mary
The Piano

Saving Private Ryan
The Titanic
The Patriot
Insomnia
Lost in Translation
Spirited Away (I hate anime)
Blackhawk Down
The Fast and the Furious (the second one too)
Rollerball (I just saw it in Spanish...it sucks in every language)
A Knight's Tale
Minority Report
I, Robot
Eyes Wide Shut

I'll think of more in a bit:)



Yeah, you add a smiley at the end of your post like you think what you say is right, when in fact you have crap judgement when it some to acceptible movies. Minority Report was good, based on a short story in fact, and you were probably too dumb to understand it. Spirited Away, even if you don't like anime, was a great artistic acheivement. Eyes Wide Shut is Stanley Kubrick, who is primarily excellent.

Saving Private Ryan
The Titanic
The Patriot
Insomnia
Lost in Translation
Spirited Away (I hate anime)
Blackhawk Down
The Fast and the Furious (the second one too)
Rollerball (I just saw it in Spanish...it sucks in every language)
A Knight's Tale
Minority Report
I, Robot
Eyes Wide Shut

I'll think of more in a bit:)
It would appear that the problem here is primarially your dislike of action movies. Minority Report was a little slow at times, and I can understand someone not being overly enamoured with I, Robot (I was pleasently suprised), BlackHawk Down was an absolutely fantastic movie. Certainly, none of them could be called terrible by any stretch of the imagination.

That aside: the Wing Commander Movie. Sucked out loud.

Yeah, you add a smiley at the end of your post like you think what you say is right, when in fact you have crap judgement when it some to acceptible movies.

That's the good thing about opinions - he's allowed to have a different one from yours. It doesn't mean he's wrong though.

Billy Madison
Zoolander

Are you insane?

i think the worst movie i ever saw...was Garfield.

You people think every movie should have a point to it. Pointless hilarious movies are great. AI by Spielberg was probably the worst movie I have ever saw though.

Saving Private Ryan
The Titanic
The Patriot
Insomnia
Lost in Translation
Spirited Away (I hate anime)
Blackhawk Down
The Fast and the Furious (the second one too)
Rollerball (I just saw it in Spanish...it sucks in every language)
A Knight's Tale
Minority Report
I, Robot
Eyes Wide Shut

I'll think of more in a bit:)


The Titanic - Sucked
The Patriot - Kicked ass
Insomnia - ?
Lost in Translation -Sucked
Spirited Away (I hate anime) - I do too
Blackhawk Down - Kicked ass
The Fast and the Furious (the second one too) - The first one sucked too
Rollerball (I just saw it in Spanish...it sucks in every language) - Sucked
A Knight's Tale - Kicked ass
Minority Report - Kicked ass
I, Robot - Kicked ass
Eyes Wide Shut - ?

In no particular order:

Titanic
The Patriot
Pearl Harbor [sic]
Intolerable Cruelty (we went in by mistake, and it's one of the only fils in which I have fallen asleep. What a waste of a fiver...)
The Battle of the Bulge (Historical Inaccuracies 'R' Us)
Total Recall (although it'd likeable in a kitsch sort of way)
Black Hawk Down (read the book, it's far better)

MIB 2
Street Fighter
every single mutant shark movie

MIB 2
Street Fighter
every single mutant shark movie

I concur!

Pearl Harbor
Titanic
Napoleon Dynamite (so utterly stupid it genuinely makes Zoolander look deep and probably the worst movie ever made)

Pearl Harbor
Titanic
Napoleon Dynamite (so utterly stupid it genuinely makes Zoolander look deep and probably the worst movie ever made)
Never seen Street Fighter? -_-

Battlefield Earth is unequivocally the worst.

Equilibrium is a close second, though not nearly so much money was wasted in the production.

The passion of the christ was garbage.

Equilibrium was awesome...

Starship troopers 2 has to have been one of the worst I have ever seen.

Ishtar/Hudson Hawk-Two of the worst mainstream flicks I have ever scene and a total waste of good talent.

Bloodfeast- Don't even get me started on this crapper!!!!!

Deep Blue Sea- Alien/Jaws Ripoff

Anaconda(1997)- Jaws rip off really really awful. didn't see the new one but wonder why they even tried to make a new one.

Deep Rising-Same as Deep Blue Sea.

Starship troopers 2 has to have been one of the worst I have ever seen.

Never saw it, but everyone I know who has seen it agrees.

Hook

Hook

It definitely wasn't a highlight of Spielberg's career.

Obviously not a lot of MST3K fans on the board...or else we would have seen at least ONE mention of...

Manos: The hands of fate (properly translated as Hands: the hands of fate)
Santa Claus vs the Martians
Gamera

And pretty much any other movie that MST3K showed.

Wait, wait, wait, how could I have forgotten:

Star Trek V?

:eek:

Never seen Street Fighter? -_-

No. Does it make Napoleon Dynamite look deep?

No. Does it make Napoleon Dynamite look deep?

Let's just say this: Street Fighter sucks the sweat off a dead man's...er, never mind.

Hook

Hook was a bad Idea about trying to "Adulterize" the Peter Pan story. It was one of Steven Spielberg's worst idea's. Robin Williams and Dustin Hoffman wern' too bad but unfortunatly Julia Robert's talent was totally wasted.

Open Water
Alone in the Dark


worst waste of 7 bucks per movie ever

Wait, wait, wait, how could I have forgotten:

Star Trek V?

:eek:


Awful Awful Awful. It's between two of the best IV and VI. Wasn't ST5 based on the "Eden" episode were a cult tried to capure the enterprise to find eden but in the end eden was a planet full of posionous plants and they all died?

Awful Awful Awful. It's between two of the best IV and VI. Wasn't ST5 based on the "Eden" episode were a cult tried to capure the enterprise to find eden but in the end eden was a planet full of posionous plants and they all died?

Not sure, but at any rate, it was an abominable piece of filth. Thank God it wasn't the final movie starring the TOS cast (it was going to be, originally), 'cause that would have been an awful way to end their great legacy.

Wait, wait, wait, how could I have forgotten:

Star Trek V?


Oh, that was bad in ways that should really be left to the imagination. I'd blocked that one entirely.

Curiously, all the odd-numbered ones are worse than any of the even-numbered ones (although there are one or two comparisons that could be debated). V is far and away the worst.

Oh, that was bad in ways that should really be left to the imagination. I'd blocked that one entirely.

Curiously, all the odd-numbered ones are worse than any of the even-numbered ones (although there are one or two comparisons that could be debated). V is far and away the worst.

ST1 wasn't bad it was just way too long. I would of liked to known what happened after with VGEr/Star creature.

ST3:TSFS was actually pretty good I enjoyed it had a intresting philosphy about should we or shouldn't we create life.

ST5 was pretty awful.

ST4, ST6 to me were the best. I actually like ST2 more now since I saw "Space Seed"

I didn't perticular like "Generations" although "First Contact"(I loved Alice Krieg as the Borg Queen) to me was way better. Didn't see "Insurrection" but thought "Nemesis" was ok.

No. Does it make Napoleon Dynamite look deep?

This can be answered with a three word reply:

Kylie
Minogue
Acting

When you put those words together (and mind you those words should never be put together, lest you summon a fiend from hell), it spells "s*$t bomb". I'd give Street Fighter the edge on Star Trek V any day. . .at least ST5 had decent music. I haven't seen Starship Troopers II, so I couldn't say it's the worst. That being said, anything that Casper Van Dien walks away from is not something I'd call promising.

That being said, I would have to question some of the other movies mentioned. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, for instance, is probably one of the two best romantic comedies in the last 10 years (Punch-Drunk Love being the other one). I suppose I could see how someone might complain, because of it's very convoluted plot, but seriously, if you don't like it, it's only because you don't understand it. If you went back and watched it again, you'd love it.

Another one I'd question is Kill Bill: Vol. 2. No, it isn't the gleeful splatterfest that Vol. 1 is, but the Bride was never supposed to be a superimposed Resident Evil character. She was supposed to be a living, breathing, human person who could do some wicked-ass things. Vol. 1 was about the wicked-ass things, Vol. 2 was about the humanity.

He tried to stay true to the genre.

Perhaps Kill Bill Vol. 2 is misunderstood. Volume one obviously was an homage to Samurai or "Swordsman" flicks. Volume two is an homage to "Kung-Fu" movies. That's why they were so different, and if you go into Vol. 2 expecting a swordsman/Samurai movie you're gonna be VERY dissappointed.

The differences between these two genres is rather starkly shown by the sudden change in attitude from vol 1 to vol 2, no? Its like the difference between a Zatoichi and a Jackie Chan film. Both good, both kinda cheesey, both very different takes on action/martial arts. They are equally good films in many cases though, just as Vol. 1 and 2 were both good films.

Even an untrained eye can tell the difference between a Kung-fu film and a "Swordsman" fim. It doesn't take much. That's the beauty of Volume 2, its an entirely different KIND of flim than Volume 1. Many, many people either don't know the difference or can't appreciate the difference between the two genres.

I think the best example of the difference was actually the deleted scene from Vol. 2 that I saw on the DVD. It showed a VERY funny fight scene that was full of silly/outrageous moves, intentional bad dubbing, and truly admirable non-acting, al la Kung Fu movies.

I really don't know. I pick and chose the movies I watch carefully, thus, so far, nothing I have seen sucks outright.

EDIT: Except for "Sky Captian and the World of Tommorow"...What a waste of seven bucks...and the only movie I've seen that I can consider crap.
Ohh, you're right there. That was so bloody boring.
Is it me, or are movies becoming worse? I rarely go to the cinema anymore, cause I'm worried about wasting hard-earned cash on seeing crap. Instead I usually buy the DVDs for a 1/6 of the cost of going to the cinema, and then if I really enjoyed it, go to watch it at the movies (I like the size of the screen and sound and whole 'going to the movies' experience).
Last movie I did that for was 'The Incredibles'

Movie I saw last night was 'Cellular'. Now there's a turkey. 80 minute ad for Nokia phone, with dumb 1-dimensional characters (dumb bad cops who get filmed shooting a drug dealer in broad daylight - they're high ranking detectives too, so why they're chasing drug dealers I don't know), and a extremely irritating (and surprisingly unattractive) Kim Bassinger who whines, cries and apologises softly the whole movie, even when she kills a guy (thought that was funny because of it).
And she's only a High school teacher (and even though she sees her son of to school, she doesn't have to go herself). Her husband's a real estate agent and they live in this fucking enormous mansion, two storeys, swimming pool, maid, huge backyard, the lot. How much money do teachers get in the States? Cause I now want to immigrate.
Throw in the cop ready to retire after 27 years on the force just for more 1-dimensional characters - and it's William H Macy, who great actor that he is, just can't do tough angry cop.
At the start of the movie Ryan can't go upstairs in a precinct to get a detective, because he'll lose cell phone coverage with Jessica (Apparently his awesome phone, even though it has video recording doesn't have caller ID or redial functions). Thus he has to go it alone.
Amazingly, right at the end of the movie his phone suddenly does obtain caller ID and he is able to call Jessica back.
Also he drives through LA creating havoc. First he steals a car, then drives the wrong way down a highway, then through a building site. Holds up a Cellphone shop, has his car trashed by a truck, so steals a Porsche, reverses the wrong way up a tunnel, speeds along the motorway to the airport, assaults someone in a bank. And the whole time, there are no cops ANYWHERE! No wonder you have a crime problem in America!
Also whereever he needs to go, there's always a space right outside the place.
I really hate movies with big plot holes and lapses in intelligence like that.

Perhaps Kill Bill Vol. 2 is misunderstood. Volume one obviously was an homage to Samurai or "Swordsman" flicks. Volume two is an homage to "Kung-Fu" movies. That's why they were so different, and if you go into Vol. 2 expecting a swordsman/Samurai movie you're gonna be VERY dissappointed.

The differences between these two genres is rather starkly shown by the sudden change in attitude from vol 1 to vol 2, no? Its like the difference between a Zatoichi and a Jackie Chan film. Both good, both kinda cheesey, both very different takes on action/martial arts. They are equally good films in many cases though, just as Vol. 1 and 2 were both good films.

Even an untrained eye can tell the difference between a Kung-fu film and a "Swordsman" fim. It doesn't take much. That's the beauty of Volume 2, its an entirely different KIND of flim than Volume 1. Many, many people either don't know the difference or can't appreciate the difference between the two genres.

I think the best example of the difference was actually the deleted scene from Vol. 2 that I saw on the DVD. It showed a VERY funny fight scene that was full of silly/outrageous moves, intentional bad dubbing, and truly admirable non-acting, al la Kung Fu movies.
I thought of Kill Bill V2 as more of a Western movie, more than a swordsman movie. Hence his use of Ennio Morricone for the soundtrack. Think of it terms of a classic spaghetti western - person hunts down the man who killed their family. It works.

No worst movie thread is complete without a shout out to:

PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE

Doesn't get any worse.
no plan 9 is actually fun, it may be incompetently made and horribly acted but the fact people genuinely love it really excludes it from really being one of the worst films ever made. i watched catwoman a few weeks ago despite the reviews and it really was awful, plan 9 is really a better movie than catwoman.

Youngsters! ;)

Many listed probably can be argued as bad but the worst?

Try

Hercules with Lou "the Hulk" Ferrigno.

But I hear the CatWoman probably is far worst. Someday I will brave a rental just so I can legally complain! ;)

no plan 9 is actually fun, it may be incompetently made and horribly acted but the fact people genuinely love it really excludes it from really being one of the worst films ever made. i watched catwoman a few weeks ago despite the reviews and it really was awful, plan 9 is really a better movie than catwoman.
I see Halle Berry got a razzie for worst actress in a movie for her role as Catwoman. Have to give her kudos, though - she turned up to accept the award, complete with her Oscar she got for 'Monsters Ball'.
GWB won worst actor for his role in Farenheit 9/11.

Agree with you on Plan 9. It so bad, it's worth watching. Have you seen 'Ed Wood'? If not, see it asap. Hilarious movie.
Another one that falls in the category of 'so bad it's funny' is 'Robot Monster'. A truly awful 1950's movie about an alien (not a robot monster at all, so even the title's crap) who comes to Earth to destroy it. He's a man in a gorilla suit with a deep sea diving helmet on, armed with a small tv, rabbit ears and a machine listed in the credits as a 'Billion bubble maker'. You can imagine the quality of the movie based on that.

Underworld
Happy Gilmore (and most other Adam Sandler films)

Youngsters! ;)

Many listed probably can be argued as bad but the worst?

Try

Hercules with Lou "the Hulk" Ferrigno.

Try 'Hercules in New York' (sometimes 'Hercules goes bananas') with a very young Arnold Schwarzenegger (called Arnold Strong in the credits). Made 1970, just after he arrived in the USA. They had to dub him, because his accent was so bad.
Strangely enough, he rarely mentions it when asked about his movies.

I thought of Kill Bill V2 as more of a Western movie, more than a swordsman movie. Hence his use of Ennio Morricone for the soundtrack. Think of it terms of a classic spaghetti western - person hunts down the man who killed their family. It works.

Actually, almost all Samurai films used the "Western" template as the model for their films, right up to and including riding off into the sunset at the end. Spaghetti westerns spawned "Yojimbo"; Kurosawa's definitive samurai movie, "Seven Samruai" became a western as well.

Thus Kill Bill WAS a western...in the sense that all samurai movies are westerns. Volume 2 though, was less of a western than the first; its focus on her training in her early years, the mastery of a move that her rival couldn't beat, the increased focus on her personal trials all reflect the Hong Kong style of movie making much more than the "westerns" or the US or the "Samurai flicks" of Japan.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians or Plan 9 from Outer Space.

These movies have one redeeming quality, though. They are so ridiculously bad, that they become hilarious.

Edit: Didn't notice that Plan 9 was mentioned. Also, every movie that Lindsay Lohan has been in could be some good runners up.

Kung Pow was a terrible, terrible movie.

Kill Bill was awesome, anyone who says otherwise deserves the five point palm exploding heart technique.

Kill Bill part 2=plot=good Kill Bill part 1=no plot=bad

Jack
Anger Management
Billy Madison
Mr. Deeds
Pearl Harbor
Daredevil
My Girl
Simon Birch
Zoolander
Fifty First Dates

You obviously don't stay up late at night and see some of the WONDERFUL movies that the Sci-Fi channel puts up. (ie. Blood Dolls)

I have seems some of those and the only one I would disagree with is Billy Madison but then again I can not hate a movie with a giant penguin in it.

In no particular order

1. Chronicles of Riddick - Had high hopes, since I liked Pitch Black...oh well
2. The Neverending Story II - Seriously...somebody at the studio had to have been on crack to give this idea the green light
3. Mortal Kombat II: Annihilation - The first one wasn't half bad...this POS however...
4. Battlefield Earth - No "worst movie" list is complete without it :p

5. Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow -

Studio Exec: "Hey, I have an idea! Lets make a movie where everything but the actors is computer generated! Then, lets write up a half-assed unoriginal plot, unrealistic set-ups, bad dialogue, and the most HORRIBLE female lead role ever written or thought up! We'll make millions!"
Other execs: "Great idea! Everyone LOVES special effects!"

Sorry for the little rant, Gwyneth Paltrows character in that movie really pissed me off... :p

6. Phone Booth - Colin Farrell shouldn't act...nor should he exist.

7. Any movie starring Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, or anybody from American Idol.

8. The Ring - Honestly...anybody who thought this movie was good, or scary, needs to have their head examined. And they are making a SEQUEL! *shudders*
9. Rollerball (newer version) - Probably the worst acting in a film that I have ever witnessed. And did everyone love the cartoon sound effect when LL Cool J's motorcycle crashed through the barbed wire fence? Yeah...that clinched this movie as worst ever in my opinion.
10. Speed 2: Cruise Control - How nobody else has yet mentioned this movie suprises me.

That's all I can think of right now...just thinking about those movies pisses me off in general. :headbang: :p

EDIT: Demented Hamsters: Fan of Uncle John's BR? :D

anything directed by Uwe Bol Ie. House of the Dead, Alone in the dark and the soon to hit theaters and tank Blood Rayne

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2649

oh and dont forget From justin to Kelly

Studio 54
Mario Bros: The Movie
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
Supernova
Alien: Ressurection
Aliens vs. Predator

Speed 2: Cruise Control

Definitely agreed.

5. Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow -

Studio Exec: "Hey, I have an idea! Lets make a movie where everything but the actors is computer generated! Then, lets write up a half-assed unoriginal plot, unrealistic set-ups, bad dialogue, and the most HORRIBLE female lead role ever written or thought up! We'll make millions!"
Other execs: "Great idea! Everyone LOVES special effects!"

Sorry for the little rant, Gwyneth Paltrows character in that movie really pissed me off... :p

While I disagree with your assessment of the movie as being bad (it's good precisely because of the elements you listed), I just wanted to say that when I saw this in theaters almost everyone applauded when Jude Law's character punched Paltrow's character in the face.

Happy Gilmore (and most other Adam Sandler films)

"Going Overboard" 'starring' Adam Sandler....it was awful. It wasn't even so-painful-it's-funny. It was beyond that. I usually like Adam Sandler movies, thats why I watched it. I've learnt my lesson...

Hunk -
About a skinny little man in glasses who turns into a musclebound man after being granted a wish from his godmother. Until this film, I did not know it was very possible to die from boredom.

Dr (fill in space)'s Island - I heard that this film was the worst film anyone had ever seen, but I don't usually think much to film critics, so I saw it. It 'starred' Marlon Brando.
One of the worst films I have ever seen, so dire, so shit, I was angry with myself for wasting the time to watch it.

Addams Family Values - Terrible all the way. I saw this at the cinema, and was the first film I saw at a cinema where I was drifting off to sleep, numbed at the horror at how bad this film was.


The Talented Mr Ripley - Boring Boring Boring. Boring dialogue, boring story, boring set up. The only interesting scene was when Matt Damon bashed in Jude Law's skull with a boat oar, and even that lasted a second or two, a scene which was shown as a 'highlight' in the trailers. I nearly shat myself in boredom from watching this film, it's disgraceful.

Hearing that they made a sequel, and now are making another sequel, leaves me in disbelief.


Anaconda - Good god! Jon Voight had constipation throughout, and the snake effects were crap. In fact the whole film was crap.

The Postman. I watched it with two friends and it was so appallingly bad we were in stitches with laughter from beginning to end.

The honestly worst, most incredibly awful movie i have ever seen was a William Shatner one called 'Free Enterprise'. it was so awful i could have cried while watching...

closely followed by Mission Impossible 2

In no particular order:
Plan Nine From Outer Space (although it's funny)
Independence Day (patriotism makes me barf)
Signs (allergic to water... jeez)
The police academy-movies (maybe except 1)
Resident Evil (...)
All movies with Hugh Grant
The English Patient
Mission Impossible 1 and 2

Pearl Harbor
The Ring
Wizards
The Village
Titanic

The Village, i watched it the other day and it really is one of the worst films I've ever had the misfortune of watching, The story is crap, the acting is dreadful (and I've seen better from some of the people in it!) and the creature things looked like something out of Power Rangers

Jack
Anger Management
Billy Madison
Mr. Deeds
Pearl Harbor
Daredevil
My Girl
Simon Birch
Zoolander
Fifty First Dates

Something against Adam Sandler?

The Lawnmower Man was pretty awful too

The Hills Have Eyes, I can't even begin to describe what was wrong with that film

Tape, 2 men sat in a room talking?! we just gave up on watching that

Pretty Woman
Ringu
A Midnight Summer's Dream

Unfaithful.

I tried doing an english class report on it in my senior year at high school. switched to another movie after hardly getting any work done.

That's how bad it sucked :D

Oh, and hey, oksana. How are you?

Hey, TPE. Omg, did you actually sleep?

I'd say.... the day after tomorrow.*
I also really quite dislike... Episode 1, though it's a fairly obvious choice.
There's actually very few movies I dislike. No wait.
About Schmidt. That bored me to tears.
and meet the parents. Absolute rubbish.

*I actually like that movie, I just couldn't resist.

Hey, TPE. Omg, did you actually sleep?
Meaning what, again? :D

I only sleep during the day. I go to bed in about half an hour to an hour.

I didn't read the whole thread, but lest we forget, "The Attack of The Killer Tomatoes" ..lol

Godzilla, with Matthew Broderick. Shouldv'e realized that it sucked from the fact that I was the only one in the theater.

Oohhhhhhh, that's not good!

Another movie that sucked: supernova. I had high hopes for mass destruction all caused by natural events. Instead, I got a hell of a godmoder! :D

A View From The Top. I saw that with my wife who at the time was just a friend and we were surrounded by prepubescent preteens and their dates and the girls giggled the whole time while the guys stared at her breasts. So annoying.

anything with Adam Sandler
anything with paedophile Woody Allen
anything with Jim Carrey
anything Star Wars
Pearl Harbor
anything with Leonardo di Crapio
anything with Ben Stiller
anything with Jennifer Lopez

anything with Adam Sandler
anything with Jim Carrey
I'll agree with you on the rest, but as for these two!

Truman Show, Liar Liar, Bruce Almighty. All brilliant.
Mr Deeds, Little Nicky, Anger Management. See above.

The honestly worst, most incredibly awful movie i have ever seen was a William Shatner one called 'Free Enterprise'. it was so awful i could have cried while watching...


Guess you have a geeky toy/comic collecting type to appreciate that one. I saw it with a friend of mine (on video, of course) and we found it pretty funny. No masterpiece, but worth the price of a rental.

A problem that I see arising here as that people who are not fans of a particular genre are commenting on movies from that genre. It's very easy to dismiss something you wouldn't have any interest in anyway. The best guage for bad movies is to ask those who enjoy a particular genre what films from that genre are poorly done.

Another good way to look at it is to compare the amount of effort involved in the film's production to the actual finished product. Then again, there's only so far that this can go, because I enjoyed Waterworld.

Kung Pow was a terrible, terrible movie.

Kill Bill was awesome, anyone who says otherwise deserves the five point palm exploding heart technique.

But King Pow was *meant* to be awful! That's what made it funny.

I AM MASTER BETTY!! lol... :D

The Thin Red Line - Worst. War Movie. Ever.

About Schmidt - I'll take the hot pokers, please.

The Messenger (Joan of Arc) - Well, at least it took a little off my time in purgatory.

The Matrix Series - Sorry, but I was *bored* with it all. Great idea, great effects, lousy story.

Judge Dredd - Dreadful.

Howard the Duck - Lea! What on EARTH were you thinking?!?

Anything with Bette Midler.

EDIT: Demented Hamsters: Fan of Uncle John's BR? :D
I might be, if I had any idea what you're talking about!
Actually I do have an Uncle John, who might possibly still be alive. But as he's a psycho who once tried to kill my father with a .303 when they were teenagers, Dad rarely talks (or even thinks) about him.

I just remembered another turkey - Rapanui. Anyone seen it? In a word: DON'T.
Wasabi was crap as well. Made worse from the fact it had Jean Reno (a brilliant actor imo) in it. Sad to see great actors doing shite because, presumably, they need the money while shite actors get paid a fortune.
Jaws 3 was pretty dire.

The Thin Red Line - Worst. War Movie. Ever.

About Schmidt - I'll take the hot pokers, please.

The Messenger (Joan of Arc) - Well, at least it took a little off my time in purgatory.

The Matrix Series - Sorry, but I was *bored* with it all. Great idea, great effects, lousy story.

Judge Dredd - Dreadful.

Howard the Duck - Lea! What on EARTH were you thinking?!?

Anything with Bette Midler.
I quite liked 'About Schmidt', aside from the ending. Had some good parts. But then again he was the spitting image of an old neighbour of mine.
Have to agree with you on 'The Matrix' - I finally came to the conclusion that each sequel was designed to be so bad and so boring, that it made the previous one look good. I just thank God they didn't do a 4th.
'Judge Dredd' was horrible if you'd ever (like myself) been into 2000AD and JD. Aside from the Angel Gang in the movie, who looked great. But to be honest I can't remember (probably mercifully) anything else except the starting when Stallone mumbles "Ahhh ahmm tha Largghhh!".
'Thin Red Line' was bad the first time I saw it, but the second time I enjoyed it more. Once you realise that the cliches are intentional, it kinda works. It's meant to be an old-fashioned war movie in it's script, but the scenes obviously aren't. Nice bit of juxtapositioning.
Never bothered to watch HTD, as there's some movies that you just know are going to dreadful.

I'Judge Dredd' was horrible if you'd ever (like myself) been into 2000AD and JD. Aside from the Angel Gang in the movie, who looked great. But to be honest I can't remember (probably mercifully) anything else except the starting when Stallone mumbles "Ahhh ahmm tha Largghhh!".

It's a shame because I'd love to see a good JD movie... The problem was in casting Stallone to begin with - It wasn't a Judge Dredd movie, it was a Stallone movie. They should have lined up an unknown actor who's ego wouldn't force them to deviate from the way Judge Dredd was in the original source material.

It's a shame because I'd love to see a good JD movie... The problem was in casting Stallone to begin with - It wasn't a Judge Dredd movie, it was a Stallone movie. They should have lined up an unknown actor who's ego wouldn't force them to deviate from the way Judge Dredd was in the original source material.
Yep, Stallone was a terrible choice. Not just because he had to show his face and all, but because he wasn't a Dredd fan. I remembering him saying in an interview that he hadn't read comics since a child and was shocked to see what comics were showing now.
Now, is that the sort of person who should be in a comic-adaption? A resounding NO!!
I'd love to see a good JD movie as well - one that captured his fascism, his humour (mostly unintentional, like arresting a person jumping off a building for littering or a mugging victim for wearing such nice clothes that he was 'just asking for it'), brutality and shear bloody-mindedness and determination.

The Cursed Earth epic would be incredible to see.

I quite liked 'About Schmidt', aside from the ending. Had some good parts. But then again he was the spitting image of an old neighbour of mine.

'Thin Red Line' was bad the first time I saw it, but the second time I enjoyed it more. Once you realise that the cliches are intentional, it kinda works. It's meant to be an old-fashioned war movie in it's script, but the scenes obviously aren't. Nice bit of juxtapositioning.


Rooo? (Confused Scooby-Doo look). Which parts? When he finds out his wife cheated on him with his best friend? That his work didn't matter? When his kid marries that into that family? The hot tub scene?!?

TRL was bad *every* time I saw it.

1.My Stepmother is an Alien
2.The Blair Witch Project 2
3.Platoon
4.Annie Hall
5.The Blair Witch Project
6.Pinnocchio's Revenge
7.Spinal Tap
8.Armageddon
9.All the Friday the 13th movies
10.Pet Sematary Too
11.Hellbound: Hellraiser II
12.Hellraiser: Bloodline
13.Down Periscope
Spinal Tap is exactly what it was supposed to be. The fact that people though the group actually existed goes to show that the movie was a success. It can't be considered bad.

Plan 9 From Outher Space, now that's a bad movie.

Also, Attack of The Killer Tomatoes

Titanic

ah I can't belive I forgot the abomination called Timeline not only did it butcher one of my favorite books it had the audasity to cast Paul Walker

Catwoman and The Grudge

Interesting result when you ask for "worst" movies but give no guidance as to how movies should be measured. The one thing that surprsied me is that when you ask for "Best" movies, I'm usually pretty close in agreement with peoples' selections (i.e., they cluster around some expected movies...), but when people are stating their "worst", the replies are all over the park. Some people have listed as their "worst" movies some of my favorites.

If by "worst" you mean the movie that most deeply disturbed me, then "Eraserhead." Absolute David Lynch genius, but it was so genius because with so little, he managed to creep me out so much. Very disturbing movie.

If you're talking "no redeeming social value", then probably something like "Weekend at Bernies" although I did laugh my butt off.

If you're talking complete absence of artistic content, then maybe "Waterworld" (how did you all miss that one?)

One comment - one of the most difficult genres to be successful in is satire - because either the viewer gets it (and laughs) or doesn't (and hates it). There's usually no in between. Movies commented on here that I feel fall into this genre and are thus getting low scores include some of my favorite movies:

Zoolander (you can't be this dumb except on purpose)
Spinal Tap (Ensemble satire at its best, followed up with more of the same in Best in Show, Waiting For Guffman, etc.)
Hudson Hawk (irreverant buddy flick - you don't really think they were trying to take themselves seriously in thos one, do you?)

Independence Day

The Day After Tomorrow (from the same makers as the above)

Titanic

The Batman movies

ah I can't belive I forgot the abomination called Timeline not only did it butcher one of my favorite books it had the audasity to cast Paul Walker
yea i hear the book was better i have yet to read it my self i keep forgoting/lazy/cheap

catwoman, the core.

Everybody knows about this, right?

http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom

I'm so happy that "Son of Mask" is already, er, off the charts.

I'm amazed that nobody (including me) has mentioned Highlander II yet.

I'm amazed that nobody (including me) has mentioned Highlander II yet.

Highlander: There can have been only one!! :D

Glitter.

*shudders*

Glitter.

*shudders*

I'll see your Glitter and raise you a Xanadu!

Oohhhhhhh, that's not good!

Another movie that sucked: supernova. I had high hopes for mass destruction all caused by natural events. Instead, I got a hell of a godmoder! :D

I mentioned it. *shudder*

Oh, and throw in Jurassic Park 3. :/

The Last Samurai.

Dracula 3000
Aliens vs. Predator
Boogeyman
Sky Captain

Basically, any movie that has come out in thr last several months has been absolute CRAP. (MOST of them anyways...)

The worst movie ever is Ferngully: The Last Rainforest.

Worst Movie:
Freddy Got Fingered - it's the worst movie I ever tried to watch. I walked out of the room my friends were watching it in.

And the next bottom 4:
Armageddon
Devil's Advocate
Sleep Walkers
Starship Troopers

Worst Butchering of a great foreign film:
The Legend - it's the USA release of the Jet Li movie "Fong Sai-Yuk". I absolutely loved Fong Sai-Yuk, but the US release "The Legend" was horrible! All of the comedy and best scenes were edited out! It's so retarded.

Coyote Ugly

Originally posted by Vittua
Coyote Ugly

I second that. I saw it in the 8th grade and I didn't even like it then. Was there even a point the movie?

Dunno if this has been mentioned (I couldn't be bothered to trawl through all 8 pages) but the worst movie ever is
Plan 9 From Outer Space

One of the worst movies I've seen is Crackers. I rented it because it had probably as many famous people as any movie I've ever seen, including many that I liked. It was billed as a comedy, but there wasn't one funny moment in it.

Anything with Scott Bakula in it


...oh and Richard Dean "Macgyver" Anderson

and while i'm here, what the hell is up with Eddie Murphy's last six or seven movies? bad bad bad.

Pearl Harbour
Mr Deeds
Titanic
The Polar Beer King
Little Women
Cold Mountain
Anything with Julia Roberts in it
Likewise for J LO
Swordfish
Coyote Ugly
Pay it Forward
Any Bond movie since 94

Harlesburg defends Starship Troopers only because of one of the last scenes. :eek: ;)
Aliens Vs Predator was awesome.

Pearl Harbour

Anything with Julia Roberts in it


...and Sandra Bullock

Aliens Vs Predator was awesome.


...

You're kidding, right?

Have any of you seen 'Bad Taste' by Peter Jackson?

In my opinion that was the worst movie ever despite winning several awards. It had no story line per say, the acting was unimaginably bad and the rest of it was filled up with people and aliens exploding and being dismembered in a series of rather unrealistically gory scenes all dubbed over with an abysmal soundtrack which I could top by randomly playing notes of my piano.

The Last Samurai.

Not the worst movie ever...but please...Katanas cutting through rifle barrels :rolleyes:

And as for historical inaccuracy...well...it is Hollywood after all...

Troy
Titanic

Blair Witch 2 - the most pointless excuse for a movie ever
:confused: Why was it made?

Katanas cutting through rifle barrels :rolleyes:

And as for historical inaccuracy...well...it is Hollywood after all...
Think they actually could cut through rifle barrels, given that they were the best swords anywhere in the world, and far superior to western weapons.
No arguments on second bit though

Think they actually could cut through rifle barrels, given that they were the best swords anywhere in the world, and far superior to western weapons.
No arguments on second bit though

Take it from one who knows, not even a proper Nihonto (Katana forged in japan by a japanese sword smith) with a folded, sharpened and RC65 hardened blade could cut through a properly temepered rifle barrel. Ever...its total urban myth. However it would make a mark, as the rifle barrels steel would be a little softer...but cut through? No way.

As for Katanas being the 'best swords ever' and superior to western swords :rolleyes: (urban myth once again), there is no such thing as a best sword, only the most appropriate sword for the best swordsman. Western swords were every bit as good as Japanese Katanas, just a complicated to construct, and were every bit as capable in the right hands. Don't try telling me a katana is better than a damascus bladed mid 15th century hand and a half. They are simply both deadly in the right hands.

1) The Scarlet Letter - If there ever was a reason for Nathaniel Hawthorne to rise up from the grave and go Romero on Demi Moore and Hollywood in general, this is it.

2) Street Fighter - More corn and cheese than you'll find in a bag of anything from Frito-Lay. So shitty in general it was probably a contributing factor to Raul Julia's untimely demise. Jean-Claude Van Damme's career was long dead before he did this so it wasn't an actual casualty.

3) Mortal Kombat Annihilation - Another corn and cheese product like Street Fighter, except it has yet to kill any superb actors/actresses or their careers. The MK movies to me didn't take themselves seriously enough (with so many nauseating inside jokes). In fact the syndicated series and even the Superfriends-ish cartoon took themselves more seriously than the movies.

4) Catwoman - I had the blessings to not see this crapsterpiece, but when they had to resort to whoring a reference to classic Batman Mythos to try and hawk a piss-poor Crow ripoff, that says it all folks.

...

You're kidding, right?
No serious it was great whats not to like about it?

Kill Bill part 2=plot=good Kill Bill part 1=no plot=bad


Right...Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique for you

...and Sandra Bullock
Shes half nice to look at thou. ;)

Take it from one who knows, not even a proper folded Nihonto (Katana forged in japan by a japanese sword smith) with a folded, sharpened and RC65 hardened blade could cut through a properly temepered rifle barrel. Ever...its total urban myth. However it would make a mark, as the rifle barrels steel would be a little softer...but cut through? No way.

As for Katanas being the 'best swords ever' and superior to western swords :rolleyes: (urban myth once again), there is no such thing as a best sword, only the most appropriate sword for the best swordsman. Western swords were every bit as good as Japanese Katanas, just a complicated to construct, and were every bit as capable in the right hands. Don't try telling me a katana is better than a damascus bladed mid 15th century hand and a half. They are simply both deadly in the right hands.

To add a little context to the myth: It began from a WW2 Japanese propoganda film in which a barrel was cut in half with a sword.

They neglect to mention that the section that was cut was replaced with wood.

Get over it, Japanophiles. Steel is steel, no matter the style it's forged in.

Chronicles Of Riddick - Unimaginably bad. This one tops it for me. Wooden acting, no plot, relatively little action (you've got to decide if you want lots of action or lots of plot) and horrible horrible horrible scientific mistakes. Such as hiding from a drastically hot sun by hiding in a shady mountain. Sorry, but it was just so bad. Vin Diesel should be horsewhipped for his horrible acting and the directing for bastardising a Pitch Black character.

Plan 9 From Outer Space - Even though I laughed my head off during this film, it deserves a place in this forum. Go Edward D Wood!

Matrix Reloaded - Only saw this film for Hugo Weaving and was utterly disapointed. Only a small segement with him. Revolutions is boderline but Weaving makes up for it in that one for me.

Anaconda - A snake that looks like a muppet and a waterfall flowing backwards should be a clue. But apparently not.

Street Fighter - Apparently I missed something. I thought Ken and Ryu were the main characters of Street Fighter. Oh well, settle for Jean Claude Van-Dam unbelievably bad Muai Thai and acting. At least Steven Segeal knows what he's doing in a fight scene.

Every bastardised sequel of Friday The 13th and Halloween. Travesties.

Scream 2 and 3. Couldn't live up to the first one no matter how hard they tried. And failed.

To add a little context to the myth: It began from a WW2 Japanese propoganda film in which a barrel was cut in half with a sword.

They neglect to mention that the section that was cut was replaced with wood.

Get over it, Japanophiles. Steel is steel, no matter the style it's forged in.

Thank you! :D

Killer Clowns from outer space
Army of darkness

Rooo? (Confused Scooby-Doo look). ('About Schmidt')Which parts? When he finds out his wife cheated on him with his best friend? That his work didn't matter? When his kid marries that into that family? The hot tub scene?!?
As I mentioned, it got to me because he was the spitting image of my old neighbour (who was also my landlord and a fantastic and incredibly interesting man). Not just in looks, but also in personality. Probably because I saw it only shortly after he died of a massive heart attack, I found it particularly pertinent. I especially liked the bits where he was writing to the boy he had sponsored and the letters got more and more bitter, turning into a diatribe about what he hated about his life.

Chronicles Of Riddick - Unimaginably bad.
Oh you're being a bit harsh there. As a mindless action movie, I think it's one of the best to come out of the States for a while. Every so often you have to let yourself be indulged and leave your misgivings at the door. I don't mind movies that don't attempt to be anything other than mindless action, as long as the action's good.
Also the last week I was at my old school, that's all I showed my classes, who loved it. Saved me from having to teach them, for which I'm forever grateful for.

Have any of you seen 'Bad Taste' by Peter Jackson?

In my opinion that was the worst movie ever despite winning several awards. It had no story line per say, the acting was unimaginably bad and the rest of it was filled up with people and aliens exploding and being dismembered in a series of rather unrealistically gory scenes all dubbed over with an abysmal soundtrack which I could top by randomly playing notes of my piano.
Careful now, you risk incurring the wrath not only of legions of LOTR fans worldwide but also a possible fatwa being declared on you by New Zealand for daring to diss Saint Peter.
There was a storyline - Aliens had come to Earth to stock up on human meat for their intergalactic fastfood chain.
Plus, you need to realise that this was PJ's first ever movie. It took him 7 years to make, as he could only make it at the weekends when he wasn't working and whenever he could afford to buy film. All the actors were friends or colleagues of Peters, which is why the acting isn't so hot.
I liked it myself. But then when I did see it for the first time I was a very pissed university student which helped in seeing the humour.
Much like Robert Rodrigeuz's 'El Mariachi', which does appear limited, but once you realise it cost $7000US (nearly all that for the cost of the film), you have to admire him for how well he did.

Blair Witch 2 - the most pointless excuse for a movie ever
:confused: Why was it made?
Why was it made? To cash in on BW1 obviously. What other reason do Film studios need?
I think you also need to add Blair Witch 1 in there. Most over-blown over-indulged piece of shite ever. I couldn't understand how every critic was falling over themselves to say how good it was - it was some sort of Emperor's new clothes thing going on I think. Critics are annoying like that. As soon as a few of them say this movie's great, it seems all try to jump onto the bandwagon and outdo each other with superlatives about how 'fantastic' it is. No-one wants to be the one to say 'Hang on. It's not that good. In fact it's pretty crappy, doncha think?'
3 (or was it 4? I can't remember) whiny brats wander into a forest after telling the local inbred hillbilly with obvious weird sexual tendancies where they going. Wander round for a while, get lost, get scared by Hillbilly and his inbred brethern. Get killed.
Wow.
Couldn't see that coming.
I spent most of the movie thinking 'Ok, I wouldn't do that. Right, that was dumb'. Maybe growing up surrounded by forest made me more aware of what NOT to do when going into the bush, but really most of it was just plain common sense.

Careful now, you risk incurring the wrath not only of legions of LOTR fans worldwide but also a possible fatwa being declared on you by New Zealand for daring to diss Saint Peter.
There was a storyline - Aliens had come to Earth to stock up on human meat for their intergalactic fastfood chain.
Plus, you need to realise that this was PJ's first ever movie. It took him 7 years to make, as he could only make it at the weekends when he wasn't working and whenever he could afford to buy film. All the actors were friends or colleagues of Peters, which is why the acting isn't so hot.
I liked it myself. But then when I did see it for the first time I was a very pissed university student which helped in seeing the humour.
Much like Robert Rodrigeuz's 'El Mariachi', which does appear limited, but once you realise it cost $7000US (nearly all that for the cost of the film), you have to admire him for how well he did.

Well being a New Zealander myself, I am probably about to be burned for heresy...

You only pick up the storyline if you read the blurb on the back of the box, or if you listen to the mutterings of the alien leader, which are basically inaudible. Really, it may be his first movie, and made on a shoe-string budget but it was still abysmal, only in New Zealand would you see that kind of trash in the 'highly recommended' section at the local video parlour, and that's just because the entire film industry wants to have Peter Jackson's baby. I saw the movie with I think it was five other people, and we all came to the same conclusion, it was undoubtedly the worst movie in the entire world, this feeling was possibly maginified by the glowing reviews of it we'd all heard before hand, (courtesy of our local video-parlour guy), who called it 'another Peter Jackson masterpiece'. People in New Zealand need to wake up a bit. The Lord of the Rings was good, so was Heavenly Creatures, but 'Bad Taste' was well.... as the name implies, and 'Meet the Feebles' was feeble at best.

The Thin Red Line - Worst. War Movie. Ever.

About Schmidt - I'll take the hot pokers, please.

The Messenger (Joan of Arc) - Well, at least it took a little off my time in purgatory.

The Matrix Series - Sorry, but I was *bored* with it all. Great idea, great effects, lousy story.

Judge Dredd - Dreadful.

Howard the Duck - Lea! What on EARTH were you thinking?!?

Anything with Bette Midler.

Gotta be kidding u never saw "Ruthless People" With Bette, Danny Devito Judge Renihold and Bill Pullman that has to be one of the funniest films from the 80's.

1) The scene were they drop her in the basment and Judge Rienhold sees if she is ok Bette kicks him in the balls.

2) The videotaped "Murder Scene" which was the police commmisoner having sex with a hooker.

3) Judege Rienhold tryin to escape from the police out of the bathroom window and the police walked right under him.

4) The scene where Bette describes what happens at the "San Quintan Country club" and the scene were she describes being excuted.

5)The scenes with the serial killer. " You look like my mother I hated my father" "You look like my mother I hated my mother. And after Bette Kill the SK. "Well if i look like your mother and you look likehis father this is what our child would look like. Strong Argument for birth control"

"Beaches" which always makes me cry and "First Wives Club" was also funny and the one she did with Lilly Tomlin were they were twins which was a knock-off of a Shakespeare play.

1. Once Upon a Time in Mexico
2. Street Fighter
3. Mutant Shark Movies in General
4. Carmen (Hip-Hopera)
5. Batman 4

Just to name a few.

But by the way: How the hell couldn't you have liked Eternal Sunshine on the Spotless Mind? That was one of the best movies I've seen all year.

hook i crapted out better stuff
:sniper: :mp5: :fluffle: :p :)

Killer Clowns from outer space
Army of darkness

I actually liked army of Darkness purely because it was so over the top crap for crap

Still to me has to be Blood Feast (1963) absolute worse dummest schlock fil i have ever scene. It can't get worse that an Eqyptian cannibal who worship's a babaloyian goddess (Ishtar isn't Egyptian she's a Babylonian Goddess). Awful acting, awful "red paint" gore. awful soud track. This is the only flick that should be permantly erased.

See:
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0056875/maindetails

Darkness Falls
Liberty Stands Still
Look Whos Talking Too
Badazzled

Another one just came to mind: Surf II

I don't even know if there was an original, but this one is just dire.

Freddy got Fingered

gets all tem counts


-nuff said

My Updated list:

Worst movies:
Battlefield earth,
equilibrium
gods and generals (so long~)
the patriot
the passion of the christ
falling down




A special note on that unspeakable idiot magnet "equilibrium:"

If someone left ''1984,'' ''Fahrenheit 451,'' ''Brave New World,'' ''Gattaca'' and the Sylvester Stallone potboilers ''Judge Dredd'' and ''Demolition Man'' out in the sun and threw the runny glop onto a movie screen, it would still be a better picture than ''Equilibrium,'' a movie that could be stupider only if it were longer.

December 6, 2002
The New York Times

You Got Served

New Worst Movie: "Guess Who"! Sidney Pointier should go over and beat the shit out of Ashton Kutcher. He has no talent except for playing dumb guys like his character in "T70'sS" I wonder why?????

Natural Born Killers
Natural Born Killers
Natural Born Killers
Natural Born Killers
Natural Born Killers
Natural Born Killers
Natural Born Killers

The Lady's Man
Home Alone 3
Corky Romano
Sister Act 2
Jumpin' Jack Flash
Starship Troopers
Jason X

Worst Movie Ever not yet released:
the Bewitched movie

Why? Darren will be played by Will Farrell

Austin Powers
Joe vs. The Volcano
Four Weddings And A Funeral
Spaceballs
Top Secret

Worst Movie Ever not yet released:
the Bewitched movie

Why? Darren will be played by Will Farrell

LOL! Halfway thru the movie it Will should be replaced by Sean P. Hayes!!!!

i dunno i make fun of everymovie i see...

Gotta be kidding u never saw "Ruthless People" With Bette, Danny Devito Judge Renihold and Bill Pullman that has to be one of the funniest films from the 80's.

1) The scene were they drop her in the basment and Judge Rienhold sees if she is ok Bette kicks him in the balls.

2) The videotaped "Murder Scene" which was the police commmisoner having sex with a hooker.

3) Judege Rienhold tryin to escape from the police out of the bathroom window and the police walked right under him.

4) The scene where Bette describes what happens at the "San Quintan Country club" and the scene were she describes being excuted.

5)The scenes with the serial killer. " You look like my mother I hated my father" "You look like my mother I hated my mother. And after Bette Kill the SK. "Well if i look like your mother and you look likehis father this is what our child would look like. Strong Argument for birth control"

"Beaches" which always makes me cry and "First Wives Club" was also funny and the one she did with Lilly Tomlin were they were twins which was a knock-off of a Shakespeare play.

I've seen "For the boys", "Beaches" "First Wives Club" and "Hocus Pocus".
Bette Midler tends to make me have voilent bowel movements...

See Ruthless People I swear to god that has to one of the 2 funnis movies from/about the 1980's. The second one is 1980's Trading Places with Dan Akyrod and Eddie Murphy. Both are great satire of the decade.

Johnny English. What a stinker.

What's with all the anti-Sandler? How can you hate a movie with a giant penguin-shaped hallucination, for example?

Any of the Spy Kids movies, especially the 3-D one.

Fahrenheit 911
Bowling for Columbine
Rodger and Me

Because none of them are true documentries as they claim to be. They are slanted, full of half truths, spliced together films. They bear more sembelance to fictional stories than documentries.

The Gods Must Be Crazy
Xanadu
Sgt. Peppers Lonely Heartclub Band
ANY Woody Allen movies
Solaris (with George Clooney)