NationStates Jolt Archive

1. Creationists can piss off. Their only leg to stand on is the "Gaps in the fossil record" arguement. Well, I am about to axe this leg off. HERE'S THE EXPLANATION... EARTHQUAKES! Yes, earthquakes, brought about when continental drift causes things to get shakey, and some lumps of earth to go up, and some lumps to go down. SO SOD OFF, YER BIG-NOSED BASTARD CREATIONISTS!

2. Religion is no longer needed. Science has made it obsolete. No longer need we pray to God that the fire starts; now we have lighters. No longer need we pray that we don't die of sickness; now we have medicine. I've been eating pork hot dogs about once a month since I was 3, and have yet to be smitten, by either Allah or Yahweh.

3. Democrats, go and sod off. Republicans, you're invited to do the same. Libertarianism makes most sense.

4. Those who oppose cloning, abortion, ass or tit f*cking, alchohol, drugs, or homosexual marriage, should read #2, and promptly fark off.

SO NOW YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK!

SO NOW YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK!

And amazingly, I don't give a damn.

1. Creationists can piss off. Their only leg to stand on is the "Gaps in the fossil record" arguement. Well, I am about to axe this leg off. HERE'S THE EXPLANATION... EARTHQUAKES! Yes, earthquakes, brought about when continental drift causes things to get shakey, and some lumps of earth to go up, and some lumps to go down. SO SOD OFF, YER BIG-NOSED BASTARD CREATIONISTS!

2. Religion is no longer needed. Science has made it obsolete. No longer need we pray to God that the fire starts; now we have lighters. No longer need we pray that we don't die of sickness; now we have medicine. I've been eating pork hot dogs about once a month since I was 3, and have yet to be smitten, by either Allah or Yahweh.

3. Democrats, go and sod off. Republicans, you're invited to do the same. Libertarianism makes most sense.

4. Those who oppose cloning, abortion, ass or tit f*cking, alchohol, drugs, or homosexual marriage, should read #2, and promptly fark off.

SO NOW YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK!

i agree with you on the first two. on the third i agree with the first sentance, but libertarianism doesn't make any sense at all. and i oppose most of what you said exept cloning on that last one. those things downgrade society.

1. Creationists can piss off. Their only leg to stand on is the "Gaps in the fossil record" arguement. Well, I am about to axe this leg off. HERE'S THE EXPLANATION... EARTHQUAKES! Yes, earthquakes, brought about when continental drift causes things to get shakey, and some lumps of earth to go up, and some lumps to go down. SO SOD OFF, YER BIG-NOSED BASTARD CREATIONISTS!

2. Religion is no longer needed. Science has made it obsolete. No longer need we pray to God that the fire starts; now we have lighters. No longer need we pray that we don't die of sickness; now we have medicine. I've been eating pork hot dogs about once a month since I was 3, and have yet to be smitten, by either Allah or Yahweh.

3. Democrats, go and sod off. Republicans, you're invited to do the same. Libertarianism makes most sense.

4. Those who oppose cloning, abortion, ass or tit f*cking, alchohol, drugs, or homosexual marriage, should read #2, and promptly fark off.

SO NOW YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK!
You're an unenlightened, closed-minded asshole.

SO NOW YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK!

Sod off.

And amazingly, I don't give a damn.
In Soviet Russia, damn gives you?
Possibly?

oooo, controversial

oooo, controversial
Yeah, "In Soviet Russia..." jokes are pretty damn controversial, aren't they?

Oh wait, you weren't talking to me, were you...