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Clicky! (www.celinedion.com)

Need I say more.

Freethinkers will agree.

Clicky! (www.celinedion.com)

Need I say more.

Freethinkers will agree.
On behalf of Canada, I will apologise....IF YOU apologise for Barbara Streisand...

As an American, I fully apoligize for the terifying terror that is Barbara Streisand. *bows*

On behalf of Canada, I will apologise....IF YOU apologise for Barbara Streisand...


Sorry but BABS doesn't live in Canaduh!

Cleine doesn't belong in Vegas. Common, I like Newton, and Manilow as much as the next dude, but we don't need another eating disorder chick here, esp one who married her grandpa-like, child molesting 'manager'.

Sorry but BABS doesn't live in Canaduh!When he said "YOU", he was speaking of America. So sorry yourself, Gerald.

When he said "YOU", he was speaking of America. So sorry yourself, Gerald.

I represent the best of America! So sit on it, fruitcake!

On behalf of Canada, I will apologise....IF YOU apologise for Barbara Streisand...
Well, I can't apologise for Babs, but I will apologise for any God awful British acts (we have plenty, I'll start with the Spice Girls).

I represent the best of America! So sit on it, fruitcake!
Dear God, America just went TU then...

I represent the best of America! So sit on it, fruitcake!Can I meet your friends?

After watching the Fockers I am willing to cut her a bit of slack.





OK, I'm done now.


BS sux.

Does anyone know what else Canada spawned?

William Shatner.

Enough said.

Does anyone know what else Canada spawned?

William Shatner.

Enough said.

Pfft...William Shatner on Boston Legal=YOUR GOD. And this is coming from an American.

Here is a nasty thought for you.Canada? Birthplace of Avril Lavinge.

Does anyone know what else Canada spawned?

William Shatner.

Enough said.

Anne Murray, Nickleback, Brendan Fraser, Avril Lavignne (?)


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canada also gave birth to pam anderson

I have yet to forgive Shatner for his acting in TWOK.

"KHAAAAAAAAAAN!" That part had me laughing, just because of how horribly he delivered the line. I will admit that that wasn't his best work, though.

United States Ambassador: "Terrance and Phillip aren't the first troublesome thing to come out of Canada, let us not forget Brian Adams."

Canadian Ambassador: "Now now, the Candian government has apologized for Brian Adams on several occasions."

I have yet to forgive Shatner for his acting in TWOK.

"KHAAAAAAAAAAN!" That part had me laughing, just because of how horribly he delivered the line. I will admit that that wasn't his best work, though.

http://www.khaaan.com/

Apologies? pah! You don't seem to know Celebrity Warfare when you see it.

Clicky! (www.celinedion.com)

Need I say more.

Freethinkers will agree.

OH!!!!

I was going to rant against you about the BMD plan, but with this I have to agree.

WE ARE SO x 10^googol SORRY! ^.^

Shall we name all the idiots from other countries?

Shall we name all the idiots from other countries?

*Cough* Bush *Cough*, even though it's been done to death!

I represent the best of America! So sit on it, fruitcake!
hahaha, gold :rolleyes:

Shall we name all the idiots from other countries?

Sure, just keep it benign.

I'd like to add my apology on behalf of Canada. While I'm here, I'd like to apologize for Alanis Morisette too.

That is all.

United States Ambassador: "Terrance and Phillip aren't the first troublesome thing to come out of Canada, let us not forget Brian Adams."

Canadian Ambassador: "Now now, the Candian government has apologized for Brian Adams on several occasions."

1. It's "Terrence", and
2. They use Celin Deon in that quote, don't they? I havn't seen the movie in awhile.

...Alanis Morisette too.


She's Canadian!?!? I'm ashamed now!

(Note: I did know she was Canadian, it's just a joke!)

She's Canadian!?!? I'm ashamed now!

(Note: I did know she was Canadian, it's just a joke!)


No wonder they call it CanaDUH, you have no sense of humor.

Seriously, do you even have radio up there?

No wonder they call it CanaDUH, you have no sense of humor.

Seriously, do you even have radio up there?

Up there? Wow, you are ignorant.

In fact, I am actually south of many people along your north-eastern border (the plains) and most of New York/Maine, etc.

And yes, I do have a radio, as well as a state-of-the-art computer, a TV in my room, a full sterio setup (with a radio, yes) and several other goodies. Probably more than you could aford in your little redneck town.

Celine Deion is partial payback for Rap.


Deal with it!

:D

And Avril Lavigne is peanuts compared to stuff like Good Charlotte.

1. It's "Terrence", and
2. They use Celin Deon in that quote, don't they? I havn't seen the movie in awhile.


No, it's Brian Adams.

Come to think of it, the US owes us an apology for Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and innumerable boybands!

Come to think of it, the US owes us an apology for Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and innumerable boybands!

Pffft..you think our boybands are bad? O-Zone. There you go. They're the worst. As for Britney Spears and C.A. my suggestion..do what they were designed for..their video comes on..mute the TV and its a free strip show without the sound.

No, it's Brian Adams.

Ok, I wasn't sure.

No wonder they call it CanaDUH, you have no sense of humor.

Seriously, do you even have radio up there?


I was half expecting him to say, do you have radio down there...

The Americans need to appologize for the following things,
Rap Music
Drew Carey
Paris Hilton
Vin Diesel
Tom Green
Drew Barrymore
Jay Leno
George Bush

The list goes on and on and on and on

I was half expecting him to say, do you have radio down there...

The Americans need to appologize for the following things,
Rap Music
Drew Carey
Paris Hilton
Vin Diesel
Tom Green
Drew Barrymore
Jay Leno
George Bush

The list goes on and on and on and on

Um, Tom Green is Canadian, actually. But I refuse to apoligize for him! It balances out!

I was half expecting him to say, do you have radio down there...

The Americans need to appologize for the following things,
Rap Music
Drew Carey
Paris Hilton
Vin Diesel
Tom Green
Drew Barrymore
Jay Leno
George Bush

The list goes on and on and on and on

They're all bad, but nothing compares to the pure evilness of Celine Dion (except maybe the Spice Girls)

Why do we have to apologise for Celine Dion? She's from Quebec....

Why do we have to apologise for Celine Dion? She's from Quebec....
Good point

Why do we have to apologise for Celine Dion? She's from Quebec.... :)

Good point

Yes, true.

Clicky! (www.celinedion.com)

Need I say more.

Freethinkers will agree.

While they're at it, they can apologize for William Shatner, too.

While they're at it, they can apologize for William Shatner, too.
As I said before, Celine Dion is evil. However bad William Shatner is, he is definately not evil.

But hey... William Shatner! C'mon! Why would anyone need to apologize for him. Did you even look at http://www.khaaan.com/ ?!? Downright brilliant! :D

Shatner is a phenomenon; to have survived in the business for so long just due to the "twinkle in his eye". And after that returning with fantastic self-irony in Showtime. His "directing" Eddie in front of the mirror was IMO best stuff in Showtime (which I don't praise as a comedy).

Keep bringing up examples. Generalizations are dull - they take the fun out of the discussion. I don't like generalizations in general. ;)

-kosh

You take that BACK!!! I refuse to apologise for Drew Carey! Whose Line is it Anyways makes me laugh my ass off! And even if you think Whose Line is something to apologise for, Colin Mochrie is Canadian, so technically it's partially their fault :cool:.

England may have given us the Spice Girls, but they also gave us Monty Python and Douglas Adams. Those two entities alone would make up for the Spice Girls times twenty.

Honestly, I think that we Americans have more to apologise for than any other country in the world.

Honestly, I think that we Americans have more to apologise for than any other country in the world.

This was a good start I think. http://www.sorryeverybody.com/ :)

And I wholeheartedly agree with your comment about Monty Python and D. Adams. They make up for a lot.

Pffft..you think our boybands are bad? O-Zone. There you go. They're the worst. As for Britney Spears and C.A. my suggestion..do what they were designed for..their video comes on..mute the TV and its a free strip show without the sound.

O-Zone are A: Romanian, so I don't see what they've got to do with Canada OR the US and..
B: They're really not a boy-band, they're a Euro-dance/novelty act.

And although I do agree Canada owes everybody an apology for Celine Dion, you gotta admit American boybands are the worst tbh. :P

Up there? Wow, you are ignorant.

In fact, I am actually south of many people along your north-eastern border (the plains) and most of New York/Maine, etc.

And yes, I do have a radio, as well as a state-of-the-art computer, a TV in my room, a full sterio setup (with a radio, yes) and several other goodies. Probably more than you could aford in your little redneck town.



Nice ;)

I'm in Brampton, Nice to meet you neighbour.


This whole threads based on personal taste,
They made millions for a reason.

American boybands are also a thriving source for parody:

"We are, on fire... we have, desires... but now, one's that way... one backstreet boy is gay..." If you haven't heard it, look it up. Hilarious. You've got to think of tradeoffs. ;)

Canada doesn't need to apologise for Celine, the americans that make it profitable to stay here need to apologise for making it profitable for her to stay. If you'd just get your moms to stop buying the albums and tickets to that show she'd go away and it wouldn't be an issue. It seems to me that Canadians had the good sense to ignore her so she came down here.

Shatner is entertaining, if not always for the reason he intends. Free Enterprise makes me have a warm spot for him. It should have been a tv show, it would have been great.

Really, who needs to appologise is the lowest common denominator. It's those bastards that are really causing the problems....

There's no need for Canada to apologize, in my eyes at least. I like Celine Dion. *dodges rotten tomatoes*

-Asylum Nova

They just need to apologize for their crazy accents.... and that's not even all cananadians.

we have ways of making you say your 'o's.

You take that BACK!!! I refuse to apologise for Drew Carey!

Honestly, I think that we Americans have more to apologise for than any other country in the world.

I agree with you about Drew Carey. Really enjoyed the Drew Cary show :)

But you are wrong about the Americans having the most to apologize for. Sorry but Australia has produced one thing worse than anything to ever have come out of the USA :D.

This person is the worst, scariest, stupidest...ah what the heck, I'll put you out of your misery :D.

Its....(shudders)....Steve Irwin....(screams and throws up)....the so called crocodile hunter.

(for those of you who don't know who the heck I am talking about, check out This link (http://www.smh.com.au/news/National/Steve-Irwin-baby-concerns-prompt-law-change/2005/02/23/1109046983142.html)

While they're at it, they can apologize for William Shatner, too.

We already apologized for him! There's only so much apologizing you can do! Besides, you guys STILL haven't apologized for Britney Spears.

and here I am thinking this topic was on the missile defense shield or something...

In terms of Celine Dion, I feel the same way as the passenger in this comic...

http://www.geocities.com/canadianuniversity/2004-10-21-AirCanada

A list of apologies to be made
Canada
1. Anne Murray
U.S.
1. Aaron Spelling (that sick bastard)
Japan
1. Pokemon
South Korea
1. Small uncomfortable cars

Anyone want to add anything?

Nice ;)

I'm in Brampton, Nice to meet you neighbour.


This whole threads based on personal taste,
They made millions for a reason.

Burlington for me. Nice to meet you too.

A list of apologies to be made
Canada
1. Anne Murray
U.S.
1. Aaron Spelling (that sick bastard)
Japan
1. Pokemon
South Korea
1. Small uncomfortable cars

Anyone want to add anything?

U.S.: Rap music in general.

Freethinkers will agree.
does anybody else find it funny when people follow up "freethinkers" with an imperative verb form?

Does anyone know what else Canada spawned?

William Shatner.

Enough said.

Uggg, not to mention Brian Adams and Avril Lavinge........ we're sorry everyone.. we really really are!!

does anybody else find it funny when people follow up "freethinkers" with an imperative verb form?

Yes. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8314627&postcount=1)

does anybody else find it funny when people follow up "freethinkers" with an imperative verb form?

No? ^.^

I actually don't see where you're coming from, could you elaborate?

Yes. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8314627&postcount=1)
Always want us on their side or think they know what we like.

Uggg, not to mention Brian Adams and Avril Lavinge........ we're sorry everyone.. we really really are!!

I second this apology!

No? ^.^

I actually don't see where you're coming from, could you elaborate?

'Freethinkers' implies somebody who thinks what they want, without constraints of any types.

An imperative is an order or command and implies that the noun (in this case freethinkers) have to obey it.

I'm probably not explaining it well. But there you go. English Language was never a strong point of mine. :)

canada also gave birth to pam anderson


and thats a GOOD GOOOODD things

ALSO!... TOM GREEN - JIM CARRY - MIKE MYERS

and 90 % of your NHL players. :D - the other 10% are from russia

:fluffle:

Bush owes the world an apology for his many war crimes, such as detaining civilians in Guantanimo Bay, allowing people to be tortured for infromation, AND allowing DIRECT MEMBERS OF BIN LADEN'S FAMILY TO LEAVE THE US WITHOUT BEING PROPERLY INTERROGATED IN THE DAYS FOLLOWING 9/11!!!
He has also violated the freedoms of US citzens be passing the USA PATRIOT ACT which allows Federal Agents to search one's house WITHOUT A POLICE WARRANT!!!
Bush is also a liar. He said that Iraq had direct ties to AL Qeada, and that Saddam's regime was trying to develope weapons of mass destruction!! He started the Iraqi war for the oil that is there.
IF the US apologizes for King George Bush's actions, then Canada will apologize for Celin Dion and other offences to the entertainment industry.

'Freethinkers' implies somebody who thinks what they want, without constraints of any types.

An imperative is an order or command and implies that the noun (in this case freethinkers) have to obey it.

I'm probably not explaining it well. But there you go. English Language was never a strong point of mine. :)

Oh, so it's about the ideals.

I thought the problem was with the actual grammar.

P.S. Your knowledge is fine!

Umm, you've really just dampened the light-hearted sentiment of this thread.

"The Canadian Government has apologised for Bryan Adams on several occasions" :)

Bush owes the world an apology for his many war crimes, such as detaining civilians in Guantanimo Bay, allowing people to be tortured for infromation, AND allowing DIRECT MEMBERS OF BIN LADEN'S FAMILY TO LEAVE THE US WITHOUT BEING PROPERLY INTERROGATED IN THE DAYS FOLLOWING 9/11!!!
He has also violated the freedoms of US citzens be passing the USA PATRIOT ACT which allows Federal Agents to search one's house WITHOUT A POLICE WARRANT!!!
Bush is also a liar. He said that Iraq had direct ties to AL Qeada, and that Saddam's regime was trying to develope weapons of mass destruction!! He started the Iraqi war for the oil that is there.
IF the US apologizes for King George Bush's actions, then Canada will apologize for Celin Dion and other offences to the entertainment industry.

Though I agree with some of this, you are an idiot. Stop wasting DNA.

Umm, you've really just dampened the light-hearted sentiment of this thread.

"The Canadian Government has apologised for Bryan Adams on several occasions" :)

There we go!

Canada also owes us an apology for sending a British Army to burn down our capital...

But then we owe them an apology for attacked Quebec. Twice.

But then they owe us an apology for invading Maine...

But then we owe them an apology for Invading them god knows how many times...

Now that I think about it, both countries owe each other alot of apologies.

The world owes America an apology for stealing American Idol.

The world owes America an apology for stealing American Idol.
:confused:

Wasn't it originally a British concept?

Not that I care, I would gladly 'give back' [x] Idol

As a Canadian I apologize for any events that happened during the War of 1812. However since it was a WAR theres no point in dwelling on it.

And I do apologize for Celine Dion, Avril Lavinge, Bryan Adams, they really really REALLY need to stop making music.

The world owes America an apology for stealing American Idol.

Um, they stole it from the British.

Here is a nasty thought for you.Canada? Birthplace of Avril Lavinge.
Who is less annoying than either Aguilera or Spears.

As a Canadian I apologize for any events that happened during the War of 1812. However since it was a WAR theres no point in dwelling on it.

And I do apologize for Celine Dion, Avril Lavinge, Bryan Adams, they really really REALLY need to stop making music.

I'll apologise for anything that happened during the War of 1812 that was done by the Americans. Of course, no one "won" that war, so one side can't show off or anything like that.

And I apologise for Michael Jackson, Bill Cosby, Michael Moore, George Bush, John Kerry, Ralph Nader, and Mickey Mouse.

And I apologise for Michael Jackson, Bill Cosby, Michael Moore, George Bush, John Kerry, Ralph Nader, and Mickey Mouse.

*shudder*