<France> Alright, wtf Ho Chi Minh. ur going down.
<Ho Chi Minh> make, me, froggie.
<France> k... wait... wtf? my paratroopers?
<Ho Chi Minh> Haha human wave bitch!
<France> oh yeah, well...
<France> wtf MY ARTY COMMANDER JUST suicided! HAXX
<Ho Chi Minh> LOL! I GET MY OWN STATE
<France> screw this.
*France has left the room
*Ho Chi Minh has changed his name to NVA
*SouthVietnam has entered the room
*USA has entered the room
<Southvietnam> sup everyone?
<Southvietnam> wtf? guerillas?
<NVA> hahaha!
<Southvietnam> Help plz!!!
<USA> I send u advisors k, wpns 2
<Southvietnam> thx much
<USA> K i send maddox 2 spy
<NVA> wtf? get out of here u fag
<USA> Intl waterz LOL
<NVA> u suk
<USA> torpedoes? WTF
<NVA> haha ur dead now!
<NVA> oh shit carriers!!!
<USA> Wtf... back for more?
<NVA> what? I not atk!?!
<USA> LIAR!
<NVA> WTF MY SHIPS!!!!
<Southvietnam> LOL! I bomb him k
<NVA> gay gay G4Y!!
<USA> alright i sink ur ships again
<NVA> THAT WAS UR OWN PROPELLER U MORON!
<USA> Sweet! bombers built!!!
<Southvietnam> lol awesome, i need u to bomb trail k
<USA> k
*Operation Rolling Thunder has been launched
<USA> BOMBER RUSH!!!!!!!! PWNED BIATCH!
<NVA> wtf! ha i can hide in jungle!
<USA> WTF INVISIBLE HACK!
<NVA> LOL N00B!
*USSR has entered room
<USSR> dude wsup?
<NVA> lol, these faggs are bomin me. SAM plz?
<USSR> sure.
<NVA> ty
<USA> MY PLANES!!! u commie fags, now its on
*USMC has entered room
<USMC> haha time to kik sum a$$!
<Southvietnam> sw33t! Marines!
<USA> hey USMC check this intel out, i send private message
<NVA> wtf?
*USMC has launched offensive
<NVA> shit! my stronghold! well, lets see how u like this?
<USMC> wtf? cant see vietcong!!! come out and fight u fag!
<NVA> LOL!!!
<USMC> hey guess what i found ur tunnel!
<USMC> Shit boobytrap!!
<USA> gay...
<NVA> LOL!!!!!
<USMC> STFU gook!
*Aircav has entered room
<Aircav> u called USA?
<NVA> WTF? Helicopters??
<Aircav> LOL! dum slope
<NVA> k now i attack ia drang. what now bitch, ur surrounded lol
<Aircav> dude, gimme some of ur bombers, i hold out till they come k
<USA> sure
<NVA> WTF NAPALM? GAY!
<NVA> alrite back to guerilla
<USMC> uggggh
<USA> aircav atk villages, i use planes to cover u
<aircav> k.
<USA> i can see light at end of tunnel
<NVA> hehehe... TET OFFENSIVE!!!!
<USA> WTF?
<USMC> ? AHHH! RUSH!
<Aircav> huh?
<NVA> I'M IN UR BASE! I'M KILLING UR MANS!
<USA> EVERYONE DEFEND!!!!
<USMC> already on it
<Aircav> k!
<Southvietnam> WTF? HOW U GET IN HERE! U HACKER!!!
<NVA> stfu southie u just suck balls
<USA> hey NVA if we negotiate then i stop bombs k?
<NVA> fine
*Operation Rolling thunder has ended
<USA> fuck this shit lets kill him!
*bombing has resumed
<USMC> FUK YEAH! ARC LIGHT BITCH!
<Aircav> bum baddabum bum bum baddabum bum...
<NVA> dude, wagner suxx b4lls.
<USA> we draft now k, need more troops
*antiwar has entered the room
<Antiwar> HELL NOES! WE WONT GOES!
<USMC> STFU pussy
<USA> yeah, u gay commies
<Antiwar> THIS WAR IS WRONG U TARDS
<USA> dont u know what domino theory is fag LOL
<Southvietnam> LOL n00b, go away
*Vets has entered room
<Vets> DUDE THAT SHIT IS INSANE! FUCK THE WAR!
<USMC> backstabber
<Aircav> asshole
<USA> tard!
<NVA> LOL!
<USA> STFU NVA!!!
<Antiwar> CANT U RETARDS SEE! WAR IS WRONG!!! WE CANT WIN!
<USA> STFU hippies, we gonna arrest U
<Antiwar> NO FAIR!
*Nguyen Van Lem has been captured by Southvietnam
<Southvietnam> hey NVA watch this!
<NVA> how u get him?
<Southvietnam> haha! pwned!!
*Nguyen Van Lem has been executed (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f9/Nguyen.jpg/300px-Nguyen.jpg)
<Southvietnam> HEADSHOT!!!!!!
<Antiwar> WTF! OMG U PIECE OF SHIT!
<USA> LOL
<USMC> hey south theres some VC trying to get into ur base
<southvietnam> kill plz
<USMC> GET SOME MOTHERFUCKERS! GET SOME!
<Antiwar> WTF! THERE NO NVA IN MY LAI!
<NVA> LMAO!
<Southvietnam> WTF MAN!
<USMC> oops...
<Southvietnam> TKER FAG!
<NVA> HAHAHAHA
<Aircav> WHEEEE HELICOPTERS!
<NVA> Dude ur such a pain
*Cambodia has entered the room
<NVA> Cambodia i help u
<Cambodia> kthx
<USA> uh, wtf?
<antiwar> leave cambodia alone!
<USA> kissenger sez kill him
<USMC> Sweet!
*bombing of cambodia has commenced
<Cambodia> AAAAAAHHHHHH! USA THATS SO GAY
<antiwar> W-T-F!!!
<Vets> USA wtf
<antiwar> i'm gonna protest at kent state
<vets> cool.
<USA> wtf, idiots
<antiwar> OMG
<antiwar> did u just shoot me?
<USA> ...
<USA> oops?
<antiwar> YOU ASSHAT!!!!
<USA> fine fine we withdraw some troops happy now?
<vets> FINALLY!
<USA> peace is at hand!!!!!
<NVA> u think i'm done bitch?
<Southvietnam> USA i still need help
<USA> k i send u wpns but rest of us are going home. lets go guys.
*USMC has left room
*Aircav has left room
*SOG has entered room
<NVA> USA wtf is that?
<USA> i swear i dont know him
<SOG> KEKEKE special forces roxxor!
<Southvietnam> LOL
<NVA> stfu southie. hey USA i give u prisoners back if u get that smacktard out of here
<USA> sweet...
*SOG has left room
<NVA> U have to cut aid too
<Southvietnam> Dont u fucking dare
<Antiwar> JUST DO IT!!!
<USA> ugh fine.
<antiwar> I'm out
<vets> same, gg
*antiwar has left room
*vets has left room
<southvietnam> o shite.
<NVA> lol, time 2 die bitch. not so tough now
<southvietnam> HELP HELP HELP!
<NVA> ATTACK!!!
<Southvietnam> WTF MAN HOW U GET TANKS!!!!
<USA> uh... I g2g.
<Southvietnam> HELP ME U TARD!!!! HELP ME!
*aircav has entered room
<USA> Aircav get my ppl out of here
<Southvietnam> HELP MEEEE!
<Aircav> i get some of u, no promises.
<USA> K done. I g2g for dinner. later all.
*aircav has left room
*USA has left room
<Southvietnam> U TRAITOR!!!!
<NVA> I'M IN UR BASE! I'M KILLING UR MANS!
<NVA> remember this lol?
*Southvietnam has left room
<NVA> VICTORY!!!!
<USSR> sweet man.
<NVA> thank u so much!
*NVA has changed his name to Vietnam
*Saigon has changed to Ho Chi Minh City
<Vietnam> later USSR
*Vietnam has left room
*USSR has left room
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Done for now. Must refill creative juices.
EDIT: Damn you z-person. You stole my thunder!