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I agree.... meaning, all of the above.

Where's the Immortality option? :D

where are the options for murder, drowning, and drug overdose?

don't ask, i'm morbid. and really i'd like to die an old yogi from simply running out of heartbeats, but those are my fantasies.

i guess septicemia is the most appealing of those listed...

It all depends. Is apotheosis considered a form of death?

What happened to exhaustion from excessive sex with a highly attractive female?

Car accident, I'm presuming at the accident site. It's over and done with, and it implies I'm healthy enough to be up and about...hopefully at an old age. I don't want to be a vegetable.

I don't know. Personally this is a tough choice.

It's harder than choosing from say, being poisoned or beat up by alien ninjas or something. Because statistically all of these are rather likely... so careful what you wish for!

Out of that list, car accident.

Out of anything, drowning.

Ug..no. Drowning in fresh water causes your cells to explode and drowning is actually suffocation.

Bit of a morbid topic ... I like!

Since I am going to die someday, I suppose I wouldn't mind going of cancer at a reasonably older age. At least with cancer I have some time to plan.

Car accident... sounds messy. IS messy.

Septicemia.... well...
Septicemia can begin with spiking fevers and chills, rapid breathing and heart rate, the outward appearance of being seriously ill (toxic) and a feeling of impending doom. These symptoms rapidly progress to shock with decreased body temperature (hypothermia), falling blood pressure, confusion or other changes in mental status, and blood-clotting abnormalities evidenced by hemorrhagic lesions in the skin (petechiae and ecchymosis).

Doesn't sound good either.

Cancer? Hey that reminds me, why isn't there ever cancer of the sperm cells, that is to say, an uncontrollable overproduction of sperm? "Quick, get that man to the ejaculatory, STAT!"

Death sucks. We can all agree it's gonna happen and it'll suck because it's the end of the mortal coil, but it will also suck because it'll be very uncomfortable.

Ug..no. Drowning in fresh water causes your cells to explode and drowning is actually suffocation.
I don't mind the suffocation bit, but there is that whole "it wrecks the body" problem...

I suppose oxygen displacement with an inert gas is a bit kinder to everybody else in that they wouldn't have a corpse washing ashore near their house and such...

I plan to go out at the age of 100 something, in a randomly selected city, with a home made nuclear bomb, taking as many people out with me as I can.

I also hope to do it in such a way that everyone thinks terrorists did it, until six months later when my video will is released, having me take credit, and laughing for it.

Ah, to dream.

I plan to go out at the age of 100 something, in a randomly selected city, with a home made nuclear bomb, taking as many people out with me as I can.

I also hope to do it in such a way that everyone thinks terrorists did it, until six months later when my video will is released, having me take credit, and laughing for it.

Ah, to dream.

Ahahaha ... you're my new hero. :D

Screw all that

I want to die sometime during my 120s from an overdose of Viagra while engaged in a foursome with one very hot asian 18 year old girl, one very hot swedish 18 year old girl and one very hot hispanic 18 year old girl.

Now that is the way to die.

where are the options for murder, drowning, and drug overdose?

don't ask, i'm morbid. and really i'd like to die an old yogi from simply running out of heartbeats, but those are my fantasies.

i guess septicemia is the most appealing of those listed...

I wonder if he realizes septicemea was on of the three forms the Plague from the Middle Ages took, or if he was just screwin around. Oh well, My preference is to go down in a hail of gunfire, maybe doing something heroic in the process. Other than that, i suppose a stroke. A vein pops in my head, gets blood in the wrong part of my brain, and I don't even realize I'm dead until it's too late.

I wonder if he realizes septicemea was on of the three forms the Plague from the Middle Ages took, or if he was just screwin around. Oh well, My preference is to go down in a hail of gunfire, maybe doing something heroic in the process. Other than that, i suppose a stroke. A vein pops in my head, gets blood in the wrong part of my brain, and I don't even realize I'm dead until it's too late.

Hmm... good enough...

But nowhere is it written that it'll have been your first and only stroke. What if you have to endure several of them, and live out your remaining time drooling, half-paralyzed and addlepated?

Actually that wouldn't be so bad. I could poo in my pants and get away with it.

Other:

I want to die in the explosion caused by the world ending meteorite
OR
Be at ground zero in one of the first cities to be nuked at the beginning of World War III
OR
Freeze to death during the beginning of the new ice age that wipes out the human race

I'd like to die by being chased off a cliff by topless women. I'd fall off the cliff and right into my casket.

Ahahaha ... you're my new hero. :D


I am very adament on making more then just the obituaries in the news when I die.
My obituary will be on the Front Page!

Oh, and I'd like to add one more thing to my death.
I want to go out in a nuclear fury in the middie of a populated city (Of course) while having sex with my wife.
The most passionate, wild, crazy sex, two 100-something year olds can have.

The most enjoyable nuclear deatonation ever.

I'd like to die by being chased off a cliff by topless women. I'd fall off the cliff and right into my casket.
Head first = very nasty.
I've seen it. *shudders*

In a bloody coup, of course.

i'd like to die with 50 pounds of explosives strapped to me, surrounded by everyone i know.

Overdose on heroin, whilst skydiving. Best feeling way to die, plus, that way you can laugh about all the shmucks that have to clean you up with your little sadistic sense of humour.

I'm with TPE - not at all.

Yeah ok, but out of the choices in the thread poll.

Those are in fact the ten biggest causes of death. So you may not have to choose one... it may choose you. I'm just wondering, if they were all gonna choose you, which would you mind the least for having done so?

How do I want to die? wow tough question...

How about of slow blood loss while choking the life out of the last Republican in the USA.

Or perhaps landing on Bill O'Reilly after being pushed out of a plane.

Yeah ok, but out of the choices in the thread poll.

Those are in fact the ten biggest causes of death. So you may not have to choose one... it may choose you. I'm just wondering, if they were all gonna choose you, which would you mind the least for having done so?


In that case, car accident.
Specificly, driving like my crazy-rally driver-self, at 200mph in a Ferrari 288 GTO Evo, or 408 (Either-or), down through Highway Seven (Used to live on it, 2 lanes, bad condition, twistey country road.)
Preferably hitting something explosive and taking out a house or two in a brilliant explosion.

But it still goes, I'd rather die nuking a city while getting laid then anything.

In that case, car accident.
But it still goes, I'd rather die nuking a city while getting laid then anything.
It would suck if it exploded before you finished...

I'm going to die after breakfast after living a long and prosperous life and accomplishing my goals.

I'm going to eat coco-pops, lean my head on my right shoulder and go off. Just like how Kenneth.E.Hagen

It would suck if it exploded before you finished...

Timing would dictate it go off at orgasm.

And what the hell is with you people flipping your species the bird as you go out?

... And I suppose if I have to go out at ALL, SB, I'm thinking AI mishap.

Timing would dictate it go off at orgasm.

And what the hell is with you people flipping your species the bird as you go out?

... And I suppose if I have to go out at ALL, SB, I'm thinking AI mishap.

Doesn't making the news mean anything these days?

I'm not "filpping my species the bird". I'm playing an enormously elaborate, very sadistic, practical joke. And making front page news all over the world as I do it!
All without having to pay the consequences afterwards, as well as getting laid.

YOU'RE STILL KILLING MILLIONS FOR YOUR OWN AMUSEMENT, YOU CALLOUS P-eh, not worth the keypresses...

YOU'RE STILL KILLING MILLIONS FOR YOUR OWN AMUSEMENT, YOU CALLOUS P-eh, not worth the keypresses...
I think that was the entire point.

I wanna die in a boiler-room explosion, because some idiot put in coke instead of normal coal. Oh man, that would be awesome. Picture this- as I tend the boiler, I notice that the pressure gage has cracked. As I run away, the boiler explodes, and as shrapnel digs into my legs and back, I fall, screaming. Then the steam and boiling water runs over me, giving me first degree-burns and cooking my already-bleading shrapnel wounds. As I reach for a rivet-gun to put myself out of my misery, I'm spared the need, because the rivets shoot out the smokestack (which has clogged) and bury themself into my neck.

THAT would be a bloody wicked way to die.

I wanna die in a boiler-room explosion, because some idiot put in coke instead of normal coal. Oh man, that would be awesome. Picture this- as I tend the boiler, I notice that the pressure gage has cracked. As I run away, the boiler explodes, and as shrapnel digs into my legs and back, I fall, screaming. Then the steam and boiling water runs over me, giving me first degree-burns and cooking my already-bleading shrapnel wounds. As I reach for a rivet-gun to put myself out of my misery, I'm spared the need, because the rivets shoot out the smokestack (which has clogged) and bury themself into my neck.

THAT would be a bloody wicked way to die.

Unfortunately... I agree.

YOU'RE STILL KILLING MILLIONS FOR YOUR OWN AMUSEMENT, YOU CALLOUS P-eh, not worth the keypresses...


Check my post in the "What level of hell are you dammned to?" thread, and you'll understand throughly.

A bloody revolution in which the people rise up against my tyrannical, iron fisted rule, only to plunge the world into a massive world war that would eventually go nuclear, resulting in a new world order in which my clone would lead a glorious American omnipower that dominated the world with an iron, but gentle and free fist.

Other- Combat.

Out of the choices on the poll, I suppose a stroke would be best. At least if it was a single big one that ended me right away it would be quick and painless.

If I can go off the poll, I choose a glorious death in battle surrounded by the fallen corpses of my enemies.

Snu-snu is the way to go for me.

I hope my last words are "thats not even loaded"

Heroin overdose.

Snu-snu is the way to go for me.


YES! Points for the Futurama reference!

Three FMJ bullets

An MP5-N


Two in the chest both are vertical and parallel to each other
One in the head in between the eyes.

where are the options for murder, drowning, and drug overdose?


Heart failure while I'm done having sex with ten women...then they reboot my heart...I have sex with ten different women, the same night...and again heart failure. I keep doing that, for about 15 years...at this point how I die doesn't really matter. Although I'm sure it will be heart failure.

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Old Age
Comfortable old age. :)

Where's the Immortality option? :D
In the words of Queen
"Who wants to live Forever."
I do i am The Highlander!
I will not die.

What happened to exhaustion from excessive sex with a highly attractive female?
You mean like in 007 the golden eye? That wouldn't be too bad.

Anyway, I'd like to die in a quillotine.(not sure 'bout the spelling. some dumb fuck's stolen my dictionary)

STD.

And I'm taking some bitches with me!