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See what level of hell you are damned to

Down System
27-02-2005, 06:37
I found this test very amusing. Post your results

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Mine were:

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers - Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers - High
Level 2 Lustful - High
Level 3 Gluttonous - Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious - Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy - Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics - Very High
Level 7 Violent - Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous - Low
Sllabecaps
27-02-2005, 06:43
Level 1 - Limbo


I'm an Athist thats going to non-hell non-heaven I see.
Neo-Anarchists
27-02-2005, 06:48
Whoa, I'm in Level 7.
Damn. Literally.

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Sounds like much fun...
Or possibly not.
Randomea
27-02-2005, 06:48
I've taken this test since June 03.
Last time I took it was last week.
Always the same result: 1st Level of Hell: Limbo.
If anyone can be bothered they can post the description.
I get high for Dis too I think.
Rangerville
27-02-2005, 06:54
Hmmm...the first time i took the test i got limbo. I put no for believing in God and the after life this time, that sent me down a few levels...lol. I actually wished i could have answered I don't know for those two, but that isn't an option.


Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
Sinuhue
27-02-2005, 07:00
Wow...I thought I was doing good...and I answered truthfully! I didn't think my answers were that bad...

Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
Zincite
27-02-2005, 07:01
Limbo, as it has been the last couple times.
Patra Caesar
27-02-2005, 07:03
Apparently I am headed for Limbo, the first level of hell.

Repenting Believers High
Virtuous Non-Believers Very High
Lustful High
Gluttonous Very Low
Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Wrathful and Gloomy Very Low
Heretics Very Low
Violent High
Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Treacherous Very Low

I don't think I'm very violent, I think I'm more lustful...

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
Krioval
27-02-2005, 07:03
I scored high for Levels 2 and 7. Huh. Lustful and violent, ya know?
Rangerville
27-02-2005, 07:05
lol...my answers weren't bad either, but when you take a test, even for fun, based on Christian beliefs, or implied Christian beliefs, simply not believing in God will keep you out of heaven, even if you're a good person. I can only imagine where i would have ended up if i checked yes to having participated in oral sex, or being intimate with a member of the same sex..lol.
Krioval
27-02-2005, 07:07
I can only imagine where i would have ended up if i checked yes to having participated in oral sex, or being intimate with a member of the same sex..lol.

Level 2 or 7? :cool:
Sanctaphrax
27-02-2005, 07:07
w00t for heretics! I'm a heretic I'm a heretic!

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
Arenestho
27-02-2005, 07:07
5th but Dante was a fool.
Rangerville
27-02-2005, 07:11
This is where i fit in the rest of it

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
Pantylvania
27-02-2005, 07:13
so what's the difference between limbo and Dis, other than the location? They both said they were for non-Christians who aren't evil
Patra Caesar
27-02-2005, 07:14
lol...my answers weren't bad either, but when you take a test, even for fun, based on Christian beliefs, or implied Christian beliefs, simply not believing in God will keep you out of heaven, even if you're a good person. I can only imagine where i would have ended up if i checked yes to having participated in oral sex, or being intimate with a member of the same sex..lol.

I said yes to both and I'm only in Limbo...
Keruvalia
27-02-2005, 07:16
I took this a while back ... I am doomed to the 2nd.

I think I could live with spending eternity with Cleopatra and Helen.
Lascivious Maximus
27-02-2005, 07:18
Looks like I'm in Level 1... Hmm, too bad I don't beleive in 'hell'... :p

Level 1 (since there seems to be a lot of us)

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
Rangerville
27-02-2005, 07:19
lol...well, i was kidding anyway, but did you put yes or no to believing in God or the afterlife, because that is what seems to have made the difference for me. I said yes the last time i took the test because at that time i did believe in them.
Randomea
27-02-2005, 07:19
No, Limbo is for good non-Christians. People like us unbaptised (\o/) who can't get into Heaven, or pre Christian good, or those if it wasn't for the fact they were unbelievers, they are so good they'd go to Heaven.
Dis are for those who have a lot of other sins in other areas too.
Dostanuot Loj
27-02-2005, 07:20
I welecome you all to level six.


The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Behold my evil, anti-humanity, and pagan ways!
(Just for the record, I'm a polytheist, and I hate people and like to harm things.. so I just ended up clickingalot of "yes"es.)

EDIT: I think it's safe to say, in the eyes of a Christian, I'm going to hell.
Armandian Cheese
27-02-2005, 07:23
Has anyone noticed the fact that even if you are extremely devout, you can't get into heaven according to this test?
New Genoa
27-02-2005, 07:24
Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.
Randomea
27-02-2005, 07:30
Has anyone noticed the fact that even if you are extremely devout, you can't get into heaven according to this test?
That's because all humans are sinful.
But Purgatory is to cleanse the only slightfully sinful so then they can go to heaven.
Dostanuot Loj
27-02-2005, 07:33
Can I have a cookie for managing to score Very High for everything below level 4?
The Plutonian Empire
27-02-2005, 07:37
I found that link on another forum I frequent months ago, so I'll just copy and past my results.

Oh, man! I re-took the test, and fell to level 6.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | LowSixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
Here's what I see when I take the test a third time:
Eightieth Level of Hell - Pluto

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You're screwed. Don't even try.

:D
Neo-Anarchists
27-02-2005, 07:38
Can I have a cookie for managing to score Very High for everything below level 4?
Yes, but it's a flaming spiked Hell-cookie that'll give you absolutely wicked indigestion.
Dostanuot Loj
27-02-2005, 07:39
Yes, but it's a flaming spiked Hell-cookie that'll give you absolutely wicked indigestion.

Fine, as long as I can get some Evil-Pepto Bismol.
Greedy Pig
27-02-2005, 07:43
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!


Third Level of Hell

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In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low
Sdaeriji
27-02-2005, 07:46
Yay! 2nd level of hell! I'm Lustful!!!!

(as if that's a surprise)
Neo-Anarchists
27-02-2005, 07:48
We need someone to score a 9.
Dostanuot Loj
27-02-2005, 07:52
We need someone to score a 9.

The only thing keeping me from 9 is that I don't believe in the Christian god.
I can go backl and claim I do, but answer everything else correctly, and I gaurentee you I'llget into 9.
Sdaeriji
27-02-2005, 07:53
We need someone to score a 9.

Isn't level 9 reserved for the three traitors, and them alone? I don't think you can go to level 9.
Zahumlje
27-02-2005, 07:54
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)HighLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)HighLevel 2 (Lustful)ModerateLevel 3 (Gluttonous)LowLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)ModerateLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very LowLevel 7 (Violent)LowLevel 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)ModerateLevel 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low
Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

umm I'm just too tired to do real bad stuff.
Ravenclaws
27-02-2005, 08:07
Level 6
Brothertupelo
27-02-2005, 08:12
i swear to god i answered truthfully, although i don't believe in god, which probably contributed to my score.

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High
Armed Bookworms
27-02-2005, 08:17
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 - Lustful Moderate
Level 3 - Gluttonous High
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 - Violent Moderate
Level 8 - the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low


Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


No surprises here :cool:
Nurcia
27-02-2005, 08:21
Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Well, I suppose I could do worse than that at least...
Dostanuot Loj
27-02-2005, 08:24
Since it seems many of us NSers are doomed to Dis, perhaps we should all arange a party for when we get there?
Who's game?
Lascivious Maximus
27-02-2005, 08:26
as long as you drop a case of beer off on your way through level one when you have this party. i think its a geat idea! :p
Shinzawai
27-02-2005, 08:33
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Woo hoo! Go me!
Zootropia
27-02-2005, 08:37
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Limbo.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
Omnibenevolent Discord
27-02-2005, 08:45
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very High
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Moderate
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
Lucifer X
27-02-2005, 09:06
Well i got Level 8..but it seems going to level 9 is pretty close :P
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Extreme
Randomea
27-02-2005, 09:11
Well that's ironic. "Lucifer" does not belong in deepest, coldest Hell.
Lucifer X
27-02-2005, 09:12
btw...here is the level 9...
This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

got it on the second try :P
Duckutopia
27-02-2005, 09:58
Supersticious fops -all of you! Come on...none of that crap is worth worrying about! BE A GOOD PERSON -DO THE RIGHT THING -This is not rocket science....Fuck religion-it CAUSES PROBLEMS! :eek:
Gauthier
27-02-2005, 10:23
Fifth Level of Hell

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Moderate
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
Branin
27-02-2005, 10:27
Yay, purgatory
Gaeltach
27-02-2005, 10:33
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Ya know it says 5, but I'm not really feeling it. I think they gave me the benefit of the doubt.
Quorm
27-02-2005, 10:44
Surprisingly I just got Level 1 - Limbo

Scorred High on Level 3 Gluttonous (good food is good!)
and Very High on Level 6 - Heretics (I don't believe in God so...)

Low or very low on the rest.
Rogue Angelica
27-02-2005, 10:49
I am condemned to the 5th level of Hell. Yay!

Edit: (this actually confuzzles me, my answers weren't even that bad... o.0)
Wherramaharasinghastan
27-02-2005, 11:20
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.



O_O
Down System
27-02-2005, 11:42
Supersticious fops -all of you! Come on...none of that crap is worth worrying about! BE A GOOD PERSON -DO THE RIGHT THING -This is not rocket science....Fuck religion-it CAUSES PROBLEMS! :eek:

I think someone's missed the point. It's amusing to see how Christianity/Judaism percieves some ordinary people. I don't think there are too many people taking it seriously, I know I'm not :rolleyes:
Crydonia
27-02-2005, 11:42
I've taken this test a few times over the last year or so, and always end up in the city of dis. Lucky for me, I don't believe there is a hell :D.

This time....

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis (surprise, surprise :))

Purgatory - Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo - Very High
Level 2 - Lustful - Moderate
Level 3 - Gluttonous - Moderate
Level 4 - Prodigal and avaricious - Very Low
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy -Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis, Heretics - Very High
Level 7 - Violent - Low
Level 8- the Malebolge - Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus, Treacherous - Low
The Downtrodden Masses
27-02-2005, 12:03
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

Wrathful and gloomy, that's me!
Rovhaugane
27-02-2005, 12:37
This test says I am being sent to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

Glad I dont believe in all that hell crap. When I die I will continue to exist in the world.. maybe another too if I am lucky. I will just be absorbed into the earth and be planted in many different living creatures and plants. Doesnt sound too bad to me, I just hope it is worth it =)
Preebles
27-02-2005, 12:48
I've done this before, and yeah I got Dis.

Gotta love being a heretic.
Ariddia
27-02-2005, 12:53
My fellow heretics, I too apparently will be seeing you all in the sixth level of hell, the City of Dis! We'll be able to talk about NS... ;)
Demographika
27-02-2005, 13:00
Did this a while ago. Can't remember where I came but I imagine it was the same level all other pinko commie bleeding-heart liberals like me go to.
Kzuu Mai
27-02-2005, 13:01
I've taken it a few times, and I always get limbo or the City of Dis. This time I got City of Dis, but I was "very high" for both...

I thought I answered pretty well this time, too.

Hypocrites go to level eight? Seems a bit much...
Seosavists
27-02-2005, 13:07
Woo heaven!
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | High
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low
Swimmingpool
27-02-2005, 13:22
First Level of Hell - Limbo - Virtuous Non-Believers
Swimmingpool
27-02-2005, 13:26
Did this a while ago. Can't remember where I came but I imagine it was the same level all other pinko commie bleeding-heart liberals like me go to.
Tends to be the level of limbo. It's because although we're often atheists, liberals are usually good people.
Khinasi
27-02-2005, 13:42
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Extreme
Level 7 | Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Gimme a week and i'll have Satan licking my boots and calling me "Big Daddy". ;)
The Lightning Star
27-02-2005, 13:56
I'm in Limbo!

Good thing to know that if those craaaaaaazy christians are right, I'll just be hanging out in a cool place. I get to hand out with Caesar and Homer too!

:D

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aris.
Pershikia
27-02-2005, 14:06
Fifth Level of Hell

"The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx."

I get into river! Woot woot! :D
Bitchkitten
27-02-2005, 14:13
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information

Gee, I didn't really think I was that violent. I figured lust would come out on top.
Glitziness
27-02-2005, 14:15
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
Aeruillin
27-02-2005, 14:17
I got Dis as well. Sounds like a nice place.
Me 3
27-02-2005, 14:27
Level 1 or 2, which is a bit contridictory
Kwangistar
27-02-2005, 14:30
8th Level
The Abomination
27-02-2005, 14:33
Woohoo! Purgatory!

Although it is somewhat irritating that the vast majority of my friends will end up in Limbo. I wonder if theres visiting hours or something...
Hoo-Doo
27-02-2005, 14:46
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

:D
Squirlducks
27-02-2005, 14:53
8th level of hell:

Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High
I V Stalin
27-02-2005, 14:57
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis.
Scored very high on levels 5 and 6 (which makes me a wrathful and gloomy heretic), and high on 7 and 8 (so I'm a violent, fraudulent, malicious panderer). Oh, and very low on Purgatory and Limbo :D
See ya there people!
Barkur
27-02-2005, 21:54
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

I've almost finished reading this too, yay.
I_Hate_Cows
27-02-2005, 21:55
I always either get Limbo or City of Dis
Ro-Ro
27-02-2005, 21:59
That test is so wrong! Depression is an illness and it treats it like it's a sign that you're evil!
Eternal Dragon DPRK
27-02-2005, 22:03
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High


My soul is doomed then to a bloodbath......
Eutrusca
27-02-2005, 22:04
Muahahahaha! :D

"You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate."
Eutrusca
27-02-2005, 22:06
That test is so wrong! Depression is an illness and it treats it like it's a sign that you're evil!
But, you ARE evil! :D
Peechland
27-02-2005, 22:20
Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven


:eek:
Urneska
27-02-2005, 22:33
First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
lol I love this but there are some parts where I wish there was a sometimes button
p.s. this made my brain hurt :headbang:
Urneska
27-02-2005, 22:34
peachland you lucky baskerd


:eek: :sniper:
Urneska
27-02-2005, 22:37
basterd*
Aquinion
27-02-2005, 22:41
My level of Damnation- 8th level- The MaleBolge :eek:

Man, I thought I was doing better.

Oh well, see you all Hell!
Convicts of France
27-02-2005, 22:44
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Extreme
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

works for me I await my fate so that I might take over hell and destroy all that stands in the way of true enlightment
Arkris
27-02-2005, 22:48
I got The City of Dis, although I changed a couple answers on ambiguous questions and got Limbo once.

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low
Naval Snipers
27-02-2005, 23:27
purgatory is looking very good right now
Beer-Chugging Germans
28-02-2005, 00:07
Purgatory.
Niccolo Medici
28-02-2005, 04:34
Level 6: I am reminded of a Red Hot Chili Peppers song: Heritic...

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High
HadesRulesMuch
28-02-2005, 04:46
Everyone here is aware that Dante wrote the Inferno as a satire of the church of his day, correct?
I mean, everyone except Arenestho, who just speaks ignorantly all the time anyways. Yes, Aranestho, Dante was definitely "a fool." Of course, next time you say something like that, you might want to be sure you comprehended the subject matter. I've seen your posts in two seperate threads tonight, and in both you spoke so foolishly I am amazed you even bother coming on these forums. You obviously don't care to learn anything, but only to spout hateful and utterless useless drivil, which also happens to be inaccurate.
Tarlachia
28-02-2005, 06:14
Considering how truthful I was to the test...compared against many of the RPs I've done on this thread...I'd say its a little contradictory to say I'm going to Purgatory.

And yet, I am...

Ironically, a friend of mine took the test, and has done less violent RPs on NS, and is damned to the 8th level lol!!
Incenjucarania
28-02-2005, 06:20
City of Dis.

Of course, I will have to take over, and will rename it to "City of This".
Passive Cookies
28-02-2005, 06:41
I am yet another "heretic" doomed to spend eternity in the City of Dis. Hooray!

Apparently I am also lustful, wrathful and gloomy. Go figure.
Liberal Rationality
28-02-2005, 06:58
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics
Incenjucarania
28-02-2005, 07:02
#1 reason to go to Dis: Women with -lots- of mouths.
Alorielia
28-02-2005, 07:10
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Now here's the funny part. I'm a pagan lesbian...

I swear I answered truthfully....

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

I guess it appreciated that I am not gluttonous, full of greed, hateful or any of the other deadly sins except lustful... and lustful only in their definition. I am religious as a pagan. I do believe in an afterlife (reincarnation). I do believe in God (and the Goddess).

So I guess I'm about as high up as any non-christian can get *shrugs*. I don't believe in hell anyway :P
Tappee
28-02-2005, 07:21
I'm going straight to level 8 yeah baby.

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

If your going to hell, might as well have some fun on earth before going