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I'm a Straight, Agnostic, White, Male, Socialist Englishman!

Toujours-Rouge
26-02-2005, 23:31
Yay for labels
Mondiala
26-02-2005, 23:38
Straight - bad, as I have repeatedly demonstrated before.
Agnostic - you're evil - the Bible says so, therefore it must be true.
White - inherently evil - whiteness is a deviation from the original black skin of our ancestors.
Male - Again, evil, you bigoted, chauvinist pig.
Socialist - What??? How DARE you take MY money and let it be used by PEOPLE WHO CAN'T AFFORD FOOD, HOMES, EDUCATION and HEALTHCARE???
Englishman - ooh, terrible. The English had the most evil empire... about 100 years ago.

Oh, btw, this is all sarcastic.
Rampant Xenophobia
26-02-2005, 23:47
Well done...Have a cookie :p
The British Federation
26-02-2005, 23:49
That's the same thing as it reads inside the back of my T-shirt, too! Well, I never.

Eh, it's better than Nike, I suppose.
Anarchic Conceptions
26-02-2005, 23:57
I'm a Straight, Agnostic, White, Male, Socialist Englishman!


Don't worry. I'm sure Jesus loves you.
Toujours-Rouge
27-02-2005, 00:15
Straight - bad, as I have repeatedly demonstrated before.
Agnostic - you're evil - the Bible says so, therefore it must be true.
White - inherently evil - whiteness is a deviation from the original black skin of our ancestors.
Male - Again, evil, you bigoted, chauvinist pig.
Socialist - What??? How DARE you take MY money and let it be used by PEOPLE WHO CAN'T AFFORD FOOD, HOMES, EDUCATION and HEALTHCARE???
Englishman - ooh, terrible. The English had the most evil empire... about 100 years ago.

Oh, btw, this is all sarcastic.

Yay for tolerance! :)

Don't worry. I'm sure Jesus loves you.

I'm not. But i know my mum does, thats all i need. :p
Bolol
27-02-2005, 00:18
Noooo! Mommy make it stop!

Lol :D

These threads make me laugh, they so silly!
Nadkor
27-02-2005, 00:22
i dont couldnt care less what someone is...as long as theyre them and dont try and force their beliefs and views on me

its not as if im particularly "normal" myself
Bolol
27-02-2005, 00:28
Guys...This may come as a shock, but...

I'm a.......................................................HOMO SAPIEN!!!
Nadkor
27-02-2005, 00:30
Guys...This may come as a shock, but...

I'm a.......................................................HOMO SAPIEN!!!
you said homo youre going to hell!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!1one111!!!!!!!!!!
Bolol
27-02-2005, 00:32
you said homo youre going to hell!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!1one111!!!!!!!!!!

I knew that was going to happen at some point.
Furion Lumin
27-02-2005, 00:34
We're all going to hell anyway, so why not have fun? =p
Bolol
27-02-2005, 00:36
We're all going to hell anyway, so why not have fun? =p

Smartest thing I've heard all day!

(Gives Furion Lumin a Nuclear Cookie)
Furion Lumin
27-02-2005, 00:37
..Nuke.. Nuke-you-lar...

Is it safe? o.o
Nadkor
27-02-2005, 00:38
I knew that was going to happen at some point.
thought i might as well before someone who actually meant it did
Rampant Xenophobia
27-02-2005, 00:38
We're all going to hell anyway, so why not have fun? =p

Close so close but the phrase actually reads..."We're all IN Hell anyway......" :D
Bejita
27-02-2005, 00:39
Mmm, nukular cookies. You think if I eat enough of these there's a kind of Spiderman effect? I'll have the powers of... a cookie?
Bolol
27-02-2005, 00:40
..Nuke.. Nuke-you-lar...

Is it safe? o.o

Quite safe...all weapons grade stuff. Very stable. Just don't...sell it to any Former-Soviet Client States.
Furion Lumin
27-02-2005, 00:40
The power of melting in your mouth, not your hand!

And.. and... making people sugar-high!


*munches on cookie then blinks* Oh, nah. I'm full =p