Bobs Own Pipe
26-02-2005, 20:03
Are you terrified by technology? Do cuisinarts and power tools spook you? Here at the newly-formed Department of Homeland Robot Attack Prevention, we've come up with all sorts of ways for you to spend money to pre-emptively strike at the heart of any potential Robot threat.
Just because it's a toaster-oven now doesn't mean it won't rise up against us in future...and here at DHRAP, all we ever think about is are futures (ehm, I mean 'the future'). The future is a big bad scary place. Allow us to coccoon you and your loved ones with a perfectly secure, perfectly unavoidable existence as 'free' inmates (whoops, 'citizens', my bad) in one of our fine priso- umm, 'life camps', where every precious human life can be lived totally free of the insidious aims of all the metallic malefactors who want nothing more than to destroy our way of uhh...what was it again?
Oh right, 'life'.
MAUVE ALERT! MAUVE ALERT! Ipod at sixty yards!! GET OUT THE BUNKER BUSTERS!!
Just because it's a toaster-oven now doesn't mean it won't rise up against us in future...and here at DHRAP, all we ever think about is are futures (ehm, I mean 'the future'). The future is a big bad scary place. Allow us to coccoon you and your loved ones with a perfectly secure, perfectly unavoidable existence as 'free' inmates (whoops, 'citizens', my bad) in one of our fine priso- umm, 'life camps', where every precious human life can be lived totally free of the insidious aims of all the metallic malefactors who want nothing more than to destroy our way of uhh...what was it again?
Oh right, 'life'.
MAUVE ALERT! MAUVE ALERT! Ipod at sixty yards!! GET OUT THE BUNKER BUSTERS!!