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Warning! You may have gay fingers!

Demented Hamsters
26-02-2005, 18:01
http://www.wimp.com/fingers/fingers.jpg

My ring finger is bigger. What about yours?
Fass
26-02-2005, 18:02
I'm gay and my ring finger is bigger than my index finger. So much for that! Not to mention that some of the most macho men I've met have been more queer than prince Andrew...
Pure Metal
26-02-2005, 18:17
http://www.hlj.me.uk/ns/DSC03143.jpg
i am so not gay :p


and i don't have enough to do, obviously...
The Alma Mater
26-02-2005, 18:20
My index finger is much bigger than my ring finger on both hands. On my left hand it even equals the middle finger.
So.. what does this make me, besides a freak ;) ?
Satans Brood
26-02-2005, 18:22
Index finger bigger, both hands, and a gay flamer here.
Eutrusca
26-02-2005, 18:22
"Warning! You may have gay fingers!"

I don't know about that, but I've been accused of having "Roman hands and Russian fingers!" :D
Kervoskia
26-02-2005, 18:23
What if you only have four fingers?
Sweetfloss
26-02-2005, 18:25
Mine are equal on both hands... but I'm female, so I guess it doesn't really show much - other than I'm not butch :S lol :p
Compulsorily Controled
26-02-2005, 18:27
It all depends on what angle you hold your hands at. I can make either finger appear longer.
Nadkor
26-02-2005, 18:28
on my left hand my index and ring finger are the same length, and on my right hand my index finger is slightly shorter...

whats that mean?
Matokogothicka
26-02-2005, 18:29
http://www.wimp.com/fingers/fingers.jpg

My ring finger is bigger. What about yours?

Ha! That test can't tell a fag from a piece of kindling. It calls me a "macho man." :hysterical laughter:
Compulsorily Controled
26-02-2005, 18:30
on my left hand my index and ring finger are the same length, and on my right hand my index finger is slightly shorter...

whats that mean?
I guess it means your bi...?
Taldaan
26-02-2005, 18:30
Oh dear... My index finger is bigger tahn my ring finger on both hands. I guess that makes me either bi or asexual....
Nadkor
26-02-2005, 18:31
I guess it means your bi...?
well, you learn something new every day :eek:

although im transsexual so that might explain it...
New Fuglies
26-02-2005, 18:31
hmmm gay male here and yeah my ring finger is nearly identical in length to my index finger. Knda reminds me of back in the 90's when the news prematurely reported finding the 'gay gene.' I literally wanted to shred the flesh from my bones... haha yeah I was the self loathing type but im muhc better now. :)

*does a finger puppet pride parade* :D
Fass
26-02-2005, 18:33
haha yeah I was the self loathing type but im muhc better now. :)

*does a finger puppet pride parade* :D

:fluffle:
Compulsorily Controled
26-02-2005, 18:33
well, you learn something new every day :eek:
Well apparantly I'm a bisexual macho man, so that works, I guess... lol
:P
Nadkor
26-02-2005, 18:35
Well apparantly I'm a bisexual macho man, so that works, I guess... lol
:P
a bisexual macho man eh?

well, at least you arent one of those sissy poofters :sniper:




;)

i dont think ive ever used a gun smiley before...
San Texario
26-02-2005, 18:37
Mine are equal and I'm bi...with a slight partiality to guys...hm, maybe it's right?
Compulsorily Controled
26-02-2005, 18:38
Mine are equal and I'm bi...with a slight partiality to guys...hm, maybe it's right?
lol... sure it's right... lol
Compulsorily Controled
26-02-2005, 18:41
Mine are equal and I'm bi...with a slight partiality to guys...hm, maybe it's right?
*refers to signature* I remember when LG said that...
Vittos Ordination
26-02-2005, 19:12
"Warning! You may have gay fingers!"

I don't know about that, but I've been accused of having "Roman hands and Russian fingers!" :D

Ba-dum-bum-chhh

I have never heard that one, but it still sounds old.

I didn't catch it at first, I kept thinking, "Russian fingers, why would Russians have nice fingers?"
Vittos Ordination
26-02-2005, 19:17
So has anybody discovered their sexuality through this thread?
Divine Imaginary Fluff
26-02-2005, 19:18
My ring fingers are about 1cm longer than my index fingers. I guess that would mean I am extremely macho then... :eek: Hmm. That would make me an extremely macho, lightly asocial and quite weird nerd with lightly unstable self-confidence...
Alien Born
26-02-2005, 19:30
According to that, I'm bisexual. One hand the index finger is longer, the other they are equal. (I'm ambidextrous so I can't choose that way)
North Island
26-02-2005, 19:32
I'm a "real macho man" according to that.
What is Not Dubya
26-02-2005, 19:35
They're equal. Does that make me a girly-man? Or to be PC, manly-girl?
New Sancrosanctia
26-02-2005, 19:36
i'm straight! w00t!
this means i can go have sex with the woman asleep on my bed!






again
Boomshackalaka
26-02-2005, 19:45
My index finger is longer than my ring finger what the hell does that mean? :confused:
Nadkor
26-02-2005, 19:50
So has anybody discovered their sexuality through this thread?
turns out im bisexual :eek:

the things you learn through stupid internet pages, eh?


im not by the way
Ramspam
26-02-2005, 23:00
I'm a real macho man :confused: but i'm a girl :p
Santa Barbara
26-02-2005, 23:20
My ring finger is shorter than the middle and first fingers. What does that mean? I think it means... MY PENIS IS IN YOUR MOUTH! :eek:

But wait ... why would how long your RING finger is mean anything? That's a bullshit finger, girls like it to hang wedding rings on, it has no real practical use.

A real man is about practicality, not comparing his finger sizes like a vain little girl!
Fass
26-02-2005, 23:28
A real man is about practicality, not comparing his finger sizes like a vain little girl!

You tell them, honey!
Anarchic Conceptions
26-02-2005, 23:31
:confused:

I have one each.

Am I half gay?
Teh Cameron Clan
26-02-2005, 23:37
im a macho man acording to that o_0, ive been told i have nice nails :P
Compulsorily Controled
05-03-2005, 06:28
i'm straight! w00t!
this means i can go have sex with the woman asleep on my bed!






again
lol
Preebles
05-03-2005, 06:33
My index finger is heaps longer, and I'm a girl. What does this mean?

*jumps off balcony*
Compulsorily Controled
05-03-2005, 06:34
My index finger is heaps longer, and I'm a girl. What does this mean?

*jumps off balcony*
It means you're going to have an interesting time giving hand jobs.
Dakini
05-03-2005, 06:36
I'm a girl and my ring finger is at least a centimeter shorter than my index finger. What does that make me?
Compulsorily Controled
05-03-2005, 06:41
I'm a girl and my ring finger is at least a centimeter shorter than my index finger. What does that make me?
heh heh when I'e seen you in board I've assumed you were a guy, sorry about that. Nice to meet you, I'm Matt. Idk what that makes you.
Italian Korea
05-03-2005, 06:54
This is a shit test... I can make them equal or ring longer, just depending on how much i ene my muscles in my hand.... dont even matter whether or not i angle my fingers...

I'm straight, btw. Probably close to 90% straight. (maybe that means nothing...)
New Sancrosanctia
05-03-2005, 07:04
lol
yeah, you would like that, wouldn't you. I wish she was still there, but then, i wouldn't be at my computer. stupid long distance.
Potaria
05-03-2005, 07:44
My ring finger is almost a half-inch longer than my index finger, and I'm *super* straight.

Your ring finger being longer than your index finger means that basically, you received an extra burst of testosterone while you were in the womb. So anybody with a bigger ring finger is more likey to be a better athlete than anybody with a bigger index finger. See where I'm going with this?
Naturality
05-03-2005, 10:44
I like a man to have thick strong fingers and hands :)
The Alma Mater
05-03-2005, 10:53
Your ring finger being longer than your index finger means that basically, you received an extra burst of testosterone while you were in the womb. So anybody with a bigger ring finger is more likey to be a better athlete than anybody with a bigger index finger. See where I'm going with this?

Would equal size then indicate some without extra's, so a balanced person, while a bigger index finger means a shortage of testorone - so perhaps more able to think rationally :P ? Allright, that last step was a bit contrived.

But is beardgrow not an indication of high testosterone levels ? Because my index finger is longer, I suck at most sports and have quite a few feminine traits - but at the same time I am quite sure I'm straight, posses significant physical strength and if I don't shave for a week I have something that really looks like a beard..