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Read this website. The list is so long it's absurd. Worst.. their married and have 2 children!!

http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/

I think he's either heading for a divorce.. or he's just exxagerating. :p

Read this website. The list is so long it's absurd. Worst.. their married and have 2 children!!

http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/

I think he's either heading for a divorce.. or he's just exxagerating. :p
actually, they are NOT married, which he repeats many times. he also specifically addresses people who say, "why are you dating such a crazy person." they are in a loving relationship, it just so happens that one of them is totally batty.

i own two of Mil's books (the author of the site) and have corresponded with him directly. he's not lying, though he does take artistic license to make the material flow better. the anecdotes he describes actually did happen.

What kind of freak cuts a kiwi fruit lengthways? :confused:

Eh...Uh...Wha? O_o

Mother of God...I didn't even read the whole thing. This couple sounds like it could use couple couciling...twice!

OH okay.. thanks. I haven't finished the lists yet. It's nigmarishly long. I'm bookmarking it and read it when I'm bored :D

I eat two-fingered Kit-Kats like I'd eat any other chocolate bars of that size, i.e., without feeling the need to snap them into two individual fingers first. Margret accused me of doing this, 'deliberately to annoy her'.


I have to admit, I've been in that argument myself

actually, they are NOT married, which he repeats many times. he also specifically addresses people who say, "why are you dating such a crazy person." they are in a loving relationship, it just so happens that one of them is totally batty.

i own two of Mil's books (the author of the site) and have corresponded with him directly. he's not lying, though he does take artistic license to make the material flow better. the anecdotes he describes actually did happen.
She's a fruit and he is "eccentric"

She's a fruit and he is "eccentric"
hehe, yeah. he's very anal and a bit odd himself, but i think the ultimate prize for nuttiness goes to her.

it's actually a really funny site, and worth a read. my personal favorite is the story of the fight they have over spilt gravy.

My ex was severely anal retentive. I could tell stories to illustrate that all day, but this is my favorite. He asked my to mow the lawn one day. I mowed the front lawn, but decided it was too hot and I was tired, so I'd do the back lawn the next day. When he came home and only the front was done he complained about me not finishing. I told him I'd finish it the next day. He was shocked. "But then they'll be two different lengths!" Mind you, the back yard had a fence, even if such a ridiculous thing was true. It was of the many chores he ended up doing himself because I wouldn't do it the way he wanted it.

" Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. No, hold on - let me make sure you've got the inflection here: Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. She says she does, but years of bitter experience have proven that what she actually wants is to sit by me while I narrate the entire bleeding film to her."

Sounds devestatingly familiar. Why don't women pay attention to anything on TV apart from sodding reality TV shows?

I eat two-fingered Kit-Kats like I'd eat any other chocolate bars of that size, i.e., without feeling the need to snap them into two individual fingers first. Margret accused me of doing this, 'deliberately to annoy her'.
lmao! this site rocks :p

" Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. No, hold on - let me make sure you've got the inflection here: Margret doesn't like to watch films on the TV. She says she does, but years of bitter experience have proven that what she actually wants is to sit by me while I narrate the entire bleeding film to her."

Sounds devestatingly familiar. Why don't women pay attention to anything on TV apart from sodding reality TV shows?
Oi!

Oi!

BUT IT'S TRUE!!!!!!!!!!! ANytime anyone ever watches anything involving an actor on the TV, any woman in the vicinity is only capable of tuning in to the plot for brief two-second intervals in between short mental half-hour trips to Mars. And faliure to relate the entire plot up to the two seconds of lucidity is punished severely with moaning about how she didn't REALLY want to watch it anyway, and she's only here because YOU wanted to. And if you DO manage to tell her the entire thing, she doesn't actually care anyway, and you'll have to tell her all over again when she next deigns to think about the film.

lmao! this site rocks :p
I hope you don't eat kitkats without snapping them into the two seperate fingers first or I may have to consider divorce!

I eat two-fingered Kit-Kats like I'd eat any other chocolate bars of that size, i.e., without feeling the need to snap them into two individual fingers first. Margret accused me of doing this, 'deliberately to annoy her'.

I have to admit, I've been in that argument myself
LOL! My father once spanked me when I was about 12 for eating a cookie around the edges! Heh!

Sounds devestatingly familiar. Why don't women pay attention to anything on TV apart from sodding reality TV shows?

It's not just women that do that ;)

Similar, but not as bad as, the inpatience some people have for the plot. I mean the way some people ask about "why is this happening" and expect you to explain the rest of the film to them, rather then wait for it to be revealed to them.

What kind of freak cuts a kiwi fruit lengthways? :confused:
Why cut in the first place? I just eat the lot, bar the furry lumpy bit at the end and the hard stalky bit at the other end.

Similar, but not as bad as, the inpatience some people have for the plot. I mean the way some people ask about "why is this happening" and expect you to explain the rest of the film to them, rather then wait for it to be revealed to them.


I disagree. I don't so much mind people asking for information they've not been given yet. It's just I've had girlfriends whjo are capable of watching, say, Rambo 2, a film with no decernable plot whatsoever, and STILL cannot follow it without constantly requiring me to reference evrey character every time they appear. And sometimes becoming confused and thinking we're watching an entirely different film that we actually saw around four thousand years earlier. Which was a cartoon. In Flemmish. About abortion.

I told him I'd finish it the next day. He was shocked. "But then they'll be two different lengths!" Mind you, the back yard had a fence, even if such a ridiculous thing was true. It was of the many chores he ended up doing himself because I wouldn't do it the way he wanted it.
LOL! I just imagined the guy going over the grass blades with a ruler.

I disagree. I don't so much mind people asking for information they've not been given yet. It's just I've had girlfriends whjo are capable of watching, say, Rambo 2, a film with no decernable plot whatsoever, and STILL cannot follow it without constantly requiring me to reference evrey character every time they appear. And sometimes becoming confused and thinking we're watching an entirely different film that we actually saw around four thousand years earlier. Which was a cartoon. In Flemmish. About abortion.

Ever tested their iqs?
Personally I hate soaps...they leave a nasty taste in my mouth.

yae its my dream to destroy the most evil and polluting compinies :cool: :sniper: :mp5: :confused: :fluffle:

Why cut in the first place? I just eat the lot, bar the furry lumpy bit at the end and the hard stalky bit at the other end.
Ewww. :eek: :(