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Who would win in a fight? Mahatma Gandhi or the Dalai Lama?

Gandhi! He'd just sit there and refuse to move, and the Dalai Lama would just get bored and resign!

Dalai Lama.. He looks fitter than Ghandi.

Plus he'll pull a shaolin Kung-pow on him!

Unless Ghandi reverse counters with his Yoga powers.. Hmm. tough one. :p

I have powers! Political powers!

Um... I think Gandhi would sit there and weave while the Dalai Lama giggles to himself. So match abandoned, unless it comes down to who dies first, and we all know that was Gandhi. :p

Obviously the Dalai Lama. Llamas are wisely regarded as very dangerous creatures, due to their large teeth, vicious attitude, and spitting accuracy. I'm not entirely sure what a Dalai Llama is, but it sounds even more dangerous. :p

Llama Song (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php)

I am, of course, joking.

Well seeing as Ghandi is dead, and The Dalai Lama is still alive, The Dalai Lama wins by default.

That or The Dalai Lama wins by finding the inner strength to beat up a 57-year old corpse.

If we placed Ghandi against The Dalai Lama when they were both in their prime, then The Dalai Lama would be the best bet, because Ghandi said "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" and would not physically fight.

Although, he did not say, "A fist for a fist makes the whole world blind" so maybe he would but his fists up.

Other than that, they would probably sit down and have a nice natter.

Gandhi should win, he led a nation to independence from the occupying tyranny of Britain (who had been oppressing and stealing riches for centuries), whereas the Dalai lama is a lazy parasite who cares nothing for his own people and allows himself to be feted across the world.

If we placed Ghandi against The Dalai Lama when they were both in their prime, then The Dalai Lama would be the best bet, because Ghandi said "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" and would not physically fight.

Somewhat missing the point that the Dalai Lama is also a pacifist...


Other than that, they would probably sit down and have a nice natter.

...although not completely.

Who would win in a fight? Mahatma Gandhi or the Dalai Lama?
Well since the Dalai Lama states:

"If you cannot, for whatever reason, be of help to others, at least don't harm them."

I do not think there would be a fight and this thread is pointless?

This is a stupid thread.

Gandhi! He'd just sit there and refuse to move, and the Dalai Lama would just get bored and resign!
lol... That's right...

Well since the Dalai Lama states:

"If you cannot, for whatever reason, be of help to others, at least don't harm them."

I do not think there would be a fight and this thread is pointless?
That was the point of the thread, I believe

Somewhat missing the point that the Dalai Lama is also a pacifist...


Somewhat missing the point I was being humourous, perhaps? And just making the post out of ooh say, not being serious? Ridiculing the thought they would ever fight?




...although not completely.

Correct, they would stand up, sit down, stand up, sit down, stand up, sit down to infinity whilst attempting to drink tea.

Dalai Lama, of course. Gandhi's too frail, sickly, and bony to fight anyone.

Gandhi is the people's champion.

Gandhi = winnar

win lol

:D

match would be cancelled because gandhi would not fight he would sit and let it happen, i don't know much about Dalhi Llama but i think this is a rather stupid thread

A friend of mine suggested that the match would be called, but not because "poor light," but "too much enlightenment."

I was amused! So I'm easily amused....

Ge-Ren

*Ghandi levitates into the air with his Yoga levitation skill*

*Dalai Lama casts Buddha's palm.. channeling his chi and shooting a chi-ball at Ghandi into the air*

*Ghandi counters by spitting yoga fire*

The Dailai Llama. He has a gun.*



*No, I'm not kidding.

Of course the Dalai Lama would win. He's alive and Gandhi is dead.

Case solved.

... but i think this is a rather stupid thread

If it had a reason it was to show how stupid all the recurring 'Who would win in a fight?" threads were.

Gandhi is the people's champion.

I thought the rock was....

Yeah, I'm gonna agree with whoever pointed out that neither would fight so they'd just sit around and see who died first...

the dalai lama, owing to his constant reincarnation as himself. the dalai lama is on his 14th incarnation as the dalai lama, while gandhi only got to be gandhi once. thus the dalai lama wins by default.