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26-02-2005, 00:56
Ruuters: In a late breaking story today CBS news released a short film showing Pres. Bush, genius monkey, dancing a jig after his victory in last Novemeber's elections. In the short film Bush stands talking with Karl Rove, aka Lex Luthor, and Donald Rumsfeld, madman, when he suddenly dances a jig and slaps his right thigh with a pair of gloves he is carrying.
Churchhill Ward, noted moderate liberal, said he expected nothing more than such a show of hubris from the monkey. A Republican spokesman could not be reached to comment on the dance but sources say their is much embarassment in the party over the episode.
As to whether the film is genuine or not remains to be determined. Web blogger Glenn Reynolds, aka Instapundit and Republican party lackey, claims several other bloggers have noticed flaws with the film saying it looks as if somebody spliced about twenty pictures together and made themselves a movie.
In any case, this can only be seen as damaging to the president as he seeks to reach out to our reasonable allies in Europe.
Churchhill Ward, noted moderate liberal, said he expected nothing more than such a show of hubris from the monkey. A Republican spokesman could not be reached to comment on the dance but sources say their is much embarassment in the party over the episode.
As to whether the film is genuine or not remains to be determined. Web blogger Glenn Reynolds, aka Instapundit and Republican party lackey, claims several other bloggers have noticed flaws with the film saying it looks as if somebody spliced about twenty pictures together and made themselves a movie.
In any case, this can only be seen as damaging to the president as he seeks to reach out to our reasonable allies in Europe.