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... word used to describe the feeling of being unable to beat the living shit out of some asshole who so desperately deserves it. :D

Wow. Enlightening. I understand now why you got so many votes for Most Respected. Care to share any more pearls of wisdom, oh magnificent Sage?

I have a T-shirt that says that is "stress".
Wish it was legal to use on wilful stupidity too.

Que?

haha

Hell yeah.

Wow. Enlightening. I understand now why you got so many votes for Most Respected. Care to share any more pearls of wisdom, oh magnificent Sage?
LOL! Who put the bee in your bonnet today, old man? :rolleyes:

[edit]: oops, wrong s-name. Sorry about that, Sdaeriji.

... word used to describe the feeling of being unable to beat the living shit out of some asshole who so desperately deserves it. :D


who you frustrated at poppy? Me-I'm frustrated at the new car dealership I'm dealing with. They have a 'Sale" going on and just happen to be out of the 'sale" vehicles. But they DO have another model thats $8k more :rolleyes:

I have a T-shirt that says that is "stress".
Wish it was legal to use on wilful stupidity too.
Sadly, I must agree. :(

... word used to describe the feeling of being unable to beat the living shit out of some asshole who so desperately deserves it.
yeah, *looks at Eutrusca name and clenches firsts* ;)









joking! :D

... word used to describe the feeling of being unable to beat the living shit out of some asshole who so desperately deserves it. :D


Oh ya, you think your tough, i will destory you! First i will batch slap you so hard, you wake up in new york, then ill hump your granny and send you pics. :cool:

... then ill hump your granny and send you pics. :cool:

:eek:

Um... ew.

uhhhh yeah...........

If i get pissed off at someone, I either play GTA: San Andreas and go on a killing spree, kill people in Manhunt, or draw a picture of them and shoot it with an Airsoft gun in the basement.

who you frustrated at poppy? Me-I'm frustrated at the new car dealership I'm dealing with. They have a 'Sale" going on and just happen to be out of the 'sale" vehicles. But they DO have another model thats $8k more :rolleyes:
Been there, done that. It's called "bait & switch." The last time a car dealer did that to me, I told the owner that not only would I never buy a car from him, but that neirther would anyone else I knew. :D

uhhhh yeah...........

If i get pissed off at someone, I either play GTA: San Andreas and go on a killing spree, kill people in Manhunt, or draw a picture of them and shoot it with an Airsoft gun in the basement.
Good therepy! :D

I wonder what happened to that dude who put out a want ad for someone who voted for President Bush... this person wanted to "beat the living shit out of" this person.

I wouldnj't be surprised if someone from, say, Texas showed up with a shotgun and shot the punk.

Oh ya, you think your tough, i will destory you! First i will batch slap you so hard, you wake up in new york, then ill hump your granny and send you pics. :cool:

And wut do u do if he lives in New York? Well duh he'll wake up there......................

Been there, done that. It's called "bait & switch." The last time a car dealer did that to me, I told the owner that not only would I never buy a car from him, but that neirther would anyone else I knew. :D


Well they sometimes treat women like they are idiots when it comes to cars. They better recognize!

And wut do u do if he lives in New York? Well duh he'll wake up there......................


ahhh i think his sig says something other than new york check it out dude lol

Oh ya, you think your tough, i will destory you! First i will batch slap you so hard, you wake up in new york, then ill hump your granny and send you pics. :cool:
( SMOOCH! ) :D

Good therepy! :D

Thanks, it works wonders. :D

Well they sometimes treat women like they are idiots when it comes to cars. They better recognize!
Next time take me with ya! Mwahahaha! :D

ahhh i think his sig says something other than new york check it out dude lol

"North Carolina, USA"


yeah forget wut i said about that

Next time take me with ya! Mwahahaha! :D


Well either you or Eichen need to come with me. I'm afraid I dont have the patience to deal with these people. I bet E would give them pure hell. They would probably pay him to leave. (and leave with the best deal too)

I wonder what happened to that dude who put out a want ad for someone who voted for President Bush... this person wanted to "beat the living shit out of" this person.

I wouldnj't be surprised if someone from, say, Texas showed up with a shotgun and shot the punk.
Dangerous business down here. Every "good ole' boy" in the State has a gun rack in his pickup's rear window! :eek:

Well either you or Eichen need to come with me. I'm afraid I dont have the patience to deal with these people. I bet E would give them pure hell. They would probably pay him to leave. (and leave with the best deal too)
Kewl! We'll both come! Talk about "double-trouble!" :D

Kewl! We'll both come! Talk about "double-trouble!" :D

Ha! By the time you two are finished with them, they will probably just GIVE us the car. lol

Hargh! Lasses ahoy!

uhhhh yeah...........

If i get pissed off at someone, I either play GTA: San Andreas and go on a killing spree, kill people in Manhunt, or draw a picture of them and shoot it with an Airsoft gun in the basement.
Manhunt is like a sick version of Hitman.

Ha! By the time you two are finished with them, they will probably just GIVE us the car. lol
Hehehe! :D

Just a general reminder to everyone:

Do not under any circumstnaces mention the domain names of adult sites in your forum posts, even in passing. Jayastan has been deleted.

Carry on.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation

Hargh! Lasses ahoy!


ahoy matey!

*makes LP walk the plank*

i think we dont make nearly enough people walk the plank these days.

ahoy matey!

*makes LP walk the plank*

i think we dont make nearly enough people walk the plank these days.
Meh. I'm more of a fan of keelhauling. With bondage and stuff.....hmmmm

Meh. I'm more of a fan of keelhauling. With bondage and stuff.....hmmmm


< keeping on topic >

I'm frustrated because I dont know what keelhauling is. hmm......

< keeping on topic >

I'm frustrated because I dont know what keelhauling is. hmm......
:eek:

Really? Where have you been? Under a rock?

:eek:

Really? Where have you been? Under a rock?

Well we dont have many pirates down here in Georgia now do we!

Well we dont have many pirates down here in Georgia now do we!
But you're like.... ancient :p . You must have heard of it?

But you're like.... ancient :p . You must have heard of it?
Ut oh! [ hides ]

But you're like.... ancient :p . You must have heard of it?


:eek: gasp.....betrayal. so ugly.


sigh.....


*walks out of thread with a cane*

:eek: gasp.....betrayal. so ugly.


sigh.....


*walks out of thread with a cane*
I'm sorry. :( I'll make it up to you with an imitation pic. :fluffle:

Keelhauling:
step 1. Tie one end of a long piece of rope to a persons legs
step 2. get the other end all the way under your ship and up on the other side of it
step 3. pull

I'm sorry. :( I'll make it up to you with an imitation pic. :fluffle:

Keelhauling:
step 1. Tie one end of a long piece of rope to a persons legs
step 2. get the other end all the way under your ship and up on the other side of it
step 3. pull


oh crap. That sounds.....pirate-ish. *takes all ropes away from LP*

imitation :confused: :(

oh crap. That sounds.....pirate-ish. *takes all ropes away from LP*

imitation :confused: :(
You'll see

I wonder what happened to that dude who put out a want ad for someone who voted for President Bush... this person wanted to "beat the living shit out of" this person.

I wouldnj't be surprised if someone from, say, Texas showed up with a shotgun and shot the punk.
That's funny!

Just a general reminder to everyone:

Do not under any circumstnaces mention the domain names of adult sites in your forum posts, even in passing. Jayastan has been deleted.

Carry on.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation


ahhhh that was a real site? :D good grief

in any event, former jayastan here... ;)

Then ill hump your granny and send you pics. :cool:
Um, you realise you'd be doing necrophilia right, I dread to think how old his grandmother would be if she were alive...

LP, what's wrong with a good ol' flogging? Or you could just tie them to the grating and drag it behind the ship....

ahhhh that was a real site? :D good grief

in any event, former jayastan here... ;)
You didn't know!?

Well, that's a very silly reason to get yourself deleted. Unfortunately, I can't take your word for it that you didn't know the domain name you made up was an actual adult site, so the deletion stands. I will trust, however, that you'll be more careful of this in the future. Check to see if the domain exists before you go making up names.

Nobody had better ask on these forums what domain name was involved, lest they too draw my attention.

Carry on.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
NationStates Game Moderator

Is soooooo tempted, but not too tired to retain some small amount of wisdom. :p

and as far as Texans and shotguns..we'd have to 'rack' the slide ( chamber a round ) - it's considered a warning shot, then if he didn't cease and desist ...defense of a third party floats well with Texas cops...